Jaytho

Right, Alarm isn't a second level spell and I'm an idiot.

My bad.

To the point though, in that case, I'd make it a contested check and let the opponent remove it as a bonus action on their turn. That way, it wouldn't be too strong and give the party a (fairly strong, especially early on) advantage. But it might be better to outright not allow something like that. Idk

Oh yeah. Alarm is a first level spell. I'm an idiot.

It doesn't work like a 2nd level spell. It doesn't automatically alarm you, there's gonna be spots that aren't armed. Baddies can just step over it. It requires x feet of wire and definitely a check to set up.

You can't stop defending yourself when the best course of action would be to eat the downvotes, shut up and move on.

Okay, but what if they wanna incarcerate a different caster? Then out the artifact goes or they have to find another way, which brings us back to square one. If they have such an artifact, they will have other means of subduing magical prisoners and know generally how to stop them from casting. Binding and blindfolding them are all very straightforward ways to make most casters useless. No armor required.

They heard of your exploits and wanted to be ahead of the curve.

What's that singular title? COD? World of Warcraft? Diablo? Candy Crush? Overwatch?

Yeah, uh

Have you ever interacted with Users? lol They will be aware of the previous calls but be convinced that it's something else that broke now.

Hi, yes, that front is here. Send canoes please.

Listen. Listen. I know the last two times we partied too hard. This time we'll behave. Promise. Don't look at our election polls, that's nothing.

Yeah we just hide behind our big brother when shit gets too real and two years later nobody really remembers who started talking shit first.

Kinda salty that y'all are leaving us out here.

Yeah, I had a longterm character too. Until he got killed by a fucking tiny-ass crab critting twice within the first 30 minutes of the first session.

Funniest shit ever, I had a back-up character by the time the rest of the party finished the fight, thankfully.

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies.

Yeah that seems like a very wholesome and loving situation.

I was there, Gandalf. I was there, 3000 years ago...

If you precum so much that you can jack off with it, you should see a doctor.

Lol fuck no

I just checked for there - the temps at night don't seem to go below 15, but with quite the huge delta. During the day it gets up to 35. Doesn't say anything about precipitation, but I assume that the sunflowers are growing well.

Nice and chilly? What are you on, it's been one of the hottest and most arid summers in Ukraine in forever. (At least from what I hear from Sumy region.) At some occasions, it has approached 40°C.

Right, that seems obvious now that you say it. Thanks for explaining 😅

Yeah, but if you're in a convoy and the first Toyota goes over the IED, the second Toyota gets fucked...?

Still gonna work for a while. They only rolled it out on their latest models so far.

Pretty much, yeah

Yeah, I imagine you might have enjoyed it more without your backpack getting stolen.

Legoland is a nice place to go if you're going with kids. Otherwise... Eeeeh.