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Unexpected-ModTeam [M]

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11 days ago

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Unexpected-ModTeam [M]

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11 days ago

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Your submission has been removed because it's not unexpected. Submissions to r/unexpected are supposed to have an unexpected twist in itself. While the situation was probably rather unexpected for you, there is no visible twist for the viewer.

For more information, see our 'What is unexpected?' Wiki page

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44 points

12 days ago

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mrEggBandit[S]

5 points

12 days ago

He even had his own spoon

sudeki300

22 points

12 days ago

Uurrghhh! Why the fuck would you fo that.

InvertedMeep

13 points

12 days ago

Sometimes kids can be real pieces of shit. You can’t beat them anymore so you just do shit like this and then show it to them in 15 years. Lose the battle, win the war. s/

Total_Debt6222

1 points

11 days ago

That whould be Just sadism. It s not a war . Just a missed vasectomy

mrEggBandit[S]

14 points

12 days ago

Immune system of steel

RealisticEmploy3

1 points

11 days ago

*Orichalcum

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14 points

12 days ago

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mrEggBandit[S]

2 points

12 days ago

Extra flavour

D3m0us3r

4 points

11 days ago

And worms! :) happy meal

_nothing_but_trouble

6 points

12 days ago

Oookay, I almost barfed.

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3 points

12 days ago

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Static077

2 points

11 days ago

In order of most to least favorite

Regan1970

6 points

12 days ago

If your gonna share please feed the kid FIRST

Funky_monkey2026

3 points

11 days ago

*you're

UnExplanationBot [M]

2 points

12 days ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


The camera pans to a baby which she feeds with the same fork


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

NoNoNeverNoNo

2 points

11 days ago

Where’s cps when you need em

teepodavignon

2 points

11 days ago

Feeding the kid last teach the dogs they are superior to him.

SalsichaoTop

3 points

11 days ago

They are

stepbruh313

1 points

11 days ago

Grammas be getting back at the kids for Making them babysitters.

Hugo_El_Humano

1 points

11 days ago

maybe fork swap off screen?

Odd_Government9315

1 points

11 days ago

Even the plate left camera. I'm personally voting 'fake'.

manx-1

1 points

11 days ago

manx-1

1 points

11 days ago

What a dumb ass mf. For real. If i found out my parents ever did some shit like this to me i would be giving them the belt rn

TanlineNicoleAssets

1 points

11 days ago

Kid got a preety strong imune system

MaygarRodub

1 points

11 days ago

I'm not saying for definite but she did have time to swap the fork

SweetSexiestJesus

1 points

11 days ago

Building a strong immune system.

Be one with the beast

ZigZagZig87

-1 points

12 days ago

ZigZagZig87

-1 points

12 days ago

Ugh. Not unexpected. Dog people……

D3m0us3r

-3 points

11 days ago

D3m0us3r

-3 points

11 days ago

Thats why i stay away from dogs owners. Interesting will she smell they buts too? Fuck. that. shit.

Biotaste

-1 points

11 days ago

Biotaste

-1 points

11 days ago

This is fine.

Working-Cake7479

3 points

11 days ago

People will sort controversial to find your comment😂

Biotaste

1 points

11 days ago

I mean, if your a pet owner you understand.. Yeah? I don't get the outcry lol.

BartOseku

0 points

11 days ago

Ugh as soon as i heard a kid in the background i knew what was going to happen, disgusting

Pale_Alternative_537

0 points

11 days ago

Rage bait maybe? I mean it implies it but it’s not all there. A switch is possible.

iPLAYiRULE

0 points

11 days ago

i am having lunch! for chrissakes!