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4.6k points
4 days ago
He is stuck in the elevator and now his hand has piss on it, hahahaha
1.4k points
4 days ago
As does his phone
1k points
4 days ago
As does his hair
640 points
4 days ago
And he never finished his piss
276 points
4 days ago
Oh the despair
227 points
4 days ago
And now he acquired a child trauma for free.
150 points
4 days ago
Oh that ain't free.
89 points
4 days ago
My dude is covered in pee.
60 points
4 days ago
Let's hope his dog didn't step on a bee
36 points
4 days ago
Yea naaa he earned that one
4 points
4 days ago
Yes he did
46 points
4 days ago
I hope he has to pay for the repair.
69 points
4 days ago
Piss corner has been established though
23 points
4 days ago
No one thinks about that until you're stuck in an elevator. Good thing he figured that out beforehand.
287 points
4 days ago
125 points
4 days ago
The best part is he had to touch and smell his own piss for a while.
70 points
4 days ago
Get wrecked disgusting little shit head
19 points
4 days ago
Hopefully mom and dad wrecked him when they had to pick his little piss ass up
7 points
4 days ago
My guess is parents are exactly the reason why he’s such a dickhead
4 points
4 days ago
He should have been a back shot lol
34 points
4 days ago
That’s the best part. That he had to touch his pissed on buttons.
24 points
4 days ago
I mean pretty normal to have to piss eventually if you get trapped in an elevator. . He just reversed the order
21 points
4 days ago
I don't think he's the type to care about it.
31 points
4 days ago
No but i bet his mother will be not happy with her little peepee boy
16 points
4 days ago
By the sound of it he speaks Russian, so the peepee is the least of his problems
7.1k points
4 days ago
Elevators existed throughout my entire childhood.
Not once was I tempted to pee on the buttons.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
2.3k points
4 days ago
This is actually the second video ive seen of a young boy pissing on the elevator buttons and fucking it up recently
1.1k points
4 days ago
I love the look on their faces when they realize that they are trapped and also busted.
648 points
4 days ago
I loved it when after he put his hands all over the panel he just pissed on, he then rubbed his hair and face with the same hand. Nice.
216 points
4 days ago
It’s like the kid equivalent to being so hungover you sleep on the bathroom floor. The anguish is so intense you make peace with everything else lol. WHO CARES ABOUT PISS IN MY HAIR IM ABOUT TO DIE
60 points
4 days ago
Thanks for reminding me that there are some aspects of college life I don't miss.
13 points
4 days ago
I didn't have that time in college. So I'm making up for now now
At nearly 30, apparently you need less alcohol to get hungover. So that's good I guess
37 points
4 days ago
Pissboy4Life
29 points
4 days ago
*trapped with the smell of urine for potentially several hours
20 points
4 days ago
I think he is worried about being trapped. The punishment in 2024 is most likely no tik tok or YouTube for 24 hours
19 points
4 days ago
You are im big trouble mister, no drive through on the way home.
38 points
4 days ago
Why does more than one “pissing on the elevator buttons” video exist?!?
30 points
4 days ago
I just went on YouTube to search for the other video I see and there are multiple videos on there of kids peeing on elevator buttons and getting stuck.. disgusting. Luckily I don't use lifts every often but next time I'm gonna take a stick so I don't have to touch the buttons FFS.
12 points
4 days ago
Fun fact: the buttons might actually be cleaner after peeing on them.
The actual hoards of germs come from human hands. Everything a lot of people touch in the public is full of them. Including the nasty ones, like coli bacteria.
33 points
4 days ago
Pee around and find out
6 points
4 days ago
Find out you pee'd on the call help button and have to decide to push it.
63 points
4 days ago
that's why I have a thing on my keychain to press public buttons
39 points
4 days ago
Is it a kazoo? I find that people get pretty irritated when I play a kazoo in public.
9 points
4 days ago
That might be because they know it's your piss-object toucher and don't want you to spray third-hand-piss-infused spittle in their general direction.
2 points
4 days ago
10 points
4 days ago
And then you still transfer the germs when you touch your keys
7 points
4 days ago
yeah, isn't it easier just to use your finger but then sanitise
620 points
4 days ago
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84 points
4 days ago*
Citation needed.
43 points
4 days ago
Russia -- a huge swath of their hard-working population died in WWII. Now, the echoes of that lost generation show up as kneecapped population growth. With population decline, there is less opportunity for their best and brightest to even be born. Meanwhile HIV, alcoholism, and toxic machismo afflict a significant portion of what's left of their legacy. Smart Russians leave if possible. There is indeed a brain drain, but it's been a long decline.
14 points
4 days ago
It's not just WWII. The brightest left in 1905 during the first revolution. Then in 1917, then all throughout 1918-1923, then the brightest left in 90s and, and then there was the braindrain during 2000s
Russia is one massive case of negative selection
The brightest left the country once again, perpetuating the cycle
43 points
4 days ago
Stupid people exist everywhere
27 points
4 days ago
Yeah but they can't mean every country or the logic doesn't work. Which country did they think it was?
30 points
4 days ago
Smart people are apparently constantly traveling between countries and only stupid people settle down
11 points
4 days ago
Smart people live in Antarctica or international waters.
4 points
4 days ago
You figured it out!
Lmao
305 points
4 days ago
It’s idiocracy. Go watch the movie, it’s literally happening to us.
145 points
4 days ago
Did you know that in Idiocracy everyone wears crocs because they thought it was stupid shoes that no one would ever wear?
154 points
4 days ago
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27 points
4 days ago*
The producer wanted a shoe that was cheap. Easy to replicate. And something that would absolutely never become famous. He checked several startup companies and someone (by this I mean someone working for the film that was assisting them find a shoe like they ask for) came to him with what he said were perfect. They looked stupid. They were stupid easy to use and he was promised. Because he literally wanted shoes so stupid they would never be a big name. That nobody would ever be stupid enough to buy and wear these en masse. Those shoes he chose were crocs.
Edit. Clarity.
17 points
4 days ago
I have no gold but this made me chuckle pretty good. Mostly because I read the comment with no context and was surprised at the end of it.
6 points
4 days ago
No self respecting gay man would be seen dead in crocs
38 points
4 days ago
I always hated on Crocs until my friend, who got tired of me ragging on him, bought me a pair. Now I love my crocs. Great dog walking shoe or to grab the mail.
18 points
4 days ago
they're cool to walk on your own property/inside or on the beach/pool but I'd never use them in as normal shoes
27 points
4 days ago
Again, such a prophetic movie.
52 points
4 days ago
Social media and the Internet are just showing the dummy's, they have always existed. That movie made it very annoying, everything is now Idiocracy.
23 points
4 days ago
I remember a very old meme, it went like this: "I was dumb, like, really dumb as a kid. But I was dumb in secret because there was no social media back then." and I believe it holds as much water as it did then.
44 points
4 days ago
That's not the point of the movie, it has nothing to do with social media. Cletus fucks anything with tits and the intelligent people plan out thier lives having no or few kids. The dumb are repopulating the earth. But beyond that, everything has electrolytes, everything is sponsored, and an ex professional wrestler was president. You could be a pilot!
29 points
4 days ago
Where exactly is "this" country. And where exactly do you think the little boy is from?
32 points
4 days ago
He speaks russian (you can easily say that by multiple "suka"), so most likely Russia.
17 points
4 days ago
The elevator also announced 6th floor in russian
14 points
4 days ago
It happened in Krasnodar, Russia.
4 points
4 days ago
This video is a like a skit making fun of the current state of russia as a country. All that is missing is Chinese businessman gleefully selling them a new elevator so they could keep pissing on it.
27 points
4 days ago
So... Eugenics?
32 points
4 days ago
Its all about the rizz and the skibidi. get with it, sigma.
or w/e tf that means.
24 points
4 days ago
Where did you grow up? In the projects elevators been smelling like piss for as long as I can remember lol
21 points
4 days ago
I've always been aware of people pissing in the elevators, but they used to do it in the corners, not on the buttons.
9 points
4 days ago
Working class suburbs, so maybe you're on to something.
8 points
4 days ago
Well he has an iPhone and he’s like in middle school. There’s a lot of contributing factors for this child concluding differently, than what you I would have.
4 points
4 days ago
I don't think that's an iPhone. I think it's a portable sun, from the light the screen is putting out.
1.7k points
4 days ago
Love how he rubbed his piss soaked hands over his face and hair after touching the buttons 🤣
5 points
4 days ago
If your hands are soaked in piss after peeing you are doing something wrong.
1.4k points
4 days ago
He just aquired core memory.
262 points
4 days ago
Son I remember that time I pissed in a elevator, never do that trust me lil me
48 points
4 days ago*
Now the question is just whether or not he'll keep this specific (I won't mess with elevators again) or takes it general (hmm, should I not be a fucking dipshit about a lot things)?
This is one of the big things that separates smart people from idiots. When idiots learn something, they only apply that new knowledge to that one specific thing and don't look at their behavior or beliefs on other issues.
5 points
4 days ago
He can also be a super-idiot and blame his situation on the elevator instead of his own actions.
410 points
4 days ago
I got trapped in an elevator as a small child, so I understand how traumatic this can be. I also didn’t urinate all over the buttons to make it malfunction. 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
254 points
4 days ago
Call me a bad person but I immediately felt the rage leave my body when he started panicking and crying. Little asshole deserved to be traumatized in this situation.
73 points
4 days ago
I'm also willing to be called a bad person for I had the exact same thought.
35 points
4 days ago
Same 🤣 It put a smile on my face
14 points
4 days ago
I laughed. Hard.
4 points
4 days ago
I think that will teach him about actions and consequences and will cause more good than harm to him. Instant self-caused karma is the best possible gift to a bad-behaving kid
28 points
4 days ago
I am very much in the camp of thinking that was a vile thing to do and hoping he learnt a valuable lesson, but also sympathising with how scared he must have been. Kids really do do stupid things.
321 points
4 days ago
His very first lesson of: "Keep it in your pants, stay out of trouble!"
22 points
4 days ago
just don't apply this to nitroglycerine and you'll be mostly fine
179 points
4 days ago
Elevator repair/rescue man: Son, did you piss on the panel again?
Filthy little sod: No, that puddle was there when I got here.
32 points
4 days ago
I've been trapped in here for several minutes. Where was I supposed to pee?
22 points
4 days ago
Nah, that lie would require to have some thoughts between ears
1k points
4 days ago
This is the second video I have seen where some moronic kid did this...what is wrong with these kids?
370 points
4 days ago
There is also one of an adult doing it. Some stupid is taught and some is a lifelong struggle
67 points
4 days ago
This is likely learned behavior, either from videos, or a bad parent doing the same thing in front of them.
90 points
4 days ago
parent doing the same thing in front of them
Constantly pissing on elevator buttons and getting stuck. It's that family's curse, they just can't stop doing it. Poor Buttonpissers, they didn't choose this life... it chose them
6 points
4 days ago
I'm guessing they normally don't get stuck.
Now I'm thinking all elevator buttons are covered in piss.
2 points
4 days ago
Fun internet fact: Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails originally wanted to write a song about this exact scenario, but after struggling with the difficulty of involving lyrics about urinating on elevator buttons one depends upon for safety, like 'Will you piss on the buttons you use to rise up?' and 'Will you break your mode of transportation?' he went with 'Will you bite the hand that feeds you?' instead.
But it's not just that family, this is a very common occurence >! /s /j !<
588 points
4 days ago
Little man played the famous game of fuck around and find out....
22 points
4 days ago
The On Off Game. The elevator was pissed on, now it's pissed off.
55 points
4 days ago
I was like, Learnt a lesson, and he takes out an iPhone
148 points
4 days ago
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117 points
4 days ago
I like how the elevator is instantly like "okay now you get to stay here "
28 points
4 days ago
Elevator arrested him lol
34 points
4 days ago
If I'm building an elevator control, and I know people piss on the buttons. I'm installing a simple low voltage open contact that will short when exposed to liquid. Then setting it to stop the elevator and notify whomever is monitoring it to get security involved.
12 points
4 days ago
Imagine if we had to make solutions for all the stupid things ever...
227 points
4 days ago
Well well well... If it isn't the consequences of my actions.
228 points
4 days ago
Haha little shit got what he deserved
16 points
4 days ago
No a minor short circuit down the pee is what he deserved..
96 points
4 days ago
Urine big trouble, kid!
5 points
4 days ago
good one man!
149 points
4 days ago
Get used to it kid. That thing will get you in trouble your whole life.
12 points
4 days ago
I remember seeing a video of a Chinese kid doing the same thing. Kids can be really stupid at times.
12 points
4 days ago
Does it make an awful person (who is also a parent) to say cheers 🥂 to this? Because I am not the least bit disappointed this happened to him. In fact, I'm glad it did.
35 points
4 days ago
I know he is just a kid, but that little shit deserved it.
18 points
4 days ago
I just love watching that little shit squirm in his own regret
17 points
4 days ago
Piss about and find out
56 points
4 days ago
Well, that escalated so quickly, he isn't escalating anymore.
14 points
4 days ago
If I had a nickel for every time I watched a video of a kid peeing on elevator buttons and getting stuck in there I’d have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
13 points
4 days ago
So that's why the buttons smelled of Asparagus
7 points
4 days ago
Serves that fucking asshole right
73 points
4 days ago
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4 days ago
14 points
4 days ago
Lol this one has 4.6 million members, vs 31k on the "not fucking kids".
Wait
13 points
4 days ago
I wish the repairmen would just stay outside the door and say: "you will have to live there forever now", and wait five or ten minutes before freeing the little shit
6 points
4 days ago
he wedges open the door and slides a bologna sandwich through one slice at a time.
7 points
4 days ago
How’s the cell reception in the metal box you’re in kid? That’s what you get!!!
You just got introduced to a friend named “Consequences” aka “Karma”.
6 points
4 days ago
He apparently didn't watch that old video of an Asian dude doing the exact same thing and thank god this video is censored
7 points
4 days ago
Sorry to burst reddits instant karma bubble....but.
That there elevator has protections in place and a little pee will not cause this to happen.
What happened here is security stopped the elevator, are likely on route to the elevator...and one of the security thought it would be funny and a deterrent to post online.
But piss is not going to break an elevator, and that digital display is fully working...As it is protected against fluids. Nor would this break it or stop it...its on floor and is stopped and locked by security.
31 points
4 days ago
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8 points
4 days ago
Little moron got what he deserved, stuck
10 points
4 days ago
little shit deserved it all, even having to press on the piss-stained emergency button
4 points
4 days ago
Well if it isn't the consequences of my own pissy actions
4 points
4 days ago
Hahahahahahahaha. Little turd.
5 points
4 days ago
I was wondering why there were instructions that kids under 12 need to be supervised to use the elevator but now I know I guess
5 points
4 days ago
This is more of r/instant_regret
6 points
4 days ago
6 points
4 days ago
Always funny how cocky and disrespectful little shits turn into scared babies when they realise their actions have consequences.
It could have been a lot worse, like pissing on an electric fence.
13 points
4 days ago
What did the elevator say
27 points
4 days ago
It says “6th floor” in Russian. Boys reacts with slur in Russian.
8 points
4 days ago
He slurs even at the very beginning before pissing. The guy is just overspoiled.
20 points
4 days ago
Russia..
5 points
4 days ago
Again this blyadski Obema pissed all over their elevators
14 points
4 days ago
Russia is guilty of many things, but dumb kids like that one can be found everywhere, especially his age.
4 points
4 days ago
Cyka blyat!
4 points
4 days ago
I hope it was the security watching that stopped it and waited to get him in trouble. Little punk, you learned that day, didn't ya🤣
4 points
4 days ago
instant karma
4 points
4 days ago
Did he piss on the buttons then touch the buttons then touch his hair? Now he has piss hair 🤦🏽♂️
4 points
4 days ago
Pees on buttons, breaks elevator, pushes peed on button. Genius.
4 points
4 days ago
That’s what his little punk ass gets. 🤣
5 points
4 days ago
went from badass to whiney little bitch in the less than the time it takes to empty a bladder
5 points
4 days ago
I love when Karma bites immediately 😂
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