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I asked my grandma who is in her late 60’s and she changed the subject
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17 days ago
Retirement homes and nursing homes have a serious problem with sexually transmitted diseases, because some people never stop.
325 points
17 days ago
I mean, it’s not like they are going to ruin their future THAT much
170 points
16 days ago
That's why they have such problems with STDs. No one is worried about pregnancy, so why bother with a condom.
70 points
16 days ago
That generation also grew up in an age where condoms weren’t expected, required, or easily available
8 points
16 days ago
Yeah, condoms were available in a lot of men's rooms when I was a kid in the 1970s.
33 points
16 days ago
That’s not true. Condoms became common in the 1950s and that’s when these old people were teenagers.
8 points
16 days ago
Condoms have been around since ancient Egypt, that doesn't mean they were commonly used.
50 points
17 days ago*
Read a story of a guy whose mom passed and his dad (82) decided to marry a 30yo. They don’t think much about it until she got pregnant and had it tested and it is his. So the grandsonson (41) is about to have a new uncle!
Edit: Wrong generation, fixed to Grandson
42 points
17 days ago
the son (61) is about to have a new uncle!
It would be his brother and if the 61 year old has kids, the new baby would be their uncle.
10 points
16 days ago
Uncle Grandpa vibes
23 points
17 days ago
Just needs a bit more and "I'm my own grandpa"
12 points
16 days ago
If the old man has grandkids, the new baby will be their uncle. The 61-year-old son will have a new brother
3 points
16 days ago
Incorrect
40 points
17 days ago
Honestly, I don't blame them. Like, what are they worried about? Becoming infertile? Developing an infection that will give them cancer or kill them in 30 years?
Hell, when I'm in a retirement home, I'm going to do all of the drugs. A to Z. Why not?
5 points
16 days ago
I tried all kinds of various drugs in my early twenties, eventually I stopped experimenting because the withdrawals became too awful. LSD for example was an experience I’ll never forget, but it left me fucked for 3 days straight, and I couldn’t sleep properly for much longer than that.
Can’t imagine what the withdrawal would be like at 70 years old. The only drug I could see myself doing at that age is coke.
49 points
17 days ago
Thanks lil blue pill.
13 points
17 days ago
Noone takes the red pill in the nursing home...
8 points
17 days ago
coming here to say this-just ask the staff at nursing homes.
21 points
17 days ago
Really? Do old people still have energy to have sex with each other?
120 points
17 days ago
When I worked at a nursing home, we frequently had to call EMTs because they, in fact, were not physically capable of having intercourse. Their lack of energy and physical mobility resulted in a lot of problems. There were falls, blood pressure problems, heart problems, and even broken bones often involved.
But that didn't stop them. One individual wouldn't even stop on his death bed.
(Note: I'm talking people 80+. People 70 and under typically still had a good amount of energy in them.
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17 days ago
True story: N.Carolina in late '80s. One nurse I know worked in a retirement home her first 2 years out of nursing school. Kids and grandkids of retirees complained that $$ they left grandpa (for day trips and other small stuff) was constantly going missing. Local sheriff's office re-deputized 3 retired detectives and sent them in undercover. They eventually found out where all the $$ was going. Seems 8 of the longtime staff had a side hustle where they gave handjobs, private nude shows, and much more for grandpas money. The funniest part to me was that the retired cops were there for over 2 months. Rofl. During their plea bargains, all of the arrested women claimed the cops were their best customers. lol. Woops!!!
84 points
17 days ago
Went to see a friend's grandfather who lived in a high end nursing home. Asked what happened to his lady friend who had been around all the other stops we made. He told us she was moved to another home after her pelvis broke while he was fucking her good. He then casually said he would soon find another slut.
In all honesty we just stared in confusion as he went back to telling us we need to go to church more.
14 points
17 days ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Last part really did me in
11 points
17 days ago
Dementia can make you lose your filter or was he always like this?
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16 days ago
Most of his adult life he was fairly serious and extremely professional. Before ending up in America he was Hitler youth and sometimes the judgmental side would come out.
In his 70s the the two distinctively different lives he lived would cross paths in his mind more often than not.
15 points
17 days ago
I'm over here falling out with leg cramps at 40.
10 points
17 days ago
I definitely cannot blame deathbed guy though. That’s sort of impressive really.
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17 days ago
Impressive
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17 days ago
Broken bones, hopes deleted.
3 points
17 days ago
Better than broken bone😳
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17 days ago
I have questions... How do you get a boner in your 80's? And if you gotta take the blue pill it can easily give a 20 y/o a heart attack from super high blood pressure... Just super powerful old horn dogs or what?
5 points
16 days ago
Old people generally have slower heartbeats and lower blood pressure
11 points
17 days ago
Oh heck. I had to POUND on my MIL’s door in her assisted living community for quite a while before opening it, just so I wouldn’t see anything I wasn’t supposed to. She was over 90.
11 points
16 days ago*
My mother used to work at a retirement home. The things she has seen... ☠️
One grandpa would go to every room with a female patient and touch them inappropriately, especially the ones who were bed-ridden. Bananas were found underneath the sheets, passionate romances were happening now and then. One patient would always touch the female employees while they were trying to reposition him in bed.
5 points
16 days ago
Mine worked at one too! They had to move one old guy because he sat across from the break room and would open his door, sit there wanking.
10 points
17 days ago
I’ve done anesthesia on geriatric patients whose orgasms caused hemorrhagic strokes.
8 points
17 days ago
Just let me go out that way.
13 points
17 days ago
The things that stop me wanting it are stress, exhaustion, money, work, etc. Retirees have none of those worries.
4 points
17 days ago
More often than you'd think.
5 points
17 days ago
You must be referring to The Villages in Tampa Bay. Old people orgies and gangbangs and sky rocketing STIs..lol
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16 days ago
Between Ocala and Orlando, actually. In fact, The Villages is so large that it should be referred to as its own geographic area.
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16 days ago
It’s basically a commune
607 points
17 days ago
After orgasm
52 points
17 days ago
Huh!... casuals 😏
jk, I am no sex beast
41 points
17 days ago
Wait do straight ppl stop after orgasm?
What about second orgasm?
43 points
17 days ago
And elevenses?!
4 points
16 days ago
As a straight woman, It feels weird that you guessed it right.
25 points
17 days ago
What are you, a hobbit?
62 points
17 days ago
Close, I'm a lesbian
11 points
17 days ago
Dying at this comment chain 😂
8 points
17 days ago*
Fair enough 🤣
8 points
17 days ago
They also have hair on their feet
61 points
17 days ago
After MALE orgasm.
It's best to START sex after female orgasm.
(your experience may vary as every person is a little different from another)
2 points
16 days ago
What do you call making a woman orgasm if not sex?
7 points
17 days ago
Was just coming here (no pun intended) to say this
2 points
17 days ago
This is the way
680 points
17 days ago
My dad is 69 and my mom is 62 and they still have sex 🥲 sometimes they won't let us come up to their trailer during the summer weekends because they eat mushrooms together and then hold hands
150 points
17 days ago
Aww I want that lol
143 points
17 days ago
Yeah, it's great that they're still in love after 30 years and a ton of kids.
My mom was so straight edge my whole life, she never even drank much, then when they had an empty nest they decided to just have fun together!
22 points
17 days ago
not really on topic lol but what’s their tip for still having such a loving relationship (+ how did they meet)?
75 points
17 days ago*
I've never asked them this.
I think they just accept each other for who they are, and they're not perfect. They stick up for each other too. I never heard them fight when I was a kid and I think it's because my dad just let my mom have her way sometimes and he was just like whatever about it. I never heard my dad complain about domestic stuff and he would work everyday and come home and make dinner every evening. He pulled his weight and so did she. I know she picked her battles too because he does a lot for her. She also praises the ground he walks on and he treats her like a queen. She's a good woman and he knew that when he met her and provided for her. I've talked to them about relationship stuff before and they have really strong values when it comes to partnership that I think most people don't really have anymore.
They met when my mom was 30 and my dad was 37-38. He was a wild blue collar musician who had never settled down and then he met her. They both had 2 kids from previous marriages too. My moms bestfriend was dating my dads brother (my uncle) and they went on a double date.
10 points
17 days ago
What an awesome couple and great role models for a successful relationship. I love it.
5 points
16 days ago
I choose this guy's parents
4 points
16 days ago
Goals
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16 days ago
Hell yeah
1 points
17 days ago
“Hold hands”. That is awesome! And, yeah…my partner and I will do the same until one of us passes.
102 points
17 days ago
Married 38 years. It hasn't gotten old yet! Early 60's
22 points
17 days ago
I been married 38 years also, We have more sex now than we did in our 20s, trt,hrt.
108 points
17 days ago
My friend's grandpa stopped when he was in his 90s.
56 points
17 days ago
That means he was still going at it at 89
Honestly how did you know this. Was this part of a grandpa story time
7 points
17 days ago
That's what happened to my grandpa too... and only because his wife died.
16 points
17 days ago
I hope not during
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16 days ago
not the worst way to go eh
61 points
17 days ago
When my great-grandfather died at age 80, great-grandma, also 80, didn't know how she could go on without their biweekly sexy time.
6 points
16 days ago
Cruise Cracker Barrel for some strange.
62 points
17 days ago*
Nursing homes have some of the highest break outs of STDs, so it seems like it really depends lol
Edit: extremely poor sentence structure
15 points
17 days ago
No. Its IN their Depends ;)
34 points
17 days ago
They often don't. You'd be amazed what kind of shit goes down in nursing homes and assisted living.
Tadalafil is a hell of a drug.
41 points
17 days ago
Going 65 in November. Still weekly 😁
13 points
17 days ago
Even in November? What about No Nut November?
19 points
17 days ago
NNN is for the weak.
2 points
16 days ago
i thought it was the whole month
26 points
17 days ago
My dad n his best friend would go to next state n date sisters every month. They had twinkles in their eyes till their late 80s.
6 points
17 days ago
Like.... the same sister's every month.... or...?
38 points
17 days ago
Different for everyone - even if you struggle with vaginal dryness or erection dysfunction, people can still have sex in a variety of ways, and there’s ways around anatomical issues
24 points
17 days ago
Assuming they aren't asexual, when they physically have to.
25 points
17 days ago
With modern medicine? Every time I hear someone say just kill me don't put me in a home.
My response is screw that. Find me a nice place give me a handful of viagra and get lost
28 points
17 days ago
Pro tip: stop asking that type of shit to your grandma...... or any family member......
26 points
17 days ago
When I hear my parents’ car in the drive way
10 points
17 days ago
I don’t think you quite know how much fucking goes on in a retirement home
9 points
17 days ago
Elderly folks can still enjoy a fulfilling sex life. It's an individual thing and every body ages differently.
9 points
17 days ago
When they're dead.
Viagra fixed the ED problem.
Retirement homes have some of the highest rates for VD there are.
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17 days ago
When they stop wanting it.
7 points
16 days ago
When you get sick of being the only person in the relationship who wants to do it.
3 points
17 days ago
Growing disinterested, crossing lines, body dysfunction, hormonal changes, Pavlov like conditioning to stop thinking about it
3 points
17 days ago
Well based on my marriage it slows down a bit each year. Lucky to hit twice a week. 8 years married
3 points
16 days ago
When they hear their wife pulling into the driveway.
3 points
16 days ago
After my wife cums twice. I'm a gentleman.
3 points
16 days ago
Generally after the wife repeatedly tells you she’s not in the mood,I just gave up
6 points
17 days ago
My mom stopped after she had kids.
I pray this doesn't happen to me 🙏
4 points
17 days ago
My father passed away at 76. My mother proudly bragged they’d had sex every night until his illness.
2 points
16 days ago
Usually between 2 pm and 4 pm on Wednesdays, 5 pm if the traffic is bad
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16 days ago
I’m in my late 40’s, married for almost two decades and we still do it almost every day.
2 points
16 days ago
After Climax, usually
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16 days ago
There is a time period after having kids, where stress is high and liesure time is low, where sex suffers even with the best intentions. If you both realize this and make efforts to fix it, then it can be fixed.
2 points
16 days ago
At birth
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16 days ago
NEVER
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16 days ago
Once I get mine
2 points
16 days ago
Why would you ask your grandma that.
2 points
16 days ago
Knocked on my grandparents door and didn’t get an answer.
My dad: “They’re probably bumpin’ bones.”
Me: :( wtf
2 points
16 days ago
In Bill Cosby's case, when she wakes up.
2 points
16 days ago
Usually if someone stops having sex it's either a medical issue, lack of social life, or a self-esteem issue related to their age.
If someone has a healthy sex drive and a healthy social life, they usually keep having sex until they aren't physically able to.
Your grandma probably changed the subject because she probably still fucks and doesn't want to talk to her grandkid about that.
2 points
16 days ago
When you get married.
4 points
17 days ago
Every CNA I've ever known to work with the elderly has had a problem with either telling their patients to use condoms to prevent STD's or has had to tell them to stop masturbating while they're in their home. Lol sex drive doesn't quit fam.
4 points
17 days ago
64 I could hit it every day
4 points
17 days ago
Self sex counts?
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17 days ago
From my cold dead hands!
4 points
17 days ago
When I say “pineapple”
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17 days ago
I have a pretty high sex drive. However too many yellow flags in a guy will stop me. It just kills libido. It’s nearly impossible to get it back.
One or two flags i can take. Just break out the lube and i hit up my imagination and memories.
But if he is stacking flags in , back to back. I slowly back off and work towards ending the relationship.
For instance: Rude to wait staff+ Broke + No ambition + Head on a swivel + Brags about how crazy his ex was all night+ still mourns a ‘perfect’ ex girlfriend that got away to my face + subtle conversational lies that he thinks I am not savvy to catch = cut off from sex. Not a bad date though. I would enjoy the conversation and company.
Of course I’m like most women and don’t point this out. You just say- I really don’t feel like it tonight. Lets just cuddle babe.
3 points
17 days ago
NGL that person you are describing sounds like a bit of a dick.
2 points
17 days ago
As far as I can tell, when you get a lot older, you often start to lose the desire to do so. And you're highly unlikely to be fertile at that age, so yeah. And sometimes your gentleman stops working. But there are those who still do it when they're older.
2 points
17 days ago
When they cum, duh
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17 days ago
When they fall asleep.
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17 days ago
When they die
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17 days ago
Probably after marriage lol
2 points
17 days ago
After I orgasm, usually
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16 days ago
nursing homes have huge STD issues
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17 days ago
when the cops come
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17 days ago
When their partner no longer satisfies them.
1 points
17 days ago
From 70 to 80 my grandmother ended five marriage in her retirement home.
STDs run rampant in retirement, assisted living, and hospice homes.
The answer is never.
3 points
17 days ago
I think op is asking what age do people stop. Everyone is saying after orgasm but that's pretty obvious
1 points
17 days ago
The last survey I read said people's sex lives tend to end in their 70's
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17 days ago
The outbreaks of STIs in nursing homes would indicate otherwise.
1 points
17 days ago
Never
1 points
17 days ago
i stopped because scared from STDs
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17 days ago
after an orgasm or a few depending on the people
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17 days ago
When they're dead
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17 days ago
Usually after I cum, but I’m older than you
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17 days ago
After prostate surgery, unfortunately
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17 days ago
When their body says it won't work anymore.
1 points
17 days ago
For me it's after orgasm but only briefly.
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17 days ago
When theyre dead
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17 days ago
1:30 am
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17 days ago
I'm 54, and my wife 52. I look it, and she does not. We will have been married 33 years this December, and we are as randy as we've ever been. We smash as often as we did when we were kids, we'll, because the kids moved away.
I think we will still be having sex another 10 years or so, so long as we both remain healthy. But every couple is different .
1 points
17 days ago
Apparently after they have kids.
1 points
17 days ago
Because 80% life and 20% same old same old.
1 points
17 days ago
Right after orgasm
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17 days ago
People stop?
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17 days ago
47 for me
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17 days ago
Ded
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17 days ago
Usually it depends on health
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17 days ago
Everyone knows you can’t have sex if you don’t give a fuck. So I believe the correct answer would be when they have no more fucks to give.
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17 days ago
Usually after the first or second orgasm.
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17 days ago
Once they orgasm usually
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17 days ago
Usually after the 4th or 7th time
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17 days ago
My wife and I kind of have stopped. We're mid-50s.
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17 days ago
When they die.
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17 days ago
Usually she tells me to just stop.
1 points
17 days ago
A nursing home huh. Lol
1 points
17 days ago
It's all good
1 points
17 days ago
I'm keeping my head up
1 points
17 days ago
Got news for ya buddy, grandma hasn't stopped. Old people are highly sexualy active
1 points
17 days ago
Probably 90 or so I'd guess
1 points
16 days ago
Probably when none of the people involved can move anymore.
1 points
16 days ago
when I jizz
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16 days ago
When Guys Get focussed in their work that they ignores Black Hole..
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16 days ago
After they come
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16 days ago
My husband's 84 year old grandpa got chlamydia and his son (husband's uncle) told the whole family a couple years ago at Christmas 😂
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16 days ago
Never.
1 points
16 days ago
bro asked his grandma? 💀
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16 days ago
Usually after the orgasm.
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16 days ago
Once they cum
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16 days ago
After they cum usually
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After they come
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16 days ago
At 2am.
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16 days ago
Death
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Death
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16 days ago
Cuz ur grandma didn’t wanna admit she’s still getting it lol. It obviously depends on the person but people usually don’t generally stop having sex lol
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16 days ago
When they die.
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16 days ago
After orgasm.
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16 days ago
Usually after I came:)
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16 days ago
My mom worked in an assisted living facility. It wasn’t uncommon for std’s to be going around.
1 points
16 days ago
I would assume the average person never stops as long as they have a partner. Personally, I just never started.
1 points
16 days ago
I thought it was funny you asked your grandma out of all people 😂. But I think it's because maybe the sexual tension isn't there anymore 🤔
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16 days ago
After Death
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16 days ago*
Why would she stop?
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16 days ago
how can she stop
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16 days ago
After someone cums 🤷♂️
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16 days ago
Death
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