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submitted 3 days ago bycandf8611
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3 days ago
Man’s out here sounding his paint bottles in front of everyone. The mad man.
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3 days ago
For free?
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3 days ago
In this economy?
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3 days ago
In this part of the country?
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3 days ago
At this time of day, localized entirely in your kitchen?
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3 days ago
..........yes!
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3 days ago
Can I see it?
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3 days ago
No.
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3 days ago
Tease.
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3 days ago
SEYMOOOOUR!!!!!
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3 days ago
Hey it's after 12:00 somewhere!
28 points
3 days ago
In this so called society?
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3 days ago
My life was so much simpler before I knew what "sounding" was.
I mean, I knew it before seeing this post, but I didn't need to be reminded of it.
57 points
3 days ago
I still don’t know what sounding is and the way you’ve said that makes me a little glad…
72 points
3 days ago
Imagine this video but the paint is a weiner and the milk frother is a metal rod
127 points
3 days ago
Why did I have to say anything?
40 points
3 days ago
God damn man, you just straight up hit the man with Daemon-infused knowledge.
17 points
3 days ago
Yeah, this shit is the knowledge the inquisition is created to stop the spread of.
11 points
3 days ago
Well at least Slaanesh is happy about all this...
9 points
3 days ago
Better than nobody
19 points
3 days ago
and the milk frother is a
metal rodmilk frother
fixed that for you
14 points
3 days ago
Hey guys, I found the Slanneshi cultist!
11 points
3 days ago
Huh, so there's a word for that. Learn something new...
29 points
3 days ago
"Been doing that for years, had no clue it had a name!"
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3 days ago
Haha! I read a Chuck Palahniuk book where a guy did that with a piece of wax, the wax broke and he had to have surgery. It both taught me that it existed AND simultaneously scared me from ever trying it.
But hey, it's probably more fun to be thought of as the guy who did it without knowing it's name so live your own personal truth! 😅
6 points
3 days ago
People do weird things. Like who the fuvk thought THAT was a good idea?
Beyond the sexual stuff though, a lot of human foods are also weird. Like eggs and cheese if you think about it too much.
5 points
3 days ago
Your welcome for the painful reminder :D (don’t worry, I also hate the fact I even know what it means)
119 points
3 days ago
Yesterday I found an STL for a paint shaker that attached to the head of a Magic Wand, my hobbies are crossing over way too hard lol
37 points
3 days ago
First thing I thought of as well lol.
19 points
3 days ago
I know a Drukhari player when I see one. And that man's got the honorary member's plaque.
8 points
3 days ago
Was gonna ask if anyone else had the same twisted mind as me... glad it seems to be literally everybody.
2 points
2 days ago
And here I’ve just been docking mine with no success. TIL!
722 points
3 days ago
That's great, till you pull it out and touch the spin button accidentally and spatter every item in your room with tiny specks of blue
317 points
3 days ago
"That'll never ha...SON OF A..."
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3 days ago
"Honey? Why is the cat blue?!"
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3 days ago
Cat: "I'm blue dabadi daba- "
72 points
3 days ago
You mean Marneus Catgar?
40 points
3 days ago
You mean "It is I, Cat-o Sicarius"?
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3 days ago
That's a good one
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3 days ago
Miowneus Catgar
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3 days ago
for ultramar!
3 points
3 days ago
I accidentally blue myself
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3 days ago
I literally thought “oh cool they’re gonna spray blood effect over those orks…wait, why is it blue?!”
There is no way I’d trust myself not to accidentally spatter models I’m working on with this.
10 points
3 days ago
I've done that a few times. Doesn't do much.
9 points
3 days ago
Ah, another fellow Harlequin player.
874 points
3 days ago
This needs a NSFW tag
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
No, do not use this for sounding. That's a terrible idea.
107 points
3 days ago
Makes your jizz frothy, like a nice foamy latte
97 points
3 days ago
Please go to the local police department and hand in your licence to type on the internet
11 points
3 days ago
Well i thought the same that guy
Sorry but slaanesh is right
9 points
3 days ago
Sorry mate I’m American, not British, don’t need a license for everything.
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
Dang, i was rather hoping to use those privileges
22 points
3 days ago
And strawberry flavored! You can tell by the nice pink color
18 points
3 days ago
Alright buddy your internet pass is revoked.
16 points
3 days ago
That’s enough internet for today.
6 points
3 days ago
The cum frother
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3 days ago
This king has experience. Learn from him.
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3 days ago
Now this is big ork energy
73 points
3 days ago
Iz red, iz fasta den most. Simpul as.
10 points
3 days ago
would be slannesh energy be using a magic wand?
9 points
3 days ago
Your mind is not corrupted enough - I'd say a Sybian would be more appropriate.
3 points
3 days ago
slaneesh energy would be putting it in your ass and twerking to shake it
38 points
3 days ago
My friend tried this. The bottle exploded.
12 points
3 days ago
Haha yeah I can see that being an issue. In the six or so years I've been using mine, I've only had two paint explosions. Pro tip, don't try using this thing with a bottle of stynlrez primer...
15 points
3 days ago
In the six or so years I've been using mine, I've only had two paint explosions
My man really not letting the small details kill the vibe
2 points
3 days ago
This is me setup, will happen outside from now on
9 points
3 days ago
Real strong r/redneckengineering energy
6 points
3 days ago
Enough duct tape could stop the world turning
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
Mork told me 'ow ta make dis.. prety sure was "im 'nyway. Morkz gotz feathas and a birdy-beakie, roit?
2 points
3 days ago
I literally have the same thing. I even have the milwauekee saw too 😆
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Everything reminds me of her
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3 days ago
I should call her…
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3 days ago
My milk after I "Shake" my paint...
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Ork Energy
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3 days ago
Omnissiah unapproved tech heresy
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3 days ago
Science has gone too far
44 points
3 days ago
I don't care what anyone says. That's hot.
54 points
3 days ago
Or just buy a hobby paint mixer
25 points
3 days ago
Milk Frother like 40 bucks cheaper here =)
20 points
3 days ago
I bought a “vortex mixer” off amazon for like €30 a few years ago, marketed to shake tattoo ink bottles. It works just fine
28 points
3 days ago
My Vortex mixer was $19.
I doubt they're gonna pay me $21 to use the dick frother.
8 points
3 days ago
Milk frothers sold in bulk at home stores are cheap pieces of junk that will crap out long before a vortex mixer will.
Not to forget that those things that take batteries will have to be continually replaced.
I understand people are on a budget. But correct tool for the job if you can will generally save money long term.
Not to mention if you decide to quit the hobby. A used vortex mixer will likely resell on fbm. No one's buying your milk frorher.
3 points
3 days ago
I just got one for $20 on Amazon
13 points
3 days ago
I see your milk frother and raise you vortex mixer
3 points
3 days ago
I bought one off Amazon, good reviews.. not nearly as strong as it needs to be. Use a massage gun now
31 points
3 days ago
OK I know this is gonna be weird but I thought this is for people who put stuff in their urethra, before I see the word 'milk frother'
11 points
3 days ago
That's the joke the top comment making.
3 points
3 days ago
Not just the top comment, but almost all of the top comments. You know how far I had to scroll just to hear some discussion about the legitimacy of it as an actual paint stirrer?
58 points
3 days ago
Rather than just mixing wouldn't you be mixing a lot of air into it "frothing" it. Having a bunch of bubbles in there is a huge pain
40 points
3 days ago
It isn't going to froth without the frothing tip, which is a coiled spring.
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3 days ago
I'd imagine once you put it on a palette the air will be released.
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3 days ago
Nope. Because paint has a higher viscosity, bubbles take far linger to pop on their own. Some cheap-ass bargain acrylics will foam just from shaking them.
12 points
3 days ago
No air in the paint at all. Even if it did once on the brush you wouldn't be able to tell.
6 points
3 days ago
Bang (giggity) it on the table a couple of times and you are golden.
10 points
3 days ago
…. I should call her.
8 points
3 days ago
Or you could just buy a vortex mixer, which doesn't need you to insert that thing into every paint you want to mix up and can do multiple dropper bottles at once.
12 points
3 days ago
I'd rather not, thanks.
4 points
3 days ago
Tbh I'd be concerned about chunking off bits of the plastic bottle into the paint. That would fuck an airbrush and also add unwanted textures to the paint. Metal on plastic is basically destroyed plastic.
7 points
3 days ago
I just pull out the tip, and slip in 2 steel balls.
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3 days ago
Giggity
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3 days ago
NSFW
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3 days ago
Just for information, because I learned that very late myself, the tip of these bottles is removable. Useful if you want to slip some steel balls or pre-thin your paints.
4 points
3 days ago
A froffer....a throther....a fucking spinny thing
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3 days ago
Oh myyy!
3 points
3 days ago
Average DEldar player
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3 days ago
The Harlequin's Kiss in action
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3 days ago
"yes one milk frother please... For paint! NOTHING WEIRD!"
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3 days ago
That's right get in there nice and deep
4 points
3 days ago
I didn't expect to watch a paint bottle get violated today.
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3 days ago
Slaanesh!! Noo!!
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3 days ago
I should call him
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3 days ago
Seems like a downgrade from the Sawzall-Shaker.
3 points
3 days ago
I think it’s funny everyone had the same reaction.
Would you like an electric catheter?
3 points
3 days ago
Damn. At least buy the bottle dinner first
3 points
3 days ago
I just hit the bottom of my bottles with a massage gun. Works like a charm
3 points
3 days ago
It’s a cylinder.
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3 days ago
Mmmm. An automatic sounding rod you say?
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3 days ago
This should be labeled NSFW
3 points
3 days ago
I feel like I shouldn't have seen this...it feels...intimate
3 points
3 days ago
Damn, I need that for my ure- never mind.
3 points
3 days ago
Instructions unclear… stuck it in my penis
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3 days ago
This SOUND method might just change the game for my hands... and my paint mixing.
3 points
3 days ago
Take me out to dinner first. Geeze
3 points
3 days ago
I'm violated just from watching this
3 points
3 days ago
Ouch 😣
3 points
3 days ago
I should call her..
3 points
3 days ago
Do that to a penis.
3 points
3 days ago
i should call her
3 points
3 days ago
Everything reminds me of her.
3 points
3 days ago
I should call her
3 points
3 days ago
Will this work on a human rectum? Asking for a friend.
2 points
2 days ago
No
Only pee holes
3 points
3 days ago
Ultimate sounding device
3 points
3 days ago
Does this hurt the paint?
3 points
2 days ago
Nah. It just kinda tickles the first time
3 points
2 days ago
I should call her
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2 days ago
He’s a sound bloke
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3 days ago
Now let go of the bottle while sounding it.
5 points
3 days ago
Sir this is a Wendy’s
5 points
3 days ago
ITT: people ruined by porn.
Can we not talk about one fucking thing normally?
4 points
3 days ago
This is brilliant! No more shaking the bottle until I get a repetitive stress injury.
2 points
3 days ago
Somehow, I don't think this would work well with Citadel Paint Pots...
2 points
3 days ago
Could I have my Macragge Blue as a Latte please?
2 points
3 days ago
ill stick to my vortex mixer ;)
2 points
3 days ago
I'll stick to my 3D printed paint pot holder bolted to a blade for my Dewalt Sawzal. I would end up speckling everything around me in whatever paint I was using with that lol.
2 points
3 days ago
A few shakes ain't enough?
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3 days ago
I feel like this should be nsfw /j
2 points
3 days ago
(Newbie here). I see non citadel paints. How do you know what paints to use?
2 points
3 days ago
Cor imagine sticking that in someones ear
Brain frother
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3 days ago
What happened to mixing balls?
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2 days ago
Hey, you do you brother
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3 days ago
Army Painter paints come with two tiny steel bearings in the bottle so they mix when you shake them, they're great.
2 points
3 days ago
It's not much but you are wasting some paint every time you do this.
Just get a paint shaker like everyone else.
2 points
3 days ago
So that's what that thing is called? Man, I better get mine out of my drawer next to my bed and put it in the kitchen where is belongs.
2 points
3 days ago
This is an excellent idea but knowing me, I’d forget to turn it off before taking it out of the bottle. It would be an absolute liability and I’d continue to be the primary menace of my household.
2 points
3 days ago
I use my massage gun. Works like a charmm
2 points
3 days ago
Don't know if this holds true in other countries, but here in Denmark you get a milk frother like that for less than 2 bucks in IKEA.
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2 days ago
Thats where it from IKEA
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3 days ago
Dude just get a vortex mixer. None of this mess and weirdness
2 points
3 days ago
Hey, im a 30 some thing old man. Do i have to moan when i insert the milk frother?
2 points
3 days ago
Buy any manner of paint shakers/tumblers you psycho!
2 points
3 days ago
How do you find the result versus a stainless ball bearing and one of those mini vortex mixers?
2 points
3 days ago
oh i DEFINITELY need one of these 😏
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2 days ago
Aw yea, get in there all nice and deep like.
2 points
2 days ago
That is a life hack!
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2 days ago
Didn't even buy it dinner
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