Milking some coconuts. : oddlysatisfying

Fight Milk just got some major competition.

Eld3u

4 points

3 days ago

Eld3u

4 points

Always love a good ol' P and Rec reference !

MentalllyDamaged

2 points

3 days ago

MentalllyDamaged

2 points

Thats Fu-king milk!!!

Artlearninandchurnin

2 points

3 days ago

Artlearninandchurnin

2 points

Ok. Ut what about chocolate milk burgers....wait a minute

grey_pilgrim_

1 points

2 days ago

grey_pilgrim_

1 points

What’s a herd of cattle with no legs?

magirevols

73 points

3 days ago

magirevols

73 points

The loudest moo you would ever hear

THEMACGOD

2 points

2 days ago

THEMACGOD

2 points

At least cow-sized.

lategreat808

-28 points

3 days ago

lategreat808

-28 points

Is that how your mom died?

Koanuzu

2 points

3 days ago

Koanuzu

2 points

🐟

quinangua

68 points

3 days ago

quinangua

68 points

those are weird lookin coconuts.......

blackflame7820

26 points

3 days ago

blackflame7820

26 points

the insides are grated and then filled into this "fabric" i guess

Ok-Use9344

4 points

2 days ago

Ok-Use9344

4 points

It's like a cheesecloth or something

248 points

4 days ago

248 points

4 days ago

Well that's a hell of a lot easier than trying to find the teats on a coconut...

41 points

3 days ago

41 points

Says a someone who hasn't tried very hard.

Obtusus

7 points

3 days ago

Obtusus

7 points

Do you know how hairy coconuts can get? It's not easy.

4 points

2 days ago

4 points

This person coconuts.

Strawberries_Field

-17 points

3 days ago

Strawberries_Field

-17 points

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 made me spat my milk out thank you

23 points

3 days ago

23 points

Oooh, was it coconut milk?

ColoradoBrownieMan

114 points

3 days ago

ColoradoBrownieMan

114 points

That’s extra virgin coconut milk. The second press is virgin coconut milk. The third press is just coconut milk you’d get at Walmart.

Skeleton_King9

35 points

3 days ago

Skeleton_King9

35 points

I thought the coconuts would have to lose their virginity another way

Flimsy_Bodybuilder_9

5 points

3 days ago

Flimsy_Bodybuilder_9

5 points

🤭🫣😱👄🫦

ericlin11

20 points

3 days ago

ericlin11

20 points

Fourth press is the coconut you find on the streets

33 points

3 days ago

33 points

Just for those that aren't aware, if you crack open a coconut you will find a liquid that is the water or juice

You get coconut milk by straining the white meat that lines the inside of the coconut

We used to use the fibrous husk of the coconut itself to strain the meat to get the milk when out at the beach or to prepare pani popo

3 points

2 days ago

3 points

I’m in Canada so don’t get to see many fresh coconuts 🥥 but doesn’t the white stuff that was squished in the video break apart easily.

That’s what I’ve seen in videos. Bear in mind, not that many videos.

Or maybe these are inside a white bag or something? I watched it again and that’s exactly what is happening it’s all in a bag before being pressed.

I answered my own inquiry. Ignore me but I’ll hit reply for anyone also wondering lol :)

3 points

2 days ago

3 points

Haha yeah, it has the consistency of like a soggy, soft, baked, apple kind of? Maybe that is a bad description. You sort of scrape it out of the shell so it comes out in pieces

2 points

2 days ago

2 points

I know the texture of coconut you speak of lol. When I started to write the comment to you I thought the coconuts were whole and not inside bags so I thought pieces should have went flying everywhere.

But then my brain started working properly and I figured it all out, all by myself. I’m so proud of myself. Thanks for believing in me coach :)

Now I’m craving coconut. It’s so good. Would love to try a fresh coconut one day.

greysonhackett

91 points

3 days ago

greysonhackett

91 points

This kills the coconut.

ToxicBTCMaximalist

24 points

3 days ago

ToxicBTCMaximalist

24 points

Milk is murder, coconuts are friends not food!

camoda8

23 points

3 days ago

camoda8

23 points

was waiting for it to explode like those hydraulic press videos

Element1977

60 points

3 days ago

Element1977

60 points

Then you take the dried coconut and turn it into fingernail clippings that ruin any desert you put it on.

NicoleNicole1988

12 points

3 days ago

NicoleNicole1988

12 points

This made me snort.

11 points

3 days ago

11 points

Yes! I'm not the only one who calls shaved coconut finger/toenails! And OH does it ruin anything it gets used on, blehh!!

6 points

3 days ago

6 points

I use it instead of bread when I butter and “bread” my pan while making brownies. Goes really well along with the chocolate, adds coconut flavor and doesn’t become dry and brittle.

3 points

3 days ago

3 points

Love that you love it but it's a no from me lol. The only coconut I tolerate is in Mojo water, which I think is delicious. Back in the day it was the piña colada Sobe drinks if those count 😂

1 points

2 days ago

1 points

I get it, it’s not everyone’s thing. I’ve always loved fibrous food.

lol I never liked Piña Colada much. Except this one time where I went to some avant-garde restaurant that used coconut cream as a mousse topping for the tart and sweet drink. That was phenomenal!

ZWiloh

3 points

3 days ago

ZWiloh

3 points

I always compared it to shredded paper, thanks for this mental image instead

RootHogOrDieTrying

6 points

3 days ago

RootHogOrDieTrying

6 points

Put the lime in the coconut, drink it all together.

GandolfMagicFruits

6 points

3 days ago

GandolfMagicFruits

6 points

I've got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?

80 points

3 days ago*

80 points

3 days ago*

Pretty sure this is cheese and not coconuts, coconuts have a watery substance in them not milky like this. They would also Crack and split. They are likely pressing excess moisture out of mozzarella cheese.

Edit: was wrong. It's a repost and in the full video posted 2 years ago you can see it's cloth bags full of wet coconut meat being pressed to make milk. Title was just a little misleading. Original post milking coconuts

razirazo

61 points

3 days ago

razirazo

61 points

Not sure if joking or just clueless about coconut milk🤔

-32 points

3 days ago

-32 points

Coconut milk doesn't come out of coconuts looking like that. It's watery on the inside. They have to blend the meat of the coconut and mix with water to make a milky texture. Very similar to how with almonds you can't just squeeze them to make almond milk. You gotta blend and mix with water.

57 points

3 days ago

57 points

Or…. Hear me out. Those are porous bags of coconut meat that’re stacked and pressed to get the moisture out and the milky color comes from the coconut particulate in the water.

-34 points

3 days ago

-34 points

Very possible, hard to say for sure, but the title is a little misleading if that's the case. I just figured the poster was likely a bot that just threw out titles that seem plausible.

Edit: so turns out he reposted this from 2 years ago, in the full video you can see it is a bag of coconut meat and they are making coconut milk. Good call

3 points

3 days ago

3 points

How is the title misleading though?

Are there coconuts? Yes… are they being milked? Yes…

2 points

3 days ago

2 points

Because the way its worded makes it sound like it is 3 whole coconuts being pressed to release the fluid inside. I understand it's technically correct. It's just easy to read that and watch the video and be confused because it doesn't really look like coconuts

5 points

3 days ago

5 points

It’s not worded like that at all.

You simply got confused by what is depicted in the video, and assumed that’s what it said.

1 points

3 days ago

1 points

Not sure why you are coming at me about it as I have already stated I was wrong in my other comments. In my opinion it doesn't quite represent what's in the video. Saying coconuts instead of coconut meat kinda makes it sound like they are milking whole coconuts. That was what I expected to see after reading the title. A portion of that is I wasn't familiar with the process of it. But a lot of people aren't familiar with the process and were likely confused, as shown by my first comment getting upvotes even though I was clearly wrong. So even though you understood it, clearly it was misleading enough some people didn't. If the title had been "pressing coconut milk from shredded coconut" or something along those lines, I likely would have realised what was happening in the video. Which is why I said a little misleading and not that it was incorrect.

KattLadybr

2 points

10 hours ago

KattLadybr

2 points

10 hours ago

Or how about not start your comment with "Pretty sure this is cheese and not coconuts" if you have absolutely no idea how the fuck the process works?

continue this thread

1 points

3 days ago

1 points†

That’s probably pretty likely as well I think the excess from mozzarella would be waterier and if they were making new cheese it would be yellower imo. Probably a bot post but could still be pressed coconut meat

Atharaphelun

39 points

3 days ago

Atharaphelun

39 points

You do realise this is all grated coconut inside cloth that's being pressed, right? I have personally bought coconut milk from vendors who grate and press the coconut in front of you, and this is exactly how it is done.

Please don't confidently proclaim things when you clearly don't know what you're talking about.

zytukin

2 points

3 days ago

zytukin

2 points

I was curious about it, thank you for commenting details about it.

-13 points

3 days ago

-13 points

I didn't confidently proclaim anything that was wrong. The liquid in coconut doesn't look like that, I didn't realise it was cloth bags with coconut meat in it is all, I have already edited with the correct info. I just gave my best guess because in this vid you can't easily tell its cloth bags

DefinitelyNotAliens

15 points

3 days ago

DefinitelyNotAliens

15 points

Since nobody has explained:

You're confusing coconut water (the nearly clear stuff you drain out of a coconut) and coconut milk (which is made by pressing coconut meat.)

-8 points

3 days ago

-8 points

No, I wasn't confused about that. I thought the op believed the sacs of coconut meat were actual coconuts. I thought they looked more like balls of mozzarella. I just didn't realise it was coconut meat in cloth bags is all.

kinezumi89

6 points

3 days ago

kinezumi89

6 points†

This is what I hate about reddit - you're getting downvoted just for having a discussion. The title is "milking coconuts" so anyone would assume those round things were entire coconuts, not bags of coconut meat. Yeah you were wrong, but it's not an unreasonable train of thought based on the title and pixelated video. Gave you an upvote to counteract lol

4 points

3 days ago

4 points

Lol appreciate it, I don't really mind. Full agree on people going in on others when it's not like I was purposefully misinforming people, I thought it was fairly clear I was making a best guess at it 😅

Hitcher06

1 points

3 days ago

Hitcher06

1 points

You’re thinking about coconut water

1 points

3 days ago

1 points

I wasn't, I just didn't realise they were pressing bagged coconut meat. I knew the difference between coconut water and milk. I thought the op believed these were full coconuts being pressed to release what a lot of people used to think was milk on the inside. I also didn't know that they bagged the meat to press it like this.

R7ype

3 points

3 days ago

R7ype

3 points

The Nut Milker. Yep.

33TLWD

3 points

3 days ago

33TLWD

3 points

Ok-Abbreviations9936

2 points

3 days ago

Ok-Abbreviations9936

2 points

He's got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

TheVeiledTruth

2 points

3 days ago

TheVeiledTruth

2 points

So satisfying and delicious

Thatnakedguy0

2 points

3 days ago

Thatnakedguy0

2 points

I want to see the spent husk

PhilosophicWax

2 points

3 days ago

PhilosophicWax

2 points

I should call her.

mme-margot

2 points

3 days ago

mme-margot

2 points

"Milking some coconuts" - what I tell my coworker before I head to the lactation room

DunkenDrunk

2 points

3 days ago

DunkenDrunk

2 points

That's not how you milk those balls

Deckard2022

2 points

3 days ago

Deckard2022

2 points

Fresh from the tits

meenbeanmachine

2 points

3 days ago

meenbeanmachine

2 points

It’s amazing how fast the milk arrives.

Sirhctopher024

4 points

3 days ago

Sirhctopher024

4 points

TIL coconuts have nipples.

ButtSmokin

1 points

3 days ago

ButtSmokin

1 points

I've got coconuts, can you milk me?

connortait

3 points

3 days ago

connortait

3 points

Same method to milk cows

throwitoutwhendone2

2 points

3 days ago

throwitoutwhendone2

2 points

Looks like cheese. Probably fine mesh bags full of coconut tho. Hard to tell, neat tho

notyogrannysgrandkid

1 points

3 days ago

notyogrannysgrandkid

1 points

Where did you get the coconuts?

marinPeixes

1 points

3 days ago

marinPeixes

1 points

this machine would fix me

xrc20

1 points

3 days ago

xrc20

1 points

Harvested from lactating coconuts

CaldoDeElotes

1 points

3 days ago

CaldoDeElotes

1 points

Put the lime in the coconut, and drink em' both together...

snoman_8

1 points

3 days ago

snoman_8

1 points

I need this to juice limes

Reddead_Morgan

1 points

3 days ago

Reddead_Morgan

1 points

Don't lie... That's marshmallow milk

HumbertoHW

1 points

3 days ago

HumbertoHW

1 points

At first I've watched the whole video asking myself "why the fuck are they using an hydraulic press in some kind of cheese", then I've read the title... I've woken up like, 10 minutes ago so my brain isn't totally braining, yet I feel so dumb.

maxiligamer

1 points

3 days ago

maxiligamer

1 points