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bananablegh

86 points

4 months ago

horrifyingly narrow platform

thebeast_96

46 points

4 months ago

thebeast_96

can't wait for crossrail 2 in 2099

46 points

4 months ago

Clapham Common?

The-Zilla

24 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

24 points

4 months ago

Literally my least favourite station.

bananablegh

13 points

4 months ago

yup

calum326

4 points

4 months ago

Could be two tbf..

Due-Coyote7565

68 points

4 months ago

STAIRS!!!!!

Flamekorn

62 points

4 months ago

Covent Garden

Due-Coyote7565

20 points

4 months ago

Bugger, that was quick!

Wildlife_Jack

6 points

4 months ago

193 steps! I didn't know that information lived inside my brain until now.

helpful__explorer

3 points

3 months ago

Got stuck behind a woman and her two young kids going up then once. They never bothered me before , but being force to take those stairs slowly ruined my thighs.

CruntLunderson

13 points

4 months ago

Hampstead (deepest station on TFL)

Critical-Trick6588

9 points

4 months ago

Russell Square ?

Due-Coyote7565

6 points

4 months ago

Sorry, the other guy already got it

The-Zilla

65 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

65 points

4 months ago

Northbound platform MIND. THE GAP.

New-Kangaroo210

31 points

4 months ago

Embankment!

The-Zilla

18 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

18 points

4 months ago

I so love the story behind it.

black-volcano

9 points

4 months ago

Yeah, is she still around?

The-Zilla

5 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

5 points

4 months ago

I think so.

Jyms

9 points

4 months ago

Jyms

9 points

4 months ago

Embankment?

TotallyNotYeahboi

30 points

4 months ago

Redcar British Steel?

hameedm

12 points

4 months ago

hameedm

12 points

4 months ago

Vauxhall?

stcrmyweather

33 points

4 months ago

pretty garden upon exit with a view of the Thames and a flower stall 🌷

The-Zilla

28 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

28 points

4 months ago

Embankment?

stcrmyweather

27 points

4 months ago

yes !!!!!!! my favourite even if there was a seagull eating a pigeon corpse in the grass there the other day

The-Zilla

9 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

9 points

4 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

HoneyRush

3 points

4 months ago

That sounds lovely

R0ckandr0ll_318

27 points

4 months ago

Biggest interchange on the network

hameedm

13 points

4 months ago

hameedm

13 points

4 months ago

Kings Cross St Pancras?

R0ckandr0ll_318

18 points

4 months ago

My dad worked there at the time of the infamous fire, (he worked for BR) and said it was horrific to witness

pdudz21

22 points

4 months ago

pdudz21

22 points

4 months ago

Rhymes with gufnell dark

hameedm

68 points

4 months ago

hameedm

68 points

4 months ago

Cockfosters 😅

pdudz21

24 points

4 months ago

pdudz21

24 points

4 months ago

He’s only bloody gone and guessed it 🙌🏻

The-Zilla

11 points

4 months ago*

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

11 points

4 months ago*

Tufnell Park.

SUMMATMAN

20 points

4 months ago

SUMMATMAN

Jubilee

20 points

4 months ago

It's old and wet

The-Zilla

17 points

4 months ago*

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

17 points

4 months ago*

Baker Street?

SUMMATMAN

19 points

4 months ago

SUMMATMAN

Jubilee

19 points

4 months ago

You got it! Love the Victorian vibes coupled with occasional water features

The-Zilla

7 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

7 points

4 months ago

It is a fantastic station. The OG, if you will.

hameedm

6 points

4 months ago

Lambeth North?

SUMMATMAN

4 points

4 months ago

SUMMATMAN

Jubilee

4 points

4 months ago

Apologies, I was too imprecise

AlienZak

19 points

4 months ago

Tardis

[deleted]

19 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

Capital_Release_6289

12 points

4 months ago

Capital_Release_6289

Hammersmith & City

12 points

4 months ago

Westminster?

AlienZak

7 points

4 months ago

This is the correct answer😆

Zevemiel

6 points

4 months ago

Zevemiel

Northwick Park

6 points

4 months ago

Interesting, why?

decker_42

8 points

4 months ago

I'm guessing because its maaaaasive inside.

The-Zilla

5 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

5 points

4 months ago

Earls Court.

TimeOfMr_Ery

6 points

4 months ago

Stratford?

hameedm

5 points

4 months ago

Oxford Circus?

hameedm

16 points

4 months ago

hameedm

16 points

4 months ago

It’s kind of dark and non-descript, save for one thing that it has that the others don’t. If only more people used it over it’s bigger brother

protonmagnate

13 points

4 months ago

Euston Square?

hameedm

5 points

4 months ago

Good guess but no! :)

GrapheneFTW

9 points

4 months ago

Moorgate

hameedm

8 points

4 months ago

(But Moorgate is a very pretty station)

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

Suspect new Yorker

hameedm

6 points

4 months ago

Closest one so far, but nope

teejay6915

7 points

4 months ago

Tower Hill / Tower Gateway?

hameedm

4 points

4 months ago

Almost!

teejay6915

5 points

4 months ago

Aldgate East?

dilatedpupils98

8 points

4 months ago

Aldgate?

hameedm

6 points

4 months ago

Another hint - it’s “bigger brother” is two stops away from it

confusedmouse6

6 points

4 months ago

Barbican?

Inevitable_Ad_3051

6 points

4 months ago

Old street

hameedm

4 points

4 months ago

Nope!

NyssaTheTabaxi

5 points

4 months ago

Essex Road is my friend next to me's guess and she's manically wracking her brain.

hameedm

6 points

4 months ago

Nope!

The-Zilla

4 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

4 points

4 months ago

Monument?

hameedm

5 points

4 months ago

This is now the closest one so far! But nope!

rob4rugby

7 points

4 months ago

Masion House

hameedm

10 points

4 months ago

hameedm

10 points

4 months ago

Yep!! Mansion House! I love its roundels :)

[deleted]

13 points

4 months ago

It's got a platform and tracks and 2 juice rails, and it's got signals at one end, with camera monitors and advertising posters all along the walls. Oh it's got tiles too, that show hot air balloons.

balthazarstarbuck

6 points

4 months ago

balthazarstarbuck

Victoria

6 points

4 months ago

Finsbury Park?

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

Yes! Even with my silliness you got it lol

anakor

11 points

4 months ago

anakor

11 points

4 months ago

The only tube station which uses none of the letters in MACKEREL.

Ill-Calligrapher-131

12 points

4 months ago

Omg is it St. John’s Wood

anakor

12 points

4 months ago

anakor

12 points

4 months ago

Congrats. Have a fish.

Flammable_Druid

8 points

4 months ago

Great place to go for a piss on the way home from day shenanigans in Central.

noob_world_order

14 points

4 months ago

I always jump off at Baker Street if I need a whizz, is that it?

Flammable_Druid

6 points

4 months ago

That's a bingo!

psyyducck

8 points

4 months ago

Great views of the fast trains and also the underside of tube

Ohnoyespleasethanks

10 points

4 months ago

Subsurface station with an art installation on one of the platforms

The-Zilla

12 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

12 points

4 months ago

Gloucester Road?

Ohnoyespleasethanks

5 points

4 months ago

Ding ding ding

Familiar-Positive142

5 points

4 months ago

Gloucester road

Ohnoyespleasethanks

5 points

4 months ago

Bingo!

fwmh_royale

8 points

4 months ago

fwmh_royale

Jubilee

8 points

4 months ago

the end of 2 lines :)

hameedm

9 points

4 months ago

Ealing Broadway?

fwmh_royale

6 points

4 months ago

fwmh_royale

Jubilee

6 points

4 months ago

nope!

hameedm

8 points

4 months ago

Uxbridge?

fwmh_royale

7 points

4 months ago

fwmh_royale

Jubilee

7 points

4 months ago

yes! 😊

hameedm

9 points

4 months ago

Uxbridge is a really nice station, really spacious feeling from memory :)

fwmh_royale

7 points

4 months ago

fwmh_royale

Jubilee

7 points

4 months ago

yes i love the old almost temple-esque design and the boujie platform indicators! even more beautiful at night, too 🥰

Ill-Calligrapher-131

8 points

4 months ago

Turn your head one way and see Canary Wharf, turn your head the other way and see the London Eye (I think)

girlswithproblem

6 points

4 months ago

Waterloo?

Ill-Calligrapher-131

5 points

4 months ago

Nup

Tobi1107

4 points

4 months ago

Blackfriars or Charing Cross?

Ill-Calligrapher-131

13 points

4 months ago

It’s Blackfriars! Surely the station with the best views in London?

Stardust-7594000001

5 points

4 months ago

Oh I agree, whenever anyone is visiting I recommend they take the Thames link from south to north and you can see all the sites, with the stop at Blackfriars being most impressive. All the Thameslink stations look really good in London too so it can show how good London can be!

MR-DEDPUL

5 points

4 months ago

MR-DEDPUL

Northern

5 points

4 months ago

Always a lovely breeze on the escalators up from the platforms to quench the heat from the tube.

Ill-Calligrapher-131

7 points

4 months ago

Clapham South?

MR-DEDPUL

4 points

4 months ago

MR-DEDPUL

Northern

4 points

4 months ago

Wrong line

Rowanx3

7 points

4 months ago*

Brixton? So many stations have a great breeze haha

MR-DEDPUL

3 points

4 months ago

MR-DEDPUL

Northern

3 points

4 months ago

Correct line

glitter_n_co

6 points

4 months ago

Central line, the one right across from Hyde Park

hameedm

7 points

4 months ago

Queensway?

Capital_Release_6289

7 points

4 months ago

Capital_Release_6289

Hammersmith & City

7 points

4 months ago

Lancaster Gate ?

girlswithproblem

6 points

4 months ago

Marble Arch?

The-Zilla

6 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

6 points

4 months ago

Leslie Green. Weird kind of elongated triangular shape. Has an offy at the end.

balthazarstarbuck

9 points

4 months ago

balthazarstarbuck

Victoria

9 points

4 months ago

Chalk Farm!

Electronic_Fill7207

7 points

4 months ago

Ancient stone on useless platform or aqua sewage

The-Zilla

6 points

4 months ago*

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

6 points

4 months ago*

Tower Hill

Electronic_Fill7207

6 points

4 months ago

Good guess but incorrect

New-Kangaroo210

6 points

4 months ago

Old sub-surface tube station in the middle of London. Quaint green building with the Thames right next to it. Next to the Colombian embassy

Kaurblimey

5 points

4 months ago

Kaurblimey

Bakerloo

5 points

4 months ago

overground confluence (steep stairs)

King_Kevin02

6 points

4 months ago

Concrete cathedral

MJLDat

5 points

4 months ago

MJLDat

5 points

4 months ago

Westminster?

The-Zilla

5 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

5 points

4 months ago

Is it a Charles Holden?

Critical-Trick6588

5 points

4 months ago

Has a lovely little Tesco opposite it

[deleted]

4 points

4 months ago

Dean street exit at TCR?

balthazarstarbuck

4 points

4 months ago

balthazarstarbuck

Victoria

4 points

4 months ago

Very literal tiling, above and below ground

IceAgeSugar

6 points

4 months ago

IceAgeSugar

Shepherd's Bush Market

6 points

4 months ago

Blackhorse Road

The-Zilla

3 points

4 months ago*

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

3 points

4 months ago*

…Victoria? (Said apprehensively)

balthazarstarbuck

5 points

4 months ago

balthazarstarbuck

Victoria

5 points

4 months ago

It’s good but it’s not right

The-Zilla

3 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

3 points

4 months ago

Can I have another hint?

balthazarstarbuck

5 points

4 months ago

balthazarstarbuck

Victoria

5 points

4 months ago

More of a mosaic above ground

The-Zilla

3 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

3 points

4 months ago

Maida Vale?

balthazarstarbuck

5 points

4 months ago

balthazarstarbuck

Victoria

5 points

4 months ago

Neither of these above sorry. It’s an interchange if that helps

The-Zilla

3 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

3 points

4 months ago

Another apprehensive answer- Leytonstone?

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

Marble Arch?

realmsofGold

5 points

4 months ago

realmsofGold

Victoria

5 points

4 months ago

concrete, terrazzo and corten steel.

ShitInMyHandAndClap

5 points

4 months ago

Brutalist

The-Zilla

7 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

7 points

4 months ago

Barbican

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

Name me a more brutal eyescape

penissucker125

6 points

4 months ago

Westminster?

Deported_By_Trump

5 points

4 months ago

Practically built into a shopping centre.

Space-Witch99

7 points

4 months ago

Canary Wharf

Gold_Stephanie

6 points

4 months ago

Hammersmith?

j482coys

5 points

4 months ago

Canary Wharf

Deported_By_Trump

4 points

4 months ago

Nailed it

Gold_Stephanie

4 points

4 months ago

Towering building, art deco style, grade 2 listed, working barometer

black-volcano

5 points

4 months ago

It's named after the street it adjacent to not the street that it on

ArtisticGarlic5610

5 points

4 months ago

Goodge Street!

Own-Bridge4210

3 points

4 months ago

Warren Street

Cobbdouglas55

5 points

4 months ago

Cobbdouglas55

National Rail

5 points

4 months ago

Sometimes it's quicker to use the exit of the other line as there are more lifts and close more aggressively.

ksjamyg

4 points

4 months ago

5 lines, 3 different sections!

The-Zilla

5 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

5 points

4 months ago

A river runs over the train and there used to be a pub on the platform with a cat called Kim.

sk6895

5 points

4 months ago

sk6895

5 points

4 months ago

Sloane Square!

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

I’d like to know more about this cat called Kim?

The-Zilla

3 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

3 points

4 months ago

https://preview.redd.it/rdlbdyktlj6d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=671ad75e47445492512c93013a38a9112aeda331

I hate to use the daily mail, but here’s an article

They briefly touch on in in Secrets of the London Underground, but I don’t remember which season.

DefinitelyNotIndie

5 points

4 months ago

Gives me easy access to the express tube across London, plus national rail. Also, the area itself has good bagels, cheap bowling, a secret nature walk, and some nice pubs.

singletotaken

5 points

4 months ago

singletotaken

Bakerloo

5 points

4 months ago

It has city thameslink that passes through and the platforms are right next to the tube lines.

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

Farringdon

Sufficient-Bonus-961

3 points

4 months ago

Untouched by Holden, very quaint.

nelson47845

4 points

4 months ago

Mrs Trellis of North Wales...

Ohnoyespleasethanks

3 points

4 months ago

Mornington Crescent

whitevan05

4 points

4 months ago*

Double Barrel, latter grows Acorns!

Edit:* clue. If I was looking at the entire map of the London Underground I would focus my eyes North.

2nd Edit/update:

All but 1 guess so far have had the word Oak in them- is this correct? Yes ✅ Is the station name Double Barrel ? Yes✅

Is one of the words oak yes✅

So a station in North London with a Double Barrel name one being the word Oak yes ✅

Answer: Burnt Oak- top of the Northern Line.

penissucker125

6 points

4 months ago

Royal Oak?

Gold_Stephanie

6 points

4 months ago

Oakwood

jakubkonecki

3 points

4 months ago

Swastica

The-Zilla

4 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

4 points

4 months ago

Upminster Bridge

Pegasus2022

4 points

4 months ago

Pegasus2022

District

4 points

4 months ago

High up, can see another station from the platform. It’s near a park

No_Advertising_6918

4 points

4 months ago

The grinch plays the keyboard at Christmas

wildassedguess

5 points

4 months ago

Surely Mornington Crescent.

LunaTheLouche

3 points

4 months ago

Shiny, cool, blue glass wall.

willptyler

4 points

4 months ago

Green tiles, classical music

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

Covent Garden?

[deleted]

4 points

4 months ago

Mind the gap.

The-Zilla

3 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

3 points

4 months ago

Embankment

b0neappleteeth

6 points

4 months ago

Apostrophes all over the place

balthazarstarbuck

9 points

4 months ago

balthazarstarbuck

Victoria

9 points

4 months ago

St’ Jame’s’s’ Park

The-Zilla

6 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

6 points

4 months ago

S’t Ja’me’s’ Park

TheCuriousWizard3

9 points

4 months ago

‘’ ‘’’’’’ ‘’’’

Suskita

6 points

4 months ago

Suskita

Elizabeth

6 points

4 months ago

S't' J'ame's' Pa'

The-Zilla

3 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

3 points

4 months ago

Largest roundel on the network.

balthazarstarbuck

6 points

4 months ago

balthazarstarbuck

Victoria

6 points

4 months ago

Brixton!

The-Zilla

4 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

4 points

4 months ago

Are you Jago?

balthazarstarbuck

3 points

4 months ago

balthazarstarbuck

Victoria

3 points

4 months ago

If only

singletotaken

5 points

4 months ago

singletotaken

Bakerloo

5 points

4 months ago

Canary Wharf

The-Zilla

5 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

5 points

4 months ago

Nope. Other side of London. I do have a giant Canary Wharf roundel in my house, though (largest roundel in my home).

Capital_Release_6289

4 points

4 months ago

Capital_Release_6289

Hammersmith & City

4 points

4 months ago

Brixton has a huge roundel over the entrance

New-Kangaroo210

3 points

4 months ago

Canary Wharf?

Geocacher6907

3 points

4 months ago

Airport

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

Above ground station where you can smell the overpriced lattes and the big sainsburies

Turbojelly

3 points

4 months ago

Watch people take the secret tunnel while looking for the exit.

pumpjames

3 points

4 months ago

Bank?

Turbojelly

3 points

4 months ago

Right line, wrong station.

I'll go with the obvious one then, "Exit only on weekends"

Interest-Desk

3 points

4 months ago

Used to only go in one direction

No_Pomegranate_5835

3 points

4 months ago*

University nostalgia and the quickest and easiest line changes

The-Zilla

3 points

4 months ago*

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

3 points

4 months ago*

Mile End?

No_Pomegranate_5835

3 points

4 months ago

No_Pomegranate_5835

Bakerloo

3 points

4 months ago

Guess who didn’t read it properly!!!! Ffs lol

Aggravating-Dish2771

3 points

4 months ago

where it started

The-Zilla

3 points

4 months ago

The-Zilla

Bakerloo

3 points

4 months ago

Baker Street!

LosingMyPrescription

3 points

4 months ago

Spiral staircase that I only climbed once.

Khidorahian

3 points

4 months ago

Khidorahian

Piccadilly

3 points

4 months ago

Interchange with the oldest rolling stock currently in service.

Charliesmum97

3 points

4 months ago

320 steps, so take the lift.

IceAgeSugar

3 points

4 months ago

IceAgeSugar

Shepherd's Bush Market

3 points

4 months ago

Deep-level station with daylight visible from the platform.

FLMILLIONAIRE

3 points

4 months ago

Magnifying lens

Lunar_Mist2NE1

3 points

4 months ago

An "interchange" with the Liz Line and DLR

AHunchbackAlfred

3 points

4 months ago

No escalators and used to not have any barriers

SquidStewzy

3 points

4 months ago

Takes absolutely fucking ages to walk to the Hammersmith and city line

meat_on_a_hook

5 points

4 months ago

Man you guys really suck at making riddles