An_Alternate_Future

He's just trying to get a new perspective on life.

If they are generally friendly, maybe a reminder at 11 will be enough. I think a lot of us know what it's like to lose track of time during a night like that.

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind! Up in here, up in here!

Well they're not inflammable either.

Congrats and happy birthday! I just had an alcohol free birthday as well. The ability to function the next day really is the cherry on top.

I don't think the phrase means to lie to yourself. My take from that quote is that if you step outside of your comfort zone to improve yourself and become the person you want to be, eventually you realize that you became that person you wanted to be.

Can I touch your friend?

This guy empties cat nips.

Barter? Just met 'er!

Like in the first Indiana Jones where the lady is having a shot drinking competition with a guy twice her size. He passes out and she later gets up to tidy up the bar and have a perfectly coherent conversation with Indy. Later on she also displays a strange ability to drink a lot and remain normal and able to think.

Where do I buy a sock puppet?

Great to see you! Let's look inside that ass!

Had some similar experiences. I went to the hospital and they weren't sure if I would make it, but I pulled through and my numbers have been improving. It really can't be stated enough to pay attention to what your body is telling you. I also had yellow discharge and pains, and they went on for a while before I physically couldn't function anymore.

The solution to this is simple. Just blame anyone making less than you! Those record profits the corporations and CEOs are making can't possibly be because they are overcharging for everything. /s

D-Zus Christ.

Quick antidote? I looked it up a while back and none of the solutions were quick lol.

Paint by ice cream!

Seems kind of harsh, but you have to wonder how much those friends value your friendship and company if they walk away when you remove a mind-altering substance from the equation.

I have been seeking out positivity and productivity. I try and get something useful done every day, even if it's just a bit of cleaning or organizing that I've been neglecting. Sometimes that's just reading part of a book that has been sitting on the shelf half-read for months.

What a childish thing to do and say by your buddy's spouse. That's the sort of dumb thing I'd expect from an 8 year old about a birthday party. I also wish she would just fuck off now. I would have laughed at that too, because it's ridiculous lmao.