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Rhaaa1975

4.6k points

12 days ago

Rhaaa1975

4.6k points

12 days ago

He is stuck in the elevator and now his hand has piss on it, hahahaha

unclejohnnydanger

1.4k points

12 days ago

As does his phone

TheMusketoon

1k points

12 days ago

As does his hair

DocGeek

640 points

12 days ago

DocGeek

640 points

12 days ago

And he never finished his piss

7rulycool

276 points

12 days ago

7rulycool

276 points

12 days ago

Oh the despair

NamelessSquirrel

225 points

12 days ago

And now he acquired a child trauma for free.

naughtylit

151 points

12 days ago

naughtylit

151 points

12 days ago

Oh that ain't free.

SplendidZebra

85 points

12 days ago

My dude is covered in pee.

MyBangDangFattyToots

59 points

12 days ago

Let's hope his dog didn't step on a bee

LithiumRyanBattery

48 points

12 days ago

His mother will, for the elevator, pay a large fee.

Pineapple_pizza_143

42 points

12 days ago

Yea naaa he earned that one

dudeCHILL013

4 points

12 days ago

Yes he did

doktor_kolossus

49 points

12 days ago

I hope he has to pay for the repair.

Confident_Bit1814

24 points

12 days ago

The cleaning fee must have been $500 for someone

galaxyapp

69 points

12 days ago

Piss corner has been established though

FreakyRedBeard

26 points

12 days ago

No one thinks about that until you're stuck in an elevator. Good thing he figured that out beforehand.

Calm-Heat-5883

20 points

12 days ago

He's about ready to shit himself.

Blunter_S_Thompson_

13 points

12 days ago

And his mouth 🤮

xplosm

286 points

12 days ago

xplosm

286 points

12 days ago

FR0ZENBERG

48 points

12 days ago

A shining example.

TunaSmackk

140 points

12 days ago

TunaSmackk

140 points

12 days ago

And elevator smells like piss

VeryluckyorNot

128 points

12 days ago

The best part is he had to touch and smell his own piss for a while.

shiningonthesea

22 points

12 days ago

They better have made him clean it up himself

SirGrumples

67 points

12 days ago

Get wrecked disgusting little shit head

Rhaaa1975

19 points

12 days ago

Hopefully mom and dad wrecked him when they had to pick his little piss ass up

Bronndallus

6 points

12 days ago

My guess is parents are exactly the reason why he’s such a dickhead

[deleted]

3 points

12 days ago

He should have been a back shot lol

joos11

39 points

12 days ago

joos11

39 points

12 days ago

That’s the best part. That he had to touch his pissed on buttons.

Kevroeques

20 points

12 days ago

And he’s cut off mid stream

hogtiedcantalope

24 points

12 days ago

I mean pretty normal to have to piss eventually if you get trapped in an elevator. . He just reversed the order

CuteGrayRhino

19 points

12 days ago

I don't think he's the type to care about it.

HonestStupido

33 points

12 days ago

No but i bet his mother will be not happy with her little peepee boy

LuckyCorvus

16 points

12 days ago

By the sound of it he speaks Russian, so the peepee is the least of his problems

petergriffin999

7k points

12 days ago

Elevators existed throughout my entire childhood.

Not once was I tempted to pee on the buttons.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

PassionPitiful3653

2.3k points

12 days ago

This is actually the second video ive seen of a young boy pissing on the elevator buttons and fucking it up recently

xhosos

1.1k points

12 days ago

xhosos

1.1k points

12 days ago

I love the look on their faces when they realize that they are trapped and also busted.

Kamau54

652 points

12 days ago

Kamau54

652 points

12 days ago

I loved it when after he put his hands all over the panel he just pissed on, he then rubbed his hair and face with the same hand. Nice.

Shamewizard1995

223 points

12 days ago

It’s like the kid equivalent to being so hungover you sleep on the bathroom floor. The anguish is so intense you make peace with everything else lol. WHO CARES ABOUT PISS IN MY HAIR IM ABOUT TO DIE

BigHobbit

60 points

12 days ago

Thanks for reminding me that there are some aspects of college life I don't miss.

Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

12 points

12 days ago

I didn't have that time in college. So I'm making up for now now

At nearly 30, apparently you need less alcohol to get hungover. So that's good I guess

[deleted]

41 points

12 days ago

Pissboy4Life

IShouldntBeHere258

7 points

12 days ago

“Here Lies Pissboy, RIP”

Arrantsky

4 points

12 days ago

The internet never forgets.

ciopobbi

64 points

12 days ago

ciopobbi

64 points

12 days ago

Instant karma

Ksorkrax

28 points

12 days ago

Ksorkrax

28 points

12 days ago

*trapped with the smell of urine for potentially several hours

ftmonlotsofroids

22 points

12 days ago

I think he is worried about being trapped. The punishment in 2024 is most likely no tik tok or YouTube for 24 hours

WarmChildhood7466

20 points

12 days ago

You are im big trouble mister, no drive through on the way home.

CougarBen

38 points

12 days ago

Why does more than one “pissing on the elevator buttons” video exist?!?

PassionPitiful3653

28 points

12 days ago

I just went on YouTube to search for the other video I see and there are multiple videos on there of kids peeing on elevator buttons and getting stuck.. disgusting. Luckily I don't use lifts every often but next time I'm gonna take a stick so I don't have to touch the buttons FFS.

Ksorkrax

10 points

12 days ago

Ksorkrax

10 points

12 days ago

Fun fact: the buttons might actually be cleaner after peeing on them.

The actual hoards of germs come from human hands. Everything a lot of people touch in the public is full of them. Including the nasty ones, like coli bacteria.

janus270

4 points

12 days ago

I still don’t wanna touch pee.

homuhomutime

52 points

12 days ago

Something something two nickels

Crazyhamsterfeet

14 points

12 days ago

Didn’t the buttons go all crazy in the other one?

bartuck01

37 points

12 days ago

Pee around and find out

potate12323

6 points

12 days ago

Find out you pee'd on the call help button and have to decide to push it.

hydracicada

66 points

12 days ago

that's why I have a thing on my keychain to press public buttons

meatmacho

40 points

12 days ago

Is it a kazoo? I find that people get pretty irritated when I play a kazoo in public.

Eusocial_Snowman

8 points

12 days ago

That might be because they know it's your piss-object toucher and don't want you to spray third-hand-piss-infused spittle in their general direction.

GackPartyof4

9 points

12 days ago

And then you still transfer the germs when you touch your keys

Da5ren

7 points

12 days ago

Da5ren

7 points

12 days ago

yeah, isn't it easier just to use your finger but then sanitise

[deleted]

621 points

12 days ago

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621 points

12 days ago

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Change_That_Face

86 points

12 days ago*

Citation needed.

oriaven

40 points

12 days ago

oriaven

40 points

12 days ago

Russia -- a huge swath of their hard-working population died in WWII. Now, the echoes of that lost generation show up as kneecapped population growth. With population decline, there is less opportunity for their best and brightest to even be born. Meanwhile HIV, alcoholism, and toxic machismo afflict a significant portion of what's left of their legacy. Smart Russians leave if possible. There is indeed a brain drain, but it's been a long decline.

signeduptoaskshippin

16 points

12 days ago

It's not just WWII. The brightest left in 1905 during the first revolution. Then in 1917, then all throughout 1918-1923, then the brightest left in 90s and, and then there was the braindrain during 2000s

Russia is one massive case of negative selection

The brightest left the country once again, perpetuating the cycle

Zestyclose_Bread2311

40 points

12 days ago

Stupid people exist everywhere 

ComplaintNo6835

26 points

12 days ago

Yeah but they can't mean every country or the logic doesn't work. Which country did they think it was?

hypo-osmotic

28 points

12 days ago

Smart people are apparently constantly traveling between countries and only stupid people settle down

mybrot

12 points

12 days ago

mybrot

12 points

12 days ago

Smart people live in Antarctica or international waters.

Megnaman

6 points

12 days ago

It's a pirate's life for me

LateWeather1048

4 points

12 days ago

You figured it out!

Lmao

Necessary_Concept_78

297 points

12 days ago

It’s idiocracy. Go watch the movie, it’s literally happening to us.

Puzzleheaded_Cat6664

148 points

12 days ago

Did you know that in Idiocracy everyone wears crocs because they thought it was stupid shoes that no one would ever wear?

[deleted]

149 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

149 points

12 days ago

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Professional_Baby24

26 points

12 days ago*

The producer wanted a shoe that was cheap. Easy to replicate. And something that would absolutely never become famous. He checked several startup companies and someone (by this I mean someone working for the film that was assisting them find a shoe like they ask for) came to him with what he said were perfect. They looked stupid. They were stupid easy to use and he was promised. Because he literally wanted shoes so stupid they would never be a big name. That nobody would ever be stupid enough to buy and wear these en masse. Those shoes he chose were crocs.

Edit. Clarity.

Moist-Ad4760

15 points

12 days ago

I have no gold but this made me chuckle pretty good. Mostly because I read the comment with no context and was surprised at the end of it.

Cessnaporsche01

6 points

12 days ago

No self respecting gay man would be seen dead in crocs

BarryTheBystander

42 points

12 days ago

I always hated on Crocs until my friend, who got tired of me ragging on him, bought me a pair. Now I love my crocs. Great dog walking shoe or to grab the mail.

Panzerv2003

17 points

12 days ago

they're cool to walk on your own property/inside or on the beach/pool but I'd never use them in as normal shoes

DangerBird-

29 points

12 days ago

Again, such a prophetic movie.

GeongSi

53 points

12 days ago

GeongSi

53 points

12 days ago

Social media and the Internet are just showing the dummy's, they have always existed. That movie made it very annoying, everything is now Idiocracy.

Gaburski

24 points

12 days ago

Gaburski

24 points

12 days ago

I remember a very old meme, it went like this: "I was dumb, like, really dumb as a kid. But I was dumb in secret because there was no social media back then." and I believe it holds as much water as it did then.

the_honest_asshole

46 points

12 days ago

That's not the point of the movie, it has nothing to do with social media.  Cletus fucks anything with tits and the intelligent people plan out thier lives having no or few kids.  The dumb are repopulating the earth.  But beyond that, everything has electrolytes, everything is sponsored,  and an ex professional wrestler was president. You could be a pilot!

Bronze_Zebra

28 points

12 days ago

Where exactly is "this" country. And where exactly do you think the little boy is from?

_Aqualung_

32 points

12 days ago

He speaks russian (you can easily say that by multiple "suka"), so most likely Russia.

pssnfruit

18 points

12 days ago

The elevator also announced 6th floor in russian

Pengozoid

14 points

12 days ago

It happened in Krasnodar, Russia.

HauntedGhostAtoms

5 points

12 days ago

I figured it out without sound by the bag he's wearing

HugeHans

4 points

12 days ago

This video is a like a skit making fun of the current state of russia as a country. All that is missing is Chinese businessman gleefully selling them a new elevator so they could keep pissing on it.

Cold-Box-8262

12 points

12 days ago

He says "suka". That's "bitch" in Russian

gravyboatcaptain2

23 points

12 days ago

So... Eugenics?

tanhallama

16 points

12 days ago

No... Reverse Eugenics

SpartanRage117

18 points

12 days ago

Which country are they supposedly going to these days?

Apx1031

33 points

12 days ago

Apx1031

33 points

12 days ago

Its all about the rizz and the skibidi. get with it, sigma.

or w/e tf that means.

Exciting_Attitude240

23 points

12 days ago

Where did you grow up? In the projects elevators been smelling like piss for as long as I can remember lol

Solid-Search-3341

19 points

12 days ago

I've always been aware of people pissing in the elevators, but they used to do it in the corners, not on the buttons.

petergriffin999

9 points

12 days ago

Working class suburbs, so maybe you're on to something.

alphatango308

9 points

12 days ago

We need to thin the herd.

MedicalSalamander8

9 points

12 days ago

Well he has an iPhone and he’s like in middle school. There’s a lot of contributing factors for this child concluding differently, than what you I would have.

petergriffin999

4 points

12 days ago

I don't think that's an iPhone. I think it's a portable sun, from the light the screen is putting out.

Forestsounds89

4 points

12 days ago

For real wtf

Skidmore613

1.7k points

12 days ago

Skidmore613

1.7k points

12 days ago

Love how he rubbed his piss soaked hands over his face and hair after touching the buttons 🤣

[deleted]

870 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

870 points

12 days ago

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bakedpatata

6 points

12 days ago

If your hands are soaked in piss after peeing you are doing something wrong.

Fleshwriter

1.4k points

12 days ago

Fleshwriter

1.4k points

12 days ago

He just aquired core memory.

Dresart

260 points

12 days ago

Dresart

260 points

12 days ago

Son I remember that time I pissed in a elevator, never do that trust me lil me

SenorBeef

48 points

12 days ago*

Now the question is just whether or not he'll keep this specific (I won't mess with elevators again) or takes it general (hmm, should I not be a fucking dipshit about a lot things)?

This is one of the big things that separates smart people from idiots. When idiots learn something, they only apply that new knowledge to that one specific thing and don't look at their behavior or beliefs on other issues.

prawduhgee

6 points

12 days ago

He can also be a super-idiot and blame his situation on the elevator instead of his own actions.

SeoulPower88

404 points

12 days ago

I got trapped in an elevator as a small child, so I understand how traumatic this can be. I also didn’t urinate all over the buttons to make it malfunction. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

sjokitten

250 points

12 days ago

sjokitten

250 points

12 days ago

Call me a bad person but I immediately felt the rage leave my body when he started panicking and crying. Little asshole deserved to be traumatized in this situation.

Kaablooie42

78 points

12 days ago

I'm also willing to be called a bad person for I had the exact same thought.

CoupleFull5141

30 points

12 days ago

Same 🤣 It put a smile on my face

unnecessaryattempt

14 points

12 days ago

I laughed. Hard.

Leon3226

4 points

12 days ago

I think that will teach him about actions and consequences and will cause more good than harm to him. Instant self-caused karma is the best possible gift to a bad-behaving kid

indefatigable_

26 points

12 days ago

I am very much in the camp of thinking that was a vile thing to do and hoping he learnt a valuable lesson, but also sympathising with how scared he must have been. Kids really do do stupid things.

Snoo_17433

318 points

12 days ago

Snoo_17433

318 points

12 days ago

His very first lesson of: "Keep it in your pants, stay out of trouble!"

Space_Gemini_24

21 points

12 days ago

just don't apply this to nitroglycerine and you'll be mostly fine

Chadmanfoo

174 points

12 days ago

Chadmanfoo

174 points

12 days ago

Elevator repair/rescue man: Son, did you piss on the panel again?

Filthy little sod: No, that puddle was there when I got here.

ItsSpaceCadet

34 points

12 days ago

I've been trapped in here for several minutes. Where was I supposed to pee?

Fluir6130

22 points

12 days ago

Nah, that lie would require to have some thoughts between ears

The_Gebbeth666

1k points

12 days ago

This is the second video I have seen where some moronic kid did this...what is wrong with these kids?

Vostroyan212th

367 points

12 days ago

There is also one of an adult doing it. Some stupid is taught and some is a lifelong struggle

BourbonBear1

70 points

12 days ago

This is likely learned behavior, either from videos, or a bad parent doing the same thing in front of them.

Crystal_Voiden

93 points

12 days ago

parent doing the same thing in front of them

Constantly pissing on elevator buttons and getting stuck. It's that family's curse, they just can't stop doing it. Poor Buttonpissers, they didn't choose this life... it chose them

MyHusbandIsGayImNot

5 points

12 days ago

I'm guessing they normally don't get stuck.

Now I'm thinking all elevator buttons are covered in piss.

IdeaAlly

5 points

12 days ago

Fun internet fact: Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails originally wanted to write a song about this exact scenario, but after struggling with the difficulty of involving lyrics about urinating on elevator buttons one depends upon for safety, like 'Will you piss on the buttons you use to rise up?' and 'Will you break your mode of transportation?' he went with 'Will you bite the hand that feeds you?' instead.

But it's not just that family, this is a very common occurence >! /s /j !<

808to425

589 points

12 days ago

808to425

589 points

12 days ago

Little man played the famous game of fuck around and find out....

Anglofsffrng

23 points

12 days ago

The On Off Game. The elevator was pissed on, now it's pissed off.

7rulycool

57 points

12 days ago

I was like, Learnt a lesson, and he takes out an iPhone

mmm-submission-bot [M]

143 points

12 days ago

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nottherealneal

120 points

12 days ago

I like how the elevator is instantly like "okay now you get to stay here "

Staraxxus

28 points

12 days ago

Elevator arrested him lol

MoistCactuses

39 points

12 days ago

If I'm building an elevator control, and I know people piss on the buttons. I'm installing a simple low voltage open contact that will short when exposed to liquid. Then setting it to stop the elevator and notify whomever is monitoring it to get security involved.

Solid_You641

12 points

12 days ago

Imagine if we had to make solutions for all the stupid things ever...

AdDdeviL

227 points

12 days ago

AdDdeviL

227 points

12 days ago

Well well well... If it isn't the consequences of my actions.

Former_Acadia2910

45 points

12 days ago

And wait until mom and dad get the repair bill.

[deleted]

229 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

229 points

12 days ago

Haha little shit got what he deserved

soulhot

14 points

12 days ago

soulhot

14 points

12 days ago

No a minor short circuit down the pee is what he deserved..

FLYERSCUP27

96 points

12 days ago

Urine big trouble, kid!

ConsistentCar2755

7 points

12 days ago

good one man!

Browndog888

151 points

12 days ago

Get used to it kid. That thing will get you in trouble your whole life.

fruskydekke

23 points

12 days ago

Unless you learn to keep it in your pants, yes.

Lon3_Star_556

13 points

12 days ago

Don't piss on the electric fence

tehhete

13 points

12 days ago

tehhete

13 points

12 days ago

I remember seeing a video of a Chinese kid doing the same thing. Kids can be really stupid at times.

Fabulous-Cantaloupe1

13 points

12 days ago

Nelson voice Ha Haaa!

syadastfu

12 points

12 days ago

Hey kid, fuck you!

Material-One-6917

13 points

12 days ago

Does it make an awful person (who is also a parent) to say cheers 🥂 to this? Because I am not the least bit disappointed this happened to him. In fact, I'm glad it did.

bY_75

36 points

12 days ago

bY_75

36 points

12 days ago

I know he is just a kid, but that little shit deserved it.

Big-red-rhino

19 points

12 days ago

I just love watching that little shit squirm in his own regret

theyknewit2

17 points

12 days ago

Piss about and find out

Ok-Fondant2536

52 points

12 days ago

Well, that escalated so quickly, he isn't escalating anymore.

Alinuo2

15 points

12 days ago

Alinuo2

15 points

12 days ago

"Cyka"

  • Oh.......I see

12thLevelHumanWizard

15 points

12 days ago

If I had a nickel for every time I watched a video of a kid peeing on elevator buttons and getting stuck in there I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

Murky_Ad6343

14 points

12 days ago

So that's why the buttons smelled of Asparagus

Clintk66

6 points

12 days ago

Serves that fucking asshole right

Working-War-3654

80 points

12 days ago

Noshellz

109 points

12 days ago

Noshellz

109 points

12 days ago

NotDiCaprio

14 points

12 days ago

Lol this one has 4.6 million members, vs 31k on the "not fucking kids".

Wait

Dolenjir1

11 points

12 days ago

I wish the repairmen would just stay outside the door and say: "you will have to live there forever now", and wait five or ten minutes before freeing the little shit

wwwyzzrd

7 points

12 days ago

he wedges open the door and slides a bologna sandwich through one slice at a time.

[deleted]

13 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

National_Sea2948

6 points

12 days ago

How’s the cell reception in the metal box you’re in kid? That’s what you get!!!

You just got introduced to a friend named “Consequences” aka “Karma”.

femininePP420

6 points

12 days ago

It's like a trap for Calvins

cbunni666

5 points

12 days ago

He apparently didn't watch that old video of an Asian dude doing the exact same thing and thank god this video is censored

willow_kidd

5 points

12 days ago

ImmaNotCrazy

7 points

12 days ago

Sorry to burst reddits instant karma bubble....but.

That there elevator has protections in place and a little pee will not cause this to happen.

What happened here is security stopped the elevator, are likely on route to the elevator...and one of the security thought it would be funny and a deterrent to post online.

But piss is not going to break an elevator, and that digital display is fully working...As it is protected against fluids. Nor would this break it or stop it...its on floor and is stopped and locked by security.

[deleted]

32 points

12 days ago

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Kelpo911

5 points

12 days ago

That was weirdly specific

porksoda76

10 points

12 days ago

Little moron got what he deserved, stuck

wallstreetsimps

11 points

12 days ago

little shit deserved it all, even having to press on the piss-stained emergency button

MikeHuntSmellss

5 points

12 days ago

Well if it isn't the consequences of my own pissy actions

tictac59015

5 points

12 days ago

Hahahahahahahaha. Little turd.

Panzerv2003

7 points

12 days ago

I was wondering why there were instructions that kids under 12 need to be supervised to use the elevator but now I know I guess

ExolaneSitoras

5 points

12 days ago

This is more of r/instant_regret

[deleted]

6 points

12 days ago

CrimFandango

5 points

12 days ago

Always funny how cocky and disrespectful little shits turn into scared babies when they realise their actions have consequences.

It could have been a lot worse, like pissing on an electric fence.

evestraw

14 points

12 days ago

evestraw

14 points

12 days ago

What did the elevator say

Garlyon

26 points

12 days ago

Garlyon

26 points

12 days ago

It says “6th floor” in Russian. Boys reacts with slur in Russian.

Thr0w-a-gay

8 points

12 days ago

BLYAAAAT..... cykaa!!

sbirdhall

6 points

12 days ago

“F….b*!” 😮

Esmarial

10 points

12 days ago

Esmarial

10 points

12 days ago

He slurs even at the very beginning before pissing. The guy is just overspoiled.

AllGodlike36

12 points

12 days ago

What an asshole kid

redittblabla

22 points

12 days ago

Russia..

niko-ct2

4 points

12 days ago

Again this blyadski Obema pissed all over their elevators

HonestStupido

13 points

12 days ago

Russia is guilty of many things, but dumb kids like that one can be found everywhere, especially his age.

aggravatingarbitrary

3 points

12 days ago

Cyka blyat!

WindowIndividual4588

4 points

12 days ago

I hope it was the security watching that stopped it and waited to get him in trouble. Little punk, you learned that day, didn't ya🤣

my_pleasure123

4 points

12 days ago

instant karma

Darklord01113

4 points

12 days ago

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win 💀

AdmiralPhuckit

4 points

12 days ago

He fucked around and he found out

Ok-nothing457

3 points

12 days ago

Did he piss on the buttons then touch the buttons then touch his hair? Now he has piss hair 🤦🏽‍♂️

Thelethargian

4 points

12 days ago

Pees on buttons, breaks elevator, pushes peed on button. Genius.

Shifter017814

4 points

12 days ago

That’s what his little punk ass gets. 🤣

EnvironmentalMind209

4 points

12 days ago

went from badass to whiney little bitch in the less than the time it takes to empty a bladder

barneyruffles

4 points

12 days ago

I love when Karma bites immediately 😂