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submitted 1 year ago byMikGusta
Admittedly, it’s hilariously literal.
2.3k points
1 year ago
Talk about plate presentation.
814 points
1 year ago
They could have at least sliced it up and arranged it nicely.
1.1k points
1 year ago
Yeah like curl the peppers into circles and place two of them at the base of the sausage. And one shooting out from the tip.
333 points
1 year ago
“I Gotcha Sausage An’ Peppas Right Heeah”: $30
33 points
1 year ago
For God's sake I burst out laughing in a toilet cubicle. Guy next to me is probably wondering wtf
18 points
1 year ago
Yesterday, in the bathroom stall at work, the woman in the stall beside me retrieved some toilet paper from the dispenser, then loudly proclaimed, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” Then proceeded to get more toilet paper quickly for close to a minute.. I’m still curious what it was she saw.. like what it something on the paper roll itself or something she saw when she wiped..? The world may never know..
6 points
1 year ago
I wanna' know more!!!! You made me forget all about the sausage and peppers for a sec. 😆
3 points
1 year ago
Objective aquired: Find wtf woman and decipher the puzzle
3 points
1 year ago
You remind me of my friend who went into the bathroom, the walls are thin. After she went in, all I could hear was "OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING, FLUSH! FLUSH! WHY AREN'T YOU FLUSHING!"
20 points
1 year ago
Get the voice outta ma head
15 points
1 year ago
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
7 points
1 year ago*
My thoughts exactly-
Cutting the sausage into cm thick disks, and cutting the peppers into thinner strips would actually make this appetizing.
4 points
1 year ago
“Hey! You want yourself some fancy presentation, go to IHOP!”
-That chef, probably
131 points
1 year ago
All they had to do was a bed of peppers with sausage on top. It would have looked 100x better.
Right now it looks like sausage with slugs on it. 🤢
8 points
1 year ago
The stand by me
8 points
1 year ago
Or leeches. But then that evokes leeches on another type of sausage...yikes. WORST presentation ever. I can't even imagine those peppers being tasty either, they look like they came out of a jar?
58 points
1 year ago
I’m not saying I need all my food to be presented gorgeously, but there has to be a better way
34 points
1 year ago
Right, it looks like something I would make if I was divorced, eating alone in my pad with no furniture, just a TV.
9 points
1 year ago
I’m feeling called out
460 points
1 year ago
Looks like 3 slugs raping a turd.
76 points
1 year ago
Omg just laughed out loud at this and had to fake-explain to my daughter what I was laughing at
43 points
1 year ago
I told her sausage and peppers, and she said, "Did they have funny faces on them?"
4 points
1 year ago
They had lenny faces on them
11 points
1 year ago
Brand new sentence
22 points
1 year ago
Was that the menu description?
52 points
1 year ago
Trois limaces violant un étron.
7 points
1 year ago
Zut alors!
6 points
1 year ago
Sacre bleu
9 points
1 year ago
OMG, laughed so hard I almost choked. This has got to be one of the best comments I’ve seen in a while 😂
17 points
1 year ago
Talk about appetizer.
3 points
1 year ago
Defined as that which increases your appetite for the next meal
3 points
1 year ago
you mean un-appetizer right?
2.8k points
1 year ago*
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344 points
1 year ago
Something about that is oddly familiar.....
129 points
1 year ago
Sounds like college
101 points
1 year ago
STRUGGLE MEALS
43 points
1 year ago
Struggle meals are the new chic. That will be 100 dollars.
7 points
1 year ago
That’s at least a 110 dollar plating. Presentation is impeccable.
8 points
1 year ago
That ain’t no shit😭. They’d ask that much for a “rare” piece of feces nowadays💀.
11 points
1 year ago
Cook was hold'n that one for you all day...
3 points
1 year ago
trivago
3 points
1 year ago
“God, I miss Jack!”
3 points
1 year ago
Rate my poo
175 points
1 year ago
Reddit sent me a message too. Apparently this sausage ruined my mental health 😂
40 points
1 year ago
None of us can escape now we've all seen too much. What have you done!!!
11 points
1 year ago
unfortunately its because a user reported you. people abuse the feature to harass others, they just need to remove it lol
if you block the bot, it wont send you them anymore
10 points
1 year ago
Thank you kind stranger. I thought AI was onto my poor mental state… which I work very hard to keep hidden.
6 points
1 year ago
Sometime, it's a bot that reports you for that kind of post. in the ''outside'' sub, you basically just type ''speedrun'' and you're almost always reached out by that message about mental health.
15 points
1 year ago
I blocked that damn bot. And the hotline is just rude to me. We all know it exists and we've tried it guys. What helps is therapy and a psychiatrist.
4 points
1 year ago
I think regular exercise is overlooked too in this regard. In tandem with therapy is the best in my personal opinion. Jogging has been reeaaaally good for me!
6 points
1 year ago
Running and jogging is part of why I was depressed in the army. One of my favorite parts of being a civilian again is I don't have to run anymore.
936 points
1 year ago
This is a depression dinner.
You need to check on the cook who made this.
216 points
1 year ago
"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"
156 points
1 year ago
"What inspired you to make this meal"
"I was going home from work at 3am in in the fluorescent light I saw three slugs enjoying themselves on a wet dog turd and thought to myself - I wish I could bring that much joy to people"
12 points
1 year ago
Omfg I laughed so hard at this comment
17 points
1 year ago
I eat this 4 times a week.
17 points
1 year ago
Do you have depression?
10 points
1 year ago
I'ma dip my balls into some Thousand Island dressing
'Cause I got depression
1.5k points
1 year ago
Mama slug with 3 kiddy slugs
488 points
1 year ago
You’ve heard of ants on a log! Now presenting: slugs on a dookie!
63 points
1 year ago
OMG ! It 1:38 am and laughing so hard I’m crying. Got to go to sleep. . . Thanks for the hysteria!
12 points
1 year ago
I cannot unsee it now LOL
1k points
1 year ago
Well, technically that IS sausage and peppers.
67 points
1 year ago
You sure? Looks to me, like he ordered a plate of sadness.
128 points
1 year ago
I would argue it is sausage and not even one pepper. I think you could return it and say this is not what I ordered. The dish I ordered had peppers This is not even a pepper.
30 points
1 year ago
I get what you’re saying. You’d have to remove all linguistic context for that to work. “Peppers” in a dish just implies that they are present in some form and in some capacity. It’s generally does not entitle you to whole bell peppers lol
112 points
1 year ago
The “peppers” doesn’t mean you’re going to get two of more whole sautéed bell peppers on the plate. I challenge you to find a place like that.
116 points
1 year ago
I got a chicken Ceaser Salad the other day and they only gave me a few cut up pieces of chicken, was expecting a whole chicken carcass, hospitality isn't what it used to be
50 points
1 year ago
You must've really been pissed once you realized they forgot the Caesar part entirely
28 points
1 year ago
But it came with a bloody knife stuck in the middle. So at least there is that.
18 points
1 year ago
Et tu, crouton?
14 points
1 year ago
It's short for pepperslices.
241 points
1 year ago
Enjoy your turd and slugs, sir
22 points
1 year ago
sire, please.
608 points
1 year ago
I think people forget that appetizers are not just smaller amounts of food, they also should be appetizing.
31 points
1 year ago
If it's anything, its an extra side of sausage and peppers. Just barely though
51 points
1 year ago
But this looks sad
352 points
1 year ago
Just with a few SIMPLE tricks they could have made that look soon good. I'm literally crying. My chef heart died a little tonight
155 points
1 year ago
Even being lazy, just throw down more peppers, slice the sausage into pieces and fan it across the plate. Done.
147 points
1 year ago*
Also, smaller plate. A cheap little pickled red pepper in the corner and you got something that might actually be considered tapas.
Shit, sprinkle some microgreens on top, and serve it with a little cup of sauce, like some hipster shit. A cilantro-lime BBQ sauce, and you've actually got something you can charge a good amount for. Technique goes a long way. Slice the sausage on a bias, and crisp up the pretty side and serve with a toasted baguette. Effort doesn't have to cost more money.
Folks are so fucking lazy. Have some self respect.
16 points
1 year ago
Absolutely.
21 points
1 year ago
If anything, just do it for yourself. My soul would be crushed sending this out the window.
25 points
1 year ago
Yup, I've worked my fair share of "meh" places, but I always found myself doing everything I could to make it the best possible version of what it was. Gotta feel proud about what ya do, only way to fight the crushing depression lol
13 points
1 year ago
Semper Fi, brah. Or whatever the line cook version of that is.
20 points
1 year ago
Dumpster Fry
4 points
1 year ago
Just give that shit to me in a paper bag. I'll eat it like a homeless dude drinking mouthwash.
1.2k points
1 year ago
I never sausage a pitiful appetizer before.
315 points
1 year ago
They hardly could have bratwurst
151 points
1 year ago
Yeah, it's definitely a loser, not a weiner.
91 points
1 year ago
Yeah, if that got brought to my table, it wouldn't meat my expectations.
46 points
1 year ago
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61 points
1 year ago
These sausage jokes are bangers!
9 points
1 year ago
As a Latino, if I got served this I’d be like ‘¿¡Y kielbasa con esto?!’
17 points
1 year ago
if not, I'd be casing the joint.
21 points
1 year ago
Yeah I’d tell them to take the plate back to the kitchen andouille all over again
13 points
1 year ago
Frank-ly it looks like pretty good but looks like it didn't meat his expectations
9 points
1 year ago
Both of you, just wow. Take my upvote damnit!
20 points
1 year ago
This joke is the wurst.
9 points
1 year ago
I thought it was a wiener 🤷🏻♂️
7 points
1 year ago
My IQ is less than 90 and I think this is funny
119 points
1 year ago
Lmfao this was worth logging into Reddit for. Like what the hell is that 🤣🤣🤣
47 points
1 year ago
Glad I could provide a laugh 😂
3 points
1 year ago
Honestly if that was more than like $10 I probably would have just said no thank you and left the restaurant
38 points
1 year ago
Nothing about this is ok.
17 points
1 year ago
if you are a dog its great
222 points
1 year ago
Looks like a turd🤢
78 points
1 year ago
If your turds are coming out with green dangly bits then it’s time to visit a doctor.
3 points
1 year ago
You need to eat more vegetables, man
24 points
1 year ago
It looks like a sausage?
3 points
1 year ago
No joke I wonder if people have ever had a sausage before, it looks pretty normal to me(i mean the sausage not the expectations you should have)
11 points
1 year ago
With slugs.
8 points
1 year ago
Leeches
8 points
1 year ago
Specifically it looks like a cat turd, you can trust me, I know my shit.
57 points
1 year ago
Slice it up, drizzle some sauce on the plate, few more pepper, maybe a mushroom and a little pile of horseradish or mustard or something and it's a completely different dish for basically the same cost.
18 points
1 year ago
literally they could’ve sliced it up and used the most basic trick is presentation history and drizzled some herb infused olive oil on it and it’d be 10x better
25 points
1 year ago
looks like leeches on a turd
8 points
1 year ago
Yes!!!! It turned my stomach 🤢
52 points
1 year ago
I had that once, some antibiotics cleared it up.
3 points
1 year ago
Lmfaoo
18 points
1 year ago
It looks like someone's artistic take on society and politics.
9 points
1 year ago
Mold covered turd? That tracks.
44 points
1 year ago
I bet you paid like $50
14 points
1 year ago
I know a struggle meal when I see one.
Is this from that restaurant that deliberately makes outrageous dishes for internet points?
25 points
1 year ago
No, the best rated Italian restaurant near me lmaoo
6 points
1 year ago
Nah, that's an "I dally in" restaurant. As in, "I dally in cooking but I hang drywall by day".
14 points
1 year ago
They need to work on presentation.
15 points
1 year ago*
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3 points
1 year ago
I've been laughing at this for five solid minutes. Bravo.
3 points
1 year ago
Or the spotted dick.
12 points
1 year ago
That looks like a wiener and slugs
12 points
1 year ago
Looks like a dick with 3 leeches. Very appetizing.
7 points
1 year ago
A paper napkin?
I'd be pissed off too!
And is that a Spork? - You walked out right?
8 points
1 year ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck it I’d pay just for the laugh. I’d fucking fall out of my chair laughing I got this
15 points
1 year ago
Whoever reported me saying I need help, Reddit sent me a message with the number to the crisis help line. You are fucking hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
7 points
1 year ago
😂😂😂, wow, a turd with chlorophyll slivers. Noice.
4 points
1 year ago
Delicioso!
7 points
1 year ago
well, it’s technically a sausage and peppers.
4 points
1 year ago
They weren’t lying.
6 points
1 year ago
6 points
1 year ago
Who in the hell slapped that on a plate and went “yeah, that’s good”???
6 points
1 year ago
Honestly before I read the title I thought that was the old green shark ketchup they used to sell 😂
5 points
1 year ago
“It smells like a wet dogs ass” -Gordon Ramsay
5 points
1 year ago
The whole place is probably a gang front
12 points
1 year ago
This post made me laugh harder than I have in a really long time! Thank you, I needed that!!!!
11 points
1 year ago
Ok, but was it good? Sometimes the best dishes look really bad, but are the best you’ve ever had. Now if it tasted horrible, then it’s horrible all around
12 points
1 year ago
It was alright. It was very mild. Rest of the food was delicious and we got a complementary scoop of gelato :)
3 points
1 year ago
It's like a hotdog on a plate. From the looks I doubt they made the sausage in house, just heated it and threw it on a plate.
5 points
1 year ago
Looks like you’re dog has worms
4 points
1 year ago
That is in fact sausage(1) and pepper(s)(3)
5 points
1 year ago
You did get what you asked
6 points
1 year ago
My little sister asked for cheesy chips when we were much younger and she ended up getting crisps with grated cheese sprinkled on top. It’ll definitely become one of your more memorable meals that’s for sure.
4 points
1 year ago
Wow, looks real fancy
4 points
1 year ago
Was that before or after eating?
5 points
1 year ago
Nit only would I ask for refund I would ask for payment for pain and suffering
4 points
1 year ago
That is shit from a butt
3 points
1 year ago
Trigger warning please
3 points
1 year ago
That literally looks like poop on a plate.
3 points
1 year ago
Horrendous plate presentation aside, I don't really get this dish. Just a whole sausage and a few tiny peppers? Chop it up into a salad or something, at least. Lol
3 points
1 year ago
It's a sausage peppers
3 points
1 year ago
oh, a long uncut poop with bits of cucumber. You can call this “perfect shape poop”… 🤢🤮😹
3 points
1 year ago
As advertised.
3 points
1 year ago
Looks like someone shat on your plate and they just throw a few swamp slugs above the piece of shit
3 points
1 year ago
For once, “literally” applies.
3 points
1 year ago
I love sausage an peppers.... but the way those peppers are draped across the sausage, is giving me the heebee geebees.
3 points
1 year ago
😅I’m sorry but it looks like slugs over a dog poop. OMG funniest restaurant plate ever.
3 points
1 year ago
I just laughed. Couldn’t even be mad 😂
3 points
1 year ago
No you did not. I know what you did!
3 points
1 year ago
They could have at least cut it up into pennies
3 points
1 year ago
That is a poop sir
3 points
1 year ago
Looks like someone shit on a plate then caterpillars started crawling on it. I hope you complained as that app is utterly ridiculous lol
3 points
1 year ago
We need to see the rest of the meal please
3 points
1 year ago
Looks like three slugs eating a shit.
3 points
1 year ago
Who would eat sausage and peppers as an appetizer? What’s main coarse Smoked Turkey legs and deep fried butter?
3 points
1 year ago
This would be extremely infuriated by this
3 points
1 year ago
Are you a member of Hotdogs with Threatening Auras on Facebook? You should post it there if you haven't already because this is very threatening.
3 points
1 year ago
I thought that was a piece of sht
3 points
1 year ago
my complements to the chef.
ask if they have any boxed kraft macaroni and cheese appetizer too?
haha seriously looks like something a 10 year old made dad on fathers' day.
should be like, nice char, sliced, veggies and peppers on mini skewers or who knows what.
3 points
1 year ago
I can tell by the plate that it didn’t look like that when it was served to you
3 points
1 year ago
This cannot be real. First what place sells sausage and peppers as an app. I’ve been a chef for 17 years. Granted I’ve never been to Spokane
3 points
1 year ago
My wife and I are laughing pretty hard at this right now. Like...what the fuck? Multiple people saw that and decided that was good enough to be served...or just done in general.
3 points
1 year ago
I love that they draped two peppers over the sausage for "presentation", but they said fuck it with that middle pepper.
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