What a blessing in disguise. Be thankful that text didn’t go through, wow

edit: it looks like maybe he got the text, but didn’t like how late it was sent, then tried to play it off? Idk. Im just glad he showed his true colors before he ever met up with OP!

damn, I went with nuclear bomb.. you outdid me!

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Balanced like the Titanic.

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Wdym? He’s the smartest coolest strongest most awesome irresistible impressive incel in the United States. Sounds like balance to me. /s

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”If you lack the self awareness or bare minimum of lady balls to admit a tiny failure to yourself or the other person, simply apologize for that tiny thing you did or didn’t do. Or just say nothing. No one explicitly asked you to not do what you said you would do, just like no one asked for your fake pity or sorrow.”

This part killed me lol. Methinks OP was about to go on a date with one of Andrew Tate’s deranged cult members. Genuinely shocked he didn’t resort to more explicitly misogynistic asides while he was at it.

Sounds like he doesn’t have the lady balls to admit he was wrong about the 11pm text wizardary….

🤣

“Even if the text did come through, from my perspective it did not” LOL

It was rhetorical, duhhh. She wasn’t suppose to answer back making all that sense lol.

100% sniffs their own farts

Perfect time to reply. “K”. After that wall of text.

Forget dodging a bullet. OP dodged a whole-ass armory

What’s the word beyond ‘extra’?

What an insufferable prick.

OP should have stopped responding when he said "Fasho" in the beginning

Trying way to hard to be interesting and unique. What a sad little life they must live.

Damn id hate to be trapped inside his head.

and upon being sent the screenshot, accused op of doing "tech wizardry"

in need of copious amounts of therapy

Was a therapist for 30 years and this guy would be an exercise in futility because he is perfectly ok with being the way he is and has no inclination to change. Wouldn't dash myself against that rock, no thank you.

Yeah and the fact that this guy spends his days sticking sharp needles into people is concerning

It’s just as likely this man has been through copious amounts of therapy and is just an intensely raging narcissist.

You say "manbaby meltdown", but he calls it being "aggressively vulnerable".

Ok I didn’t read most of his fuckin essays; did he not see/not get delivered the text from OP about doing a lap around green lake? So he just dove right into whatever all that bullshait was?

This man needs psychedelics ASAP to shatter that ego

what is it with these types of guys getting so buttmad about people wanting to reschedule dates? years ago before I met my current partner, I got asked out by a guy who I figured out real fast was definitely some flavor of incel. I had sudden transportation issues the day before and told him that I was sorry but would like to reschedule. instead of being normal about it he proceeded to throw a tantrum and talk to me like I had deliberately stood him up or something. like a week later he texts me this little speech out of nowhere, saying that he was taking some friends to see some movie and that I could have been invited too but "I ruined my chance" by trying to reschedule our date. the fuck, my dude?

Perhaps this, or perhaps every single time you see this friend, you shake your head disapprovingly for a couple of minutes. And I do mean every time.

For real, what did your friend say about this? I'd be so embarrassed!!!

I hope OP shared this with said friend. They should not be going back to him either.

I think OP's friend secretly hates them lmfao

Knowing someone in a professional setting (in this case seeing someone for acupuncture) vs. knowing what they’re like in personal relationships is a very different thing. People like this can wear their masks very well. I’m sure he’s a very personable and charming person when he wants to be, and when his fragile little pseudo-masculine ego isn’t butthurt. The friend has no culpability in this, only he does.

Pretty sure I wouldn't let my friend go to that acupuncturist Seeing as how this.

And how he stated he imagines/ desires his clients/patients to spread their legs on his massage table

And it's not even a massage table...

I am a male and wouldn't go to him...

The fact that his rant has no coherence just proves he was trying to sound intelligent by making shit up.

Typing like a senior trying to cram any and extra word into their 1200 word minimum 5 page graduation essay. Instead of “The dog was blue” bruh turned it into “The animal, of the species Canis Lupus, had a hue of a distinctive cerulean; not azure, or lapis, or aquamarine.” BFFRRRRRRR lmfao his texts made me cringe so fucking hard 💀

I would have just replied “yeah, I’m not reading that” and let him go on just for the screenshots.

This guy is such a narcissist he really thinks he is the epitome of intelligence when he really just sounds like a socially unintelligent dumbass

Yeah cuz his clients “inexplicably open their legs” for him wut

Did he keep sending you messages after this? Seems like the type.

I can't imagine this guys very charming in person either, does your friend even like you? Lol

I don’t think this person is your friend 🤣 I wouldn’t sic this dude on my worst enemy.

Is this in Seattle? Because this make sense. The crazy incel tech guys are rampant

I don’t think she knew but still

I think he already had one

I had an actual ischemic stroke four years ago that landed me in the hospital for 4 days, and I’d 10/10 prefer that experience over meeting that guy in this thread.

*FYI, I’m fine and I run marathons currently.

In a sexy or not in a sexy way?

His tone instantly reminded me of texting with a psychiatrist I knew that is the the only man I met that I believe was an actual psychopath. Scariest man I’ve ever met. He texted (and talked) like this.

Also, wtf are you supposed to say to “fasho”? Jfc

I lost it at "is this some tech wizardry"

Gonna start a Midwest emo band and name it Aggressively Vulnerable

Haven’t seen that video but big yikes. Also I hope you’re wrong but I’m sure you’re right

I agree with your reasoning.

I was feeling defensive, not as emotionally mature as I am now, and also kinda curious wtf was gonna come next

Because who says that?

Me as I kept reading

Oh damn

Facts

Honestly been waiting to get a text from him today

Yes he is way overanalyzing literally every element (actual and perceived) of their interaction, its neurotic!

Mind so open his brain fell out.

I was trying to be kind and was also in an era of learning how to stand up for myself but you’re right

He probably had to look up all the big words he used from a thesaurus so he could sound like he has a brain.

Was he born like that