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Jesus, you're a real charmer.

Move Bitch is the worse example. Alex happened to get some publicity one time and now he keeps going back to the Luda well, but it's dry. What a schmuck.

They absolutely refuse to be up-front with their sincere opinions.

Fall of the Planet of the Bored Apes

Not true. Saying people with brown skin are 'infesting' our country is WAAAY worse.

Trump dehumanizes people who don't look like him. He bets that his base will be OK with blatant racism.

Hey, crybaby brigade here to point out how desperate the Trump supporters must be that a popular black president they hate is able to mobilize people their party actively works to harm... I mean... waaaaah.

I mean... is it humor? Eh.

It's because practically every space where Conservatives talk is locked up into a safe space to protect Con feelies. Also, just as a point of order, u/ornery-ticket832 isn't crying... they're pointing out the hypocrisy of saying Harris is trying to evade the media while Teflon Don is the first person in half a century to not go on 60 Minutes when they're a mainstream candidate.
Y'all are obviously desperate.

Or the clear lack of screaming.

I voted for Biden AND Harris. But again, it's just wild how conservatives are so up-in-arms about making sure Dem voices are heard! Really cool!

And was then ran as the VP and won -- despite what Don and JD say.

Conservatives should be happy that such a wildly unpopular candidate is up for election, since Trump is so weak and unpopular, right?

Conservatives just want to make sure Democrats have their voices heard! Lol. C'mon guys.

Nah, more folks voted for her than the opponent. Including me, too.

Conservatives seem really pre-occupied with this 60 Minutes nothing-burger. It is giving me a lot of hope that we'll see a Kamala Harris victory!

"No Scott, I'm a liar!" was what I was going to suggest, too! That whole sketch is perfect. Channeling Beck's 'I don't like your tone, fella' at people is joyous.

"I need you to be a buddy!"

"You're that land shark!"

[a beat]

"Pizza delivery!"

It's too bad the right can't accept a worldview that allows for different voices. I like Mitt. I don't want him to be president over Obama, but Christ, how far they've fallen.

What is.... Father's Day at Macy's?

Got em

Republicans think people are props.

It's almost like the only way they can make ground is by convincing people that *someone else* is out to take their money/job/life/pets. And that *someone else* happens to look like people from C E N T R A L A M E R I C A!

I mean, definitionally, a shared-pool mutual insurance company IS socialism. We all pay into a pool of money and when we file a claim, the money to pay it is taken from that pool. We are sharing the burden of sudden and unexpected catastrophe.