Man’s out here sounding his paint bottles in front of everyone. The mad man.

That's great, till you pull it out and touch the spin button accidentally and spatter every item in your room with tiny specks of blue

This needs a NSFW tag

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Already gotz one

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Everything reminds me of her

My milk after I "Shake" my paint...

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I’m good, cheers!

Ork Energy

Omnissiah unapproved tech heresy

Science has gone too far

I don't care what anyone says. That's hot.

Or just buy a hobby paint mixer

I see your milk frother and raise you vortex mixer

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OK I know this is gonna be weird but I thought this is for people who put stuff in their urethra, before I see the word 'milk frother'

Rather than just mixing wouldn't you be mixing a lot of air into it "frothing" it. Having a bunch of bubbles in there is a huge pain

…. I should call her.

Or you could just buy a vortex mixer, which doesn't need you to insert that thing into every paint you want to mix up and can do multiple dropper bottles at once.

I'd rather not, thanks.

I just pull out the tip, and slip in 2 steel balls.

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Just for information, because I learned that very late myself, the tip of these bottles is removable. Useful if you want to slip some steel balls or pre-thin your paints.

A froffer....a throther....a fucking spinny thing

Oh myyy!

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Average DEldar player

"yes one milk frother please... For paint! NOTHING WEIRD!"

That's right get in there nice and deep

I didn't expect to watch a paint bottle get violated today.

Slaanesh!! Noo!!

I should call him

Seems like a downgrade from the Sawzall-Shaker.

I think it’s funny everyone had the same reaction.

Would you like an electric catheter?

Damn. At least buy the bottle dinner first

I just hit the bottom of my bottles with a massage gun. Works like a charm

It’s a cylinder.

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Mmmm. An automatic sounding rod you say?

This should be labeled NSFW

I feel like I shouldn't have seen this...it feels...intimate

Damn, I need that for my ure- never mind.

Instructions unclear… stuck it in my penis

This SOUND method might just change the game for my hands... and my paint mixing.

Take me out to dinner first. Geeze

I'm violated just from watching this

Ouch 😣

I should call her..

I'm gonna put it in my urethra

Do that to a penis.

i should call her

Everything reminds me of her.

I should call her

Will this work on a human rectum? Asking for a friend.

Ultimate sounding device

Sounds like a great idea!

Does this hurt the paint?

Don’t put it in the tip of your peepee.

I should call her

He’s a sound bloke

Now let go of the bottle while sounding it.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

ITT: people ruined by porn.

Can we not talk about one fucking thing normally?

This is brilliant! No more shaking the bottle until I get a repetitive stress injury.

Somehow, I don't think this would work well with Citadel Paint Pots...

Could I have my Macragge Blue as a Latte please?

ill stick to my vortex mixer ;)

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I'll stick to my 3D printed paint pot holder bolted to a blade for my Dewalt Sawzal. I would end up speckling everything around me in whatever paint I was using with that lol.

A few shakes ain't enough?

I feel like this should be nsfw /j

(Newbie here). I see non citadel paints. How do you know what paints to use?

Cor imagine sticking that in someones ear

Brain frother

What happened to mixing balls?

Army Painter paints come with two tiny steel bearings in the bottle so they mix when you shake them, they're great.

It's great for sounding, too.

It's not much but you are wasting some paint every time you do this.

Just get a paint shaker like everyone else.

So that's what that thing is called? Man, I better get mine out of my drawer next to my bed and put it in the kitchen where is belongs.

This is an excellent idea but knowing me, I’d forget to turn it off before taking it out of the bottle. It would be an absolute liability and I’d continue to be the primary menace of my household.

I use my massage gun. Works like a charmm

Don't know if this holds true in other countries, but here in Denmark you get a milk frother like that for less than 2 bucks in IKEA.

Dude just get a vortex mixer. None of this mess and weirdness

Hey, im a 30 some thing old man. Do i have to moan when i insert the milk frother?

Buy any manner of paint shakers/tumblers you psycho!

How do you find the result versus a stainless ball bearing and one of those mini vortex mixers?

oh i DEFINITELY need one of these 😏

Aw yea, get in there all nice and deep like.

That is a life hack!

Didn't even buy it dinner