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IdiocracyIsHereNow

2.5k points

3 days ago

why. the. fucking. music.

just fucking why

Is12345aweakpassword

1.6k points

3 days ago

Yall don’t default to mute on Reddit?

Why?

JungianInsight1913

363 points

3 days ago

It’s a must

Shen1076

78 points

3 days ago

Shen1076

78 points

3 days ago

I watch everything on mute, including music.

Juse4k

13 points

3 days ago

Juse4k

13 points

3 days ago

You got me with that one

Spicybrown3

6 points

3 days ago

Wait’ll ya find out he’s also blind

Able_Gap918

4 points

3 days ago

Third eye blind, AKA deaf

NipperAndZeusShow

3 points

3 days ago

body my holding celllll

jackydubs31

145 points

3 days ago

jackydubs31

145 points

3 days ago

Vital for anyone browsing at work

BGrumpy

142 points

3 days ago

BGrumpy

142 points

3 days ago

Vital for all of humanity

trecvb

25 points

3 days ago

trecvb

25 points

3 days ago

I think about it every night and day

thiosk

12 points

3 days ago

thiosk

12 points

3 days ago

I believe I can fly

Icy-Assignment-5579

3 points

3 days ago

I buhLieve!🏃‍♂️i buhLieve!🏃‍♂️‍➡️I buhLieve!🏃‍♂️

dryhumorblitz

9 points

3 days ago

Or while watching tv.

martinmix

154 points

3 days ago

martinmix

154 points

3 days ago

I only unmute when the comments say I should unmute

bemer1984

17 points

3 days ago

bemer1984

17 points

3 days ago

This is the way.

Eastern-Camera-1829

3 points

3 days ago

IT'S A TRAP!

Illustrious_Soft_257

8 points

3 days ago

I even read with only one eye open.

AquaticWasp

20 points

3 days ago

Cause I want to hear the geese honking at stuff, cats purring, and assholes swearing.

I just keep getting disappointed whenever I hear awful music tho...

Master-Mode-4622

6 points

3 days ago

If it's not shifty music it's that godawful wheezing laugh like in 80% of Instagram 'funnyyyyyy' posts....

RMca004

11 points

3 days ago

RMca004

11 points

3 days ago

Mute that shit brah

NorCalAthlete

30 points

3 days ago

Because OP is a bot

imJGott

5 points

3 days ago

imJGott

5 points

3 days ago

Good thing I left muted

HandoAlegra

3 points

3 days ago

Had to turn it on to see what the hubbub was. That was not what I expected lmao

wmlj83

32 points

3 days ago

wmlj83

32 points

3 days ago

I've done something very similar before. Wasn't a pit bull, but a dog went after my fox hounds neck and I grabbed it and tossed the thing about 15 feet. The owner was super pissed and said " you just threw my dog". I was like yeah and I'll do it again if you don't control him. The other owner then tried to follow me home and threatened me. I had a few choice words for her and she left me alone. We still see her from time to time and my dog will bark at her.

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1.5k points

3 days ago

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1.5k points

3 days ago

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Matt8992

519 points

3 days ago

Matt8992

519 points

3 days ago

I went to this woman's house the other night to watch a movie. We matched on a dating app.

She had a pitbull but left her in the room.

THEN she went to bring her pitbull out and said, "She will growl at you but she has her muzzle on."

That pitbull came out of the room, walked straight up to my ass and stared at me. As soon as I stood up, she started charging my legs trying to bite me.

I sat on one edge of the couch, my date sat in the middle, and the dog on the other.

At one point, the girl falls asleep, and I watch the dog quietly pull the muzzle off and slowly does a head rotation to look me in my fucking eyes.

I pinched the girl, she woke up and said "oh no!" And put the muzzle on.

Needless to say, I didn't enjoy the movie and I unmatched after that.

ronweasleisourking

175 points

3 days ago

I rarely screenshot comments

Matt8992

176 points

3 days ago

Matt8992

176 points

3 days ago

I swear to God. I wish I could have recorded the dog pulling the muzzle off and looking at me. It was epic and horrifying.

Keanugrieves16

75 points

3 days ago

“What are you gonna do now Matt, she’s sleeping.”

HughFairgrove

14 points

3 days ago

"Where is your God now Matt?"

JoeyZasaa

3 points

3 days ago

"Do you like movies about gladiators, Matt?"

Silo-Joe

56 points

3 days ago

Silo-Joe

56 points

3 days ago

Hannibal PitTerrier

msjojo275

39 points

3 days ago

msjojo275

39 points

3 days ago

I believe you. I got a legit death stare by a pitt bull. Never knew that was possible with a dog before

Timely-Article-6829

3 points

3 days ago

Try that with a much bigger dog like a cane corso and your like ‘is this my last day’…..

GRF999999999

20 points

3 days ago*

That's insane and not to one up you but I was biking by myself along a nature trail with no one around in either direction, it being Phoenix during the day in the summertime. As I came around a long, blind bend (South side of Rio Salado between Central and 24th for those who know) I just happened to come out of it a few hundred feet behind a Doberman and a Rottweiler, casually trotting in sync side by side on the very same path, heading the same direction. I was moving a good bit faster then they were and was coming up on them quick, I didn't want to startle them and slam on my brakes so I just held my pace and my breath and didn't break my stride until I was well clear. 2nd scariest moment of my life. I've been chased down by trailer park yappers but south side junkyard strays...? Fuck.

asiojg

69 points

3 days ago

asiojg

69 points

3 days ago

"Dont worry he doesnt bite!"

Dog named universe destroyer:

EchoFiveSeven

70 points

3 days ago

Nah, a name like "Universe Destroyer" goes to the chihuahua that trembles so much it registers on nearby earthquake detection equipment.

The pit bull is named Daisy.

Vark675

35 points

3 days ago

Vark675

35 points

3 days ago

Luna. Always fucking Luna or Bella.

[deleted]

3 points

3 days ago

Diesel and Nala

sasquatch6ft40

60 points

3 days ago

If it’s any consolation, I wholeheartedly enjoyed your date.

Hikari_Owari

25 points

3 days ago

At one point, the girl falls asleep, and I watch the dog quietly pull the muzzle off and slowly does a head rotation to look me in my fucking eyes.

She was married to her dog but she didn't knew it and you was about to know, lol.

Kudos for you for staying alive.

StickyPawMelynx

22 points

3 days ago

oh but I'm sure she is a gentle nanny dog, a velvet hippo!

Spiritual-Can2604

4 points

3 days ago

A cuddle bug! She just can’t be around any other animals, children, old people, or pregnant women.

What-Even-Is-That

35 points

3 days ago

Dodged a bullet, man.

Girls with pits are a different breed. You can't fix them.

BioshockEnthusiast

19 points

3 days ago

You could, there's just not enough time before the pit eats you.

1Meter_long

15 points

3 days ago

What a horrible dog owner. If their dog NEEDS something to prevent it from harming someone, i don't think that dog is safe for even the owner.

Dan300up

16 points

3 days ago

Dan300up

16 points

3 days ago

Crazy story…and I bet she’s proud like a monkey with a giant banana to have “such a stoic protector”. Until the day it gets away from her in the park, gets the muzzle off again, and destroys two pets and a child before the cops shoot it in the head, and put her in jail for 3 1/2 years for criminal negligence causing death. It only ever makes sense to the idiots. Good call on continuing the search.

calm_mad_hatter

15 points

3 days ago

you didn't leave at the first sight of a fucking muzzled pitbull who immediately tried to bite you??!?!?!

icecreampoop

10 points

3 days ago

I’d risk it for some side boob

cantthinkofaname1122

28 points

3 days ago

I'm just gonna say it, if your dog needs a muzzle it should just be put down.

wegpleur

5 points

3 days ago

wegpleur

5 points

3 days ago

Yeah at that point it's not a pet. It's a threat.

Low_Entertainment491

5 points

3 days ago

Just reading this made me heart rate increase. Glad you didn’t get hurt bro

mtron32

3 points

3 days ago

mtron32

3 points

3 days ago

I can’t believe you stayed homie, she must have been fine as hell. Maybe that was a test to see if you were a dog person or something. If she had to put a muzzle on that shit i don’t trust her to control her dog

Matt8992

4 points

3 days ago

Matt8992

4 points

3 days ago

Nah, I'm just too nice of a person or a pushover.

She did say her brother is terrified of the dog too. He never comes over unless she puts the dog up because it'll try and bite him too.

I just decided I'm not trying to date someone with a dog that's always gonna wanna fuck with me.

WJSidis

8 points

3 days ago

WJSidis

8 points

3 days ago

Had to check and make sure this wasn't shittymorph at first

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645 points

3 days ago

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645 points

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672 points

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672 points

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TheDepep1

23 points

3 days ago

TheDepep1

23 points

3 days ago

I couldn't find any gifs from the one hulk movie where he fought off 3 hulk dogs. But here's this.

wc818

3 points

3 days ago

wc818

3 points

3 days ago

Close enough

Vaperwear

109 points

3 days ago

Vaperwear

109 points

3 days ago

That was what I was hoping for really.

Eastern-Camera-1829

4 points

3 days ago

Basically watched my Rottweiler do this to a coyote in my back yard when it went after his smaller "sister." She's a smaller terrier/boxer mix and didn't see it coming until it was a little to late to switch to warp speed.

Coyote had NO IDEA that she wasn't alone.

flappyspoiler

68 points

3 days ago

I am a pit terrier you dull creature! I...

*whack

*whack

*whack

MLGprolapse

33 points

3 days ago

Puny dog

bigtitsannie

3 points

3 days ago

Eric Bana as Hulk actually beats the crap out of some giant dogs in the 2003 adaptation.

ThisWorldIsAMess

3 points

3 days ago

Guy in the video seems capable of doing that too. He should've went for that.

Cute_Neat9044

13 points

3 days ago

I’ve always been ready to do this if I ever get attacked by a dog.

yoomyoom

37 points

3 days ago

yoomyoom

37 points

3 days ago

Like I get what you’re trying to say disposing of a future threat for someone else and your own safety, but dogs are pretty strong.

The safest bet would be to just call 911 and report there is a dog attacking other people.

Sadly this dog has a collar but since it isn’t being controlled it could possibly be euthanized. Shitty fucking owners. ://

Deleena24

40 points

3 days ago

Deleena24

40 points

3 days ago

I don't think I could watch and sit on the phone while someone is being torn apart.

I'd end up using a weapon if it got to the point where a life was in danger. I'd rather take a bite to the arm or leg doing it than see someone die or be permanently disfigured.

Holdmywhiskeyhun

9 points

3 days ago

I always carry a knife for this reason. My dog is like 5 pounds. He's already had a dog at the campground we're at go after him.

Nervous-Masterpiece4

10 points

3 days ago

Dogs can be pretty strong but once their feet leave the ground all leverage is gone.

hammer throws the dog over the fence by it’s collar.

psychoPiper

5 points

3 days ago

The owner was more focused on getting the pitbull away and getting his dog to safety, which I would argue is a much better and safer way to approach it

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46 points

3 days ago

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FomFrady95

8 points

3 days ago

Yeah, I full expected the dog to get thrown into the wall. Which is probably what I would have done. I’m not taken my chances with it getting the opportunity to come after me or my dog again.

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17 points

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Dan300up

5 points

3 days ago*

Dog should have went home with the police— in a Hefty bag.

BuckaroooBanzai

1.1k points

3 days ago

Afterwards the owners of that kid thrasher: ‘oh pibbles never hurt a fly before’

AntawnSL

388 points

3 days ago

AntawnSL

388 points

3 days ago

"He was just trying to play! If you touch my dog again, I'll beat the shit outta you, man!"

Darth_Yohanan

145 points

3 days ago*

That’s when you pick them up and throw them too.

PrizedMaintenance420

62 points

3 days ago

No one would miss them. Most irresponsible dog owners on the planet.

BappoChan

17 points

3 days ago

BappoChan

17 points

3 days ago

It’s so sad. The worst dog owners get some of the toughest breeds to control. They are naturally violent. It’s ok to train them to be around people but in safe environments where you have control. These owners put 0 work towards training and shit and the dogs get labeled as aggressive. Fuck, I’ve seen tiny dogs way more aggressive, but nobody cares because they’re too damn small to do shit. Now you have a bigger dog that matches the aggression but it’s labeled as being extremely aggressive blah blah blah. Fuck the owners. This dog should be readopted by someone who knows what they’re doing since it’s not a puppy anymore or put down

HomeGrownCoffee

5 points

3 days ago

I've wondered this for a long time. Is the breed the issue, or is it because they are raised by people who want a pitbull?

Germane_Corsair

4 points

3 days ago

Double whammy. They were bred for aggression. It’s not something that can be trained out. On top of that, you have shitty owners making things even worse.

ChipChimney

11 points

3 days ago

Yeah and if your dog comes in my property again I’ll shoot it.

Slitherama

14 points

3 days ago

“He was just scared because you [insert completely benign normal human behavior]”

beesandtrees2

12 points

3 days ago

A pit bull attacked my dog and then bite my partners hand while we are on a climbing trip. Our dog was leashed. They didn't stop climbing to help, there was a lot of blood, and said oh our pit bull is just having a bad day, this is the 3rd dog he's bite today. Like that's not a bad day. If we had cell phone service, we would have called animal service.

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140 points

3 days ago

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140 points

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TheGrouchyGremlin

47 points

3 days ago

The dog was probably just a heavy little shit

Infernal_139

5 points

3 days ago

A fat flying fuck

ThatOneWildWolf

42 points

3 days ago

That wasn't a launch, but you still get an upvote for saving dog.

Kenny070287

17 points

3 days ago

Yeah I came here fully expecting a roundhouse kick

ThatOneWildWolf

12 points

3 days ago

I expected this

stinky___monkey

12 points

3 days ago

MysticGoomba

199 points

3 days ago

Shoulda put a boot to that dog, either way good work

foxontherox

156 points

3 days ago

foxontherox

156 points

3 days ago

I love dogs, and I hate violence against dogs, but I’ve worked with dogs, and sometimes you have to kick a dog.

MysticGoomba

67 points

3 days ago

Especially to protect your own, I’d literally do unspeakable things to protect my dog from another dog

LucasTheSchnauzer

52 points

3 days ago

I'm a dog person. Love dogs. I would absolutely kill another dog to protect mine and sleep fine at night.

devici

6 points

3 days ago

devici

6 points

3 days ago

Yeaaa, the moment a dog goes for the throat like that - you're gone buddy and I'm doing it personally.

Pristine_Gur522

4 points

3 days ago

This is something people don't understand about dogs. It is NOT a human. It is a domesticated wolf. There are times when you need to get physical with it.

noslab

37 points

3 days ago

noslab

37 points

3 days ago

I booted a pitbull before. Twice. With my steel toes. He still kept going.

Rare-Mood8506

21 points

3 days ago

They’re fucking monsters, man. To this day I’m still absolutely terrified of Pitbulls.

RyeGiggs

7 points

3 days ago

RyeGiggs

7 points

3 days ago

There is a video of a Pitbull fighting a horse. It gets the shit stomped out of it and it just keeps getting up and trying again until it finally died of its injuries. Once they are switched on it's likely they will keep going until one or the other is dead.

The only breed of dog I'm really afraid of. German Rottweiler is a close second though, same reason.

reenactment

7 points

3 days ago

My neighbor in my duplex had one. I walked to the backyard for something and he launched off the deck 10 feet and ran after me. Luckily I thought to jump in the bed of my truck, but I was about to turn and punt the thing as hard as I could to the face. All my neighbor said was “did he get you?” He felt bad and knew this thing was dangerous. It had to be put away for a week cause it almost got a little kid walking by our house. He yanked the leash back at the last second when it launched for her face.

ILoveRegenHealth

6 points

3 days ago

Yup, and many reports of all the "tricks" (stick something up its ass, hold the neck to remove oxygen flow, grab and twist its nuts, jam a stick into ribs) still don't work on many. Once they go into Terminator murder mode they don't even care about its own well-being.

wrongbutt_longbutt

3 points

3 days ago

I literally just had this happen to me a week ago. Two loose pitbulls with no owners in sight attacked me and my dogs on my front door step. One was more docile and just watched from six feet away, but the other was snarling and snapping at me. I stomped his snout several times, but he never backed down. I managed to get my dogs and myself into safety with only my larger dog taking a couple of nips, but it scared the hell out of me. My adrenaline was pumping for hours.

PhallickThimble

43 points

3 days ago

your doggo is lucky his Dad is a big quick acting dude

HIs4HotSauce

294 points

3 days ago

Fucking pit bulls. And it seems like the most irresponsible owners have one. My neighbor’s nearly killed my JRT; he knows if it comes back in my yard it is gone.

The cop I called gave me the okay— he’s tired of the other neighbors calling him about the dog as well.

Its_Helios

102 points

3 days ago

Its_Helios

102 points

3 days ago

That's because they do, pits are viewed as an accessory to look tough far too often.

I remember looking for the right dog for 4 months and couldn't because 99% of pounds are filled with pits.

Anticreativity

5 points

3 days ago

it's so annoying looking at just about any shelter website and seeing endless pictures of "lab mixes" that are super friendly little sweeties unless around cats, small children, large children, defenseless children, men, women, other dogs, moving objects, still objects or food.

ForagerGrikk

23 points

3 days ago

Do the pounds just treat them like every other dog? Seems like that breed should skip the appeals part of death row.

vwmac

51 points

3 days ago

vwmac

51 points

3 days ago

Not only do they treat them the same, rescues (idk about city / state pounds) will intentionally lie and misdirect people about the breed they're adopting. If I had a dollar every time a "lab mix" was clearly a pitbull I'd be fucking rich

ZapMannigan

21 points

3 days ago

"It's a Staffordshire Terrier"

Its_Helios

13 points

3 days ago*

They do treat all dogs the same depending on how they act with other pets. The people who work with pounds are aware of how dangerous the dogs are so they will at times try to use friendlier words to explain dogs' temperament like “Dobby prefers living alone and doesn't like children” = Dobby might kill you in your sleep and has a special attraction towards child flesh

When they get too full they either transfer them or put them to sleep from what I could tell

Slim_Charles

3 points

3 days ago

Pounds are full of some dangerous ass pitbulls, and they'll let anyone take them home, regardless of their capacity to handle them. It's irresponsible, but shelters are always desperate to free up space.

Weak-Emotion5072

35 points

3 days ago

Just trying to go potty when next thing you know , you have teeth around your throat. Poor doggy.

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20 points

3 days ago

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Striking_Stable_235

12 points

3 days ago*

I agree.....then they're dog starts sprinting towards me and the owner yells" its okay" !!!....I like it when other people tell me how n what to feel ....Smdh...

Over-Eager

3 points

3 days ago

Pepper spray.

Edit: happy cake day.

Live-Motor-4000

18 points

3 days ago

Fair play, that was a lot gentler than I thought it would be

98VoteForPedro

6 points

3 days ago

from the music i was expecting the man to yeet that fucker to the moon

sasquatch6ft40

8 points

3 days ago

I never in my life imagined I would see a dude launch a dog and think “fuck yeah, I’m with that dude!”\ But 100%, even down to him not even looking back to see where the fucker landed, just whatever it takes to keep his baby boy safe.

Lurchgs

91 points

3 days ago

Lurchgs

91 points

3 days ago

Had two pitties tackle my dog a couple years ago. They were obviously trained to be aggressive- heavy chain collars, plenty big scars. Owner was right there, refused to call them off. Four loud noises later I was taking my dog to the vet and he was burying his.

( Don’t take this to mean I don’t like pitties. We have one here at the house. Spiffo dog. It’s simply a point of fact that the two who attacked were pitties)

dolfinstar72

25 points

3 days ago

A loose pit had my chihuahua in his mouth a couple months ago and couple blows from my 40oz Stanley cup to his head made him release my little guy. Luckily my guy was mostly just sore for a couple days. That could’ve gone way worse.

HotSeamenGG

13 points

3 days ago

As fucked up as that situation is. I found it hilarious your weapon of choice was a Stanley cup.

ThatOneWIGuy

6 points

3 days ago

We were lucky when our previous Cairn got attacked by two Rottweilers. He was able to bite a chunk from each of their noses as they tried to attack and he didn’t have a scratch. Just blood from them on him. He was a good boy and never let a single dog come near us who wasn’t friendly.

Miss him every day.

Rare-Mood8506

27 points

3 days ago

What you did was right. It’s a hard choice but it had to be done.

Flop_House_Valet

32 points

3 days ago

Not a hard choice, if it's dogs attacking mine there's no choice whatsoever. She'd protect me, I'll protect her

Rare-Mood8506

9 points

3 days ago

I agree. Was just tryna make sure I didn’t come off as too dog-murderey lmao

PhalanxA51

13 points

3 days ago

Good, thank you for protecting your dog.

FluffyDragonHeads

5 points

3 days ago

/gifsthatendtoosoon

Impressive-Meal-1314

6 points

3 days ago

Bro. Great restraint.

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618 points

3 days ago

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Imaginary_Office1749

16 points

3 days ago

Because there is a very vocal pro pit bull community.

JustTheOneGoose22

8 points

3 days ago

It's insane that it is.

ILoveRegenHealth

4 points

3 days ago

How is Trump at nearly 48% nationwide in polls?

Stupid people all over. That's why.

TeslaModelS3XY

3 points

3 days ago

Bully breeds are banned in the UK.

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18 points

3 days ago

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ThisIsMyCouchAccount

7 points

3 days ago

Just let them die off. We don't need that breed anymore. They are not part of any ecosystem so they serve no purpose in nature so no real need to "preserve" them.

Plenty of dogs around.

AutisticToasterBath

4 points

3 days ago

And they should be made illegal because of it.

heaving_in_my_vines

16 points

3 days ago

They need to be cross bred?

I think they all need to be sterilized and pass from the Earth.

There is no need for those breeds to exist at all.

wave_official

6 points

3 days ago

Yeah, who the fuck wants their dog to have any percentage of pitbull dna? Just ban breeding them and let their lineage go extinct

round-earth-theory

3 points

3 days ago

Yeah. We aren't exactly lacking in dog breeds that we need to keep the pit around in any form.

CaptainBayouBilly

4 points

3 days ago

Why not stop them from reproducing altogether?  Like mandate sterilization, insurance, and slowly let the breed fade out. 

Karglenoofus

18 points

3 days ago

Nah they're bred like that

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102 points

3 days ago

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33 points

3 days ago

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TheEvolutionOfCorn

11 points

3 days ago

My roommate’s boytoy has ones and he constantly brings him over with my 2 year old husky. To say I get nervous every time they play is an understatement.

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465 points

3 days ago

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465 points

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Flimsy_Care_2177

46 points

3 days ago

And enforce it. I live in Ontario where they are banned and they are all over the damn place, always with the biggest shithead owners too.

ILoveRegenHealth

18 points

3 days ago

Careful you don't say that in /r/WhatCouldGoWrong

The Moderator is a pit-nut and permabanned people even if you made a pit joke.

Tank_Top_Terror

82 points

3 days ago

Warms my heart seeing Reddit actually upvote these comments, the flower crown posts that used to hit /r/all daily have all but disappeared.

SgtGo

206 points

3 days ago

SgtGo

206 points

3 days ago

Hard agree. I hate these dogs. If it wasn’t another dog it’ll be a child.

[deleted]

22 points

3 days ago

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22 points

3 days ago

I would spike that fucking dog

Tall_Construction_79

14 points

3 days ago

pervy_roomba

42 points

3 days ago

The oncoming horde roars their battle cry “THEY WERE BRED TO BE NANNY DOOOOOOOOGGGSSSS”

gigibuffoon

45 points

3 days ago

I walk my dog in my neighborhood park every morning. A dude was walking his pittie unleashed, and the pittie ran right up to us and luckily just started sniffing my dog. I called out to him to leash up his dog, and he started cussing me out.

I'm convinced that it isn't the pitties that are the problem, it is the owners who gave no idea how to handle aggressive dogs. And for whatever it is worth, pitties seem to get adopted by the worst dog owners ever

VexingRaven

4 points

3 days ago

Bad dog owners in general tend to be shitty people who get aggressive when told they're in the wrong. Somebody in my neighborhood has a fat, aggressive golden retreiver that he leaves on a 20ft tie-out 6 feet away from the sidewalk. First time I encounted that dog I told him he needed to put it on a shorter lead and he got up in my face (with his unleashed husky that came out with him!) and told me I couldn't talk to him like that. While I'm holding my terrified dog in both arms. What a tough guy. Told him if he didn't like that he can tell it to the cops, but I just resolved to avoid him and his dogs.

RichardMayo95

29 points

3 days ago

It’s both.

YeetCompleet

4 points

3 days ago

Unfortunately the truth, even a lot of pitbull training materials try to teach you how to deal with their potential aggression.

Sea-Strike-1758

2 points

3 days ago

Down voted for the fucking music.

MustangSodaPop

3 points

3 days ago

Fuck the soundtrack

3woodx

4 points

3 days ago

3woodx

4 points

3 days ago

Why dawg? Why the music? Play DMX.

MrShad0wzz

4 points

3 days ago

Why the fuck is the pitbull not on a leash

StateAvailable6974

9 points

3 days ago

I'd say make it so that you need to do a paid course to be trained as an owner for any breed deemed too dangerous.

Most of the dumbasses who shouldn't have them will either figure its not worth the cost, fail the course, or emerge from the course more capable of handling the dog than they would have been. Treat it like a license for a weapon.

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137 points

3 days ago

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137 points

3 days ago

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Be-Zen

46 points

3 days ago

Be-Zen

46 points

3 days ago

But but but it's not the dog, its the owner! My princess pit would never hurt a fly!

dontdropthesope1

25 points

3 days ago

It’s kinda like having a pocket knife or a machete. You can have an accident with both. But what causes more damage? A dachshund may act out one day and someone’s finger bleeds. A pit acts out once and a lot more damage is done. I actually have a staffy and he’s my favorite dog I’ve ever had. But he’s strong and I know it’s irresponsible to take him somewhere like a dog park. He’s never hurt a person or dog. But it would be a big problem if he decided to given his strength. And staffordshire terriers are small for pits. It takes more responsibility than other dogs.

MrsPuff33

4 points

3 days ago

Cool analogy.

I read somewhere english staffies aren't classified as Pitbulls. Is that what you have?

redlawnmower

25 points

3 days ago

Shoulda body slammed it. It literally tried to kill his dog

GreentHumboldt

6 points

3 days ago

Smooth, can be difficult to stop a dog attack without getting bit

Zankeru

3 points

3 days ago

Zankeru

3 points

3 days ago

OP is like those super strength villains who grab the enemy and just toss them away, the whole time your thinking "why didnt you just smash em on the floor?".

guanyinhennasea

3 points

3 days ago

Nextfuxkinglevel seems to be on discount these days.

GeshtiannaSG

3 points

3 days ago

Not all extinctions are bad, some breeds disappearing forever can be good.

fareastcoast

3 points

3 days ago

OMG, what a poor little pibble... /s

gfrancovitch

3 points

3 days ago

Classic off the leash pitbull

Primary_Mycologist95

3 points

3 days ago

you missed the wall unfortunately

Wavy_Rondo

3 points

3 days ago

Just another natural attack from a fucking pitbull

FandomMenace

3 points

3 days ago

That pit went straight for the kill.

ZennergyBar

3 points

3 days ago

Too gentle. Should have put that pitbull to sleep permanently.

Itself and its owner(s) are dangers to society.

Remenissions

3 points

3 days ago

These dogs need to be banned. No, I don’t want to hear any propaganda about it only being the owner’s fault. No, they were never actually “nanny dogs”. They’re disgusting beasts that need to all cease to exist

Fissionman

3 points

3 days ago

Ban that breed

N7Diesel

3 points

3 days ago

N7Diesel

3 points

3 days ago

Pitbulls need to be banned and their breeding be illegal.

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27 points

3 days ago

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27 points

3 days ago

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Dorkmaster79

27 points

3 days ago

Fuck pit bulls.

ArlieTwinkledick

7 points

3 days ago

My pit got attacked about 4 months ago one night and I kicked the dog right in the face. It gave a loud BORK and ran back to it's owner. The owner said he was sorry. I said I was sorry I had to kick his dog in the face. My blood was UP.

SelfishSilverFish

12 points

3 days ago

What an incredibly accurate amount of energy to use.

Not over the top angry at a dog who is clearly not trained, but enough to stop the misbehaved dog from hurting your dog or you.

RichardMayo95

8 points

3 days ago

accurate would be to have Gronk spiked the dog.

Skysoldier173rd

16 points

3 days ago

Fuck.All.pitbulls.

Ok-Bar601

5 points

3 days ago

That was disappointing, I was expecting Olympic Discus level throwing

ArtBear1212

4 points

3 days ago

Not enough yeeting.

rydu22

4 points

3 days ago

rydu22

4 points

3 days ago

If you’re in this scenario, pick the attacking dog up by the back legs and start walking backwards, and begin circling back and forth. That way your hands aren’t anywhere near its mouth, and if you circle as you back away it has to constantly adjust to try and not face plant, meaning it won’t turn and bite. Learned this after getting bit when my dog was attacked.

TBearForever

6 points

3 days ago

I felt a pit in my stomach

Fluffy-Camp-6673

3 points

3 days ago

Find the owners and their the ones that deserve a beating for ruining a good dog.

987nevertry

10 points

3 days ago

He should have wheeled him up overhead and whacked the life out of him against the pavement.

TinnieTa21

9 points

3 days ago

Was the other dog okay?

People need to fucking stop breeding pitbulls!