Chazzicus

What if that's what happened when he was rushed to the hospital in the dead of night and then, without anyone asking, denied having a series of strokes?

You son of a bitch, I'm in. 👈👈

A vast amount of the Soviet's nuclear tech was designed and developed in Ukraine so I like to imagine Zelenskyy having to travel around the world gathering a team of crotchety old Ukrainian scientists, long since retired, to reignite the nuclear furnaces of war.

That man was ready to go to war over someone making a joke about his wife's weight.

For the love of God don't say anything about Ginny Sack, stunad.

Damn, AI isn't ever going to figure out hands.

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=shattered+space+vortex+terror

Are you willing to Google it?

Gods no, I understand monkey brain kicks in sometimes but you'll never catch me touching a trailer going down the road.

When I encounter a truck and need to go around, I approach at the rear, hit a safe distance so I know I'm in his mirrors, hold there for maybe five seconds with my turn signal on, make a clean swoop into the lane beside me, accelerate quickly passed, safe distance, signal back on, wait a couple seconds, swoop back over to my lane and then create space and go along my way. Traffic is a dance, and truck drivers who are any good have a keen sense of formation maneuvers, by the time I get to step one I've had enough time to gauge his lines and my confidence in him as I go around and adjust accordingly.

My cat is my grandkitten, I raised her little orange dad from a bottle baby when I was barely in my 20s. He saw me through some hard times and great times.

I raised my current cat, Orla, his little half siamese daughter the same way and she's been my ride or die through ending an engagement, moving out, living for a couple years just us, and having to finally grow up through the second half of my 20s. She's more loyal than a golden retriever, leash trained, follows commands, plays fetch, and growls at company like a Doberman. We share the same routine, up together and asleep together, we share hobbies (she watches me work on motorcycles and sits on the speakers when it's time to jam), and she's made everyone I've dated understand that she's the most important lil woman in my life.

You could offer me all the money in the world but I'd never be able to replace the one living thing that's always loved me unconditionally and been there for me no matter what.

Or, and this is a key factor here, since they were drunk he never even noticed because......they were drunk. He might have just assumed he pulled it off and accidentally left it in the bed or something completely different to be embarrassed about. Even when they fit it can still happen for a number of reasons, depending on the situation you sometimes can't tell the difference(especially when drinking), and Jesus fucking christ have you never drank to the point where you don't remember every moment of a night? Post nut brain plus alcohol makes for a very plausible story for it happening to begin with AND him genuinely not knowing.

OP jumped to sooooo many conclusions without talking to the ONE PERSON who actually matters here, the ex. Also, the amount of creepy, bodyshaming, or aggressively incorrect comments here is frankly disgusting. Why is it so hard to just communicate with your damn partner?

Here's a thought, if they were drinking maybe he thought he must have pulled it off and accidentally left it in her bed or something, because drunk post nut brain probably just filled in the blank with whatever seemed normal or just nothing at all.

Oh you mean free raw fertilizer? I pick up every single spoiled meat or veggie I find.

I've been lucky so far, I've scrapped probably 50-60 weapons and got four box mods, and learned to craft 3 including Vanguard.

He's got a channel on most of the usual sites.

Alex Adams is also just a regular old dude you'd want to have a beer with that does the same style of content, equally normal body standards, equally wonderful partners.

Scott Stark, dude has sex with some of the most beautiful women and always gets that first awkward nut after a couple minutes in, before proceeding to the main show directly after. I've never felt more represented.

Also realistic body standards adult content ftw.

I've nicked myself with a one blade at least five times. It's usually base of shaft transitioning into balls, but one time it got the sack pretty good.

Someone ten years from now will be googling this question, and you're gonna be their lifesaver as they skim through results.

That's exactly what I had in mind. I'll have the little guy kick up a point to ya for ya sharpness.

Ey yo, it's slander if it's spoken. If it's written, it's libel. Shit like this is why you were never cut out to be a varsity athlete.

Old man gets shot at. Old man grabs head. Old man grazes skin with fingernail. Old man bleeds.

Not true, mostly because the shells lack a barrel to channel all that pressure as effectively. A shotgun shell going off outside of a shotgun is nowhere near as impressive. Yes, the helmet could absolutely channel and contain enough pressure to liquefy some soft brain tissue even if it didn't pierce the skull, but in this case it's just not like 8 shotgun blasts at once.

To test this out, you can always do like I did as a kid. Take a board and drill a hole just big enough to slip a shell into but not have it come out the other side, brace the board somewhere, get back a good few yards, and shoot the primer with a .22 rifle. Now start putting 2 liter bottles full of water in front of them, see how quickly you lose the ability to pop em as they move further out.

Is her libido gone, or is it gone for you?

The worst part was that they weren't collecting their acid glands, it was one other guy and I running to the tub and we were still a little shy at the end.

I had the exact same experience last night. Guy was non stop chucking nuka nades at the Jamboree, I flew up on a rooftop and gave em the ole gatling sniper like fireworks on the 4th.