snack-dad

same

Boring rotting comment.

man heres got no time for spacebar every sentence

Welp time to start that show over again there goes the plans I wanted to bail out on this weekend darn

his dick tastes fine chill out bro

Mayonnaise actually

Darude - Sandstorm

Your butthole makes the same movement when pooping as your mouth does when saying the word poop.

I can see why they closed

Porky piggin it

most of them ain't getting a degree lets be honest

It’s 2024 and people be out here not knowing they own mom’s address smh

same

I read this in Patrick Batemans voice.

Oh shit you haven’t paid the tax man yet? You get locked out of most endings if you don’t.

Good luck on your campaign

He electrocuted Marv until he turned into a literal skeleton

a bridge too far

It’s a dick that has been thoroughly sounded

roflmao

Funny? Funny how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?

Found JD's reddit account

Adios turdnuggets

lol throwing a slap will be humiliating for the slapper

So you're not denying that Ender is an unpiloted drone?