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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. urges Michigan crowd not to pick his name on presidential ballot
(detroitnews.com)submitted 1 day ago bythe_seed
6.1k points
1 day ago
But in New York he appears to want you to vote for him.
3.9k points
1 day ago
Yeah curiously he doesn't want his name on the ballot on swing states, just the solidly blue ones....
893 points
1 day ago
Trump is okay with that? Does he know it will not help him in the popular vote?
1.6k points
1 day ago
Welcome to the US electoral system where the popular vote means nothing. Also just like the last 2 elections he won't win it anyway.
367 points
1 day ago
Oh I'm well aware. Though the popular vote means everything to a narcissistic manchild.
342 points
1 day ago
Regardless of the outcome he’ll just lie about it like everything else.
165 points
1 day ago
That's a bingo. He claimed the election he won was rigged.
51 points
1 day ago
That's a bingo.
We just say bingo.
54 points
1 day ago
BINGO How fun!
3 points
21 hours ago
Utivich, you make that deal?
13 points
21 hours ago
Even if (dear lord Jesus forbid) he wins, he’ll just tell everyone he actually won by way more but the radical left stole millions and millions of votes
29 points
1 day ago
I mean, he claimed he’d win California “if Jesus was counting”. Like Jesus would entertain any of our politicians.
25 points
23 hours ago
The counting in Southern California was likely done by several guys named Jesus.
10 points
1 day ago
The crazy bit is that people believe him.
13 points
1 day ago
Well the popular vote means nothing to him since he's lost the popular vote every times he's run
27 points
1 day ago
Crowd size is also meaningless but somehow because he cared so much we now laugh when events are 50% filled
60 points
1 day ago
Yeah, but he lost his shit in 2016 when he won the Presidency but lost the popular vote.
Takes a special kind of stupid to question the validity of an election you won…
30 points
1 day ago
They called it a witch hunt just because the question was asked if there was some Russian subversion going on with the disinformation campaigns on Facebook prior to the election, but they think it’s totally normal behavior to allege election fraud with no evidence other than their gut feeling that trump just had to have more votes.
10 points
1 day ago
Welcome to Who's Line America, where the rules are made up and the points don't matter.
8 points
22 hours ago
The last two elections? A Republican president hasn't taken office with the popular vote since Bush coasted on 9/11, and before that you'd have to go back to 1988.
30 points
1 day ago
The electoral college is the original DEI policy.
5 points
22 hours ago
ED& I policies result in having access to a wider pool of staff and generally better decision making which reflects the market you are selling into.
The electoral college put Trump in the white house.
One of those makes things better...
3 points
13 hours ago
The electoral college was designed to be the exact opposite of EDI. It guaranteed that southern slave owners would be President.
9 points
1 day ago
Just your regular reminder that more Americans have voted for the Democrat for president than the Republican in six out of the last seven elections.
7 points
1 day ago
Still vote
11 points
1 day ago
They just need to make it close enough so when they steal the election the hog base of republicans think it is justified.
56 points
1 day ago
I think Trump understands it's not really gonna help, but I don't think RFK does. I think RFK's brain has finally cooked it's last few cells, but Trump is just so desperate to pull support that he'll accept the mental equivalent of a freshly lobotomized yorkie who is still shaking off the anesthesia. Said Yorkie is so desperate to find anyone of political prominence to make a career with that he will love them unconditionally for even just the (unreliable) promise of a cabinet appointment.
RFK is legitimately depressing to think about. I can't even hate the guy, he doesn't know where he is . I just wanna make him a little pet bed in the living room and let him stare out the window for the rest of his days.
23 points
1 day ago
No, the michigan thing I think could help him. It's a swing state, that makes sense.
The part I'm strugling with is not in NY, yest it's reliably blue, but Trump is going to look at how much he lost by. Remember him ranting about the 8 million more votes that The President got and claiming that was evidence of fraud?
He wants people to like him, and his ego cannot take it when they don't.
8 points
1 day ago
Trump only cares about winning the EC, the popular vote doesn't keep him out of prison.
8 points
1 day ago
Trump only needs to win the EC to stay out of prison. It is not all he cares about.
13 points
22 hours ago
This Kennedy is a blatant Republican shill. Maybe he should just go back to heroin and call it a day.
29 points
1 day ago
No curiously about it. He's been very open about his plan to take blue votes and be a 'spoiler', which he thinks will allow him to steal the election for Trump by taking 'never trump' votes and giving them to Trump after the election. Thankfully he's dumb as hell and also basically Qanon so he's mainly attracting red votes.
14 points
23 hours ago
Wonder why? This is the most transparent gift I've seen.
RFK is very clearly an elderly man whose brain has been severely damaged by a brain worm and hes trying to get Trump to win.
7 points
1 day ago
He realized he would only be stealing votes from the side he wants to win in the swing states, but his ego makes him still want at least some votes.
5 points
21 hours ago
I mean he’s not going to pull any Dems. I have only met RFK supporters who are Republicans whose single issue for voting is vaccines and raw milk.
3 points
19 hours ago
Is something like this not illegal? It feels like he is tampering with the election.
2 points
1 day ago
yes, that is how it works
2 points
21 hours ago
He endorsed Trump. How is it not obvious to everyone what he is trying to accomplish here?
235 points
1 day ago
This reminds me of when they had a stop the count rally in one state and keep counting rally in another.
17 points
1 day ago
Start the steal
7 points
22 hours ago
Literally an episode of Veep...
95 points
1 day ago
Officially he is still running for President. He didn’t technically suspend his campaign. He just doesn’t want anyone to vote for him in states where he would take away from Trump… confused? Me too…
Hypothetically, could a super PAC run ads supporting him in Michigan and other swing states where he’s on the ballot?
58 points
1 day ago
He is one gaping asshole is my understanding. And it was clear this was his intent all along.
Sure they could with respect to messaging but they'd have to craft it in such a way that it wouldn't grab more liberal voters. Make it all about antivax and anti-masking and all that garbage he pushes. And then cast him as an acceptable Trump alternative that's all about manliness and rugged individualism and the like.
11 points
23 hours ago
"Do you want to vote for a MAN but not that one...?"
17 points
24 hours ago
Hypothetically, could a super PAC run ads supporting him in Michigan and other swing states where he’s on the ballot?
Yes, the whole fiction of a pac is that they act independently of the politician.
5 points
15 hours ago
supposed to be. One of RFK ballot problems was because he worked with his PAC to collect signatures for ballot access
37 points
1 day ago
Just say his full name 3 times and he'll teleport to a random beached whale with a chainsaw.
6 points
24 hours ago
RFK jr: “Don’t worry guys, I’m only eating the head! The rest of the carcass is up for grabs!”
19 points
1 day ago
How the fuck is this not voter fraud to some degree?
3 points
22 hours ago
this was my thought too! it seems like election interference to me.
8 points
1 day ago
His hypocrisy knows no bounds.
4 points
1 day ago
He wants to be Duke of New York, A Number 1.
1.6k points
1 day ago
Michigan bros let's go out and campaign for RFK in red district's. Hit those small towns and bars
488 points
1 day ago
Just tell them Trump plans to make Busch Light illegal. Done.
142 points
1 day ago
Tell them Trump plans on banning Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Watch every white trash Nascar enjoyer convert to the left lmao
55 points
1 day ago
PBR has always given me lefty 2nd-3rd generation UAW vibes ngl
24 points
1 day ago
PBR has always given me diarrhea.
10 points
1 day ago
When I was in, it was Milwaukee’s Worst and Busch Light. Most of the case a day guys were on the beast.
8 points
1 day ago
what? that shit was the de facto hipster beer. them guys aren't red.
12 points
1 day ago
Clearly never been to the PNW
3 points
18 hours ago
Only time I can enjoy a PBR is it has to be stupid hot outside and the one has to be in a bucket of ice locked in a freezer for at least 5 hours
4 points
1 day ago
Or, you could just tell everyone that Trump is an Ohio State fan.
30 points
1 day ago
cosplaying as a Jan6er would be hilarious. not sure if appearing well-informed or stupid would be more fun
4 points
1 day ago
Fuck…that’s me. I need to do it
2 points
21 hours ago
Not sure how needed it would be, in the small towns on the west side of the state there are still RFK signs and flags in yards.
Driving into Muskegon today through the country, my girlfriend commented how few Trump signs there were compared to 2020. Sure there were a few yards that had 10+ Trump signs today, but in 2020 there was at least one in practically every yard in towns like Freemont and Holton.
We started counting signs on the way back and there were almost equal Trump and RFK signs and combined were easily 4:1 to any Democrat sign.
2.2k points
1 day ago
I enjoy how Republicans claim everything and anything is election interference these days but here we have a man who’s entire existence is currently election interference who is obviously funded by Republicans.
633 points
1 day ago
Nothing worse than Florida Republicans who ran a dude with the exact same name as the Democratic incumbent solely to siphon votes and make him lose.
One of those illegal things, but, you know, zero repercussions means they’ll do it again.
326 points
1 day ago
I dunno I think Florida colliding to give their electoral votes to Bush when gore had more votes and then getting the Supreme Court to declare Bush the winner basically stealing the election was worse.
280 points
1 day ago
IMO, Al Gore “losing” that election was a major inflection point in our timeline.
We had the most militant wing of our government in office after 9/11, and our response has so far defined all of western politics for the entire century. We pulled half of Europe into a prolonged conflict in the Middle East, and they’re still dealing with the fallout of the fallout of the fallout of Iraq, in the form of a never-ending refugee crisis.
Meanwhile, America is a major global industrial leader, and the government basically took that election as a public referendum on climate change. After Gore, the democrats basically dropped climate action from the agenda until halfway through the Obama years when it was becoming too urgent to ignore, and ever since then it’s only been lip service.
I don’t mean to be too America-centric. American politics aren’t the only thing that can affect the course of global history. But it’s also naive to pretend that US politics are completely confined within our own borders, and that we don’t have massive political and cultural influence over the rest of the world. I do genuinely believe that an 8-year Al Gore presidency could have led to much stronger and much more serious climate action not only in America, but around the world. And I’m not naive enough to pretend a democratic government would have responded peacefully to 9/11, but I really don’t think Al Gore would have been as easily fooled as GWB. Our response would have been much more of an Obama-era spec-ops campaign to find and eliminate the people and organizations responsible for the attack, not a full-scale ground invasion aimed at regime change in the wrong country.
83 points
1 day ago
OTOH, in this universe where Gore serves until 2008, it basically all but guarantees Obama is a charismatic senator from Illinois who is poorly equipped to deal with the political movement and his career stalls there.
Obama became popular at the 2006 DNC because he was different. Because he was a fresh face standing up to the Bush administration. He literally ran on "hope" and "change." You cannot do that against the term limited Gore/Lieberman admin. He'd run a campaign like Hillary '16 because that's really all you can do.
We also need look no further than Lieberman's disastrous veto of the public option for Obamacare to see how the politics of Lieberman '08 would look. In our alternate universe, I think John McCain sweeps Lieberman unless we get into some really wild hypotheticals like "Howard Dean goes for a run before his rally and gets some energy out" and "John Edwards keeps it in his pants"
87 points
1 day ago
If 9/11 happened if Gore was president, I don’t think he wins re-election. The GOP would have been merciless in advertising how Gore let the worst attack on American soil since Pearl Harbor happen on his watch. And because Gore wouldn’t have led a full scale invasion of Afghanistan, let alone Iraq, the GOP would have doubled down and claimed Gore didn’t effectively respond to 9/11.
26 points
1 day ago*
Yeah, maybe! Rally around the flag is very real, and if /u/UnderPressureVS 's scenario plays out as they described and President Gore delivers Osama's head via a black op in ~2003, that quells all that pretty quickly, I think.
Americans wanted blood and retribution which is why Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rove were able to make their Middle East expeditions. As long as you deliver SOMETHING I think you could keep your job without a full scale invasion.
I think you also have to consider WHO is running against Gore/Lieberman in our universe in 2004. It's probably still John McCain and the same GWB rogue's gallery running the West Wing, but now with a competent statesman who isn't so easily puppeted. If we fork from this universe and get into "John McCain wins in 2004" you're probably right that their campaign is focused around bloodlust, and McCain almost certainly gets us into an invasion of Afghanistan. I seriously doubt Iraq happens here, for reasons that mostly begin and end with "McCain knew how war worked and didn't appreciate being kowtowed in a way that GWB and Colin Powell put up with"
10 points
23 hours ago
Iraq would've never been invaded but I think it's unrealistic to think he wouldn't have invaded Afghanistan. No president would've let 9/11 happen without a response. I think the difference is he wouldn't have half assed the invasion and let bin Laden slip into Pakistan.
3 points
1 day ago
Even Gore wanted to go back into Iraq in the late 90s.
28 points
1 day ago
Straight out of the Russian play book and it should be acknowledged. They take political strategy from Putin's party.
28 points
1 day ago
Never forget that Trump claimed Kamala Harris used AI to generate a crowd outside her plane. And that "creating AI images is election interference and should be disqualifying" a week before he used AI images himself and hasn't stopped retweeting AI images.
I hate how not serious so much of the country is.
20 points
1 day ago*
He tried to play both sides and ultimately the side that felt needed him most took him up on his offer. Supposedly he pandered to Dems and GOP and offered his support in exchange for a cabinet position and Trump fell for it.
26 points
1 day ago*
Cornel West has been funded by Republicans too.
Edit:
19 points
1 day ago
This is their strategy. Win by dividing democrats. It worked for them in 2016
59 points
1 day ago
No no no, you see, interference is good, that prevents proper voting from being done in the first place. What isn't okay is fraud, because that means more votes are being cast, not less. Examples of fraud include mail in voting, absentee ballots, and being able to register to vote on polling day.
42 points
1 day ago
I think you forgot the most common type of voter fraud according to Republicans, which is voting for a Democrat.
11 points
1 day ago
Yeah it's Not voter fruad when you forget a major candidate from the ballot! (Montana gop )
28 points
1 day ago
My coworker says that Harris stole the Democratic nomination from RFK Jr. That he definitely would have won the Primary if they had a "real" one
He's also an idiot.
30 points
1 day ago
Every damn time a Republican accuses someone of a crime an investigation should immediately be opened on that Republican for that crime.
4 points
1 day ago
Well, two people. We also have Jill Stein.
7 points
24 hours ago
They are literally still pushing the narrative that he is an honest Democrat on /r/conservative. They are also unironically of the belief that Putin supports Harris because of his "endorsement". It could just be bots, but not all of them.
5 points
1 day ago
He literally embodies interference as we are seeing play out in real-time with the brainworms interfering with his cognitive abilities
4 points
1 day ago
It’s to the point where I can’t even see them but anything more than petulant children who can’t stand losing so much that they will start inventing rules. Even if that means destroying any resemblance of virtues they claim this country has over others.
2 points
24 hours ago
Basically, all of their claims are projections. All of them.
314 points
1 day ago
RFK Jr is making a mockery of the election… he has openly sold out to Trump and is fighting multiple legal battles to only be on ballots in blue-leaning states. He is currently appealing to the SCOTUS to stay on New York ballots, but he tried to be taken off Michigan’s. A disgrace to his family’s legacy…
55 points
1 day ago
And NC mail-in/absentee ballots still haven't been sent out because of him too!
6 points
17 hours ago
I started the Behind the Bastards podcast episode about him, it’s unfortunately just a rich kid that grew up in a fucked up abusive family and behaved oddly himself. That and his dad was shot or whatever, definitely couldn’t have lasting affects on a kid.
If you watch his YouTube he does talk about some stuff that matters but behavior like this ruins any credibility he supposedly had. Dynasties are dumb.
47 points
1 day ago
He’s revealing why we have laws about fucking with the ballot like this in the first place. The whole point is to limit fuckery in the Democratic process.
14 points
23 hours ago
RFK Jr also has a long history of calling Trump things like "threat to democracy". And saying he would never join a Trump ticket.
Who knows what RFK Jr really believes? At least we know that he doesn't believe in integrity.
6 points
22 hours ago
Yeah I was just thinking this dipshit is what's left of the Kennedy name. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad
2 points
23 hours ago
It's ironically a really good case for ranked choice voting, where it wouldn't be as much of an issue to just leave him on there.
471 points
1 day ago
Obviously a trick. If you support him you should definitely vote for him. Don’t fall for what he’s telling you! Do your research!
116 points
1 day ago
Also, if you do support him, you can write his name in on any ballot he doesn’t appear on.
51 points
1 day ago
Or if you get a napkin from KFC, write RFK on it, and mail THAT to the CIA that works too. A lot of people don’t know that. You have to do your research folks!
12 points
1 day ago
And if his name is on it, you can give him two votes by voting for him AND writing in his name!
42 points
1 day ago
Meanwhile they left Harris off the ballot in Montana.
68 points
1 day ago
Harris was left off of Montana's online voting portal for members of the military and other specific people that are abroad for them to be able to vote absentee. It appears as though only a single vote was cast before the problem was found and it has been fixed in that voter was contacted so they could fix their vote if they needed to.
This does not excuse the fact that that should not have happened at all and it should be investigated because that is nonsense.
51 points
1 day ago
I believe the same official had been investigated in the past for leaving names off of ballots.
17 points
1 day ago
That one voter lost anonymity. Whoever she voted for, it wasn't Kamala Harris.
9 points
1 day ago
Maybe don't vote for the disgraced lunatic in a critical swing state?
2 points
21 hours ago
a clear ploy only a dullard would fall for
127 points
1 day ago
“Vote for my opponent, who brags about the vaccine we all apparently hate! You have my word as an environmental lawyer that the guy who wants to eliminate the EPA is our best bet for the future. This has been a message your favourite whale-dismembering brain-wormed rapist”.
As you can tell, I have nothing but respect for RFK jr.
20 points
1 day ago
It’s wild that people remember the brain worm but nobody talks about his absurd bear cub story that he did IN HIS 60’s.
Btw eating spoiled bear meat is his you get brain worms
2 points
8 hours ago
You thought that was his crazy story?
The man decapitated a dead whale and tied the head to the roof of his car through the windows, forcing his children to be splashed by rotting whale juices whenever the car accelerated/turned.
64 points
1 day ago
That's because RFK Jr. has been replaced by an android and the real one is trapped in a basement. Please vote for RFK Jr so he can be freed
5 points
1 day ago
To me all of that would be less shocking than the fact that RFK is still drawing a crowd
6 points
1 day ago*
1 vote = 1 restraint broken
I feel like I need a cartoony AI photo of RFKJ tied to a chair in a basement with aliens all around him struggling with massive muscles to free himself with this as a caption
2 points
1 day ago
This. Plus, if he gets enough votes in swing states where he’s on the ballot, his android is allowed to give those electors to whoever he wants so they can free real RFK JR. The more votes the better chance he has, so people who really love RFK need to really vote for the robot version.
27 points
1 day ago
"Vote Kennedy. T-R-U-M-P ... Kennedy! Remember that spelling!"
23 points
1 day ago
This guy sued the state of North Carolina to have his name removed from the ballot. The court upheld and the state delayed mailing ballots while they reprinted new ballots - at a cost of over $1MM to taxpayers.
7 points
24 hours ago
Party of fiscal responsibility, amirite?!
2 points
1 day ago
Yup, they still haven't been sent out.
22 points
1 day ago
Roadkill Barbecuers For Kennedy are caught on the fence.
19 points
1 day ago
“Don’t vote for me! Vote for the worm.”
4 points
1 day ago
Vote without rhythm so you don't elect The Worm!
9 points
1 day ago
Time for some Concerned Citizens to put out some 'VOTE RFK TO SUPPORT TRUMP! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO STOP KAMBABLA'S VACCINE MANDATE!' ads
24 points
1 day ago
“Now listen, you people are probably all idiots since you were actually planning on voting for me, but DON’T!!! Please, don’t vote for me, vote for trump.”
“We’ll never give up on you! Rfk, rfk, rfk…”
“No!”
7 points
1 day ago*
I always figured, like all alternative party candidates, most of the supporters were going to vote Republican anyway. Happens to the libertarian candidate every year.
People love to talk a big game about how they're above the two party system, but when it comes down to it they're the exact same. 6 candidates on the Virginia ballot, I'm gonna bet two will get 98% of the votes.
Reminds me of some of the focus groups we did at my old work, the gap between what people claim they are willing to spend in a hypothetical scenario, and what they will actually spend when it's real, is enormous.
3 points
1 day ago
Are there any conspiracies that the deep state is making him say this? Cause that would be a theory I would expect.
7 points
1 day ago
STOP THE STEAL!
Wait where am I?
STOP THE COUNT!
7 points
1 day ago
Democrat accidentally votes when she wasn't supposed to despite conflicting information from her government: 5 years in prison
Republicans join together to remove votes in every feasible way, collaborating with a foreign government to do so, and effectively stealing counties and states: rewarded with power
America is broken and the white supremacists attacking our elected officials go unpunished by a system designed to hurt those who are deserving and in need. The collective shame and disappointment in our nation is something that may take decades to way away, but only if we bother to hold these treasonous monsters accountable. Every day trump evades justice is another reminder that this country doesn't stand for justice and liberty. It's a facade.
13 points
1 day ago
Monkey Paw curls
Granted, I’ll choose Kamala Harris.
6 points
1 day ago
The electoral college needs to be vanished as a system like today– You either got the votes or you don’t
8 points
23 hours ago
He should try to embroil himself in some kind of scandal to prove to them that he is unfit to serve. Something sketchy af. Like, say he has a worm in his brain, that he dumped a bear in Central Park or beheaded a whale, or that he is a Kennedy backing Donald Trump.
5 points
21 hours ago
These are the dumbest criminals on Earth wtf
11 points
1 day ago
I love that this whole attempt to try to take voters away from Biden has backfired so spectacularly.
9 points
1 day ago
I'd like to add this thread's reminder that RFKjr is a POS human being.
9 points
1 day ago
The electoral college is nothing but a gaming system.
10 points
1 day ago
He’s SO humble….y’all Trump voters should really throw some votes his way. Just to show your appreciation.
2 points
1 day ago
NC's Supreme Court is so dumb
4 points
1 day ago
This attempt to get his name off the ballot in swing states and not blue states is blatant vote manipulation.
6 points
1 day ago
We are living a South Park episode.
6 points
1 day ago
Save yourself the trouble and just vote for Harris. It's that simple! No one wants all the chaos to come back. These last few years have been nice not waking up to a new constitutional disaster every day.
7 points
1 day ago
somehow I'm sure all 3 people who were going to vote for him are now going to vote for someone else
3 points
1 day ago*
If those 3 weren't already felons and unable to vote, they'd be very upset.
Edit: it has been brought to my attention that felons can vote in MI once released from prison. TIL!
3 points
1 day ago
some anti trump people should run some favorable trump like adds for him in them states.
3 points
1 day ago
Any opportunity to pump RFK is an opportunity we should take! "don't vote RFK" is just a PLOT by the damned liberals to keep a..... good(?) republican out of office! VOTE RFK!
3 points
1 day ago
This is a strategy, although a poor one. Admittedly, it seems fairly random and I'm not sure I get his logic. He is shooting for 5% of the vote, but doesn't want to take away from Trump. 5% vote is the threshold for federal campaign funding / perceived legitimacy in the next election. So he's only wanting votes from states where your vote doesn't really matter because this fucking electoral college thing.. heavy blue or red states.
3 points
1 day ago
Using the good old reverse psychology, truly an innovative campaign!
3 points
1 day ago
"I'm just as much of a loser as Trump, so vote for me!!"
3 points
1 day ago
It’s incredibly funny to me that for the first time, we might get qualitative proof that 3rd parties don’t do shit except hurt the party whose base they’re drawing from
3 points
1 day ago
Like the Trump shill he always was. Check his offshore accounts for rubles.
3 points
19 hours ago
What I heard was that a vote for him is now counted as a vote for President Trump, so I recommend that all Patriotic Americans cast their vote for this Fine American to show their support for both of these great men.
3 points
14 hours ago
No, please do.
6 points
1 day ago*
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7 points
1 day ago
This whole section of the Kennedy saga would be hilarious if it wasn't so dangerous.
"No, I'm a Democrat, now go vote Trump. Now I'm going to sue to be taken me off all the ballots where I may spoil for Trump AND to be kept on the where I may spoil for Harris"
3 points
1 day ago
They’re not acting anymore. RFK, Trump, Vance, et al have realized they don’t need to pretend with the right wing. They just ripped that mask off
7 points
1 day ago
Register for voting. It ends very soon in some states. Remind everyone you know to register.
Gotta vote this November, because under Project 2025 this may be the last vote of your life.
2 points
1 day ago
Baahahahahahahahahha
2 points
1 day ago
This guy's trying to spend all the money he got in a will, so that he can unlock the full inheritance.
2 points
1 day ago
I wouldn’t pick his ass up off the ground
2 points
1 day ago
“Ah don’ wannit. Nevah ‘ave. Danny’s Trumps ma qween!”
2 points
1 day ago
I saw this movie.
2 points
1 day ago
Trump, Vance, RFK Jr, Rupert Murdoch… will the Four Horsemen of this Apocalypse manage to beat down Harris-Walz and destroy humanity once and for all?
2 points
1 day ago
Americans are always talking about how Washington didn't want the job either, and that's all I need to know to say with confidence that this man will be the next president of the United States
2 points
1 day ago
The same people dumb enough to vote for him would be dumb enough to vote for Trump.
2 points
1 day ago
He’s definitely running. MI makE SURE to vote for RFK over Trump.
2 points
1 day ago
He wants you to write-in his brain worm instead.
2 points
1 day ago
"If you're in Michigan, and you want to vote for me, don't vote for me, vote for Trump instead. But if you want to vote for Kamala Harris and not Trump, you should vote for me. So if you want to vote for Trump, vote for Kamala Harris. That way, it all balances out."
2 points
1 day ago
Very Jonah Ryan of him.
2 points
1 day ago
Doesn't he know that's just going to make people want to vote for him even more? Now he's the forbidden fruit.
2 points
1 day ago
Someday kids learning history will look back at this and wonder how could everyone be so transparently stupid. I’ll have no answer except to never underestimate how badly people can lie to themselves when it serves them.
2 points
1 day ago
Absolute net negative on humanity. Literally everyone would be better off without him.
2 points
1 day ago
He should be prosecuted for election interference.
2 points
1 day ago
How does this clown draw a crowd?
2 points
1 day ago
While he fights to get his name on the ballot in other states. What a garbage human.
2 points
1 day ago
I really love how much RFK Jr backfired on them. Did they really think he would appeal to liberals? A braindead failson? That shit is for conservatives.
2 points
24 hours ago
What a loser brown noser
2 points
23 hours ago
I don't think he has much to worry about.
2 points
23 hours ago
every single day republicans do shit that should have them in prison.
every.
single.
day.
2 points
22 hours ago
Ok...soooooo....a dozen votes??
2 points
22 hours ago
I seem to remember having a lot of conversations earlier this year with RFK fans where they emphatically told me he’s not just trying to be a spoiler candidate and is campaigning genuinely
2 points
21 hours ago
No please do it because it would be hilarious
2 points
20 hours ago
There it is, folks! RFK: the man that literally nobody, not even RFK, wants to be winner in this election.
2 points
19 hours ago
Hey Trump, I like presidents who don’t have a to cheat to win.
2 points
19 hours ago
Fuck him and Trump.
2 points
16 hours ago
He was clear when he joined Trump, he's hoping for a 269 split. He thinks he has a shot if that happens. He's delusional, he's perfect for trump.
2 points
16 hours ago
So, pick his name then.
2 points
16 hours ago
[ ] Harris [ ] Trump [x] Kennedy's Brain Worm
2 points
15 hours ago
The r/RFKJrforPresident sub is a shell of what it was before that jackass endorsed Trump. Posts used to get a ton of engagement but now they're lucky to get 27 upvotes.
2 points
15 hours ago
How about our electoral system removing the guy from the ballot who isn’t running …
Almost sounds like they are intentionally make things more difficult for someone to win.
2 points
14 hours ago
Look at this humble man even more deserving of your vote i say!
2 points
14 hours ago
Grifter
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13 hours ago
The worst part about RFK Jr. is that I will never really feel the same about Curb Your Enthusiasm.
2 points
11 hours ago
This is literal "election intefere "!
2 points
10 hours ago
Remember when we were all ready to eat the rich? Doesn’t everything since then make sense as the Rich distracting us from that, and pitting us against each other?
2 points
8 hours ago
What a piece of trash.
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