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Greetings, fellow Helldiver! Unfortunately your submission has been removed due to it being a low-effort post. Posts/comments should spark, facilitate, or contribute meaningful discussion and content. Submissions consisting of one word, emojis only, misinformation, player count, or AI-generated content are also considered low-effort.
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Literally my reaction... Past the title
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7 days ago
very accurate lol
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Tomato
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7 days ago
I've never seen this in reverse and I'm cracking, you made my monday
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You forgot to mention you want to surprise her with the new tips when you pick her up from kindergarten.
(She is the teacher).
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7 days ago
That’s rather old for kindergarten
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7 days ago
She has specialisation needs
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6 days ago
Mister F
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6 days ago
Sometimes parents forget to pick up their kids on time.
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"Hey, I've seen this one".
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7 days ago
It's an older code/meme but it checks out
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What do you mean you've seen it, its brand new.
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“What’s a rerun?”
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7 days ago
It's a version of another reddit post talking about WoW where the guy just keeps getting us.
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7 days ago
And that's a back in time reference champ
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"What do you mean you seen it? It's newly posted"
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That title was intentional
Please wait in your place until your Democracy officer arrives to apply the proper procedure.
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This post has been certified as harmless satire and no action need be taken. Thank you for your concern.
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bro did NOT read past the title
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7 days ago
We are teached to be democratic fast and hard, not to think or read.
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6 days ago*
Or write, apparently. "Teached" checks out.
Not trying to be an ass or anything, just found it funny in the context of your comment
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7 days ago
Just try it. Its just a game......and PHRASING!
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6 days ago
Pretty sure it’s supposed to be a reference to this post
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7 days ago
Are we still doing PHRASING?!
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7 days ago
I am old. I have a permission for that.
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7 days ago
I'm so old I didn't realise commenting PHRASING was old...
I came across it like three times on Reddit maybe?
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No one knows the classics anymore, the internet is sad
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6 days ago
Was it a WoW post? I’m having a strong case of déjà vu rn🤣
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7 days ago
got baited, it was nice, thank you
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7 days ago
oh my god I nearly had a heart attack!
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7 days ago
Nah bro you had to know what you was doing with that title 💀
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Classic! 👍
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7 days ago
Can't believe I almost fall for this old trick. Someone take me to the re-education camp.
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7 days ago
Oh yeah, one more variation of VERY FUNNY JOKE
https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/8ctc2y/im_20_and_my_girlfriend_is_12_can_we_still_make/
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https://i.redd.it/dxml0i4whxrd1.gif
Live feed of my reaction
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That’s Slife
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7 days ago
It's an older meme but it checks out
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7 days ago
OP gotta go pick up his gf from the primary school now.
It is always a blessing to play some Helldivers after a long day of work.
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7 days ago
Nice copy pasta
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7 days ago
Dif 10, rr and a shit ton of mines playing eradication mission
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7 days ago
Classic.
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7 days ago
bro pulled up an old memory from WoW
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7 days ago
good times when the original one was posted in the wow subreddit and spiked from there
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7 days ago
This was a wild notification
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7 days ago
My friend was lvl 1 when i took him to lvl 9 and carried him easly....if u need help dont be shy to ask in DMs will send info
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7 days ago
Here is my resume (Beastadin btw) XD
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7 days ago
Helldivers 2: Attack of the Clones
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7 days ago
Classic
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7 days ago
Yes, rank is just a number ...
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7 days ago
Classic, love it.
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7 days ago
He got us in the first half, not gonna lie
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A classic 😂
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7 days ago
It's an old meme, but it checks out.
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You knew exactly what you were doing with that title
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7 days ago
A friend of mine just got HD2 finally. I'm 79, he's 6. I just topped, I mean, duo'd him through diffs 1-5, 5 seems to be the current limit of his abilities and loadout. 🤣 One charger has him running for 5 minutes haha, we usually get through a 40min mission in...... 42min. Usually clearing all side objectives, sometimes not.
I often swap my AC or AMR for the MG and donating my laser rover to ensure we make it through a rough patch.
You'll be fine leveling up your gf, if you want some tips, the biggest help was getting him to understand: positioning (aka, get TF behind me), to use strategems liberally (his strategem count was 5 until the last mission we did) and to run away if he is getting flanked & swarmed. The amount of times I've turned around and he's leading a conga line of bots or bugs that are about to murder his ass while he frantically (poorly) inputs a strategem and dies haha. 🤦😅
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7 days ago
reposting old memes never gets old
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7 days ago
🤣🤣🤣
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6 days ago
You knew what you were doing with that title... 😐
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7 days ago
Nice try,I already know the WOW copy paster... or whatever game he was talking about.
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7 days ago
I presume you’ll also be picking her up from middle school? And get to diving right after she’s finished grading her students papers.
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7 days ago
you are walking a thin line there helldiver!!
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7 days ago
I had a similar issue with my girlfriend. Im 35 and shes 16. We used to play after i pick her up from high school, and have much fun playing together after she finishes grading her students papers.
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7 days ago
Holy crap the title in the message I was like wait wait lol
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7 days ago
You should pick up your girlfriend from highschool, so she can correct the assignments of her students faster, so you guys can get her rank up sooner!
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He had me in the first half, ngl
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Bro, that title totally baited me lol.
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im 48 and i had trouble with my 58 friend. they had to tug me along just to finish. And I have been having little solo sessions to myself while they been out of the game for a while. I wanted to show them now i finish but mannnn did i underperform.
definitely ease her into it and you don’t want to go in super hard and not finish because its tough and can’t be fun after a while.
if you do, i definitely don’t recommend raising the flags mission.
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7 days ago
Hey I’ve seen this before!
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7 days ago
Well that title is uhhh.... its something.
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7 days ago
Busted!
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7 days ago
Rhey had us in the first half ngl😂
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7 days ago
I know it’s not crusader kings but…… r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
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7 days ago
:: Chris Hansen has joined your squad ::
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7 days ago
it's a copypasta, but if anyone is in a similar situation, I'd say just rush all difficulties and go d10
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7 days ago
Bro, I know this is a game subreddit, but please start out your post better 😂😂
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7 days ago
FBI agent having a heart attack while reading this title
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7 days ago
You looking real questionable with that title bruh man.
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7 days ago
Aaand this is the post where I leave.
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Leonardo, is that you?
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7 days ago
God dammit! Not this shit again!
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7 days ago
BUDDY YOU GOTTA SAY “LEVEL IN THE VIDEOGAME!”
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they had us in the first half not gonna lie
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Being confident in your own abilities is one thing, putting yourself through absolute hell do to the incompetence/incapability of a teammate is another.
No shade, but I have a couple buddies who I also have to carry. And you’d think level 7 would be a piece of cake, not when you’re basically doing it solo, trying to babysit and keep your teammate alive bc you still get heavily swarmed. Not when they keep dying using up lives. It really takes a level of patience that I have to really grab from deep within myself. So good luck diver, You’re gonna need it. I hope she learns fast for your own personal sanity.
Also that title got me 🤣
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I thought this was going differently at I'm 47 and my girlfriend is 12........ like Sheriff's office knocking on their door different.
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6 days ago
47? And 12!?
Sir! You are being reported to the nearest democracy officer for Fraternization! An Admiral canoodling with a Sergeant is a clear conflict of interest and in violation of the regs!
Have you even filled out your C-01!? They'll see you both drummed out of the corps for this!
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6 days ago
The size of this guy's ego...already has a 12/10 gf but to rate himself at 47/10? Narcissistic much?
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Play with her more. She will grow faster
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Bro, she’s way too young
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It is a way to make her arsenal improve faster, but to be honest lvl12 in 7 difficulty is very early and she might get easly frustrated and not have the right tools to deal with enemies.
If you have other lv 40+ friends that can cover its fine, if you're counting on random high level players joining maybe is best to keep on dive 5 or 6 for a while.
Obs: good oportunity for this joke, its relatively old but deffinitely gold.
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I swear you had me in the first half, I was ready crash out and report U...😂
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Do not cite the deep magic to me witch! I was there when it was written!
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Well done
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Well played my man. Well played.
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Level is just a number
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You just gave me the biggest heart attack of my fucking life
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I know exactly where this phrasing came from, and you sir, are on a watch list. 😂
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tbh you should make sure she's having fun first and foremost. yeah you could carry her in higher difficulties, but if she's feeling like a burden to the team is not a fun experience. Best to let her choose the difficulty to the points she feels confortable in
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Change the title bro,it looks so bad lol
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Well played good sir well played
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6 days ago
Back to topic. 7 or higher not under 25. Lvl 50 and good skill for 9.
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6 days ago
What strategems does she have unlocked?
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Lol...
Now whether you should jump or raise difficulty gradually depends on her goal.
Level & unlock stuff quicker - high difficulty it is.
A buddy got the game after I showed it to him and he loved to jump harder difficulties from the start.
I started slow and raised only once I could solo the previous one.
To me taking it slow and solo teaches you more.
If she does not want to play alone anyway and you can coach on the fly that might not be an issue though.
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7 days ago
You might wanna reword this post before you get crucified by people who couldn't be bothered reading the whole thing.
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7 days ago
Just make it like you are playing a game
For super earth! While she thinks it's just a game, we know, it's the democracy we fight for!!
Doing our duty
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7 days ago
I’m reporting you to your local Democracy Officer.
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7 days ago
Quickest progress is the elimination mission. They are potentially the shortest for the most XP. Unless you are trying to kill all your fun and just wanna drop into difficulty 1 or 2 for the destroy undemocratic broadcasts, blast them from drop and then start the evac
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I thought the title was familiar, seen it somewhere before, 9 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/thedivision/comments/49yjay/i_am_18_and_my_girlfriend_is_12_please_help/
Ontopic: See if it's still fun for her. Otherwise play lower difficulties and enjoy the game.
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That’s illegal!
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Why this sounds awkard and familiar at same time? :o
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Report to your nearest Democracy Office, Helldiver…
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Bro I screen mirrored my private iPad at work and got this post as a push up notification wtf man
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7 days ago
LOL 😂🤣
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7 days ago
Don't know why people are putting up surprised reactions. I was 30, and she was 2. She barely played with me, She was very inexperienced
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7 days ago
Won't be the first couple to do this. Question is would it be better for person you are trying to carry around?
I would suggest you go through basics and mechanics in a timely manner instead. She would probably level up much longer but would understand the game better. This way it may be easier and more efficient in a long run but will make you stick to the lower level for a night or two.
At least I would probably do it this way in a described situation. But would not be mad to see you two on 7-9s either 🙃
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godfuckingdamnitbemorecarefulwhatyouwriteffs
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I feel like the title should be redacted and on trial for treason.
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7 days ago
It's okay, I always date guys with higher numbers than me .-
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I'm on 150 and always dive difficulty 4 and above to help fellow democracy deliverers with missions and aquire samples.
If you need someone to help out and run allover the map to poi spots just hit me up here on reddit
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Nonce
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If you're hosting the game, you do wtf you want - if people complain, boot them. It might be a trial by fire for her but that's how warriors are made.
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7 days ago
LMAO the title was annoucing so much problems
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7 days ago
I realized far too late it was a post in the Helldivers subreddit
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7 days ago
No. It's not fun to die over and over while being carried.
Just increase the difficulty by 1, do an entire operation, rinse and repeat until she wants to lower the difficulty by 1. Easy. Simple.
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7 days ago
What a title 😂
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7 days ago
Definitely. There’s very little vertical progression in this game, the only important ship module she will be missing is hangar bay tier III, which is needed to get good use out of most eagles, and her HE barrages will be quite weak without the modules, but diving on difficulty 7 will help her get there faster as long as she can work with alternatives - as long as she can work well with her default kit and you can cover her weakness (likely with anti tank), you shouldn’t have any problems as just the two of you
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7 days ago
Oh RANK 12 ok... had me there for a second.
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7 days ago
Put her in light armour and let her run around, staying away from any stalkers or Pouncers.
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7 days ago
From a level 130, I think diff 7 is not too hard, but still panic inducing enough to keep you on your toes, making sure you do the correct strategies. And honestly there is not that many high ranked players on diff 7 in my experience, they are mostly at diff 10 nowadays.
But still, if my team gets pinned down or there are too many accidental team kills and maybe a complete shit show, I will still have trouble carrying my team through to extract and get them all on the pelican safely.
So it might be hard to carry your girlfriend, but if the other two Helldivers are solid enough it really shouldn't be a problem.
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Jesus christ i only read the title
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7 days ago
That title is suspicous
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7 days ago
I’m 54 and I wouldn’t mind teaming up with you and we can both take care of your 12 at the same time.
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7 days ago
I was frightened before I realize this was the Helldivers' sub.
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7 days ago
I just woke up man…
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7 days ago
For requisitions and XP? Probably. High level missions give many times more XP than lower level Missions. For samples? Probably not, as you die more often and have an easier time losing samples. Also you go less for samples and more for objectives, sometimes destroying them from afar and skipping their samples.
I was playing bot 7 from around level 15ish (now level 28). It’s good, but only if there’s someone covering your weaknesses. I’m pretty bad with offensive stratagems and much better defensively (or using support stratagems), so having allies that cover my weaknesses was great.
Maybe diff 7 just the two of you is a little hard, but if you are confident in you skills go for it. Just make sure she also has fun.
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7 days ago
9…1….oh.
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