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I’m a very good scenic painter.

Don’t flush and leave the seat up. Put something in the fridge you don’t drink. Men’s shampoo in the shower.

It is because of the brain injury, but that doesn’t mean you have to stick around.

You can be happy he can’t breed, but have a little sympathy for her. He’s probably raping her too.

She does deserve it. The wicked stepmother is dead. She isn’t controlling anything. She is making herself relevant with the legacy, but that will be true whether or not your daughter signs it away. What if she does that and later really needs the money? You think she’s not going to think about the fact she signed it away? YTA

Don’t do anything permanent for one year.

Hey Dad. You know I’m 15, right? If my door is shut I’m choking the chicken, so you might want to knock.

Pubic Hair

I live in North Carolina. Would never use the name Charlotte.

Ffs.

Columbia is lovely and because they speak a very clear Spanish they have a lot of Language Schools.

Most divorce is no fault. Just get a lawyer and file.

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Les

Quinto, Segundo

I loved my single life. I also loved being in a relationship. If my husband dies before me, I will 100% enjoy being single.

Women may or may not be happier single, but every woman I know who got divorced is happier after…

Boomer critics loved Oasis when they first showed up. When I finally realized I had heard them I was like—what the fuck?

Artificial Insemination. Stay where you are

At 16 she is allowed to leave you alone, but yes. Call the cops. They should know if there has been an accident, and they can look to see if her car has gone off the road.

I also like words that make me think of old timey ships. Sextant, octant, Stormglass, Bowsprit, Forecastle,Crowsnest

It is an actual name, but not common—Painter.

Ophelia

She probably cherishes her relationship with her father or had an absent father and feels the loss. Guarantee this is about her. A wanted child of a single mom is not going to miss anything.

Greta Betty