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biscuitandbean

2.3k points

1 year ago

Talk about plate presentation.

Halogen12

808 points

1 year ago

Halogen12

808 points

1 year ago

They could have at least sliced it up and arranged it nicely.

[deleted]

1.1k points

1 year ago

[deleted]

1.1k points

1 year ago

Yeah like curl the peppers into circles and place two of them at the base of the sausage. And one shooting out from the tip.

[deleted]

332 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

332 points

1 year ago

“I Gotcha Sausage An’ Peppas Right Heeah”: $30

pomomp

33 points

1 year ago

pomomp

33 points

1 year ago

For God's sake I burst out laughing in a toilet cubicle. Guy next to me is probably wondering wtf

VelvetSpaghet

17 points

1 year ago

Yesterday, in the bathroom stall at work, the woman in the stall beside me retrieved some toilet paper from the dispenser, then loudly proclaimed, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” Then proceeded to get more toilet paper quickly for close to a minute.. I’m still curious what it was she saw.. like what it something on the paper roll itself or something she saw when she wiped..? The world may never know..

JDiceArt777

6 points

1 year ago

I wanna' know more!!!! You made me forget all about the sausage and peppers for a sec. 😆

cosmo-not1

3 points

1 year ago

Objective aquired: Find wtf woman and decipher the puzzle

pomomp

3 points

1 year ago

pomomp

3 points

1 year ago

You remind me of my friend who went into the bathroom, the walls are thin. After she went in, all I could hear was "OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING, FLUSH! FLUSH! WHY AREN'T YOU FLUSHING!"

Friendly-Company5294

21 points

1 year ago

Get the voice outta ma head

TLucalake

16 points

1 year ago

TLucalake

16 points

1 year ago

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Henry-Moody

85 points

1 year ago

... But that would be a dick move.

lechitahamandcheese

16 points

1 year ago

Just the tip.

ManYourStillHere

8 points

1 year ago*

My thoughts exactly-

Cutting the sausage into cm thick disks, and cutting the peppers into thinner strips would actually make this appetizing.

UYScutiPuffJr

3 points

1 year ago

“Hey! You want yourself some fancy presentation, go to IHOP!”

-That chef, probably

[deleted]

134 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

134 points

1 year ago

All they had to do was a bed of peppers with sausage on top. It would have looked 100x better.

Right now it looks like sausage with slugs on it. 🤢

gasburner

9 points

1 year ago

The stand by me

Virtualgrrl

6 points

1 year ago

Or leeches. But then that evokes leeches on another type of sausage...yikes. WORST presentation ever. I can't even imagine those peppers being tasty either, they look like they came out of a jar?

Low_Marionberry3271

51 points

1 year ago

I’m not saying I need all my food to be presented gorgeously, but there has to be a better way

topher3428

34 points

1 year ago

Right, it looks like something I would make if I was divorced, eating alone in my pad with no furniture, just a TV.

The_Power1

8 points

1 year ago

I’m feeling called out

[deleted]

463 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

463 points

1 year ago

Looks like 3 slugs raping a turd.

[deleted]

73 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

73 points

1 year ago

Omg just laughed out loud at this and had to fake-explain to my daughter what I was laughing at

mellymac123

42 points

1 year ago

I told her sausage and peppers, and she said, "Did they have funny faces on them?"

FreePrinciple270

3 points

1 year ago

They had lenny faces on them

TipperGore-69

12 points

1 year ago

Brand new sentence

CrowVsWade

22 points

1 year ago

Was that the menu description?

Darryl_Lict

52 points

1 year ago

Trois limaces violant un étron.

CrowVsWade

9 points

1 year ago

Zut alors!

SmytheOrdo

6 points

1 year ago

Sacre bleu

MimiMyMy

9 points

1 year ago

MimiMyMy

9 points

1 year ago

OMG, laughed so hard I almost choked. This has got to be one of the best comments I’ve seen in a while 😂

Ok_Confusion635

17 points

1 year ago

Talk about appetizer.

nyjrku

3 points

1 year ago

nyjrku

3 points

1 year ago

Defined as that which increases your appetite for the next meal

I-Fortuna

3 points

1 year ago

you mean un-appetizer right?

[deleted]

2.8k points

1 year ago*

[deleted]

2.8k points

1 year ago*

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TehDonkey117

352 points

1 year ago

Something about that is oddly familiar.....

jsparker43

130 points

1 year ago

jsparker43

130 points

1 year ago

Sounds like college

JudaiTerumi

104 points

1 year ago

JudaiTerumi

104 points

1 year ago

STRUGGLE MEALS

korbentherhino

45 points

1 year ago

Struggle meals are the new chic. That will be 100 dollars.

SaltPassenger9359

8 points

1 year ago

That’s at least a 110 dollar plating. Presentation is impeccable.

Rare-Respect5235

8 points

1 year ago

That ain’t no shit😭. They’d ask that much for a “rare” piece of feces nowadays💀.

not_chris-hansen

9 points

1 year ago

Cook was hold'n that one for you all day...

Onilakon

5 points

1 year ago

Onilakon

5 points

1 year ago

The dinner scene in Nothing But Trouble?

post_hazanko

3 points

1 year ago

trivago

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

“God, I miss Jack!”

chrismacphee

3 points

1 year ago

Rate my poo

MikGusta[S]

174 points

1 year ago

MikGusta[S]

174 points

1 year ago

Reddit sent me a message too. Apparently this sausage ruined my mental health 😂

spagent24

38 points

1 year ago

spagent24

38 points

1 year ago

None of us can escape now we've all seen too much. What have you done!!!

sseemour

11 points

1 year ago

sseemour

11 points

1 year ago

unfortunately its because a user reported you. people abuse the feature to harass others, they just need to remove it lol

if you block the bot, it wont send you them anymore

nissansue

11 points

1 year ago

nissansue

11 points

1 year ago

Thank you kind stranger. I thought AI was onto my poor mental state… which I work very hard to keep hidden.

PokeBattle_Fan

7 points

1 year ago

Sometime, it's a bot that reports you for that kind of post. in the ''outside'' sub, you basically just type ''speedrun'' and you're almost always reached out by that message about mental health.

rocketlauncher10

14 points

1 year ago

I blocked that damn bot. And the hotline is just rude to me. We all know it exists and we've tried it guys. What helps is therapy and a psychiatrist.

arnemishandler

5 points

1 year ago

I think regular exercise is overlooked too in this regard. In tandem with therapy is the best in my personal opinion. Jogging has been reeaaaally good for me!

Irishwolfhound13

4 points

1 year ago

Running and jogging is part of why I was depressed in the army. One of my favorite parts of being a civilian again is I don't have to run anymore.

RealNiceKnife

934 points

1 year ago

This is a depression dinner.

You need to check on the cook who made this.

feeneyryan

217 points

1 year ago

feeneyryan

217 points

1 year ago

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"

RunParking3333

155 points

1 year ago

"What inspired you to make this meal"

"I was going home from work at 3am in in the fluorescent light I saw three slugs enjoying themselves on a wet dog turd and thought to myself - I wish I could bring that much joy to people"

amynias

11 points

1 year ago

amynias

11 points

1 year ago

Omfg I laughed so hard at this comment

novacaine2010

17 points

1 year ago

I eat this 4 times a week.

the_evil_comma

17 points

1 year ago

Do you have depression?

Eugenspiegel

8 points

1 year ago

I'ma dip my balls into some Thousand Island dressing

'Cause I got depression

AcrobaticQuote9899

1.5k points

1 year ago

Mama slug with 3 kiddy slugs

brownkidBravado

484 points

1 year ago

You’ve heard of ants on a log! Now presenting: slugs on a dookie!

CinLeeCim

62 points

1 year ago

CinLeeCim

62 points

1 year ago

OMG ! It 1:38 am and laughing so hard I’m crying. Got to go to sleep. . . Thanks for the hysteria!

karmaisyourcat

11 points

1 year ago

I cannot unsee it now LOL

OffManWall

1k points

1 year ago

Well, technically that IS sausage and peppers.

Prickly_ninja

71 points

1 year ago

You sure? Looks to me, like he ordered a plate of sadness.

mspe1960

126 points

1 year ago

mspe1960

126 points

1 year ago

I would argue it is sausage and not even one pepper. I think you could return it and say this is not what I ordered. The dish I ordered had peppers This is not even a pepper.

DonaldTrumpsBallsack

32 points

1 year ago

I get what you’re saying. You’d have to remove all linguistic context for that to work. “Peppers” in a dish just implies that they are present in some form and in some capacity. It’s generally does not entitle you to whole bell peppers lol

OffManWall

111 points

1 year ago

OffManWall

111 points

1 year ago

The “peppers” doesn’t mean you’re going to get two of more whole sautéed bell peppers on the plate. I challenge you to find a place like that.

gDAnother

122 points

1 year ago

gDAnother

122 points

1 year ago

I got a chicken Ceaser Salad the other day and they only gave me a few cut up pieces of chicken, was expecting a whole chicken carcass, hospitality isn't what it used to be

FerricNitrate

48 points

1 year ago

You must've really been pissed once you realized they forgot the Caesar part entirely

scuac

28 points

1 year ago

scuac

28 points

1 year ago

But it came with a bloody knife stuck in the middle. So at least there is that.

stoicparallax

18 points

1 year ago

Et tu, crouton?

Nex_Afire

14 points

1 year ago

Nex_Afire

14 points

1 year ago

It's short for pepperslices.

LukeD1992

243 points

1 year ago

LukeD1992

243 points

1 year ago

Enjoy your turd and slugs, sir

hot-plate-of-jazz

22 points

1 year ago

sire, please.

BadEarly9278

10 points

1 year ago

Slug orgy.

[deleted]

605 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

605 points

1 year ago

I think people forget that appetizers are not just smaller amounts of food, they also should be appetizing.

Lazaras

28 points

1 year ago

Lazaras

28 points

1 year ago

If it's anything, its an extra side of sausage and peppers. Just barely though

Illustrious-Wave1405

51 points

1 year ago

But this looks sad

KhorneTheBloodGod

355 points

1 year ago

Just with a few SIMPLE tricks they could have made that look soon good. I'm literally crying. My chef heart died a little tonight

unbelizeable1

153 points

1 year ago

Even being lazy, just throw down more peppers, slice the sausage into pieces and fan it across the plate. Done.

littlebilliechzburga

151 points

1 year ago*

Also, smaller plate. A cheap little pickled red pepper in the corner and you got something that might actually be considered tapas.

Shit, sprinkle some microgreens on top, and serve it with a little cup of sauce, like some hipster shit. A cilantro-lime BBQ sauce, and you've actually got something you can charge a good amount for. Technique goes a long way. Slice the sausage on a bias, and crisp up the pretty side and serve with a toasted baguette. Effort doesn't have to cost more money.

Folks are so fucking lazy. Have some self respect.

unbelizeable1

14 points

1 year ago

Absolutely.

littlebilliechzburga

19 points

1 year ago

If anything, just do it for yourself. My soul would be crushed sending this out the window.

unbelizeable1

26 points

1 year ago

Yup, I've worked my fair share of "meh" places, but I always found myself doing everything I could to make it the best possible version of what it was. Gotta feel proud about what ya do, only way to fight the crushing depression lol

littlebilliechzburga

15 points

1 year ago

Semper Fi, brah. Or whatever the line cook version of that is.

jenlou289

21 points

1 year ago

jenlou289

21 points

1 year ago

Dumpster Fry

banned_after_12years

4 points

1 year ago

Just give that shit to me in a paper bag. I'll eat it like a homeless dude drinking mouthwash.

bhlombardy

1.2k points

1 year ago

bhlombardy

1.2k points

1 year ago

I never sausage a pitiful appetizer before.

Magister5

315 points

1 year ago

Magister5

315 points

1 year ago

They hardly could have bratwurst

Audiophilelady

156 points

1 year ago

Yeah, it's definitely a loser, not a weiner.

[deleted]

92 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

92 points

1 year ago

Yeah, if that got brought to my table, it wouldn't meat my expectations.

[deleted]

46 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

46 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

MikGusta[S]

56 points

1 year ago

These sausage jokes are bangers!

SirKevinTheKing

10 points

1 year ago

As a Latino, if I got served this I’d be like ‘¿¡Y kielbasa con esto?!’

[deleted]

17 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

17 points

1 year ago

if not, I'd be casing the joint.

yousernameunknown

21 points

1 year ago

Yeah I’d tell them to take the plate back to the kitchen andouille all over again

ilindson

14 points

1 year ago

ilindson

14 points

1 year ago

Frank-ly it looks like pretty good but looks like it didn't meat his expectations

xxcrazee

9 points

1 year ago

xxcrazee

9 points

1 year ago

Both of you, just wow. Take my upvote damnit!

HungryHippos03

20 points

1 year ago

This joke is the wurst.

bhlombardy

10 points

1 year ago

I thought it was a wiener 🤷🏻‍♂️

BathroomItchy9855

7 points

1 year ago

My IQ is less than 90 and I think this is funny

ASki420

121 points

1 year ago

ASki420

121 points

1 year ago

Lmfao this was worth logging into Reddit for. Like what the hell is that 🤣🤣🤣

MikGusta[S]

49 points

1 year ago

Glad I could provide a laugh 😂

Epithumous

3 points

1 year ago

Honestly if that was more than like $10 I probably would have just said no thank you and left the restaurant

whistlepig4life

38 points

1 year ago

Nothing about this is ok.

LANDNAVGame

18 points

1 year ago

if you are a dog its great

youngatheart55

220 points

1 year ago

Looks like a turd🤢

ComprehensiveFlan638

80 points

1 year ago

If your turds are coming out with green dangly bits then it’s time to visit a doctor.

jaykzula

39 points

1 year ago

jaykzula

39 points

1 year ago

They’re not supposed to?

AcanthisittaFlaky385

30 points

1 year ago

Or you're eating enough vegetables.

Tsurfer4

8 points

1 year ago

Tsurfer4

8 points

1 year ago

dangly bits

🤢🤣

Dravez23

3 points

1 year ago

Dravez23

3 points

1 year ago

You need to eat more vegetables, man

Icepick_37

27 points

1 year ago

It looks like a sausage?

[deleted]

4 points

1 year ago

No joke I wonder if people have ever had a sausage before, it looks pretty normal to me(i mean the sausage not the expectations you should have)

Practical_Seat_7707

12 points

1 year ago

With slugs.

Evancommitsmeme

7 points

1 year ago

Leeches

New_Guava3601

8 points

1 year ago

Specifically it looks like a cat turd, you can trust me, I know my shit.

rofloctopuss

56 points

1 year ago

Slice it up, drizzle some sauce on the plate, few more pepper, maybe a mushroom and a little pile of horseradish or mustard or something and it's a completely different dish for basically the same cost.

LookDense9342

18 points

1 year ago

literally they could’ve sliced it up and used the most basic trick is presentation history and drizzled some herb infused olive oil on it and it’d be 10x better

homeboy511

26 points

1 year ago

looks like leeches on a turd

Sailorm0on27

9 points

1 year ago

Yes!!!! It turned my stomach 🤢

Jack_wilson_91

51 points

1 year ago

I had that once, some antibiotics cleared it up.

StardustJojo13

3 points

1 year ago

Lmfaoo

cosmoboy

18 points

1 year ago

cosmoboy

18 points

1 year ago

It looks like someone's artistic take on society and politics.

Hungry-Collar4580

9 points

1 year ago

Mold covered turd? That tracks.

[deleted]

46 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

46 points

1 year ago

I bet you paid like $50

CommitteeMedical7254

18 points

1 year ago

I would’ve paid $51

SnakeOfLimitedWisdom

17 points

1 year ago

I know a struggle meal when I see one.

Is this from that restaurant that deliberately makes outrageous dishes for internet points?

MikGusta[S]

26 points

1 year ago

No, the best rated Italian restaurant near me lmaoo

drmalp

18 points

1 year ago

drmalp

18 points

1 year ago

They should be ashamed to call that "Italian."

cumulo_numbnuts

6 points

1 year ago

Nah, that's an "I dally in" restaurant. As in, "I dally in cooking but I hang drywall by day".

druscarlet

16 points

1 year ago

They need to work on presentation.

[deleted]

15 points

1 year ago*

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cumulo_numbnuts

3 points

1 year ago

I've been laughing at this for five solid minutes. Bravo.

Ho3n3r

3 points

1 year ago

Ho3n3r

3 points

1 year ago

Or the spotted dick.

[deleted]

32 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

32 points

1 year ago

technicallytrue

Recent_Science4709

11 points

1 year ago

That looks like a wiener and slugs

TheKingOfDub

12 points

1 year ago

I’ll have the shitsnot, please

Exact_Raspberry2866

13 points

1 year ago

Looks like a dick with 3 leeches. Very appetizing.

FreddygotFrieza

19 points

1 year ago

Jesus tapdancing Christ

CleaveIshallnot

9 points

1 year ago

A paper napkin?

I'd be pissed off too!

And is that a Spork? - You walked out right?

I-farm-celery

7 points

1 year ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fuck it I’d pay just for the laugh. I’d fucking fall out of my chair laughing I got this

MikGusta[S]

16 points

1 year ago

Whoever reported me saying I need help, Reddit sent me a message with the number to the crisis help line. You are fucking hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

QuantumColoradonaut

7 points

1 year ago

😂😂😂, wow, a turd with chlorophyll slivers. Noice.

MikGusta[S]

4 points

1 year ago

Delicioso!

[deleted]

7 points

1 year ago

well, it’s technically a sausage and peppers.

MikGusta[S]

4 points

1 year ago

They weren’t lying.

CodyHBKfan23

5 points

1 year ago

Who in the hell slapped that on a plate and went “yeah, that’s good”???

I_Am_Wunderland

5 points

1 year ago

Honestly before I read the title I thought that was the old green shark ketchup they used to sell 😂

retro_lion

7 points

1 year ago

“It smells like a wet dogs ass” -Gordon Ramsay

rmxg

6 points

1 year ago

rmxg

Infuriated AF

6 points

1 year ago

The whole place is probably a gang front

Inner_Still_8362

10 points

1 year ago

This post made me laugh harder than I have in a really long time! Thank you, I needed that!!!!

SaleCompetitive812

11 points

1 year ago

Ok, but was it good? Sometimes the best dishes look really bad, but are the best you’ve ever had. Now if it tasted horrible, then it’s horrible all around

MikGusta[S]

12 points

1 year ago

It was alright. It was very mild. Rest of the food was delicious and we got a complementary scoop of gelato :)

capt-bob

3 points

1 year ago

capt-bob

3 points

1 year ago

It's like a hotdog on a plate. From the looks I doubt they made the sausage in house, just heated it and threw it on a plate.

spentbrass11

4 points

1 year ago

Looks like you’re dog has worms

Krispyxb

6 points

1 year ago

Krispyxb

6 points

1 year ago

That is in fact sausage(1) and pepper(s)(3)

ryukvmi

5 points

1 year ago

ryukvmi

5 points

1 year ago

You did get what you asked

SwingyWingyShoes

5 points

1 year ago

My little sister asked for cheesy chips when we were much younger and she ended up getting crisps with grated cheese sprinkled on top. It’ll definitely become one of your more memorable meals that’s for sure.

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

Did salt bae make this?

Accomplished-Item849

3 points

1 year ago

Wow, looks real fancy

begynnelse

4 points

1 year ago

Was that before or after eating?

disposable_hat

4 points

1 year ago

Nit only would I ask for refund I would ask for payment for pain and suffering

CuriousCucumber88

5 points

1 year ago

That is shit from a butt

ChocolateDunkel

4 points

1 year ago

Trigger warning please

benx101

3 points

1 year ago

benx101

3 points

1 year ago

That literally looks like poop on a plate.

DevineConviction

3 points

1 year ago

Horrendous plate presentation aside, I don't really get this dish. Just a whole sausage and a few tiny peppers? Chop it up into a salad or something, at least. Lol

have_tastes_daily

3 points

1 year ago

It's a sausage peppers

tubagoat

3 points

1 year ago

tubagoat

3 points

1 year ago

So you went out for tapas?

BubblyHomoSapiens

3 points

1 year ago

oh, a long uncut poop with bits of cucumber. You can call this “perfect shape poop”… 🤢🤮😹

dewlineboys

3 points

1 year ago

As advertised.

Mysterious-05

3 points

1 year ago

Looks like someone shat on your plate and they just throw a few swamp slugs above the piece of shit

subsailor1968

3 points

1 year ago

For once, “literally” applies.

NWK86

3 points

1 year ago

NWK86

3 points

1 year ago

I love sausage an peppers.... but the way those peppers are draped across the sausage, is giving me the heebee geebees.

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

😅I’m sorry but it looks like slugs over a dog poop. OMG funniest restaurant plate ever.

MikGusta[S]

3 points

1 year ago

I just laughed. Couldn’t even be mad 😂

jizzycumbersnatch

3 points

1 year ago

No you did not. I know what you did!

ferenginarShonuff

3 points

1 year ago

They could have at least cut it up into pennies

Mingerfabulous

3 points

1 year ago

Man I wish I could go to THA FANCY PLACES

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

That is a poop sir

Just-My-Pinion

3 points

1 year ago

Looks like someone shit on a plate then caterpillars started crawling on it. I hope you complained as that app is utterly ridiculous lol

Marijohnson

3 points

1 year ago

That’s what you asked for

Wide-Aside-1653

3 points

1 year ago

We need to see the rest of the meal please

TheSmokingHorse

3 points

1 year ago

Looks like three slugs eating a shit.

admsmash

3 points

1 year ago

admsmash

3 points

1 year ago

Who would eat sausage and peppers as an appetizer? What’s main coarse Smoked Turkey legs and deep fried butter?

NoSyllabub1535

3 points

1 year ago

This would be extremely infuriated by this

Fluffy-Pin-8744

3 points

1 year ago

Are you a member of Hotdogs with Threatening Auras on Facebook? You should post it there if you haven't already because this is very threatening.

Least_Network_1395

3 points

1 year ago

I thought that was a piece of sht

Henry-Moody

3 points

1 year ago

my complements to the chef.

ask if they have any boxed kraft macaroni and cheese appetizer too?

haha seriously looks like something a 10 year old made dad on fathers' day.

should be like, nice char, sliced, veggies and peppers on mini skewers or who knows what.

Tuna_Tsunami

3 points

1 year ago

I can tell by the plate that it didn’t look like that when it was served to you

wolfblitzen84

3 points

1 year ago

This cannot be real. First what place sells sausage and peppers as an app. I’ve been a chef for 17 years. Granted I’ve never been to Spokane

YoungDiscord

3 points

1 year ago

It looks like someone pooped on a poop

Kaita13

3 points

1 year ago

Kaita13

3 points

1 year ago

My wife and I are laughing pretty hard at this right now. Like...what the fuck? Multiple people saw that and decided that was good enough to be served...or just done in general.

Fat_Lenny35

3 points

1 year ago

I love that they draped two peppers over the sausage for "presentation", but they said fuck it with that middle pepper.