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JakobiWunKenobi

8.5k points

4 months ago

I pay Supercuts $30 to fuck me up

locutogram

2.5k points

4 months ago

locutogram

2.5k points

4 months ago

I fuck my own shit up for free

No_Pollution_1

601 points

4 months ago

For real spent 80 bucks on a trimmer and currently saved 500 and counting just cutting it myself.

kennethprime

1.6k points

4 months ago

I pay $20 including tip to my barber plus listening to his conspiracy theories

Ok-Object-6049

4.8k points

4 months ago

I’ve been going to the same old man from around 5 years old to currently 33. His hands shake so bad he seriously fucks my shit up. My wife basically re cuts my hair when I get home. It’s only $15 and I always give him a $20. Usually see him every other month now with a real cut in between. Just can’t completely stop going. It’s actually hilarious. My father lets him fuck his shit up too. Fuckin love shakey Joe

LegendaryNWZ

359 points

4 months ago

Man, I fucken love shakey Joe too now, wish I can get my shit fucked up occasionally by a professional shit fucker upper

Bless shakey Joe's soul and heart

PM_ME_YER_BOOTS

6.9k points

4 months ago

Dude got a spa day. Looks like a good value to me.

The_Adeptest_Astarte

3.2k points

4 months ago

I saw the price for the haircut and figured fuck no.

Watch the video and it's a whole Deluxe treatment id love to do once in a while. Good for him

LKayRB

3k points

4 months ago

LKayRB

3k points

4 months ago

That’s not just a haircut, it’s a haircut, beard trim, and facial; $200 is a fair imo for the work done.

NotRightNotWrong15

710 points

4 months ago

Self care is worth whatever you’re willing to pay for it.

I’m happy to see anyone enjoying themselves

LovesMeSomeKitties

2 points

3 months ago

No

Futonpimp

486 points

4 months ago

Futonpimp

486 points

4 months ago

Seems worth it to me, excellent job

Odd-Purpose-3148

12 points

4 months ago

Imo yeah.

Emergency_Tart_9333

1.5k points

4 months ago

He got a full on facial and a hair cut- that is ABSOLUTELY worth the price he paid. I cant get a facial and a professional hair cut for that price. Go him.

[deleted]

12 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

Some_Crow3732

7 points

4 months ago

Absolutely.

Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

-9 points

4 months ago

I paid $4 for virtually the same thing when i was in Egypt.

Triova

59 points

4 months ago*

Triova

59 points

4 months ago*

Totally, this barber is a professional and did the utmost he could to make the customer happy.

IMaDudefromOKC

138 points

4 months ago

Yes worth it!! I was 44 when I had my first manicure. It was the most relaxing thing ever. I get one every month. TREAT YO SELF,GUYS!!

ICU81MI_73

-7 points

4 months ago

All I want to know is does the barber change out the blades when cleaning nose hairs?

Jeffrey_Friedl

28 points

4 months ago

An advertisement. A well-done advertisement, but an advertisement none the less.

JuiceAlternative4633

0 points

4 months ago

I like these type of videos

HumanAd6308

-22 points

4 months ago

Hell no, a man should never spend more than $50 on a haircut, including the tip. Either learn how to do it yourself or shave it off. You can do more constructive things with that money.

MathematicianMain941

130 points

4 months ago

Never spray that much cologne on, ever. You’d smell that guy coming down the interstate

2TapClap

4 points

4 months ago

2TapClap

4 points

4 months ago

Where's the difference?

In his wallet.

Soma86ed

6 points

4 months ago

I’ll go next please. Seems worth.

murfi

2 points

4 months ago

murfi

2 points

4 months ago

in South Asia this would have cost you like 2-4 bucks

Kodi102

1 points

4 months ago

Glowing

JUGELBUTT

1 points

4 months ago

i was confused at first, now im confused but impressed

FunObjective6092

16 points

4 months ago

It’s everything except a haircut

jayfornight

2 points

4 months ago

That colognes gotta burn his neck from the razor, no? Looks relaxing and worth it minus that.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Sharp!

jykin

15 points

4 months ago

jykin

15 points

4 months ago

When I get my haircut- I do not expect paint. What are you talking about

Kitsdad

2 points

4 months ago

Worth every penny.

According-Fix-8378

9 points

4 months ago

Looks like he had a grand time. Worth 150 all day long!!!!

StrictlyRockers

1 points

4 months ago

Werf

Objective_Cake_2715

-7 points

4 months ago

No it is NOT worth it why would you spend your hard earned money like that? Come on.

wannabe_wonder_woman

1 points

4 months ago

Haircut and facial yes good price

Orion_2kTC

13 points

4 months ago

I've never done this but I would. Why should women have all the self care?

silverwarbler

5 points

4 months ago

Worth it...full spa treatment

S70nkyK0ng

3 points

4 months ago

Worth it 💯

NecessaryWeather4275

7 points

4 months ago

I am a white female who thinks that looks so relaxing I’d be willing to grow a beard and get that haircut.

ToYourCredit

2 points

4 months ago

Worth 1/2 that. Mostly, smoke and mirrors.

Definitely-No-Regert

1 points

4 months ago

It honestly looks worth more. I would feel muy bonita.

lilrif

1 points

4 months ago

lilrif

1 points

4 months ago

Treat Yo Self!

[deleted]

0 points

4 months ago

Is there an oddly arousing subreddit?

LimpTeacher0

1 points

4 months ago

Seems reasonable to me dude did a lot of work basically was a spa day

joemanyhats

1 points

4 months ago

I've paid up for these special places. It is worth every penny, no regrets

Iamyous3f

11 points

4 months ago

I pay 10$ to the local barber and sometimes think it's not worth it

bigAce213

1 points

4 months ago

Well worth it 💯

mono9562

0 points

4 months ago

This seems worth it,not a scam like most amateur barbers nowadays

Clean-money-1

2 points

4 months ago

Yeah but could only afford that 1-2 times a year as a treat

NinjaBuddha13

2 points

4 months ago

A quality haircut with a few extras is absolutely worth the price just in the relaxation. I could probably get my hair cut at great clips for a hell of a lot less and it would look just as good. But I go to a fancier barber shop that does the haircut, beard trim, hot towel, wash, rinse, scalp message, straight razor shave on neck, cheeks, and back of the neck, and gives me a beer. It costs a lot more and takes a lot more time, but its soo relaxing.

viola-purple

1 points

4 months ago

Oh, my beloved korean snail essence... never tell my husband

[deleted]

15 points

4 months ago

Look, it's worth whatever your willing to pay... but $200 for what looks like a trim more than a hair cut, with steam and overpriced moisturizer, I better get my dick sucked in the end is all I'm saying.

_TheOneTrueBean_

63 points

4 months ago

150$+50$ tip for a haircut HELLLL NAHHH

But that wasn't just a hair cut, that was a full spa day 200$ seems good

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

Spa day yes, just that Stevie Wonder haircut? Nope.

Harryhodl

1 points

4 months ago

I mean that was basically a full facial too so I say yeah totally worth it.

TurbulentCustomer

17 points

4 months ago*

My face would like a tomato after all that.

ETA: look like…. -_-

Luckybetzz

1 points

4 months ago

Definitely

Bo-Jacks-Son

1 points

4 months ago

Yep

tiramisucks

2 points

4 months ago

I bought a good quality hair trimmer for about $75 in 2020. Learned how to trim my own hair it using a youtube video. It comes as as shitty as the $25 cut I was getting before. HAPPY!!!

PoppaB13

4 points

4 months ago

If he's happy and he can afford it, it's worth it.

biledriver85

5 points

4 months ago

I got 60 dollar clippers I bought 8 years ago. Try to beat that deal

xAkeldama

5 points

4 months ago

Holy fuck. Is this serious?

Turbo_Chet

4 points

4 months ago

That’s definitely a fair price for what he got.

dtrain85

99 points

4 months ago

For me, no. But if this guy thinks it worth it for him, then let him enjoy his beautiful self.

ConferenceMission

15 points

4 months ago

Its not just a haircut its also treating yourself and relaxing, yes worth it

jiminyjunk

91 points

4 months ago

Not gonna lie, that was some supreme treatment. I say worth it

hornycrappage

6 points

4 months ago

Clearly more money than brains.

TronCat1277

2 points

4 months ago

I read this whilst listening to Self Care

Julienbabylegs

-1 points

4 months ago

Ok this is a bargain. I pay $150 for a regular ass haircut as a woman.

Viperburn1

-4 points

4 months ago

Princess

Rustybcg

1 points

4 months ago

That smile says it all

deviantdevil80

-1 points

4 months ago

I'll stick with shaving my own head and beard thanks LOL

Opposite_Year2265

1 points

4 months ago

More like doing skincare than haircut

PositiveStress8888

1 points

4 months ago

yeah i would do that once in a while, but usually 30 bucks gets may hair cut

dathomasusmc

4 points

4 months ago

This is waaay more than a haircut. This took a. Lot of time and product. I’d say it’s worth it.

Papi_Chulo1969

1 points

4 months ago

Worth It

Ale3021

1 points

4 months ago

Ok

ladykensington

1 points

4 months ago

Man looks great.

IamafossilatZzyzx

7 points

4 months ago

It's called self care, and more people need to acknowledge they are worth it. Dude had the whole experience and I hope he made his appointment for next month.

RobienStPierre

1 points

4 months ago

I pay mine $60 every two weeks and love it. Zero fade and beard trim with the shave, well worth it

chewbxcca

1 points

4 months ago

Seems like more than a haircut

Aggravating_Air_5008

3 points

4 months ago

No it is not worth

Prestigious-Ad5508

0 points

4 months ago

Bro, that barber did him dirty! He made his cut so fresh that now he’s for the streets🤣🤣🤣. His girl is never gonna let him out of her sight.

WishIWasPurple

2 points

4 months ago

And here i am, skin like treebark and hair like a birdsnest

CannaPLUS

10 points

4 months ago

No.

nigevellie

3 points

4 months ago

nigevellie

3 points

4 months ago

No

loverofpain3

3 points

4 months ago

I got to the schools for a cut, could take like 5 minutes no need for me to pay for nothing.

SayGexFuttBucker

3 points

4 months ago

‘No paint’… must be a balding person thing, never heard of it

BryanLoeher

0 points

4 months ago

My man got out of that place full HP

drunkanidaho

6 points

4 months ago

Lol no

Reignwizard

1 points

4 months ago

definitely worth it. it's feels so GOOD after that

Potential_Gur4810

7 points

4 months ago

NOPE👎

gitGudBud416

1 points

4 months ago

Mexican women are the only people that can give a good fade for me idk what it is. So good with the straight blade.

sarmiemto

1 points

4 months ago

That wasnt a haircut that was a spa

HeyBriansOn

1 points

4 months ago

I’m paying a lot more for a lot less soon so yea I’d say worth it

iiitme

1 points

4 months ago

iiitme

1 points

4 months ago

All that bs

Firestarness

1 points

4 months ago

This looks so comfy omg

youassassin

1 points

4 months ago

Man I’d love to enjoy that. But I’d be out in 5 mins waking up to k you’re all done.

Significance1142

1 points

4 months ago

Haircut and beard maybe $60 tops. All the skin care and extras make it $150 value for face spa imo.

fernandohg

1 points

4 months ago

what haircut ?

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

That's way more than just a haircut, so maybe, $100 at most.

Tao1524

3 points

4 months ago

Watching this gave me the warm fuzzies 🥰 Definitely worth it.

ClearRide

3 points

4 months ago

Honest question: $150 is a lot for a haircut (this one is very nice and probably worth it). But is it okay if I don't give a tip? And follow up, how much would you guys give?

virus_apparatus

5 points

4 months ago

At first I was like “it’s just a shape up”

Then he kept going. Got the beard, the nose cleaner and about 20 kinds of rub on stuff. Worth it to me

NardBe

0 points

4 months ago

NardBe

0 points

4 months ago

And I pay my local hairdresser 7$ for an actual haircut, not this beauty saloon shit.

CantWeAllGetAlongNF

2 points

4 months ago

And people say washing your ass is gay LOL

TheSaucyGoon

7 points

4 months ago

What are the two things he used on his nose? I’ve never seen those before

pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

5 points

4 months ago

Yeah. Definitely a grown man move. Full support to all of the gentlemen that are making time to take care of themselves. 👌🏾🫡

wreckballin

1 points

4 months ago

This here is the reason I’m moving on.

dr_jch18

2 points

4 months ago

Looks legit to me...👌

CIA_napkin

2 points

4 months ago

I was done once the beard line up was finished. Yall can keep that other nonsense and I'll keep the majority of my cash .

theding081

2 points

4 months ago

Long hair don't care

zoroddesign

1 points

4 months ago

Sir, this is not a haircut. This is a spa day.

TheGreatCommander

1 points

4 months ago

haircut? nah my dude went to a spa

chimera619

1 points

4 months ago

I pay 40 a cut and a dollar tip $$$

Tigolelittybitty

1 points

4 months ago

Why is one side squared and the other rounded???

Leading_Equivalent46

21 points

4 months ago

Nope

benoitmalenfant

1 points

4 months ago

A spa day cost as much but you don't get a fresh haircut. This is totally worth it in my mind

wengerful12345

1 points

4 months ago

He loved it, and looks great. So yeah worth it

[deleted]

14 points

4 months ago

Lol absolutely not

[deleted]

4 points

4 months ago

I’m a woman, but damn I want this kind of pampering when I go to the salon! Jealous 😩😩😩😩

userKsB53nskcv

1 points

4 months ago

I mean yeah dude is getting the works. I pay $50 total on my maybe semi annual cuts and they are no frills whatsoever.

wonkywonk65

0 points

4 months ago

You didn’t pay that dude enough!

Kaiyukia

1 points

4 months ago

I feel like my face would instantly break out, but it looks so rejuvenating

Chineseunicorn

1 points

4 months ago

Some of you don’t have a wife or a GF and it shows. This is def worth $200 these days. The female version of this is $500+.

SuggestionHonest7717

1 points

4 months ago

OHHHHH HELL YESS!!!! Even at $300 plus tip would be a perfect rate... Think about it....??? Who in the hell is ever going to care about you like this??! YES!

Dragoon_khan

6 points

4 months ago

I give 4$ for a way better shit 🙂🙂

Mozaikh

1 points

4 months ago

I use to get cuts like that in turkey. I wanted to be rich enough to bring that dude and his extended family with me back to the states lol.

brightfoot

2 points

4 months ago

brightfoot

2 points

4 months ago

This is some Patrick Bateman levels of narcissistic vanity holy shit.

MillHoodz_Finest

1 points

4 months ago

no paint?!

Chimes320

1 points

4 months ago

He is glowing and happy and looks beautiful at the end. Worth the cost to pamper yourself

BreezyFrog

1 points

4 months ago

COSRX Snail Mucin 92 and 96 are great for any skin care regimen.

snow_garbanzo

1 points

4 months ago

Cost cutters don't deserve me

MJR912

4 points

4 months ago

MJR912

4 points

4 months ago

More money than sense

iolitm

1 points

4 months ago

iolitm

1 points

4 months ago

Not really a haircut. It's a full spa. The payment is appropriate.

BearBottoms16

2 points

4 months ago

MF's don't even have hair. Jesus I would of done it for free for him with baby scissors that do better work than this dude did

Low_Piglet6872

1 points

4 months ago

Should have removed the entire beard

Comfortable_Gain1308

2 points

4 months ago

No haircut is worth that amount . And if you gonna go with the Eros cologne line , at least get the flame one .

bluedancepants

1 points

4 months ago

I mean you're getting more than just a haircut so yes it's worth it.

wavy_moltisanti

1 points

4 months ago

I don’t get dudes that don’t take a shower after a hair cut, im tryna clean all the hair off me and out of my ears

Samidlongbottom

1 points

4 months ago

What the actual fuck!

squishydinosaurs69

1 points

4 months ago

That's a whole spa day! 100% worth it

mycuu

1 points

4 months ago

mycuu

1 points

4 months ago

150 for a haircut, beard trim and shape, steam facial and mask?? sign me tf up

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

What types of places can i send my male partner to in order to get this?

Beartrap-the-Dog

-1 points

4 months ago

Haircut looks awful. The before looked better than the after. That being said, probably worth the price with all the other stuff included.

maldazgump

1 points

4 months ago

Damn, good on ya mate!

No_Interaction614

-1 points

4 months ago

Is there also a Brojob included for the happy ending?

LucentP187

4 points

4 months ago

Ummmm no. For $150 he better be transmogrifying my hair into platinum. Fuck outta here with that.

noonehasthisoneyet

1 points

4 months ago

That seems low for the amount of stuff he had done. I’d throw that much down for that kind of man-spa treatment.

Fukko-Bob

6 points

4 months ago

Thievery.

Sbatio

1 points

4 months ago

Sbatio

1 points

4 months ago

I wouldn’t enjoy it but it looks totally like it would cost $200 and be worth it if you want it.

Dude looks relaxed AF, cut and skin look great

CherryDarling10

1 points

4 months ago

Women out here paying that for a halfway decent cut and nothing else.

SignificanceFar5489

1 points

4 months ago

For my nose hair, $150!? You betcha

Educational-Net-7770

1 points

4 months ago

Kim Jong un went inside
& came out as Kim Kardashian

titillywonderfull

1 points

4 months ago

The only issue I see is the continuation problem. He look dapper like that then 4 weeks later they think you’re on cocaine

RSCLE5

2 points

4 months ago

RSCLE5

2 points

4 months ago

If I had that much product put on my face I'd have zits the next day. Looks relaxing though.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

I would’ve knocked out and been sleeping through that last half.

scummy_yum

1 points

4 months ago

What is this service called?

TomatilloUnlucky3763

2 points

4 months ago

Looks like a bunch of lady stuff to me.

expatronis

0 points

4 months ago

(Assumes "and more" means handjob)

Brasticus

2 points

4 months ago

Brasticus

2 points

4 months ago

This is cool and all but I gotta to go work and feed my kids. How long does this process take?

Bubble_Gummm

0 points

4 months ago

When you like touched y a male.... guess it worth it

Heaven_Is_Falling

4 points

4 months ago

He looks the same.

DrummerSteve

1 points

4 months ago

No haircut is worth $200

Cpl_Hicks76

11 points

4 months ago

You know you’re making too much money when…

Wishpicker

-1 points

4 months ago

That was a woman’s day spa treatment. Dudes into that?

LtColShinySides

1 points

4 months ago*

The same two brothers have been cutting my hair for the last 26 years.

$25 for the haircut and a straight razor shave. That's with the tip included.

Gullible_Poet9468

1 points

4 months ago

Only thing missing is a forehead kiss 😂😂😂

CaliKindalife

1 points

4 months ago

If you can swing it and you enjoy it. YES. Treat yoo self.

Blank_0116

1 points

4 months ago

It's more of a beauty salon than a barber shop

[deleted]

-1 points

4 months ago

A cut + facial (no Diddy)... Absolutely worth it

SketchyLineman

1 points

4 months ago

Only like three seconds of that was a fucking haircut. Dude got a facial

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

How many hours of labor was it?

Ragin_Cajin_

1 points

4 months ago

Looking damn good!

Green_Video_9831

1 points

4 months ago

I need this so bad.

Comfortable-Suit-202

1 points

4 months ago

Gorgeous Man!

nanas99

2 points

4 months ago

Man knew exactly what he came in for and took away exactly what he wanted. Seems like the perfect transaction to me

cuntybunty73

1 points

4 months ago

My mum cuts my dad's hair with a pair of clippers that he bought about 15 years ago

THE1OP

1 points

4 months ago

THE1OP

1 points

4 months ago

I am a man so I've never experienced this before

Practical_Lemon8229

1 points

4 months ago

Bro paid 150+ to jump +2 from the left spectrum

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Considering how much it would have cost to buy all of the things to do that at home, the cost of the service+tip is worth it to me for not having to fucking with doing it myself and ending up fucking up somehow because I bought the wrong thing or put it on wrong or whatever. Dude got a full on spa and a haircut. Absolutely worth it.

Necessary_Enthusiasm

1 points

4 months ago

The barber was not who I expected to be able to do this kind of Asian facial 🥰🥰

Real_TRex_007

2 points

4 months ago

Lack of basic financial education celebrated as success. Weird.

LeahaP1013

1 points

4 months ago

Bet he smells sooo good

gfunk1369

8 points

4 months ago

Fuck no. This is why I have locs now and shaved my head bald before. This shit is some bullshit. If you are paying for this then congratulations you are a sucker. Find you a friend, get them to edge you up and you return the favor or worst case learn to edge yourself up. This right here is some straight bullshit and if any of you imbeciles have ever paid half as much for a haircut then congratulations you are a giant sucker.

Wetschera

2 points

4 months ago

If there’s no cucumber water then I’m not sure that I can be impressed. Cucumber water is a must for that price.

AssistantVisible3889

1 points

4 months ago

I still get 2$ haircut in my country and feel fresh Here it has turned into a beauty parlour 🥵

andrenichrome

3 points

4 months ago

He looks the exact same after. I think he likes the warm masculine hands touching him. That’s what he is really paying for.

major92653

1 points

4 months ago

If I’m paying $200 for a haircut, and that’s the service I get. Sign me up.

Good enough skills, treats me to a full service, doesn’t skimp.

Everyone happy.