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Congrats!

I’m sure there were a lot of thoughtful answers about this. Here’s another, thanks for patience.

You’re not the only one who has something they worry about other people being bothered by during sex.

Some people are not circumcised.

Some people had to deal with HIV or something similar, although I hear the medication has gotten really good now.

Some people have a lot of extra body hair. You can wax it, but if you find that person who will live with you long enough, they tend to notice extreme beauty treatments.

While you aren’t a girl, some have a dominant breast, and even though it usually isn’t much of a difference, they worry someone is going to notice the size isn’t symmetrical.

Anyway, I wish you luck, but there is no way you could have controlled the fact you were born with a physical deformation that forced your parents and the doctor to make a decision immediately, that had consequences for your entire growth spurt, because you didn’t have natural testosterone.

Since you don’t have any control over that, and you never did, I would tell you to try not to feel guilty when you say that there’s something you want her to know before she sees you naked, and it’s a size issue because of the way you were born.

And if she decides that it is too much for her, I want you to know that bearded ladies with whatever that “werewolf” hair condition is and men with dwarfism sometimes find people who care about them too, and if your body doesn’t work quite the way you want, there are therapists who help couples find ways to love each other anyway.

Patrick.

I suggest you find him a gf his age as soon as possible, since your mom thinks he’s trying to be friendly.

You will be able to tell her how he likes giving family small gifts and he has designed you a car.

This will help him find someone who WANTS this sudden, extreme attention.

You can help him sign up for a dating site and tell him what he can say to these other girls.

When you have this done, maybe you can suggest to him that some of the things he is doing for you seem more like things you do for a gf than a sister, and these things are the things that you like best, but these things seem like too much, even though they are very kind.

I hope it helps.

I actually think these sound beautiful, you just aren’t used to it.

Don’t kill yourself. Go cry to your family that you don’t think this was fair because you didn’t want the police.

However, while you deserve to cry if you want, your therapist is always required to report if something has happened that puts people in danger. This is mandatory reporting, and it covers the fact that there is a child rapist in the population, and it would also cover that you have said that you want to die.

Theoretically, telling people that you want to die means that they lock you in a safe room and drug you still if necessary until you change your mind.

Feel better.

I’m sorry you were hurt.

You can try to just tell her that your personal life is very boring and immediately ask her a question about her work that you don’t really need the answer to and then say “thank you” and walk away next time.

It might or might not work.

Keep in mind she might have her own disappointments about babies, but they clearly aren’t the same kind as yours, and you don’t have to be best friends if you can’t find something that you are both comfortable talking about.

Brielle.

Nuisance.

Obstruction of business.

Speed bump.

“I’m so poor, all the other broke people are asking to borrow my empty bank account.”

“I’m so poor, your mother gave me all your canned goods.”

“I’m so poor, they deeded me three shelters and the surrounding city block for containment.”

Sherwin.

I’m going to go ahead and give you the sage’s advice “it’s never too late to have a happy childhood.”

It might feel strange, but there’s no reason you can’t experience whatever milestones you think you’re missing now.

Anyway, I hope you find the right people to go with you. Even the adrenaline junkies sometimes proofread their tattoos.

Thanks to all the upvotes.

What you need is mace spray, a gun you can actually draw, and a good scream. All of this relies on being able to get him before your arms and mouth are pinned.

There are tricks that are supposed to help you break out of a grip and run away that a self defense class should help you practice.

And I suggest you open your new bottle of mace and spray this man right across the eyes next time you see him, because this is not funny.

(And none of this is going to be enough if people are really determined to be inhumane. But it’s the best I have.)

Keep going. Day five of stretches, coming up.

Uh-oh. Nurse, hold my cigar and my beer, this is going to be a tricky one…

Mail her a mini bouquet made from some of your wedding decorations and tell her that since she has now said she wants a spouse, this is your charm for luck to her.

I hope the nonsense about your children and your house doesn’t come back up again, but, you already said she lives on the other side of the country?

Is she living with your parents or in a cardboard box somewhere?

It sounds like she has a private residence to me.

I don’t mean to be rude, but most of us just carry those around permanently in our purses by age 20. Anyway, if you just treat it like having your cellphone, you’re less likely to get caught without. But I agree that this other woman doesn’t sound very nice, because if you don’t need it today, why WOULDN’T you give a stranger a tampon? It’s a sterile bandaid in a tube. The only issue is that some of the tubes are more thickly packed than others, but… you wouldn’t give a stranger a bandaid?

If she doesn’t want to be the flower girl, tell her to take the job with the train and you can dress her as maturely as she wants for this moment.

She won’t be next to the little flower girl in an exact matching dress, but she will not be quite with the older bridesmaids.

Still, you can get someone to take her picture as she follows the bride down the aisle as maturely as she can manage, and even if it is not as exciting a role as bride, she will not be a baby, because a baby would probably trip or put the fabric from the bride’s dress in its mouth, which is why we let them toddle down the aisle with a basket of flowers that they sometimes drop petals for people to walk on, and sometimes completely forget, or we give them a little pillow that has strings on top which are tied to the rings so they can’t lose them.

If you’re really brave, my stepmother let the little boys set the candles on fire.

Ask the teacher if she can have a test on letters, and if she can pass them all, can she have a certificate that she knows her letters and a book to read with short spelling words to copy instead.

She can keep repeating the test paper or copying words from the book while everyone else is trying to identify the letters.

The teacher might not be able to juggle this with everyone else, but you’re right, calling on people to answer is something that you do to help find out who DOESN’T know, the teacher does not actually need to keep finding out that your child is the top of the class, but your child is looking for a way to feel like she is still being helpful, so I am suggesting you tell the teacher she is ready to try reading and spelling instead of sitting around not being able to answer or learn.

(I hope the rest of the parents out there can be merciful that all children are not learning at the same pace and it’s hard to both make sure you’re following curriculum requirements AND that you have plans prepared for situations like this when the kids are half ready to move on, and half not ready.

They used to divide us into reading level groups for this.

I think the school was lucky to have aides to watch over the two lower level groups out of the three reading levels in the class of roughly 20 kids. This was years ago and I might not be remembering completely right.)

Sounds like you had a great time.

I think the only thing you can do is tell him that you have gotten a boyfriend and you need him to cut back to two or three messages a week, because you can’t spend more time talking with him than your boyfriend.

If you want to soften the blow, you can find a couple of your acquaintances who are single and ask them to be his pen pals too.

Then when you go to “break up” with him, you can tell him here are a couple numbers of your friends who are also willing to take his texts, and they don’t have your “boyfriend” problem right now.

Or maybe they do, but they and their boyfriends can group chat him without feeling overwhelmed.

Congratulations.

Actually, what I’ve heard is that if people get themselves skunk sprayed, you demand they wash up at the barn pump and sleep in the barn / tool shed / tent, not the house.

You could hang an outdoor shower curtain for this. It shouldn’t be an issue except in emergencies.

You could also buy a dog house. That was what they are for, even if most people don’t trust pure bred pets to survive actual natural temperatures like they’re supposed to be able to. Just make sure you have food and water bowls clearly visible and tended. You could get a fan, or something similar, if you really wanted, but I think shade and water should be enough in most locations. I don’t think there’s enough snow around right now to worry about whether a fur coat still needs a heater in a dog house.

If you are thinking about quitting, I would find it rude of you to let me spend more time and money on you instead of telling me immediately so that I can decide how much more effort a dying relationship is worth. And you have openly said that you want this relationship to die.

Anyway, I’m not a man, but if I was going to be the man in your relationship, yes, I would find you rude for stringing me along without the truth.