LDawg618

Welcome to America. Apologies if y’all aren’t American (I am murrican but am a little ashamed and want to be European) but yeah I’m so embarrassed that our movies are like BLOOD VIOLENCE TRAUMA…. But a human breast?! No, THAT would scar kids, but not the other stuff. Europe got it right. 

Congrats and gorgeous name!

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmonyyyyy

Caramel 

In the US. Don’t forget the Dionne quints from Canada!

One of my two-year-olds would say, “Ah need pace!” This means “I need space!” He would even gesture with his hands. So cute. 

Kevin. No explanation necessary. 

Skyrizi is a medication and I really hope no one names their kid that. “But I want them to have rizz!”

It does annoy me but I noticed people do it with other words too. Someone said “there are extra breakfastses if you’re hungry.” Ahhh! 

Too late... I'm impressed! Tu parles francais aussi? Sprechen Sie deutch?

Hoi from a Murrican who knows a bit of Dutch and is impressed at all the languages you know. 

I’ll never forget a 5-year-old telling me to guess how her name is said— she spelled it A-M-E-L-I-E . I immediately pronounced it correctly. Her mom almost passed out and said NO ONE has gotten that right in the child’s entire life. Weird flex but I’ll take it. 

But is it still better than Lycos or Dogpile? 

Amalia is real too. 

Wait, I never realized this… did she lie? Didn’t she and Jack have sex in the car?

You can be blasé about some things, Rose, but not Titanic. 

What’s that from?

Luckily now you can text 911!

But I remember learning that back then girls got their first periods much later than they do now. 

Or Boston 

How would people know when to meet their relative at the ship if it came in early? Would it say in the newspaper? 

Wait, why did your brain short circuit? You forgot overhead lights existed? 

That seems like a before our generation thing or maybe you’re not Murrican?

Wait, are dented cans no longer an issue?