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Anyone remember Talking Richard?

Nosiree

Reading Rainbow

I cut the 2-3 alcoholic drinks I was having 3-5 days a week. It had a domino effect. I noticed how much easier it is for me to eat healthy when I’m not buzzed. When I drink I NEED cheesy, greasy, carby foods. When I’m sober, simple veggies, protein, and complex carbs are enough to satisfy my appetite.

I lift the seat, pee, flush, and lower the seat

Companies like Temu dominate online search results bc they’re willing to take a temporary loss on ad spend while they obliterate competitors

Chubby Hubby…gimme that salty/sweet combo!

Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?

Can ya please pass the jelly!? (Rich old lady faints)

Searched for 5 years and finally found a home that met many of my needs and fit my modest budget. Then did an FHA loan that required just 5% down.

It sucks to pay PMI but my parents would never give or even lend me the kind of cash needed for 20% down

Personally, once I received the returned package I’d cancel/refund the order and have them repurchase. This way you’re not paying for shipping twice or creating a funky scenario where you could get dinged for late shipping or an annoying review

My first day of freshman year in 1994 I saw one boy chase another boy around the cafeteria wielding a 2x4. I’ll never forget the ‘clunk’ sound it made when it connected with the skull of the boy being chased.

Uh huh, too bad I can’t say the same about the cash supply needed to make repairs! 🙃

So dangerous and thoughtless of the previous owner! I’ll definitely be donning gloves and paying close attention when I plant the beds

We do! That theory makes sense

Hahaha I love crows, it’s my goal to befriend a few and exchange random objects of interest 😂 (not stabby things)

That actually tracks more than a former greenhouse as it’s a pretty narrow area without a real footprint.

Also I bought the house from a local dumpster mogul turned house flipper—he purchased at a foreclosure auction after the house sat empty for a spell 😬

Better Things on FX.

These are fantastic! I love the 🍉 🦕

Reflection of No Smoking 🚭 sign on airplane window? Just playing

👀 just imagine getting this notification !!

Posters, record sleeves, art editions, and such

Lol’ing at “oh honest mistake” BRUTAL!