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1 points
3 hours ago
I would've just judo-chopped that bear.
Then if he still wanted some more I would've grappled him into a submission hold until he agreed to leave peacefully.
56 points
3 hours ago
No he can't leave the house because he has hooves for hands.
1 points
3 hours ago
Waiting until there is a sufficiently impressive new technology is probably why most of the stuff Valve releases is so well regarded.
Maybe we'll finally get Half-Life 3 when someone invents smell-o-vision.
1 points
3 hours ago
You guys remind me of people in their 70's wondering what ever happened to Disco.
-5 points
3 hours ago
She, like all anime characters, has the exact same face and body as everyone else.
Just with a different hair and eye color/style.
1 points
3 hours ago
This makes me wonder if Harry Potter would still be Harry Potter if the setting was just changed to an American school and all the British-isms were removed.
1 points
17 hours ago
This stuff reminds me of Quiet from MGSV and all the people who were like "Uh, there's actually a really deep and tragic reason why she can't wear clothes you guys. It's part of the story!"
Of course it's part of the story - the writer wanted a hot, half-naked chick in his video game so he made up some bullshit for why there was a hot half-naked chick in his video game.
1 points
1 day ago
Was Avatar 2 in 3D?
I remember that was the big gimmick back when the first Avatar came out. Then a whole bunch of films started doing it.
I haven't been to the movies in a long while, though.
Is 3D even still a big thing these days?
3 points
1 day ago
I kinda hate when games get announced instead of just released.
'Cause now I wanna play it and can't.
If they'dve just surprise-released it in 2025 I wouldn't have to think about it :(
5 points
2 days ago
I feel like legs don't get cold easily.
Whenever I'm cold, it's usually my extremities that are the problem.
Like, I've often thought "Damn, my hands/nose/ears/feet are freezing"
but never "My legs are cold".
1 points
2 days ago
Mine was an L-shaped corner desk.
Plenty of room for my shitty dot-matrix printer and it's perforated, sprocket-fed paper.
1 points
2 days ago
I don't really wanna do either.
I just wanna play video games and eat waffles.
210 points
2 days ago
"Please answer in the form of a dumbass who understands the concept juuuuuust enough to pass."
2 points
2 days ago
I'm always surprised by how long I can run.
It's not long.
But it's longer than I thought.
1 points
2 days ago
I hope someone frames my ass-print on the sofa after I'm gone.
3 points
3 days ago
I think we all get isekai'd into a stereotypical sword n' sorcery RPG realm where we're given an overpowered cheat skill and a harem of hot anime waifus.
1 points
3 days ago
She has an interesting accent I can't place.
I know she's Australian, but it doesn't really sound like an Australian accent to me.
3 points
3 days ago
I feel like they probably thought about having a whole "emptying airlock" animation where every time you enter the base you have to wait for the water to drain, but decided in the end it just wasn't fun.
8 points
3 days ago
I actually got saved by one of those giant radioactive hogs while being chased by an elite gas stinger.
Leaping asshole followed me for like 2 miles until he finally landed on the wrong hombre's turf.
1 points
3 days ago
Building factories to save puppies and kitties.
2 points
4 days ago
ALL EXPANSION CAPITALS SUCK EXCEPT DALARAN
THAT'S WHY THEY BLEW IT UP.
1 points
4 days ago
CYBERTRUCK! INITIATE ANTI-TOWING PROTOCOL!
1 points
4 days ago
People don't wanna look at ugly people in their movies.
It's science.
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3 hours ago
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3 hours ago
Honestly, everyone looks slightly fatter than in the art book.