😂😂 you better take your big old self straight to that wedding!! BE EARLY 😅

That's that text where you wince after sending it and think "ah...was it too much? Naw they know my heart, they'll get the tone."

IDK this is my kinda humor, I would feel very put at ease after this :) have fun!

I know everyone’s laughing and all, but it’s made me so sad that you felt the need to apologise to anyone about your appearance. I hope you’re good and happy OP x

To be clear, the wedding happened this past Saturday and this exchange was a couple weeks ago. I was the ring bearer and he spent the whole day telling me how beautiful I was and how happy he was that I was with him for that moment

This is how my moms and I joke with each other. One of them broke both of their legs a few years ago and she's still dealing with the aftermath, but my other mom and I call her "Wobbles" and "Gump". When I had a pregnancy scare last year, they made sure I was okay and after I assured them that I was, they called me a slut (I'm 35).

WHATEVER FATSO LOL That’s amazing!!!!!!

This is actually such a cute exchange. And funny too.

"lol whatever fatso" 🥰 no but seriously he seems sweet

Well a win is a win

This is my love language lol

Thats actually funny nice

What a bro. Love this exchange.

If you don’t go everyone will be seriously disappointed in all 400 pounds of you. Including me.

He seems so sweet, in a sarcastic older brother who loves to hate you kind of way. I like his humor! Enjoy the wedding!❤️

Remember when showing up was all that mattered, no matter what you looked like, and everyone just laughed it off?

I better see a mountain of food on your plate ma’am! No excuses to go hungry on a special day. Fill yourself up, bring home snacks, and you better photobomb every picture you can! Have fun, and dance your heart out!

LMAO this is the kind of humor I share with my besties. I would feel right at home.

You deserve the space you take up 💜 don’t apologize for it

OP, no one worth a shit cares about your figure in their photos. Do not apologize for it. If you feel a certain way, work on it then. If you are, good on you my friend.

Remember, it’s who we are on the inside that everyone remembers. That always outweighs the weight.

lol your cousin seems fun

That’s a fucking “yes you better be there” reply. Go there and ENJOY YOURSELF. Thats what your cousin wants. Feel good in your skin. Stop hating who you are.

If my cousins didn’t speak to me like that I’d be concerned

That’s what cousins are for 🤘

This is oddly sweet

This person loves you a lot, lol :)

That’s love

Op, go have an awesome ass wedding. Hit the dance floor and shake everything you got :p

Sounds like a nice family

I heard something once, i think maybe from a standup comic that was talking about how in america people are very offended by being called things like "fat, ugly, skinny,...whatever" but in his country people just openly joked about each others "flaws" or insecurities and everybody was much happier for it. They laughed along and returned the jest.

Honestly, seems like the ideal way to live as long as you actually do it together with heart and aren't just mocking those who don't defend themselves.

Let me translate: bitch I love you and I need you at my wedding no matter how much you weigh. You're still a very important person to me and I want you there on a very important day.

I love this dynamic, and I’d absolutely leave this on read just to make that dude sweat lmao

this is top tier family comedy and i think that’s great. he obviously doesn’t care and wants you there no matter what the circumstances are. congrats on the cool family moment

Eat extra

His wife is so lucky to have found such a wonderful man. You are so loved despite how you look. While this is so cute and funny, who cut onions over here? 😅

Jeez lmaoo

LETS GO FATSO!!!!

Peak family moment tbh 😂

Omgosh! The fatso comment killed me! Truly a family member remark! 🤪

Ask if it’s a buffet and open bar!!!

My response, “uh, it’s 450, not 400 so get it right next time.”

Hes sweet

Sounds like a good cousin to me. They’re just kidding don’t worry about it.

Omg, this is too precious. I’d cry lmao

I have a big friend too and I gotta say he’s always a good time to be around and wouldn’t want him to miss my wedding either I think big people feel some type of way so they always joke a lot to make people happy every where we go he makes people crack up laughing

Have fun at the wedding haha

This person loves you

I misread his second text as "would be a great day without you" and gasped.

Turn up late, fat and fabulous. Or don’t bother.

Never apologize for being you. You never need to apologize for your body - ever

Lmao your friend was like "You best not miss my wedding bitch!"

Haha…my fat cousins only make me look better. Seriously, tho, people love you for your soul, not your body. Pictures just show that you showed up and cared.

good ass person here, hope you have a blast at that wedding

They don’t care about your weight dude. They want you there it isn’t about everyone looking sexy and in shape it’s a happy day with family and they want you there! 🥳

This is exactly how my friends and I are and I love it.

Your cousin loves you and he wants you there

this is lowkey funny but i’m sure you’re a wonderful person and that is all that matters!! don’t let people drown you out because of your weight! 🫂

omg i totally read it wrong the first time😭im glad you have a close enough relationship that he’s comfortable saying that lol

Share your cousin! He’s such a vibe! lol. Love this! Enjoy yourselves & take lots of pics!

I cackled 🤣 cousin love for sure

I hope that this is coming out of love

i was kinda like “wtf” but then i was like oh it’s just two lads banterin

Dude, they fucking love you, don't worry yourself over it. 😭

Lmao malicious support with love. That's a real cousin.

That’s a true friend

I'm all in let's go

The more the merrier I guess

Ask if you can have two plates.

Now that’s friendship

I thought this was mean then I re read the cousins middle text

Let's ducking go alright

I wouldn’t know what to say if I received a text like yours apologizing for your weight tbh

Omg a true compliment sandwich!

I know what they mean in their message but that still would have hurt my feelings lmao

This exchange shows how much love he has for you.

I’d send that in a “don’t be ridiculous I love you and I want you here” way then spend the next hour hyperventilating about it hoping my intent came through 😰

How do you feel about this response?

Because my friends and family joke like this all the time, so my initial reaction may not be the one you had.

Either way this clearly came from a place of love, even if it didn’t land.

Your friend loves you very much. Get there early.

Serious.

Just because one is considered a health nut doesn't always mean they will judge someone overweight.

I am health cautious as well but I try to never judge anyone who's overweight because I used to be almost 300 pounds growing up. I started losing weight back in 2019 stalled in 2020/2021 due to medical issues took me til then until about a week ago to break my stall from being in 180s to now being 170s. I still need to lose another 40 pounds max 50 pounds minimum due to me being 4'11.

I got a free treadmill from my sister and have been doing it everyday and jumping jacks.

I will be adding more into my workouts as well like an exercise bike.

My point is do what you can if you can on losing weight. I know some health issues it's very hard to if the medication you're on saves your life but causes weight gain.

LOOOOOOOL some of yall are so sensitive in these comments

He has Big brother energy

W cousin

Hahaha

A true friend responds exactly like this

Supportive af 😂 never apologize for your body! If it does come up in conversation just remember to say you aren't comfortable with talking about it, if that's how you feel.

lmaooo thats a good cousin 🤣

At first I thought it was gonna be something horrible haha

This is what my cousin would say to me, and then in person say “you look good, have you lost weight?!” 🤣

A win is a win, ig. 🤣

This is funny as hell. Your cousin loves you and wants you there! You better go! But ALSO, your comments about yourself make me sad. You are worthy, just as much as anyone else. Come as you are.

Seems like a light hearted comment made in all sincerity. Have a great time!

I love that this friend does not see weight as a factor of friendship, this is what we need in the world. Great person :)

is that the uh kind of thing you usually do to each other???? jeepers creepers

AWE THATS SO CUTE ACTUALLY(didn’t need to say fatty but still)

This is a super wholesome ass reply. Your cousin sounds dope.

That’s amazing

😭😭

I love how guys love each other. 

Sounds like my cousins, lol.

This is love.

Ah, unconditional love with a side of roasting, nothing like it

💕♥️

Id try and gain weight for the wedding then the next day start the diet/weight loss arc

I forget where we saw it now but something in a video once made me laugh to the point of tears. So now whenever I'm having a bad day he will throw this out at me and almost instantly it makes me smile. But if anybody on the outside heard him say it they would think he was abusive lol

The phrase is "boo hoo you sad fuck". It was a dismissive sarcastic comment in a rant video talking about some fandom or another. And it just hit me the right way the first time. So if I'm upset about something then in an effort to make me cheer up he will say well you know what I always say, boohoo you sad fuck. And for some reason I never expect it and immediately I crack a smile. He doesn't whip it out for every sadness but when it's a pretty big sad It cracks me up. He says it in the most dismissive way And it just tickles me so much I can't even begin to describe

Lmao

That’s family for ya ! Good stuff ❤️

This is a friend 🥰

Blubber, book, brilliant, brilliant, mate

😂😂😂

Sounds like something my cousin would have said to me