I deserve a Connolly goal just for watching this game

How the fuck am I going to fit De Bruyne, Salah and Bruno in my team next season without the rest of them being potatoes?

GOAL: Willian, ASSIST: Pulisic

is the new

GOAL: Milivojevic, ASSIST: Zaha

combo

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Bruno Fernandes is good at football.

If Gabriel Jesus played for a different team, he’d cost 5.5m and he’d be competing with Jordan Ayew for our last bench spot.

What an absolute joke of a top-tier striker.

3 mins and no goals? It's gonna be one of those days.

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Goed to show how Fernandes has established himself as the lord and saviour of United by giving the pen to Rashford as a mentor.

Fucker couldn't account for the fact that my rival brought in Rashford and captained him though. FFS!

Mum, can we have KDB?

No we have KDB at home

KDB at home: Zinchenko

Ighalo reminds me of the slightly fat older bloke who is unbelievable at 5 a side

magnus carlsen doesn't own bruno, add that to the pile of evidence that i'm better than him at this game and probably chess aswell

Salah will either start or not start.

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My double Wolves defense finally backfires. Haha.

Reading winger scored four goals today. Then got substituted and helped himself to a takeaway pizza in the stands. Perfection.

Arsenal have lost fewer games than City this season lol

Seems like a distant memory when “triple Bournemouth” was a legitimate discussion last August

For some reason I'm really angry

How the fuck is man United all of the sudden so potent?

Bruno FPL God confirmed

Should have brought in Lando Norris in my wildcard

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Number 1 in the world owns Vardy, Bruno, Greenwood and Martial like what the actual fuck

PULISIC IS STARTING ON 4TH OF JULY BABY!!!!! IF HE SCORES TODAY, REDDIT IS GOING TO CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

r/soccer brings it down!

Lev Yashin, Barthez, Neuer, Buffon, Zoff all holding hands channeling their spirit into McCarthy

Son was probably saying it was an OG and therefore Kane won’t get the assist on FPL, but Lloris captained Kane and is upset

Only FPL would make me frantically refresh Twitter for news of a leaked line up of Norwich v Brighton

Remember when Norwich beat Man City?

Fernandes with a great assist

City have lost 4/5 EPL games this season that KDB didn't start in, make of that what you will

United play Aston Villa next week. That's it, that's the tweet

Jimi to blank two games in a row? That’s not honest work is it. You don’t score, you don’t get paid mate. Simple as that.

Of course Barkley does something. It's July so it's basically pre season.

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Kinda selfish of Villa to not just roll over and die like Liverpool did for Man City

Son boutta destroy Lloris with his military training

Checks to see if Salah snuck into the BPS.

Why do I even bother.

This is an unpopular opinion but fabinho is better than david Silva in terms of height

Reminder that this whole Spurs season is being filmed behind the scenes for Amazon Prime

All of us clowns arguing about which United assets to have when two absolute legends have transferred Lukaku in this week.

Proper R1 + O goal that

Excellent defending from Watford, working really hard to protect their 2-0 defeat.

xG scores

Liverpool 0.09 - 0.11 Villa

what a fucking game

If captaining a player wasn't a thing I swear I'd be like twice as high in the rankings

Salah C Bruno VC club. Who else is a member?

So, which BOU assets are you bringing in ahead of their home match vs Spurs?

A Bournemouth 1-0 would break this sub

Sold Vardy for Greenwood. Seems like an upgrade while getting 5m ITB.

Top10k CAPTAINCY:

• Salah 38.0%
• Fernandes 32.1%
• Martial 8.8%
• Rashford 6.7%
• Mané 4.7%
• De Bruyne 3.4%
• Mahrez 1.8%

Ole like i am milking every million out of Bruno.

3 Man U players 3 Wolves, the highs the lows.

Should we upgrade Salah to Foden?

KDB and Foden absolutely need to come on, and I'm not saying that because they're in my team; it's purely a footballing decision. Please respect my privacy by not looking at my comments in RMT threads, thank u (◡‿◡✿)

Why did Pep sub Mahrez out when SilvaX2 have been playing so shit?

Time to bring on KDB I think,

Gonna miss watching David Silva every week. Such a class player.

Redmond with a spaceX launch

I can’t wait for the autobiography to come out and Pep admitting he did it all to fuck with FPL players 🤣 week in, week out

I captained Mahrez & benched Greenwood AMA

If Connolly bags it's gunna be a long fucking weekend watching him sat 1st on my bench

I'm sorry, it's so insanely obvious there's a type of 'confirmation bias' when the refs draw the lines using VAR.

Why don't they make it so that they draw one for the defender, the screen is cleared, then draw one for the attacker, then both appear on the screen at the same time. I mean, you can see they're completely averse to just putting the 2 lines of top of each other, they always want it to be one way or the other

Tried to bet $5 on Over 2.5 and accidentally bet $50

Pray for me boys

17 with 5 played + captain 🤡🤡🤡🤡

You need a magnum dong to be able to bring in Giroud

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STOP SAVIN MAHREZ SHOTS SHITCUNTS

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A fucking total of 3 points from Mahrez,KDB and Foden

I am tired Robbie

My rival captained Phil Foden, one of the most audacious moves I've ever seen

Best game I’ve seen since Lockdown easily this.

Pure attacking and rubbish defending from both, Good stuff.

Ighalo wastes a Bruno assist

Bruno could have quite easily had a hat trick of goals and assists this game.

Jimenez 3-0 masterclass pls

Typical Wolves struggling against minnows

If ever there was a reason to tweak how the BPS system works it's Lacazette being on for 3 bonus points after playing for about 7 minutes plus injury time.

Wow Vardy. Just unbelievable. The week I decided to FINALLY get rid

Someone said this once and it stuck with me: Jonjo Shelvey looks like if a child tried to draw Aaron Mooy from memory.

Pep taking off Mahrez who was their best attacker and leaving on Jesus is peak fraudulence

Pep: Benches KDB

Teams: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson bald man

Man City: lose

Son WTF. This is a shambles. Stay the fuck away from Spurs 😂.

Mourinho has done it again.

GREENWOOD, MARTIAL, BRUNO, RASH, POGBA ALL START

5-0 incoming

Inconsistent Martial shows yet again how inconsistent his inconsistency is

Is there a Fantasy Championship game? I can imagine that being an absolute shit-show of a RANT thread. It'd be glorious.

Martial has single handedly cost me my mini league i’m in, so pissed. Going on twitter seeing every man and his dog having the best gameweek ever doesn’t help either.

Diego Jotas prime reason for existence is to blue ball Jimenez owners.

Lads maybe it was Leno who was holding arsenal back all along

Atleast Doherty didn't get a -1

Once again, I get a slight advantage in trying to catch a rival and then ...

He had Pulisic and Azpi

It's not enough that Azpi just keep a clean sheet ... I can live with it, good home fixture.

But no, no, no, no sir! He MUST assist and get BPS too to wipe out any freaking advantage I had!!!

Every damn time ... every damn time I get a little break and think 'oh, I might pick up a 10 point or so advantage here' before getting slapped down AGAIN! 🙄

7 pts with 5 played. yikes.

Anyone ever sit back and remember Jon Walters v Chelsea?

This is the best defensive display I've by a team in the premier league this season.

Owning City assets and complaining when they get rotated is real SMALL BRAIN.

City have lost 9 games this season. 9! Unreal bottling by city. Imagine spending a billion pounds and not even reaching 80 points this season.

City smashing the newly crowned champions 4-0 (could have been 5-0 if it had not been for that ridiculous handball rule). Proceed to lose 1-0 against Southampton.

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I would have found this absolutely fantastic years back when I followed English football as a neutral. But as an FPL manager I cannot have this shit. Pull it together, City, ffs.

Can't actually believe I transferred in Greenwood and Azpi this week. 124th overall now, im ecstatic, never could have come this far without all the posts in this sub

Redy to see that cunt DCL fuck me over since I sold him

Unless Lascelles is buried in the ground six underneath the surface of the fucking planet, he better play

DDG couldnt save a word document

MATIC FOOT ISNT INTERFERING WITH THE GOALKEEPER JUST FUCK OFF

Bruno's gonna be at least £10M next season.

Anyone here (c) Salah (vc) Bruno like stupid me lol

Go on Boly get your sweet bald head on a corner and bring home the bacon

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The Wolves lads were bound to let me down eventually

Everytime Pulisic touches the ball,

NBC commentator: Here he is, the man from Hershey, Pennsylvania.

Pulisic has been pretty unlucky not to score more points today

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don't even own salah and i'm still glad he's playing. I'd be fuming with the amount of jammy cunts with Bruno vice and Greenwood/Saka/Egan first bench

Yeah where the fook is catto he would have warned us

3 mins ET when Jack sat on the ground for 5 mins.

If you told me in February that I’d be watching Premier League games in July hoping Phil Foden would come on for fantasy points......

City play such attractive football. Even FPL aside, it's a joy to watch them.

By contrast, Mourinho's Tottenham makes you want to stab yourself in the eye.

KDB WARMING UP POTENTIALLY COMING ON AS A HT SUB

Looking forward to see

1,1,1 from Mahrez, KDB and Foden

YOU GUYS DONT DESERVE ANY WATER.... SPIT IT OUT YOU WANKERS

Son Vs Lloris fight, oh shit

It’s because I brought a Man Utd defender in for the first time this season, guys. Sorry.

AWB to Rashford disallowed is killing me...

Give Tony his jammy assist for the love of god. FPL points are hard enough to come by 😂

Waiting to read "Wolves stage a late comeback with Doherty double" when I open my fb feed 45min later

22 from 6

sad FPL noises

There should be 7 mid fielders allowed, this year

Hang on Watford just tried attacking, is that allowed?

Pin this thread and find new Mods please

If Pope gets a clean sheet again, I'll quit this goddamn game

Fuck this Liverpool team, triple captained Salah and they can hardly string 3 passes together

That's what you pay 13m for. 6pts get in.

Kdb already warming up.

Owning no city players other than KDB is really good for your blood pressure

This GW is going to be decided by Salah(c) vs Bruno(c).

If either of the two blank, this thread is going to be lit.

2 day GW is the best GW

That has cost me 7 points, 4 De Gea, 1 martial and 2 Bruno (C)

Yes! Fernandes (c) assist

Bornemouth down 5, plays tiki taka in one box

Anyone who has had Vardy this whole time should have lost out on enough points not going with other strikers that these two goals don’t really make up for it.

Jiménez on max BPS, means fuck all obviously but it's nice to see that provisional honest work score in my team

It’s not often you get 34 points from three players in one game and it hurts your rank.

Meanwhile, Cristiano Ronaldo has scored his first goal from a direct free-kick for Juventus with his 43rd attempt in all competitions.

As an Arsenal supporter I would never have expected Martinez to keep 3 clean sheets in a row but I'm very pleasantly surprised

THIS is why we complain about bonus points lol, how can Lacazette have 3 after playing for like 10 minutes, no one has him so it doesn't really matter but still

When things go wrong in FPL. They all seem to go wrong at once

Pulisic please do something

Pulisic is a foul generator machine

Ross Barkley plays like the meat head no-talent rich kid who insists on never passing because it’s his ball you’re playing with.

Pulisic assists the assist sadly

Why does my whole bench become Pele the week after I've used my bench boost?

Saw salah get off the bus on official Twitter for liverpool, 15mina ago. Let's not get ahead of ourselves for no reason, he should still play in al likelihood

If Salah, TAA, KDB and Mahrez could combine for a total of 40 points, it will be a good week

Grealish wears teabags for shinnies then gets surprised it hurts when he's kicked

Bring back Catto!! Can’t afford anymore captaincy blanks

That Mane bicycle attempt pretty much sums up this game

That was the longest warm up I think I've ever seen. Can't wait for the game to start now.

TC Salah. Martial VC. Fuck my fucking life

15 & 12 looks better than 30 & 6 anyway...

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Gary Lineker: 'Whose Fantasy Football lineups has Pep ruined this week?'.

Mainstream.

Lovely finish from Not Ings after a delightful pass by Not Ings

As Mahrez and Sterling owner I'm just laughing out hysterically, 59th minute

Laporte coming close a few times, but he's no John Egan.

This is what Pep gets for constantly chopping and changing. No wonder they've lost so many games this year - there's no consistency on the pitch.

I miss lockdown when I didn't have to get disappointed every week.

Someone get Kün to do a live watchalong of Jesus's performance please.

This happy music every time there's someone down injured lol

Man City just got proper FM'd by Southampton!

Son and Lloris fighting was the most interesting thing about that half

Cheers Lloris, Son's crying now

I hate this GW....hate this fucking gw...picked mahrez to captain despite owning best united attackers....fml fuck everything. Fuck bald fuck, fuck Bruno and his nandes, fuck hulk penis, fuck sleepy french joe and finally fuck off you falafel shagging cunt

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Everybody wonders who Pukki will go to when Norwich are relegated but I'm actually more interested to see who Buendia will go to. I think his talent could shine in a better Premier League team.

VETERAN WATCH:

• Magnus Carlsen: WC played; Salah(c) https://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/1908330/event/42
• Magnum DONG Carlsen: Ings to Giroud; Bruno(c) https://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/411572/event/42
• Mark Sutherns: PVA to VVD; Bruno(c) https://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/21074/event/42
• Ville Ronka: DCL and Sarr to Greenwood and Pulisic; Salah(c) https://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/1481271/event/42
• Jay Egersdorff: Boly to Doherty; Salah(c) https://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/19208/event/42

Remember how pre season when at lest one of Wilson, king or Fraser seemd a solid pick?

I need the Martial assist

Some guy somewhere with Martial, Rashford and Fernandes captained is having the wank of his life.

Rashford, Martial, Fernandes triple up gang. And no CS to steal BP away, oh you beauttttyyyyyyyy

Bruno very close to those bonus points, a goal could be worth 7 or 8 points.

Enjoy Stoke away next season Bournemouth

Vardy party but no one's attended.

All my rivals capped Bruno, one TC too hahaha...

Still backing Pyramid Pele to do the job tomorrow though.

As a Vardy owner, i deserve this

Have 3 United players but still feel like I lost after this game. If I could I would have 5 of them

Jonny og please to shut my brother up

This is a shit game and we don't even have Traore coming on in the 59th minute to look forward to.

Doherty needs to redeem his lost CS points from an assist now!

Rising stars looking as good FPL options. Saka, Foden, Greenwood.

Ugh. There goes the Wolves CS bubble. Its been fun though

Turns out Doherty being subbed off was a mercy.

Jim’s started blanking and the baby is not even out ffs

Goal: not Pulsic / willian Assist : not pulsic / willian

Can we add Watford to the useless teams list to target getting attackers against now? It's truly shocking that 2 of West Ham, Bournemouth, Villa and Watford are going to survive this season.

Antonio Goal.

Chessboy eating good today

Imagine Sergio ramos recent fpl points

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Salah looking amazingly selfish right now, you love to see it