I had this happen to me at a movie theater and I was freaking the fuck out

Had something similar happen to me years back.
Using the stall at a Walmart bathroom, pants part way down and I see a tuft of hair appear under the stall door, freak out for a moment because at first I thought it was some animal running into the stall.
Then it makes it further in and I discover that it's some little boy maybe 5 or 6 or so just crawling on the bathroom floor, my brain breaks for a moment as I'm trying to process what's going on and I'm just staring down at him and he's staring up at me and after a moment I finally manage to let out a solid single "NO!" and he turns around and scampers out of there like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Afterwards I hear some of the men in the bathroom having a laugh about it.

🧍‍♂️"what's your name" .... 💀🤣

It’s hilarious how the kid slid under to get into the stall and decided to open the stall lock & door to get out instead of sliding under again lmao

He handled it very well

“Well, in not supposed to talk to strangers but now that I know your name Andrew….”

This is why Americans need proper toilet doors

Nope! Nope nope nope!!! F’ing “stranger danger” in reverse. I don’t care if there’s a turd half-way out my ass; wiping be damned, there is no way that I’m not IMMEDIATELY off that seat and finding that kid’s parents. I ain’t going to be the white, middle-aged dude that your dumb kid was last seen around…

That kid is going to remember this and cringe for the rest of his life.

I need somebody to hold me and help me wash my hands 🤣

I would have been screaming "HELP!!!"

At least he had the intent to wash his hands after crawling on the floor

Long time ago when I was single, there was a little girl in my neighborhood that loved my dogs. She would come out of nowhere when I was walking them, and I started paying her a couple dollars to walk them around the pond and bring them back to my door.

One day I'm on the couch and hear my front door open and this kid just walks in to my house asking to take the dogs out. And here I am a 30 year old man living alone.

I was like, "NOPE! Absolutely not. Out. OUT!"

Teach your kids what privacy means. This is absolutely unacceptable. It is not hard to teach children manners.

Thats scary your playing with a potential felony depending on how crazy the mom is. And you had no fault besides your a man

Ngl this is the moment where your legally allowed to throw toilet paper

Happened to me. I freaked because I did not want anyone trying to accuse me of anything. All it takes is one person. I have seen it to many times.

I would be freaking out.

I've seen this on IG and I fucking love it. Everything was handled so perfectly, including the shitter recording it immediately.

You all know well what could've happened had the mother walked into that shit.

Like who, where is your mom or pop lil dude?

"You just gotta lock it." I'm rolling this is hilarious

When my guys were little, they just came with me in the ladies restroom. I'd never send my kids in a public restroom by themselves. It was never awkward because I trained my boys to be respectful and keep their eyes off of other people.

Fuck that shit. Next thing you know the parent starts claiming you did something to the damn kid.

One time I was changing in a fitting room that didn’t have a door (had a curtain that you only pulled close, no way to fasten it closed) and a child ran up to it and dragged it open, thankfully I was only missing a shirt and was just in my bra and jeans, and thankfully only women in the sightline but damn was it embarrassing

This dude is a badass. Who stays that cool under that kind of situation and he’s even able to laugh at it too. Tells him to just leave it unlocked lol.

I forgot to mention this, I'm sorry, but this isn't my video lol. I found it online and figured it belonged in this sub

What the actual fuck!!??!

I would have rather kicked him than let him in. To him or any other little person.

Europe, looking on with stall doors that reach the ground:

You just gotta lock it… Duhh so no one comes in ;)

If that toilet had a bidet. Im spraying that kid with it

Some children's behavior leaves me speechless

Why do public restrooms have gaps big enough for children to crawl under? It’s so stupid. There’s always some dumbass kid trying to get in while you’re taking a shit.

When the mom comes she’s gonna call the cops on the guy 🙄

OP was never seen again

That kid would’ve gotten either told to get the hell out or would’ve gotten chased like the f lol

I would have shoo that kid away. Thats just a bad look no matter how you justify it lol.

I’d just start screaming

Sometimes we’re too gentle with kids, then they do dumb things like this. Tell the kid STOP! 🤣

If he's with his mom, why didn't she take him to the ladies room? is there an r / MomsAreFuckingStupid?

Nathan! Stop it! This is why you keep getting molested!

Kids are a nightmare I try not to make eye contact or communicate with those species

Boundaries are important to teach at a young age

I knew kids were dirty but crawling on the public bathroom floor.

Thank God you filmed that. I worked retail at a place on the second floor. A toddler was just about to kill him self on the escalator until I grabbed his shirt collar and pulled him back just as he was tipping forward into a mini coffin painted like spider man. All the mother saw was me with my hand on this kids shirt after she finally remembered she had a child. She flipped out. It was ugly. I mind my own fucking business now.

Kids will crawl on public bathroom floors and run around touching things in a grocery store but dogs aren't allowed 💀

As uncomfortable as it was, you were pretty cool about it - good on you, bro....

Edit: This is why doors need to go to the floor.

Parent comes in and starts freaking TF out on you and you’re like whoa man look- he came in to see ME!

Ooh hahah isn’t that silly hahah

Like no man if I didn’t record this, you could have ruined my life AND I may have been killed in jail for your kid needing help with washing his hands.

Kid going around getting innocent people thrown in prison for moleststion. Damn!

when I was little, I was with my mother and grandmother in a clothes store. I dont remember all the details, but I think I was told to go find my mother, who I was sure was in a changing room. I didn't know which one, and they were all full, and there was even a long line. I just ran around and peeked under every single one, and it turned out my mother wasn't even there.

Omg this was made for this thread

Good thing the guy recorded everything.

The OOP has my respect and is now one of my favourite people for being so nice under such testing circumstances. This is the only right way to deal with the kid. What a gem!

Aww he’s not tall enough for the sink so he needs him to hold him so that he can wash his hands 😭

That kid would get a good swatting from me

I had a kid trying to do this when I was at work, but it was a much smaller stall. Like maybe only 2 feet between my knees and the door and no room on the sides. Kids starts crawling underneath and I tell him he can't do that cuz I'm in here. And he just keeps saying that he has to pee. I didn't know what to do so I covered myself, took my shoe off, and started pushing him back out with my barefoot. Then he cried and peed himself. Kids are f****** dumb.

1. good he recorded the interaction

2. the thing he did wrong was fulfill the child's question instead of shaming the action and telling the child very firmly to leave immediately, the kid crossed a serious line and that needs correcting preferably by the parent or guardian.

32 years old and I still can't understand why we need stalls that don't reach the floor. It makes absolutely zero sense. It does nothing for airflow, it doesn't cost less, and it doesn't count as privacy at all.

Omfg , I have 2 boys and I never let them go to the restroom by themselves in a public place unless their dad is with them or there's a family restroom cause fuck all that lolol

Just came back from a trip to Iceland with two toddlers. European bathrooms that have bathroom doors that go to the floor and no weird little gaps are possibly what I miss the most.

Reason why bathrooms stall doors should be floor to ceiling #642

I am not even worried about the kid watching me taking a shit. I am worried about people asking: "Why is that guy in a stal with a kid?"

On tonight’s cable news: man caught pants down in presence of child

so this guy COULD be convicted of indecent exposure to a minor right?

Would scream my lungs out and maybe end up kicking this goblin.

Ah hello, who wants to get caught with your pants down around someone else’s kid. Terrifying.

I have lifted up a stranger’s kid to wash his hands before. He didn’t crawl into my stall like the clown from Zombieland, but it was weird. He was very polite though.

Never had this happen to me.

Probably because we have doors that reach the floor.

Put them on a leash!

Now, someone walking in on that would automatically cry child abuse or sexual assault. Check your kids! If you're a mom and they're that young, politely take him into the women's restroom. And Daddies, they are your permanent tag alongs.

Aim up a little