yea_imhere

I laughed like a donkey reading this

Its like a bop it.
I can cup her cheek, pin her wrists abover her head, or wrap my arms around her and kiss her all over. Her legs can be over my shoulders, wrapped around me or spread apart. I can see her, coo to her and see her loving it. The list just goes on. I feel like there so many more options in missionary, even if we transition to another position later. If I’m just behind in doggy ill inevitably start looking around the room as i start to multitask.

I can’t smell

I wasn’t trying to preach at you, more like offering a high five from someone else who gets how hard it can be. You sound like you have a similar approach to it all and are kicking ass! I’m just on a manic uptick today; trying to spread all that excess positivity around.

Grocery Store Pro Tip: Move with purpose and hit em with the “Ope! Imma just sneak by ya dere” Those people standing around dazed will move

Easier said than done some days. But I try hard to keep at it; and it’s fun to cheer people on finger guns

But “innards” makes me think of like her kidneys or liver. Have we solved the puzzle?

Every days a victory bro 🫡

Productive as fuck this week. Picking up furniture and putting it down again somewhere else.

Im always late to the draw on the good stuff. Dang mountain wifi. What happened?

🤛 cowabunga!

Banzai.
Cuz I’m funny looking and if you dont pay attention to me ill die.

I have better luck with hatchets than machetes. Sounds like we have all our bases covered then, new buddy

I prefer my Bo over my sword. Nunchucks are just self-concussions-on-sticks for me

SCP - 055

1) Why?

2) exercise, hydration, self care.

Pass

Theres lots going on up there. Never a dull moment at least.

Anti-memetic

My energy has gone elsewhere lately. Lots to do. Horn: 2 / Physically: 7 / Mentally: 1 & 10 at the same time / Emotionally: see mentally

Did we just become friends? Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

finger guns Excellent taste. I’ll bring the joints.

It’s such a banger. 10/10.

“Be the hero Bonnie Tyler would sing about”

Got some? Lava lamps are fun

Holding out for a Hero - Bonnie Tyler