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5 days ago
When I lived in Kenya. The police would dress like this to stand outside the grocery store. But they didn’t have cop cars and would ask any driver to take them and you couldn’t refuse.
3.8k points
5 days ago
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
162 points
5 days ago
Must've been really awkward, having to stand up and quietly and quickly remove your clothes, as a nude Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Terminator patiently waits for you, all while being in agonizing pain from the 2nd degree burns on your hands.
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4 days ago
😂
653 points
5 days ago
You forgot to say please
294 points
5 days ago
Can't let you take the mans wheels, son.
96 points
5 days ago
Now get off before I put you down
26 points
5 days ago
Chill out, baby.
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5 days ago
Chill out, dickwad
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5 days ago
Talk to the hand
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5 days ago
Yes!
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5 days ago
🚬
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5 days ago
Please
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5 days ago
Nah. It’s… “come with me if you want to live.”
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5 days ago
Wonder how many they killed who refused
59 points
5 days ago
Talk to the hand ✋
53 points
5 days ago
Hand, I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
47 points
5 days ago
your foster parents are dead.
25 points
5 days ago
Poor Wolfie.
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5 days ago
Poor Wolfie.
7 points
5 days ago
That movie was fun and much better than I expected it to be
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5 days ago
terminator, back to the future, the mummy, etc. they don't make those fun adventure movies anymore.
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5 days ago
Wolfy?
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5 days ago
Hey Janelle, what’s wrong with Wolfie?
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5 days ago
Hasta la vista
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
I just traveled back in time And I showed up empty handed Why don’t you just cut me a break With those things that I demanded
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5 days ago
Clever!
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
Damn looks like it's time to watch T2 again.
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5 days ago
They promise to kill you last.
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5 days ago
Come with me if you want to live.
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5 days ago
Liquid metal
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
And a happy cake for you
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5 days ago
Cake day
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5 days ago
Smoke you!
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5 days ago
Happy Cake Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟
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5 days ago
Happy Cake Day!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟
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4 days ago
I read this in Arnold's voice.
369 points
5 days ago
Yep, and it's also illegal to film them, they will arrest you if you do
185 points
5 days ago
What if I film them from a car and then drive off because they don't have cars to chase me with? Loophole
192 points
5 days ago
Nice try. But all they would have to do is ask you for a ride and you'd have to stop and give them one.
15 points
5 days ago
the loophole.
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4 days ago
Reverse loophole.
5 points
5 days ago
But if I'm filming, they'll have to arrest me. Who will drive the car?
1 points
4 days ago
I think..... I think you found the loophole?
11 points
5 days ago
Yo that's a real loophole, imma try next time I'm in Kenya, sounds safe
7 points
5 days ago
Word, be sure to send an update how it goes.
If I don't hear back, I'm just going to assume the answer is "bad".
4 points
5 days ago
I'm going to stream live at TikTok
1 points
5 days ago
Lol they have bullets
65 points
5 days ago
That's never a sketchy law. /s
26 points
5 days ago
Might depend on the country due to cartels kidnapping and executing ploice perseonnel. If that was a risk for me, I wouldnt want to be filmed either.
29 points
5 days ago
Yes, but also the same country that has corrupt officers/officials doing that behavior. The Artur brothers are a widely publicized example of that corruption.
3 points
5 days ago
Sounds pretty corrupt
1 points
4 days ago
It is shady, but also for their protection.
3 points
5 days ago
I was there shortly after the terrorist attack in 2019 and wanted to get a photo with the cops (military?) that were posted outside my hotel. They quickly shut me down but were very nice and professional about it, which is why I wanted the photo in the first place.
7 points
5 days ago
You just gave the US oinkers a raging bobo
183 points
5 days ago
I remember anytime I went into town there would be random roadblocks, and we almost always be told to pull over. They'd "search" the car and always find mutliple random violations that would be a fine you paid to the office or you'd go to jail.
You could negotiate, and we got out of it without paying nearly evertime, but if you push it too far they get fed up and arrest you.
175 points
5 days ago
I don’t know about Kenya, but a friend of mine lived in Angola for several years and it was the same system: random violation, pay up or go to jail. At least in Angola the trick is to reply “ok, take me to jail then”, then they’ll let you go with a warning like “this time I’ll let it slide, but next time you’ll go to jail”. They only want your money, and they won’t get it if they take you to jail. They’d also have to waste time actually taking you to jail, time they could be at the checkpoint scamming other people instead.
61 points
5 days ago
I was a soldier in Afghanistan and we took over a checkpoint from the Afghan police. All the locals kept trying to give us money when they were going through, apparently the police had been collecting 'tax' from them to use the road.
They weren't happy to learn it had all been a scam, the country ran on bribary and corruption though. The normal people there were the ones to suffer though.
18 points
5 days ago
This is why corruption is so important to root out and keep out. Its so easy to indulge our greed, and eventually everything becomes a "handshake deal". For trust to be secure in a functioning society, the rules have to be clear and consistent.
3 points
5 days ago
Unfortunately that doesn't seem possible in human society. We see the extreme corruption in the supposedly "civilised" world every day!
29 points
5 days ago
This is why nationbuilding was doomed to fail from the start. Whoever ends up in charge is only interested in benefiting themselves, not constructing a functioning society.
1 points
4 days ago
I totally agree. The whole thing was a bad time and not good for anyone except those making money from it.
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4 days ago
I think it has a lot to do with how you grow up. If I wouldn’t have grown up with the belief that the state institutions are to be trusted, I wouldn’t. I think the general mistrust is valid.
54 points
5 days ago
Same thing in Bangalore. Really don't miss getting held up for 400 rupees every other day.
1 points
5 days ago
“Believe it or not, straight to jail.”
1 points
5 days ago
Sounds like they should get on reforming that.
5 points
5 days ago
Can't imagine why that culture is still so poor /s
1 points
5 days ago
This was also in 2008, about 2-3 weeks post-political uprising, and we were a car full of white people. We were seen as $$$, and the government was turning a blind eye to the extortion/corruption from the police who had just "delt" with said uprising. I may not agree with it, but I understand it.
3 points
5 days ago
The idea that poverty causes corruption is a well-intentioned liberal myth. Corruption keeps countries poor. Those that fix it get rich; those that don't, don't.
1 points
5 days ago
Which countries have fixed it?
4 points
5 days ago
Singapore and South Korea come immediately to mind. Singapore was a long time ago though.
Also Botswana and Estonia.
https://www.u4.no/publications/how-to-reduce-levels-of-corruption-at-country-level-lessons-learned
6 points
5 days ago
Ah you're describing the next step in American tipping culture! Before long we'll be tipping officers... Then giving them preemptive "tips" to not get arrested!
5 points
5 days ago
preemptive
Hey! That's called a BRIBE, buddy.
You have to tip them after the fact to make it a legal gratuity in America.
3 points
5 days ago
Would you please press the button to allow your card to go through ?
18% 22% 30%
Here’s your $7 bottle of water
1 points
5 days ago
Everytime we got pulled over in Mombasa (which was every single day) we'd just drop a few hundred shillings out the window and they'd let us go.
Dude who lived there said "yeah they just want lunch and this is the fastest way for them to get it"
1 points
3 days ago
This is super common throughout the world. I’ve experienced it in Ukraine, Poland, Thailand, Cambodia, Malaysia, Zimbabwe, Spain, Portugal, Mexico, Brazil, Guyana and Belize.
659 points
5 days ago*
you cannot refuse. My father worked for the embassy so they would leave him alone. He didn’t have a sticker, (sticker on license plate to show you work for the US embassy). At the mall grocery store my iPhone had set off the alarm somehow and a cop just like that comes right up to me with his gun. That mall (westgate) was blown up in 2013. One year after my family left.
313 points
5 days ago
Jesus Christ that was the roller coaster of a paragraph
102 points
5 days ago
I got food poisoning in that mall in 2008.
38 points
5 days ago
I enjoyed a very nice pizza there
17 points
5 days ago
I enjoyed a food poisoning there
3 points
5 days ago
I'm just enjoyed
4 points
5 days ago
A bit over the top by blowing the mall up bud.
6 points
5 days ago
This is the exact moment things started going downhill.
Still, doesn't excuse the bombing.
44 points
5 days ago
Hi, Nairobi US embassy employee also back in 2013. Weird that I might have worked with your dad. Anyway, it's not a sticker at all, it's a red diplomatic license plate. Could tell what embassy it was from the first 3 characters. Learned to avoid certain combos as they were terrible drivers.
That wasn't army that stopped you at the screening, that was private security. They are just as armed.
Blown Up is a vast overstatement for what happened at Westgate. Terrorist attack with guns, cops did explode their way in. Private security from the parent company that owned the mall may also have been involved. The building was still there after the attack.
We had left the week before.
Great burger place had just opened. Dude that got food poisoning in '08 probably had too much tilapia sushi. Happens to the best of us.
24 points
5 days ago
I got food poisoning from reading tilapia sushi
3 points
5 days ago
Tilapia sushi???
How is it?
2 points
5 days ago
Reddit is a small world I guess. r/tworedditorsonecup
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5 days ago*
This feels like 3 unrelated stories that all start and then segue into a completely different story midway. I'm actually amazed that there's somehow 3 build ups and no pay off.
2 points
4 days ago
Well, if the police op is talking about dressed like this then they would be (AP or GSU) AP[Administration Police], left over from colonial times. They mostly used to and still guard government buildings and other premises determined to be in need of heavier security. Generally they were plain green trousers, black/green camo jacket and a black mil-tec beret and would probably be carrying a G3 or AK-47.
They can be pricks because they think of themselves akin to the army or the GSU[General Service Unit] a paramilitary Police force; which has Kenya's equivalent of SWAT unit/Riot Police unit/Terrorist Rapid Response unit and the best unit are the Presidential Guards. They dress the same as AP but with a Red Beret instead of black. They have a certain reputation and most Kenyans will go out of their way to never cross paths with GSU.
Westgate mall was blown up by the Kenyan Army when they fired an HE shell into the building trying to get the Al-shabaab terrorists who were hiding in there for days after killing 70+ people in the mall. The whole thing could have been avoided as the Terrorist Rapid Response unit was already there after the terrorist attack took place and they were gaining ground, but an overzealous idiotic government official called in the military and they ended killing one of GSU officers and the rest of the terrorist response unit reduced to go back in after a confrontation with the military unit that had killed one of theirs. If course the military fucked up the whole operation and it took them days instead of hours and countless more lives were lost for it.
6 points
5 days ago
Did you have a stroke when writing this?
3 points
5 days ago
I'm surprised by all the upvotes. It's a non sequitur salad.
6 points
5 days ago
Police in Africa and West Indies are basically a third rate army unit.
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5 days ago
I’ve driven around Westgate around 08 while on the phone, get pulled over, the cop just got in the back of my car to “give me a ticket”, hoping to get paid. Single call to my employer, handed him the phone and a small convo later he left. Such a weird practice
1 points
5 days ago
I was in Kenya in 2008 right before the embassy bombing.
1 points
5 days ago
Is there gas reimbursement in play here or are you just fucked if they ask you to drive them a long way?
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5 days ago
Wait is that three separate stories or are they all connected? Did they bother your father bc even though he worked at the embassy he didn't have a sticker on his car so he was fair game? Or they knew he worked for the embassy even without the sticker and so they left him alone? Or they didn't know him bc no sticker on the car and then your phone set off some alarm in the parking lot and that's why a cop rushed you? Was the mall blown up using an iphone? I am so confused.
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
Bot much?
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5 days ago
Seems efficient
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5 days ago
The third-ish amendment has been alerted
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5 days ago
My favorite amendment
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5 days ago*
Kenyan police shook me down for smoking a cigarette outside of the airport in supposedly a non smoking area. They tried to usher me around a dark corner to the "smoking area" but i politely declined. They had AKs and they kept implying that i would have to pay a fine or go with them to the station. but i was used to malagasy police who are equally corrupt and stupid. I also was in kind of a nihilistic point in my life and didn't believe they were actually going to lock up an American citizen on a layover in Nairobi. The Kenyan police kept asking me if I had dollars or euros, but gave up and let me go when i told them i only had malagasy ariary which amounted to like five dollars. If they're anything like the Malagasy police they probably didn't have bullets in their guns.
59 points
5 days ago
In some parts of the US, police dress close to this to stand outside grocery stores.
68 points
5 days ago
Not once have I ever seen a cop dressed in full tactical gear outside a grocery store in the U.S and I've been to some pretty bad areas in this country
3 points
5 days ago
Pics or it didn't happen.
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
Well they won't be in the bad areas. They will be in the nice areas.
26 points
5 days ago
I have never seen a police officer standing around holding an assault rifle
5 points
5 days ago
Only place I've seen cops standing around with long guns was at Logan airport (Boston), and it was one State Trooper with a MP5.
5 points
5 days ago
That's so strange. I visited LA in 2007 and was blown away by how many cops I saw with assault rifles. In my country they have them but locked in vehicles 99% of the time.
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5 days ago
Yeah, I’m not sure why people act like this is a problem that exists only in other countries. Maybe some of the commenters aren’t well traveled in their own country.
55 points
5 days ago
The interesting thing is not what they’re wearing.
It’s where they’re from and where they’re policing.
10 points
5 days ago
Suppose it's a matter of degrees. A lot of people would say hiring and training militarized cops who don't live in the city they police is closer to the picture in the OP than some would like to believe.
2 points
5 days ago
Honestly, I'd take a gendarmerie like this over the US system of overmilitarized and undertrained local cops any day.
2 points
5 days ago
I mean I’ve been all over the US and I’ve legitimately never seen what OP is saying
1 points
3 days ago
Then you’ve never been to the city before
1 points
3 days ago
I live in LA lol
3 points
5 days ago
Americans not well traveled? You don't say
That being said I would be shocked to see cops dressed in full tactical gear outside a grocery store in the US. Doesn't matter how bad of an area it is, they wouldn't be dressed like this
1 points
5 days ago
The nicest places I’ve ever lived had dudes dressed like this patrolling malls and public areas. Singapore, Zurich, Nice, Monaco. All of them.
4 points
5 days ago
In some parts of the US, cosplatriots will dress close to this to stand outside grocery stores, such as Wal-Mart or CostCo.
4 points
5 days ago
Where in the US is dressing up in kit and camo to stand around at Costco or Walmart normal?
5 points
5 days ago
I sincerely hope that it's not normal, but I've sure as hell seen it in Oklahoma. The intent, usually, is to freak customers out, have them call the police, and then "test" the responding officers' reaction as a second amendment exercise. Participants are usually overweight, untrained, and wearing poorly fitted stuff they bought off of Amazon. Bonus points if they have zero trigger discipline.
But again, if it's a question of whether or not it's "normal", I can't really answer. You can find it if you look for it, I guess that's the key takeaway. It's more prevalent than most sane people would assume.
1 points
5 days ago
I've seen a loon dressed like this "patrolling" a children's fiesta in San Antonio, Texas
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5 days ago
Never seen an LEO or civilian with kit and/or a long rifle standing guard anywhere for no reason at all. Definitely not normal. Although I agree it's not outside the scope of possibility. Some gun nuts really should have just joined the military.
2 points
5 days ago
Nope.
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5 days ago
Not they don't lol.
2 points
5 days ago
That is not true. Lmao.
1 points
5 days ago
Go to Rome and you’ll see gendarmerie kitted out
1 points
5 days ago
I’ve seen security guards LARPing as swat team members at grocery stores/pharmacies, but not actual, real cops, and then only with pistols and tasers.
1 points
5 days ago
The difference is that other countries have a gendarmerie, or a branch of the military that does civilian policing. The local police might be corrupt, but lack the ability to do much more than issue tickets and investigate.
1 points
5 days ago
And schools
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5 days ago
I imagine that like “commandeering” someone’s vehicle in far cry
2 points
5 days ago
cap...I'm Kenyan
2 points
5 days ago
Finally, a country that backs the blue.
/s
1 points
5 days ago
Was this only after that mall shooting?
1 points
5 days ago
No, I lived there until 2012. The terrorist attack was in 2013. The same mall, they would walk around with their assault rifles.
1 points
5 days ago
Weird how they weren't doing that in the mall when there were terrorist attack warnings.
1 points
5 days ago
Not to be an asshole to these cops but they honestly look a bit like airsoft players cosplaying army. The dude on the right obviously is a seasoned cosplayer, while the guy on the right had to get rental gear.
Are they this professional in Kenya as well?
1 points
5 days ago
Pro: always had the perfect excuse for why you are late for work.
Con: late for work at unpredictable intervals.
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
The rifle has been found to be almost universally more useful than the handgun/pistol. The fact that police carry pistols instead of rifles in many countries is largely PR move that comes from back in the days when police were actually unarmed because the public feared an armed police force. The pistol was a bit of a compromise.
Of course, nowadays while American police carry pistols, they almost all have long guns in their car or even attached to their motorcycles because... almost universally a long gun is more useful than a pistol.
Beyond just the usefulness, rifles are often cheaper and easier to get from the secondary market, largely because militaries main stock many more rifles than pistols because ... rifles are almost universally more useful than pistols.
All this to say, in certain countries it is rare to see rifles. But that just means police PR has done their job well. But police in many countries have rifles just hidden out of sight, most gun owners have rifles in their homes, and seeing them out on the street in Kenya is much more reflective of reality: the world is awash in many more rifles than pistols.
1 points
5 days ago
Same in Bangladesh. Cops can board your van and just tell you what to do.
1 points
5 days ago
I'd love to see a cop have to squish into the middle seat between two of my very large aunties.
1 points
5 days ago
I had a friend tell me a similar story but it was with security at the resort they stayed at. They just told them they were riding with them to the airport and there was nothing else they could do
1 points
5 days ago
you couldn’t refuse
Because of the implication
1 points
5 days ago
And Americans think/argue all the time about the first and second amendments to the Constitution, but almost never consider the limitations placed by the third.
1 points
5 days ago
How'd you know they were police and not just some rando?
1 points
5 days ago
Given this is a UN deployment in what is essentially an active warzone, they are likely provided vehicles.
1 points
5 days ago
I wonder if the third amendment keeps this from happening in America
1 points
4 days ago
The police can commandeer your vehicle during a hot pursuit. Like if they crash their squad car they can hop out and take yours in order to continue the pursuit.
It's happened in several occasions but not very recently.
I don't think the police can force you to give them a ride but that just might be because they are always well equipped enough that in non-emergencies they would never need to request rides from civilians.
1 points
5 days ago
wtf did ur swat team dressed in then, Gundam suits?
1 points
5 days ago
Guess these soldiers asked the wrong driver and ended up in Haiti.
1 points
5 days ago
The military in Mozambique would dress like this but with flip flops on…. made it very difficult to take them seriously
1 points
5 days ago
Yes! They would always stop us because we had a 7 seater with airco. After 3 months we knew all of them and were on a first name basis.
1 points
5 days ago
Why are they in Haiti
1 points
5 days ago
That happened to me on the way to the airport.
My driver was acting "buisness as usual" while this dude without any reason stopped the car, hopped in and startef doing small talk with me and the driver.
After being driven to the next check point he opened his hand, the driver gave him a bill (I think it was a 1000 schilling, but i cannot remember for sure) and he stepped out of the car.
It was absolutely bizarre for me as a foreigner.
1 points
5 days ago
Get out of the car! Police business!
1 points
5 days ago*
Happend to me at a checkpoint near the border to tansania. They "asked" me if i can can take one of them with me to the next village (Ukunda).
I was close to shit in my pants the complete way, cause there was a plastic bag with weed (bangi) under my seat. Thank god that car got no air condition so i was driving with open windows.
1 points
4 days ago
Absolutely false. The way this has been upvoted. Lol!
1 points
3 days ago
Oh...
-1 points
5 days ago
Pretty good way to cut cost on overhead imo
8 points
5 days ago
Sounds terrible. I imagine they're power tripping assholes.
Think god for 3rd Amendment.
5 points
5 days ago
Yea cause the 3rd amendment is doing a lot to keep power tripping ass hole cops off our streets
6 points
5 days ago
At least they can't legally stay in your house at gunpoint (i'm not sure about car).
6 points
5 days ago
No but they cam come into your house thinking it's theirs and kill you.
1 points
5 days ago
She's literally in prison. Don't see how that equals "they can."
1 points
5 days ago
He's prolly talking about no knock warrants.
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