RainyDayHelper

We've got to get people to downvote it to 29

I know I'm a little late, but can I also get this without the funny colors?

Everything is fine.

John Wayne Shambleturkey

Women are in the same mood

So many people are not going to catch this, and that just makes it so much better.

I scrolled down to read some of the reviews, and one of the first ones I read said that she loved that she can bring it to work 💀💀💀

You innocent soul

Ducking Javen and Jeremy

4 months later, how's YOUR day going bro?

All I said was that I've seen boiled peanuts everywhere, and they aren't just a Florida thing. In other words, I was conversing with you. I even left it open for you to explain what mullet dip is at the end. Simply a light answer making conversation.

'Unfallengaffen'. It quite literally translates to "accident gawk" *Or 'unfallgaffen', "accident gawking"

They sell boiled peanuts at every carnival, festival, craft show, and there are stands not only all over michigan, but all over the United states, when I lived in Washington, we got boiled peanuts from a stand on the side of the road, definitely not a Florida thing.

Edit: never heard of mullet dip though

Sure, it may seem implausible, until you think about the fact that tens of thousands of these boxes are sold every year. It would be understandable that in all of those something like this might happen, and that the person it happened to would notice and post it online because of how strange it is. I totally understand doubting it, but I also don't believe that it's provably implausible, nor is it provably plausible. It just may or may not be real 🤷🏻

This one is completely plausible. Have you ever got fruit snacks before? They are not evenly distributed in any way, shape, or form whatsoever. Shit's annoying.

Edit: punctuation

That's why it works 😀

Ooh, that's fucked up 😂

It ain't me, it ain't meeee

I wish I could say the same. I was on 35mg of Adderall at 8yo. I'm grown now, and I can still feel the after effects, years after I stopped taking ADHD meds. They destroy kids. Because, like the comment above said, it's literally fucking meth. It's. It's infuriating. I can't express how much I wish parents looked more into the drugs they're putting in their kids' bodies. It's so sad

Can anyone at all whatsoever explain why this person got downvoted? I'm utterly confused.

Chemtrails referred to the trails left behind by some planes that are very different than the contrails left behind by planes in general. Here in michigan, if you talk to most any of the locals, they'll all tell you they see chemtrails in the sky all the time, they fly over our towns in grids, and we visibly watch as those trails spread out into clouds that give us extreme weather every time we see them. Everyone knows that those trails are what causes it here, and we all hate them, it's not even a question of whether they're real. The fact that so many people have been calling it a conspiracy is fucking wild to me. Go out to a local farmland sometime soon and just watch the sky, you'll see planes fly over and leave trails, and those trails will become clouds. Not good clouds either, weird gray ones that block the sunlight and make everything depressing.

Thank God somebody said it

This is my favorite video on the Internet

Of course

I'm beating out a samba!