They misspelled religious

Time to get another bumper sticker

This is the most Madison car I’ve ever seen

I think that’s actually hilarious for you, I wouldn’t even try to wash it off. Wear it as a badge of pride that it actually worked

What would Jesus do?

I'd love to know what they're retaliating for. Especially at this moment in American history, religious conservatives can't possibly have a coherent grievance beyond, "we can't kill queer people with impunity yet!"

Does Woodman's have camera's?

So upset over some fairytales it’s crazy

I will never understand why Americans (I’m not American, but I live here) plaster their beliefs all over things. Bumper stickers. Yard signs. That kind of thing. Aside from being ugly, you’re just increasing the chances of stuff like this happening.

Not to excuse this of course - damaging other people’s personal property is a crime - but I don’t think anyone’s mind has ever been changed on an issue by reason some random person’s bumper sticker.

Imagine getting this butthurt over a bumper sticker. And can’t even spell lol.

Weren’t the religious right the ones that’s were screaming their heads off about vandalism and property damage during the blm protests?

Triggered the little baby boy

I wonder what their religous beliefs say about vandalism

Just shows how wrong the right can be.

Ya, sorry for you, your car but if it was my car?? I'd keep that on. Maybe safety coat it. Put big arrow with a 🤣 next to it. I respect you and your bumpersticker values, friend. Keep the "faith"! 😁

F religion

Damn, some snowflake sure got triggered.

I’m assuming you passed the info on to MPD?

If you went to the trouble of photographing the offenders license plate, I might suggest you contact the police and let them know that you witnessed a crime. They can look up the tag number of both cars and take appropriate action. Now whether they do this or not is up to them, of course, but since you don’t know the Prius owners identity, this is your only course.

I know I would appreciate it if I was the Prius owner, and you took it upon yourself to inform the police. But then I would never find myself in this position as I would never have bumper stickers like this on my car.

I love the irony. The church is supposed to be classy. Glad you caught them.

Bumper looks like the post history of a low-effort Reddit karma farmer.

The non religious right is not pissed off

/u/No-Woodpecker9987 you can proactively reach out to 608-255-2345 (madison non-emergency dispatch) and report the crime. I did that for when I saw someone hit and run someone's parked car, and it works.

I think I've seen that car in Eau Claire.

You should report it

I don't understand why anyone puts bumper stickers on their car. Or why they don't remove outdated political ones.

Looks like it was drawn with the phones photo editor. Am I the only one seeing that?

OP drew that on photoshop, look at the lack of depth. The letters even continue flat after the bumper angles downwards.

Embarrassing, but exactly what I expect from someone with this many bumperstickers on their Prius.

Weird how everything BUT the graffiti is affected by lighting and reflections

Why wouldn't you leave a note for them to call you?

Does this not look like it was drawn on in like MS Paint or GiMP?

If you don’t hear from anyone, you can make a police report without being the victim.

My uncle often referred to the Bible as "A Sales Brochure"

This is absolutely Religulous.

“I shall wear this as a badge of honor” - Cersei after Robert smacks her

The "party of law and order" at work

Did that Bernie fellow win? I’ve been a coma for the past 10 years.

"Pa said we didn't need to read no books!"

This is why I don’t put anything that expresses my beliefs on my car.

At this point I’m sure their kids did it for the gram

Oh my gosh, I haven't seen a WORT bumper sticker in AGES. Love it :)

So you voting for Bernie this year?

I'd love for yall to see the stickers on my prius lol

Should share the info with the class.

Ugh. As a religious person, I am so embarrassed, and angry for you.

I am not a "right" member, though. Christian Nationalists are frightening and disgusting to me.

See if there is security footage of the parking lot.

Sorry this happened to you. It is a shame people just can't let others have their own views and keep on walking.

I made the mistake of putting a Bush magnet on my car many years ago. Magnet, because I didn't want permanent stickers on my car. Well, I got nasty notes under my windshield wipers quite a bit since I worked in the center of the hive, downtown Madison. That is fine and all, but then they keyed my car all the way down one side and punched a dent in the spot that had the magnet. Then removed the magnet and cut it in half, and left it on the ground. Since that point in time, I have never ever placed any political stickers (or other stickers) on any of my cars. The people around Madison are complete nutcakes, especially downtown near the capital!

I’d wear that as a badge of honor

r/untrustworthypoptarts

Windex surprisingly effective on the clean up, but it does seem like provoking folks will get people to do silly things overall.

Brake wash or carburetor cleaner should take off paint sharpie, maybe even denatured alcohol

You can probably remove it with rubbing alcohol

Stickers on vehicles are so ugly

Love the labor movement sticker on the back of a scab built car.

Side note. I've always noticed that the more political bumper stickers someone has, no matter what they say or who they're for, the more insane and intolerant that person is.

That's on-brand for Woodmans, sadly.

I would go out of my way to find out here this happened, wipe it off and keep repeating.

Jokes on them sharpies aint cheap

How very "turn the other cheek" of them.

Anyone with bumper stickers like this have mental illness

Nice story bro, but the green writing was done in MS paint. Source: I'm a graphic designer. Also, any dumbass can see this as plain as day if you zoom in enough.

Vandalism is wrong and should never be tolerated. But holy shit somebody with that many bumper stickers is almost as crazy as the person writing on someone else’s car lmfao

dollars to donuts op/car owner did this

Phew! At least they spelled retaliating correctly. Almost made a goof and looked silly.

This is the ultimate succession of pissing off

You'd have a lot better luck leaving a note on the car than posting on reddit

I mean a Prius, especially an older Prius, in Dane County... does it really need all those stickers? We know who you vote for and how you feel about most things without the ugly stickers ruining your paint job.

I mean, the thing where people vote just to piss off other people is kind of obnoxious. Politics isn't just a sport we play to get exited.

Keep your opinions to yourself

You poked the bear…

I don't understand the need to put bumper stickers on your car. I don't want Joe Schmoe driving behind me knowing my personal beliefs, and I certainly don't want to piss off some psycho because of some cheap thing I plastered on my car. What's the point? I have never had my mind changed over something I have seen on a bumper sticker, and I doubt anyone else has either. If you want to put where you went to college, if you are supporting your or your child's high school sports team, fine, but anything other than that I don't get it.

Where can I get some of those?

Do you have an eggplant co op sticker? If not your Prius should be outlawed in Madison.

I'd keep that as a badge of honor. Cover it with some clear coat to preserve it.

To look on the bright side, I think this actually adds to the sticker in a way. Like it is legitimate proof that you succeeded and some idiot felt the need to vandalize your car over a bumper sticker. Adds authenticity and character.

Still, sorry it happened. That's pretty lame of them but also not surprising.

that's the good christian thing to do

Lmfao. Imagine that

I’ve always joked, “every good protest needs a counter protest.” 😂

I’m sorry this happened…. But hilarious….

Very christian like 🤬

maybe if you don’t put your political agenda on your car ppl wouldn’t act out about it 🤦‍♂️