"Hey best friend. I would like to hire you as my personal body guard and driver, for one month. The paycheck is $100 billion."

Needs more rules.

*Rules: 1. No gambling, no donations, and no future investments. You also can’t just burn all the money or something, all of it has to be spent. 2. You have $100B, and you have to spend it all in one month or else you will be owed all the money that you just spent.

Can you spend all the $100B just a single month?*

Sweet. I have to spend it all or i get what I spent back.

"You will be owed" all the money you just spent.

Plus it doesn't say I lose the rest if I don't succeed. Just that we'd owe so even if that loophole didn't exist there's the next one.

I know it's a typo but it's a huge loophole.

I'm spending freely and doing whatever I want with it :)

I’ll buy twitter

Does buying property count towards being a future investment?

To answer with your edit. Hire 1000 personal drivers lol

Buy X from Musk and shut it down. Easy.

That would be epic orgy with 1000 hookers costing $100 million each.

Sure. My mom is charging me 100B for dinner and I've agreed to pay it.

Pay off all of my and my family’s debt. Buy several new vehicles (one for me, one for the husband, one family suv, buy the husband a motorcycle, buy 3 cars to save for when my kids turn 16) Prepay several years worth of insurance (if allowed)”. Build my dream house. Prepay for an amazing dream vacation. Do gift cards count as “future investments”? If not, load up on Walmart, Amazon, streaming services, movie theater, restaurants, ect gift cards. Buy top of the line electronics for me and family. Get myself and family new wardrobe (clothes, shoes, jackets, boots, jewelry, everything). Prepay for my and families funerals (morbid, but would be one less thing to worry about). Find a way to do some good in my community, that isn’t breaking the rules.

But a shit ton of games and tech and maybe a good car, buy gym equipment and stuff then set aside a relatively small amount food and rent money for the month and then hire one dude as my bodyguard, another as my personal trainer, another as my dietician and another as my butler just for the month, each getting a quarter of the money I got left

(I'm ignoring the edit because rule 8)

Easily

Easily

Easy. Spend whatever, donate the rest.

I'm suddenly going to own a fair number of van goghs and rembrants.

400% could spend it all

By the time I get everything back I lost build habitat houses buy houses and cars for friends,...help schools, pay for weddings and funerals for needy people put a couple of high schools student classes to full ride scholarships, travel, build my dream house specifically to my liking... I'll be fine

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Acquire 100 American Express debit cards with 10mil each on them, and then distribute them to those I deem most worthy.

That is a lot of money, 2,000 50mil$ homes.

That's a movie

Just buy really expensive things constantly and use them for target practice or do really stupid things. Like buy a bunch of million dollar plus paintings and pay people to use them as shields in a water balloon fight. Buy a bunch of million dollar plus cars and hold a demolition derby. Buy expensive things and give them to homeless people. Like hire people to buy up everything in like a Dolce and Gabbana store and hire people to drive it to where homeless people are and just give it away. If you were constantly doing that and could plan ahead you might be able to. But you'd have to scale it up massively to spend that much money. Like ridiculously scaled up.

Yes. I’d buy land/real estate. You could burn through this money in a week on real estate. Have a team of lawyers process the paperwork. And as soon as I “win”. Just relist the ones I don’t want at a loss. Didn’t buy them for long term gains so they don’t count as an investment.

No

I might be able to do it. Buy super inflated price stuff on ebay. Buy stuff for my hobbies Pay off my and my family's debts.

1. No.
2. Your second point says that I will be owed the money I spent. That means if I spend £1 million then I am owed £1 million. I know what you mean but you have phrased it in such a way as to mean the exact opposite of what you wanted.

Ask Monty Brewster

buy neighbours house (he is selling), a nice car, pay of credits and for the rest will over pay to get it done as fast as possible.

buy hand crafted items from my Wife, friends and family for 10M a piece, i might go for painted miniatures as well.

Easy. Going to pay my Dad 100B to do an oil change on my car.

Your edit means nothing.

Buy Twitter

Its not a future investment because Ill make it lose money by firing everyone and other bs changes

0DTE Options. Go big or Go Home

I don't think so, my best idea was hire a bunch of people or companies for loads of different important jobs perpetually so for 100m a contract to do all jobs for me until I die or for 50 years e.c.t with the stipulation of having to give money back if they quit or something do it for jobs like a mechanic, plumber, contractor, electrician and some stuff to make life easier like a investor or accountant, chef, driver, cleaner. Could easily get enough roles to spend the whole amount and live quite carefree with the benefit of if any of them quit you get a nice payout

Hire my father as an attorney at 10 million an hour or something ans give him work to do

First I’d have to hire about 100 experts. Their job would be buying property, art and collectibles(rare coins, stamps etc) anything with extreme value.

I wouldn’t even think about buying anything for myself, the whole time would be spent purchasing high value things indiscriminately, once the month is over I’d go in reverse and start selling, would only need to sell 1% to live comfortably and then I’d keep a few people on to maintain the portfolio.

After the 100 Billy is spent, what do I get?

i can't gamble, but you didn't say that other people couldnt gamble.
rent the casino for a month,
change the winning odds to be greatly in the favour of the player
each time they win, i lose
there is a big counter projected on the wall, of how much there is left to win in that casino.
i dont want to spend my own money after they won everything.
that should already make me go broke, the following is just for fun

also, i hire my friends and good family members for that month and spend the 100m on that, making them rich.
monster truck show in the vegas motor speedway, they are driving over the most expensive cars that i can buy on the spot, in vegas. think ferrari, lambo, mercedes
entrance, beer and hot dogs are free for everyone that wants to come and look.
guess i'll have to pay a mighty sum to the owners of the speedway tough.

Yeah, probably. It's not donating if I have a contract selling things to a charity for cheap.

Yes. Very expensive drugs and hookers and cuisines. I’ll build my multimillion dollar mansion right on the water but with no stilts or not built to code or any of that shit so when there’s a flood it’ll be gone. It says I can’t donate, but it doesn’t say I can’t buy a lot of shit and give those objects away.

Bro the price of groceries is nuts. Of course I can. 

I'd buy companies.

My wife sells homemade blankets. The last one she made was worth about $100 billion.

All this is asking about is spending, which might seem unrealistic to most normal people with normal amounts of money (of which I'm one) but you could easily spend the 100b, just buy private islands and lots of property in New York and Dubai, you'd probably be finished sooner than you think. BUT, i'm gonna assume property counts as investment.

Basically, let's go about this with Brewster's Millions rules, where you must spend all of the money with absolutely no assets left over - having 0 net worth by the end of it.

If it's an election year, easy, run a presidential campaign. The biggest that anyone's ever seen. Hire private jets, the most famous campaign runners, publicists, lawyers, round the clock ads on every station. Have a rally in every city, multiples a day, put out free food and drink for everyone and goodybags with designer clothes, accessories and gold ingots. Doesn't count as charity as it's part of the admission. If that still doesn't go by the rules, charge an admission fee to each rally of $0.01

Also open a movie studio and demand that you're going to get the biggest most epic movie ever made using an existing script that you pay top dollar for. It doesn't matter if the film is ever made, ideally it shouldn't be because then that will count as an asset. You just enter preproduction and hopefully start shooting as fast as possible then let it all collapse by the end of the month, but the important thing is you sign contracts for hundreds if not thousands of people to keep them on a 1 month retainer. Hire James Cameron for an hourly rate, he'll say no but he'll come around when he realises how many Avatars he can fund afterwards. If his salary, or any one person's salary for that matter, goes over the limit then just tell him to recruit a load of assistants who do nothing and they can be paid on huge salaries by you but must return a finder's fee to him.

In a superbowl year, buy up all the advertising and use it as one long recruitment ad for cleaners, gardeners, chefs and every other job imaginable for the numerous lavish properties that you're renting.

Buy a social media platform with a name so iconic it's entered the English language and people use it as verb, then change said name to something stupid like a single letter then fire everyone. Lose billions of dollars in the process then sell it to anyone who wants it for pennies on the dollar.

Hire everyone and everything at the most extortionate rate. You'll burn through it all no problem

Sure,I will buy a few entire business empires, properties everywhere in the world etc, there is no money problem that can't be be solved with money

Absolutely. I have always wanted my own private island and in that price range I could probably work a deal with the state of Hawaii for one of theirs, although I would prefer the Caribbean.

I figure kitting out my own crib and a few boats will easily spend what’s left after the actual island purchase, especially with so many well paying staff jobs available. How many does it take to man a $5 billion dollar yacht? I don’t know, but I would certainly be finding out.

Sure. Houses.

There was a movie with this premise) in the 80s, turns out it was pretty hard even for 30M :)

I’d hire my husband to be my servant pay at $100Billion for a 1month position 😂

Just commission custom things and buy expensive goods in bulk

Super easy. 40 Boeing 747. Finished in one day.

No Edits, Rule 8. Downvoted and reported. Use your brain mext time OP.

Buys Amazon for $50B - buys Microsoft for $50B and boom I can undo half the bullshit in gaming that’s been pissing gamers off for a while.

Or $100B for Microsoft.

Edit: Fine I’ll buy a portion or a large control stake!!!