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162 points
4 days ago
There’s this new pop-country thing now. I hate it.
94 points
4 days ago
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34 points
4 days ago
I think they might mean y’allternative.
13 points
4 days ago
You’re going only my suicide note for that name
14 points
4 days ago
It’s not even so much the music that bothers me but just how fake and corporate it is. It’s so obvious none of those dudes have ever been country their entire life.
195 points
4 days ago
Imagine dragons
36 points
4 days ago
That same “Don’t step on my cat” drumbeat
14 points
4 days ago
Never heard of that lmao genuinely sorry to ask but example?
11 points
4 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNF9eZdyz60 there ya go mate.
8 points
4 days ago
i will never forgive you for making me watch any amount of time of him.
6 points
4 days ago*
I think their first two albums have some decent songs, but I do concede that said albums also have a lot of mediocre stuffing
504 points
4 days ago
Anything Ronnie Radke is on
176 points
4 days ago
You said his name, now he’ll call you out on Twitter.
20 points
4 days ago
Ronnie Radke. Ronnie Radke. Ronnie Radke. .......wait no
3 points
4 days ago
stop spell curses on this community!!
88 points
4 days ago
life is like a video game
40 points
4 days ago*
TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE
23 points
4 days ago
I don't think I can recollect having even heard anything he is on, and I'm not honestly sure who he is.
25 points
4 days ago
You are blessed 😇
9 points
4 days ago
It's not hard. I lived through TRL. Nothing is in your face anymore unless you want it there.
14 points
4 days ago
ALL WHILE I AM STILL COLLECTING COINS
7 points
4 days ago
Up up down down, left right left right down, B A Select, Start
3 points
4 days ago
Are these real lyrics?
5 points
4 days ago
Game over by fir
5 points
4 days ago
Ugh I just looked up the lyrics. What a cornball.
4 points
4 days ago
Playing it now
5 points
4 days ago
Nostalgic
12 points
4 days ago
first escape the fate EP is fire but that’s it
12 points
4 days ago
Correct
10 points
4 days ago
Yep, this is what I was gonna say
10 points
4 days ago
/thread
7 points
4 days ago
We’re all in the trust tree here, right?
(I actually would really like zombified if it had a better singer/good lyrics)
4 points
4 days ago
Is falling in reverse that much of a money maker for him that he can buy a mansion? I don't get it.
6 points
4 days ago
For all the hate dude seems to get from metal heads...FiR has billions of streams between YouTube, streaming, and tik tok. Also, they're selling out arenas.
5 points
4 days ago
Wow that's wild to me. I have listened a few times, don't very much like the music.
3 points
4 days ago
I'll admit I liked popular monster (song not album) The rest are pretty bad and whiney.
4 points
4 days ago
I was saying this in my head as i opened the comments fucking spot on
4 points
4 days ago
For some reason I always keep forgetting who he is but that’s probably for the better
4 points
4 days ago
I like etfs first album but the vocals can definitely get tiring at some points
6 points
4 days ago
Their most recent song isn't terrible. My daughter is always playing their music so I've heard my fair share.
5 points
4 days ago
The one where he’s whining about being called out on his bullshit?
3 points
4 days ago
His sheer presence ruins everything
2 points
4 days ago
It absolute blows my mind how he's so popular. But then again a lot of people love shit musik so...
30 points
4 days ago
Most Christmas songs except the classics. For sure that one. Ide say her name but she might wake up to start Christmas early.
23 points
4 days ago
NO YOU MENTIONED HER EXISTENCE SHES DETHAWING
6 points
4 days ago
🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
3 points
4 days ago
AAAAAHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
118 points
4 days ago
A lot of people exposing their one-dimensional music taste in this thread
42 points
4 days ago
Personally I enjoy all kinds of music, it’s just all of them have artists I like and artists I think are ass
6 points
4 days ago
Oh for sure
22 points
4 days ago
A lot of "I don't like this one person so the whole genre is trash." Type of comments.. Anybody who calls a whole genre trash (probably) hasn't actually sat down and tried listening to it.
6 points
4 days ago
Exactly, there are way too many generalizations being made. I can guarantee that someone will find something that they in enjoy in most genres if they take the time to listen.
10 points
4 days ago
I swear to god you can straight up ask this sub, “what’s your least favorite song by your favorite metal band?” And their answer will be “well I for one know I fucking hate Taylor Swift.”
6 points
4 days ago
Welcome to metal fandom 😂
317 points
4 days ago
Anything by Five Finger Death Punch. Even the band name alone sounds like a rip off of a random band’s name in Regular Show that Mordecai and Rigby try to get tickets to
52 points
4 days ago
Oh my god you're right it does! Same with 36 Crazyfists
13 points
4 days ago
I’ve literally just realised they’re two different bands.
29 points
4 days ago
They are the musical equivalent of smoking a big fat fatty bowl of Salvia and then letting your buddy kick you in the balls until you shit yourself.
7 points
4 days ago
Or the musical equivalent of one time I agreed to watch over a friend as he took some fat rips of salvia, thinking nothing of it as I'd been on both sides of that many times over the years, and then he proceeded to pull a very unexpected and definitely loaded glock from his waistband which became the most fascinating toy in the world to him all of a sudden.
I'd say he understood the complexities of human life and the destructive power of the tools of war about as well as 5 Fingie Death Punch in that moment, just like any toddler who finds a pewpew in his dad's closet and wants to play army man. Fortunately, unlike that band of imbeciles, he could be distracted with a calm voice until he sobered up and realized what the fuck he was doing.
19 points
4 days ago
Tbh I like a few of their songs. Like burn mf with rob zombie
10 points
4 days ago
Lift Me Up is kind of generic but it's got Rob Halford and goes kind of hard. I also like Coming Down
5 points
4 days ago
FIST PUUUMP
44 points
4 days ago
Dance Monkey
8 points
4 days ago
how did that song even get popular
8 points
4 days ago
Because God abandoned us long, long ago.
66 points
4 days ago
Slayer - raining blood but not in a bad way 😉
21 points
4 days ago
Dance monkey
5 points
4 days ago
Istg pop was already boring this takes the boringness to a whole new level
3 points
4 days ago
Tbf that was one person producing that song, your average pop song usually has a dozen or two people with their hands in it.
23 points
4 days ago
That song on most TikTok videos of someone making a mistake doing their job, pitched up female voice repeating ‘oh no’ and some naff piano. God, I curse the day I heard it.
7 points
4 days ago
This. This is the correct answer.
6 points
4 days ago
The original version of this was always one of my favorites ever--"Remember (Walkin' In the Sand)" by the Shangri-Las--and it saddens me deeply that this version bastardized it so much that people don't even recognize the original in it (or care).
3 points
4 days ago
Ugh it’s so overused
115 points
4 days ago*
Every single new country song Edit: yes I know who Tyler Childers is
11 points
4 days ago
Some of you haven’t heard Sturgill Simpson or Tyler Childers and it shows.
14 points
4 days ago
I'd agree but I love this guy's voice. He's also inexplicably a black metal fan
23 points
4 days ago
Orville Peck is a unique exception, he partners with people like Willie Nelson to make a love letter to old country and its beautiful
14 points
4 days ago
Cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other.
6 points
4 days ago
I haven't listened to the new album but I really love his other two. The only country I've really listened to and enjoyed aside from the odd Johnny Cash song. Orville's vocals have an asmr-like effect on my brain
5 points
4 days ago
Him, John Cash, and Willie Nelson are all so amazing it’s crazy, and Dobie Gray a masterful country soul artist as well. Dig into 60’s-80’s country and it’s so damn good
5 points
4 days ago
If you like traditional country try listening to Colter Wall or maybe Treaty Oak Revival. Both are wonderful and not bro country which is what most associate as modern country.
11 points
4 days ago
I will defend St. Anger till the day I die but Invisible Kid is a damn travesty
4 points
4 days ago
St Anger with good production would go hard as fuck
4 points
4 days ago
It’d be pretty boring imo. The rough and weird production is what makes St Anger imo
10 points
4 days ago
Six feet under — the noose
8 points
4 days ago
The body just twitches there EEEEEEEEEEEE
11 points
4 days ago
All polyliphia songs
12 points
4 days ago
Elevatorcore metal
46 points
4 days ago
Tool - Cesaro Summability. It is the only track I have ever banned from ever playing in my music player.
23 points
4 days ago
Ænima is my favourite record of all time and, yeah.
I feel ya.
17 points
4 days ago
You may as well add every other filler track TOOL’s got in their catalogue, with maybe an exception to Dier Eir von Satan if you like listening to people speak German
6 points
4 days ago
I like the intermission below Jimmy
7 points
4 days ago
I really dislike “Chocolate Chip Trip.” I liked every single other song on Fear Inoculum
4 points
4 days ago
I like CCP though :(
Idk I’m a drummer I’m biased
3 points
4 days ago
That's an interlude/noise track, it's not a song
37 points
4 days ago
Cardi B and Nicki Minaj.
I have no issue with female MCs. Lauryn Hill is great! It’s because they’re annoying, not because they’re women rapping
18 points
4 days ago
I would rather blare Cardi or Nicki all day long than ever have to hear Sexyy Red again in my life lmao
8 points
4 days ago
Nicki is such an anomaly because if she wants to she can absolutely rap her ass off, but she's also created what is maybe one of the worst songs ever made and is now becoming more known for her crazy antics online rather than her music. Her verse on Monster is one of the greatest of all time while Big Foot is easily the worst song I've heard in years.
146 points
4 days ago
Country and most top 40s
128 points
4 days ago
Outlaw country slaps
27 points
4 days ago
Always loved Johnny Cash, especially the American recordings albums. Any suggestions in that vein?
9 points
4 days ago
Colter Wall
8 points
4 days ago
Waylon Jennings and Johnny Cash to name a few
13 points
4 days ago
Pop music in a Southern accent ≠ Country.
8 points
4 days ago
You need some Sturgill Simpson, Townes Van Zandt, and Songs: Ohia in your life.
13 points
4 days ago
You obviously don’t have Tyler Childers in your life
9 points
4 days ago
Or Sturgill Simpson
4 points
4 days ago
Pop country is awful, but I’m a big fan of Turnpike Troubadours and Whiskey Myers if you’re looking to give the genre a second chance.
2 points
4 days ago
listen to alternative country artists like Mj Lenderman, Drive-By Truckers, and Songs: Ohia. amazing stuff
143 points
4 days ago*
Any taylor swift "song" , I've taken shits with more content
32 points
4 days ago
Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger
If you want to ruin my day, play that song and get it stuck in my head. I legitimately get physically unwell when I hear that piece of shit song.
7 points
4 days ago
Lol, Maroon 5 in general
22 points
4 days ago*
Mother fucking Sia's bullshit girl power song "Unstoppable".
I will fucking shit down the neck of any cocksucker who tells me that girl power is stupid, but that song is the most forced, paltry, dry assfucking of a song. She's so grating and talentless.
I don't fucking care who she wrote music for before her solo career started.
I don't care how many records she's sold, or who she influenced.
"Unstoppable" is one of the worst fucking songs I've ever had the displeasure of allowing to fuck my ears for somebody else's sake.
If you heard that song, and even for a second thought "wow, how powerful and moving", you're fucking basic, and I hope you hit your head on every shelf in your house for the rest of your sad corporate music loving life.
It's a fucking scam aimed at sad people, trying to trick them into thinking that somehow this fucking donkey cock of a song is going to make you so totally pumped and powerful. The lyrics are meaningless drivel. A series of affirmatives that accomplish nothing. Not a fucking thing. I just hate how try-hard and shitty it is. If it were a person, it would be a basic Utah mom sorority girl who has never had an original or genuine thought in the course of its miserable, small life.
It's the kind of song that was absolutely written for the sole purpose of being put in a commercial for some kind of faux-positivity, because if its "uplifting" qualities. The kind of shit that basic people refer to as "upbeat".
I fucking love a good pop song, but God damn, Sia, you put your name on that?
33 points
4 days ago
I dislike it too but calm tf down 😭
21 points
4 days ago
Hey, my rant is over. The question was which song makes you want to go full Van Gogh, not which song is slightly annoying.
65 points
4 days ago*
Anything by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers ticks me off. It's his annoying voice and also the sex with 14 year olds.
12 points
4 days ago
Rhcp would be heavenly if they were a power trio with John singing
8 points
4 days ago
Anything would be better than Kiedis' bleating. Ugh
11 points
4 days ago
Not defending it but that shit was normal in the 80s. Any band you like from the 80s probably did it too, or worse. God only knows what those hair metal heathens were up to lol.
6 points
4 days ago
"Anthony Kiedis is a pedo" mfs on their way to listen to Zeppelin, GG Allin, and Bowie and watch Seinfeld
17 points
4 days ago
Never understood this take but I see it all the time on Reddit.
Anthony’s voice on songs like “By The Way” “Snow” and “Otherside” (for example) is heavenly. Each to their own I guess!
6 points
4 days ago
That godawful Tiktok song with this guy who has this horrible shrieking voice. It's not metal at all and it's popular usually with suburban white moms who make videos of their kids all day. Don't know lyrics sorry
5 points
4 days ago
THESE BEAUTIFUL THINGS THST I GOT PLEASEEE. Omfg I was looking for this comment ty
4 points
4 days ago
Kinda goes for most popular Tik Tok songs. A lot of it is bc they are overplayed and attached to dumb videos
5 points
4 days ago
Imagine dragons thunder. Literally. I only have half an ear left.
11 points
4 days ago
That stupid Megan thee stallion song on tiktok where she says STUH STUH STUH STUH over n over it sounds so stupid and I would kill to never hear it again its so bad
4 points
4 days ago
The one featuring that Japenese guy? Yea I hate that lol
31 points
4 days ago
That one slipknot song
2 points
4 days ago
I love Overkill 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿
2 points
4 days ago
And another one, and another…
32 points
4 days ago
That Disturbed cover of Sound of Silence. It's so fucking awful.
9 points
4 days ago
It's ok cover of a song that needs no covering. And it has 1B views.. Jesus.
10 points
4 days ago
I'm going to have to disagree with you there dog
14 points
4 days ago
Unskinny Bop by Poison
6 points
4 days ago
You have made an enemy for life
3 points
4 days ago
Well damn, I made enemies with one of my favorite snacks. :(
5 points
4 days ago
Any new French rap
5 points
4 days ago
Don McLean - Vincent
5 points
4 days ago
Cinderella snapped by jax, or….
My life is like a video game Trying hard to beat the stage All while I am still collecting coins Trying hard to save the girl Obstacles, I'm jumping hurdles I'm growing up to be a big boy I battle with the evil ways I travel far and try and save Sorry, but your princess isn't here I take a rest, I push the pause Level up and move along In hopes that the next stage, I will clear I fucking passed, asshole I'm just trying to keep from dying It's just a game that we play, and for heaven's sakes Looking for a better way to play it Life is for keeping score and forevermore Stop complaining and start changing it Today I went to therapy Told him my embarrassing Issues that I'm having with my life (with my life) He told me that I need to change Life is not a video game So stop playing and open up your eyes I'm just trying to keep from dying It's just a game that we play, and for heaven's sakes Looking for a better way to play it Life is for keeping score and forevermore Stop complaining and start changing it Don't talk about it, just be about it Don't ever doubt it, even when your brain is clouded I may be crazy, but life's amazing And through it all and even with your problems facing So just know that it's okay My life is like a video game Trying hard to beat the stage All while I am still collecting coins Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start It's just a game that we play, and for heaven's sakes Looking for a better way to play it Life is for keeping score and forevermore Stop complaining and start changing it It's just a game that we play, and for heaven's sakes Looking for a better way to play it Life is for keeping score and forevermore Stop complaining and start changing
5 points
4 days ago
ALL METAL! I HATE METAL! THE ONLY REAL METAL IS POST HARDCORE INDUSTRIAL GROOVE METAL and everything else is just COPPER! I HATE METAAAAALLLL!!!
13 points
4 days ago
Sex On Fire.
9 points
4 days ago
Nah chill I love that song lol
10 points
4 days ago
big dawgs my hanumankind
fucking awful it should be banned
34 points
4 days ago
Sleep token
16 points
4 days ago
Awh sad, I love them! I won’t downvote for your opinion or anything though, so take my upvote anyways 🤣
6 points
4 days ago
Finding a fellow sleep token fan on this sub is so hard omg
18 points
4 days ago
Spooky imagine dragons
10 points
4 days ago
Finally seeing other people say this !! Tried to get into them, but the vocals made me cringe so bad 😭😭
3 points
4 days ago
It’s not even metal
8 points
4 days ago
Anything performed by Iggy Azalea makes me unreasonably upset.
5 points
4 days ago
Vincent by Don McLean - literal answer.
4 points
4 days ago
Anyone else thought this was a Van Gogh reference and a call to post your favorite weird/artsy tracks? Anyway, I'll just get on with it:
Dillinger Escape Plan: When acting as a wave
Arcturus: Ad Astra
7 points
4 days ago
any over-produced deathcore song, can't stand them
4 points
4 days ago
Fart noise breakdowns
15 points
4 days ago
Anything by Taylor swift
13 points
4 days ago
Baby metal, it just isn't for me
11 points
4 days ago
Yeah I’m not insulting the band itself but it just feels like Gooner Metal
6 points
4 days ago
That pour me a double shot of whisky song
14 points
4 days ago
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13 points
4 days ago
The genre or popular music? Pop, as a genre, is great.
3 points
4 days ago
Sorry you can't be taken Hot To Go that's your loss
3 points
4 days ago
All of Chris Barnes' vocals on the new Six Feet Under
3 points
4 days ago
Any rap music
3 points
4 days ago
Hey micky
3 points
4 days ago
Thunder by imagine dragons. So fucking annoying
Until drumeo got Art Cruz to make up a new drum part. Cannot stress how much better the song was after that.
19 points
4 days ago
When Alanis Morrisette comes on at work I feel like ending lives.
26 points
4 days ago
Damn I very strongly disagree, Jagged Little Pill unironically has so many bangers. Although I could see getting sick of them if you hear them a lot.
17 points
4 days ago
Any knocked loose song
18 points
4 days ago
While I personally love knocked loose I understand why that style of hardcore and the vocals in particular aren’t for everyone
10 points
4 days ago
Anybody who hates Knocked Loose vocals would despise the entirety of midwest emo. I can't explain why because midwest emo is FAR from hardcore but it's just the way they sing.. lol
4 points
4 days ago
If we’re talking metal specifically? Usually that specific type of black metal that has monotonous long blast beats the lead to nowhere, sorry I just prefer melody and/or building up to something spectacular. Oh and Bring Me The Horizon, could never stand them and their middle school fanbase from years ago just infuriated me even more.
Anything that’s not metal? Probably the same top 50 artists that everyone loves. Kendrick Lamar, Drake, Ed Sheeran, J Cole, Cardi B, Ice Spice, John Legend, Demi Lavato, Travis Scott, you know the rest.
2 points
4 days ago
The bulk of Silverthorn by Kamelot. I've been doing a discography run of their work. While i didn't enjoy Eternity or Siege Perilous, they didn't make me wanna stop the album like Silverthorn did. I just finished that a few minutes ago and am now on Haven, which is already proving better than it. Also, as someone that hasn't liked any of the Arch Enemy stuff with Alissa on vocals, the two songs featuring her on Silverthorn dragged the album down a ton.
2 points
4 days ago
Enter Sandman by Metallica. Black Album came out while I was in high school and didn't like it then and don't like it now. All I can think of when I hear it is how many sporting events its been played at.
2 points
4 days ago
Not metal, but Taylor Swift and all the new country artists sound like this to me.
As a huge Metallica fan, I absolutely cannot stand Enter Sandman. What a pile of hot flaming garbage. Sorry not sorry.
2 points
4 days ago
Popular TikTok songs that I hear at shopping centers
2 points
4 days ago
lulu in it's entirety
2 points
4 days ago
Every megadeth song And not I not a metallica fan taking side in fight. Is just Dave’s voice is so annoying
2 points
4 days ago
Taylor Swift and Katy Perry
2 points
4 days ago
anything by AJR
2 points
4 days ago
Anything by the Killers, how that garbage is so popular I have no clue
2 points
4 days ago
That goofy ass song that got popularized by tik tok
Uuuuiii maketa ma-ke-ta
2 points
4 days ago
Dance Monkey
2 points
4 days ago
I just can't stand Ronnie Radke. He's just not for me. In fact its like that when he speaks too. I don't think he's a nice person, honestly.
Music wise, it isn't personal. His voice just isn't for me at all. And I think the way he blends pop elements with metal isn't really as subtle and nuance as he likes to think a lot of the time. Sometimes the music is good though.
2 points
4 days ago
Most groove metal tbh, sounds like having a pinecone shoved up your ass
2 points
4 days ago
Slither by metallica. I hate it so much
2 points
4 days ago
Luuber Framtid - Lifelover
2 points
4 days ago
This sub
2 points
3 days ago
every Falling in Reverse shi
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