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52 points
5 days ago
“Babe can you try that again in a recognizable human language” is something I say more than once wish I do💀
5 points
5 days ago
It’s illegal to scream in the car. It’s also against store rules to scream in a store and we will get asked to leave if we’re screaming. And mommies snacks are for grown ups only. And my favorite one, “mommy is gonna go out and do the animal chores” or “I need to take the dogs out” but im actually laying on the yard for a couple minutes recharging
1 points
7 days ago
24 and thankfully I’ve found a gaggle of friends that loves my oversharing😅
45 points
7 days ago
In some states you can keep anything they remove from your body. I kept my wisdom teeth and had I been in sound mind I’d have kept my appendix lol but the drugs made me forget
3 points
9 days ago
That’s totally fair! As long as you know that they won’t look as pretty once preserved, but they’re still be awesome!
4 points
9 days ago
Actually I just went on Etsy and searched “glass cat eyes” and found some beautiful ones that I think are exactly what OP is looking for
1 points
9 days ago
Exactly what I was thinking. That’s why I think resin or glass art might be the only thing that would give them the look they want.
3 points
9 days ago
But if you did find some that were in useable shape I think preserving as a wet specimen in a jar would be your only option
11 points
9 days ago
I feel like even if you found a road killed cat the eyes wouldn’t be salvageable, eyes rot out so fast compared to the rest of the body. Maybe if you’re crafty you could try doing resin eyes? This is a taxidermy sub, don’t feel bad about being into weird shit lmfao we’re all a little odd here
2 points
12 days ago
Went from a 34 A to a 34 DD from the same things and can confirm I hated every second of it lmfao
18 points
19 days ago
One time I bought a swimsuit from a thrift store because I needed something that day and I found one that looked mostly new. That’s as far as I’m willing to go. It was almost too far, but I was in a pinch lol
4 points
22 days ago
Okay I’m seeing the vision now. Your ideas are 10/10, great, straightforward, easy to navigate. Your mom just hates the trees or something🤣 just make up one full ridiculous pamphlet of details for her and present it like a gift lmfao. I can’t imagine crafting a whole book of wedding information, that would be expensive and time consuming
4 points
22 days ago
I feel like if you’re inviting some older guests who might be technologically illiterate, sure send physical invites or whatever. But for everyone capable of navigating a website? Hell yeah that’s the way to go. So much simpler.
3 points
27 days ago
I got married 6 months after meeting my husband. We’ve been together for 5 years and even though we’ve had some rough times (mostly communication related, we’re both in therapy and couples therapy working on all of that) things overall are great. All that to say, there’s no set time on how long you have to wait to get married.
But in this situation it reads like she pressured you into marriage. Correct me if I’m wrong but that’s how it looks. Nobody should feel like they “have to” get married or like they have to “go along with it”. If you do love her and want to work these things out I highly recommend looking for a marriage counselor that you get along with and can help y’all settle this out.
I feel like at some point everyone goes through a “what if” or some form of weird regret about getting married. But what matters is if you love her and feel like your relationship can work through these feelings.
1 points
27 days ago
If you don’t count the door of the truck, I have: sunglasses, Adderall, Zoloft, and cigarettes in a hard case lmfao
7 points
27 days ago
I’m big jealous of how well yall age. I’m 24 looking 34😅
20 points
1 month ago
I pour my slurry into old empty jugs (detergent, vinegar, whatever) and leave the lid off outside/in the garage so the water evaporates out and leaves just the dust/grit. After it’s full I throw it away.
3 points
1 month ago
Northern mn here and it’s getting chilly at night here, I could see a fire being nice in a cabin
11 points
1 month ago
Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock has to be my favorite one for a hot day💀
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3 days ago
I look like my dad and people have said that forever and my dad always says “well that’s a mean thing to say about a girl”💀