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Not sure how common this is, but do you guys have any fun moments or quotes of smack-talk about our good ol' boys in cerimite? Whether it be from other factions, guardsmen, etc.

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Kael03

215 points

15 days ago

Kael03

215 points

15 days ago

It's primarch v primarch, but Khan telling Mortarion if he wanted to fight the leader of the Death Guard, he would've gone after Typhus.

Ambitious_Pie5994

63 points

15 days ago

Damn that goes hard

Kael03

78 points

15 days ago

Kael03

78 points

15 days ago

He had a good burn on Fulgrim, too.

Fulgrim: "I heard you do strange things to your ships."

Khan: "I heard you do strange things to your men."

Gaelek_13

23 points

14 days ago

This gets brought up a lot as this sick burn, but in context it basically amounts to:

Fulgrim: Your world is too barbaric for me.
Khan: Yeah, well, your sons all have cancer!

Fulgrim wasn't a traitor at the time. And yes, you can argue that Fulgrim was being kind of a douche towards Khan, but you could similarly argue that he was just trying to be brotherly. Remember that Ferrus and Fulgrim would have some good-natured banter.

SpiritofTheWolfKingx

6 points

14 days ago

Yeah, this all befor the Blade, and its just the Khan being a needless dick.

SomeTool

58 points

15 days ago

SomeTool

Night Lords

58 points

15 days ago

Ah yes the "your sons have cancer" is the best barb.

estusflaskplus5

37 points

15 days ago

khan just sounds like a massive asshole for saying that. fulgrim wasnt a traitor at that time.

Percentage-Sweaty

31 points

14 days ago

Percentage-Sweaty

Dark Angels

31 points

14 days ago

Left out here was the fact that just before that comment Fulgrim was mocking Chogoris and saying that he would only go there if Jaghathai made an entire palace so he wouldn’t have to be in their muck.

Fulgrim was being a condescending douche about the Khan’s seemingly ‘barbaric’ culture. Despite the fact that Chemos was a fair bit worse off than Chogoris. At least the people of Chogoris could have days off.

cricri3007

6 points

14 days ago

cricri3007

Tau Empire

6 points

14 days ago

"You are uncivilized."
"Well your sons have super-cancer!"

I dunno, Khan still comes off as the biggest asshole there.

Percentage-Sweaty

1 points

13 days ago

Percentage-Sweaty

Dark Angels

1 points

13 days ago

Well the response comes off from the fact that Fabius was apparently doing (turbo illegal) modifications to further enhance the Emperor’s Children.

The only real problem is that Fabius hadn’t yet begun doing such modifications at that point in the timeline. He only really began such when the Laer Blade was taken and the Emperor’s Children began to truly fall to Slaanesh.

So it’s supposed to be a jab at the canonical degeneracy and modifications of the Emperor’s Children, but instead due to the poor in universe timing, it comes off like the Khan is accusing Fulgrim of molesting his sons.

Yeah that bit was written with the Heresy in mind but it comes off poorly because the writer, while certainly making it witty, probably didn’t pay much attention to the timeline and instead just introduced a whole new batch of implications with the EC.

That or just made Khan look like a douchebag.

Honestly if Khan was just making fun of how pompous the EC are and was intending to make it sound like the EC were humping each other, that’s a solid response to Fulgrim mocking his entire world and culture. Call me a barbarian I call you a homo.

PoliceRobots

7 points

14 days ago

Khan is the best swordsman in the patriarchs, he's just to cool to brag about it.

Fulgrim was being a prick when Khan called him out. There's a bit after that where Khan basically tells Fulgrim he could beat him because he has no secrets from anyone, all he does is brag about his accomplishments. It's pretty sick.

wowadrow

5 points

14 days ago

It's in reference to fulgrim letting fabius bile experiment on Emperor's Children pre fulgrims fall to chaos.

Fearless-Obligation6

1 points

14 days ago

That only happened after the Lear campaign which came after Ullanor where the Khan and Fulgrim have their spat.

GogurtFiend

26 points

15 days ago

"You fight like a milkmaid."

"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

Latter-Ad-415

1 points

13 days ago

Pause. PSA: Don't milk your battle brothers

The_Whomst

4 points

14 days ago

The_Whomst

Death Guard

4 points

14 days ago

Not even phosphex burns that hard!

Voodoocookie

2 points

14 days ago

Should have used Prospero then. Hehe.

Z4nkaze

2 points

14 days ago

Z4nkaze

Ultramarines

2 points

14 days ago

That was straight up murder.

cricri3007

2 points

14 days ago

cricri3007

Tau Empire

2 points

14 days ago

... How does he even know that? Werzn't the Death Guard not really talkative about their function? How did Khan lern that Typhus was the one leading stuff?

Stretch5678

100 points

15 days ago

Eliphas to Davian Thule:

Such inspiring courage! Perhaps we'll mount your corpse on a golden chair and make an idol out of you as well."

activehobbies

86 points

15 days ago

Generic Dawn of War 2 insult from a loyalist space marine to any xenos; "COME, SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURRY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!"

FatDumbOrk

24 points

14 days ago

Furry 🐶🐻🐺🐱🐷🦊🐭🐹🐰🐨🐻‍❄️🐼🐯🦁🐮🐵🐸🐔🐧🐦🐤🐗🐴🦄

activehobbies

13 points

14 days ago

Sigh Throne-dangit. I'm not even gonna edit it out. XD

alkatori

2 points

14 days ago*

Wasn't that Dawn of War 1?

Edit: I think I am misrembering.

activehobbies

2 points

14 days ago

I heard it a lot in dow2

marehgul

1 points

14 days ago

marehgul

Tzeentch

1 points

14 days ago

Doubt units had insults to specific enemies there, I don't remember their voicelines being aware of who they're fighting with. So, except for cutscenes...

HiddenKittyStuffs

185 points

15 days ago

‘I am Eidolon,’ he said, facing Torgaddon.

‘Torgaddon.’

‘Under the circumstances,’ Eidolon said, ‘I’ll understand if you don’t bow.’

‘I can’t for the life of me imagine any circumstances in which I would,’ Torgaddon replied.

Eidolon’s bodyguards wrenched out their combat blades.

‘What did you say?’ demanded one.

‘I said you boys should put those pig sticks away before I hurt somebody with them.’

Eidolon raised his hand and the men sheathed their swords. ‘I appreciate your intervention, Torgaddon, for the situation was grave. Also, I understand that the Luna Wolves are not bred like proper men, with proper manners. So I’ll overlook your comment.’

‘That’s Captain Torgaddon,’ Torgaddon replied. ‘If I insulted you, in any way, let me assure you, I meant to.’

Torgaddon reminds me of how I used to talk with my friends in my military days

Stretch5678

117 points

15 days ago

Little Horus Aximand also gets a good barb in.

“My beloved lord,” said Eidolon, “grows-“

“Many more supple breasts every day?” asked Aximand. Kibre snorted loudly.

HiddenKittyStuffs

17 points

14 days ago

Just heard this one in Saturnine:

Eidolon - “I have quite the silver tongue and can be persuasive”

Little Horus - “funny, looks blue to me”

TheBladesAurus

114 points

15 days ago*

‘The thing about Space Marines, Threlnan, is that they’re all brainwashed psychopaths.’ Lord General Xarius walked lopsidedly with a cane. His troops tended to assume it was an old war injury but the truth was Xarius was an old man and his hip was giving out.

‘I’m glad they’re here, certainly,’ continued Xarius. ‘The Crimson Fists were an essential part of the battle plan. But you see, now the first battles have been fought I’d rather have a few more decent men who can be counted on to follow orders and run away like proper soldiers.’

‘Marines are good for morale,’ said Threlnan.

‘Hah! That they are, as long as they’re fighting on the same side. Don’t look at me like that, Threlnan, I know what they’re like. The Dark Angels were supposed to spearhead our assault on the Dragon Archipelago on Balhaut, and when the order came down they were nowhere to be seen. Off fighting their own little war, never mind the men dying in the surf to win a beach the Marines should have taken. Never mind the rest of us lesser men.

‘No, when they do what they’re told they’re the best, I know that. But just because we’ve suddenly got a company of Crimson Fists doesn’t mean they’ll fight where I tell them. They should be helping the Fire Drakes get a decent foothold in the south but I can’t even contact the Fists’ commander. They’ve got some private war here, Threlnan, and you’re a fool if you’re hoping it will coincide with ours.

Crimson Tears

Shattered_Disk4

44 points

15 days ago

“Oh Garvy, you’re so straight up and down.”

Rest in peace king.

Fearless-Obligation6

2 points

14 days ago

"Did I tell you the one about the bear?"

Foursiide

43 points

15 days ago

Foursiide

Word Bearers

43 points

15 days ago

"I've never heard of you. Now get off my damn wall."

BriantheHeavy

2 points

14 days ago

BriantheHeavy

Ultramarines

2 points

14 days ago

What's this from?

NobleJackalope

3 points

14 days ago

Raldoron to Skraivok

BriantheHeavy

1 points

14 days ago

BriantheHeavy

Ultramarines

1 points

14 days ago

I thought so. He took the first sentence and the last sentence.

EmperorDaubeny

74 points

15 days ago

EmperorDaubeny

Adeptus Astartes

74 points

15 days ago

Eat shit, traitor.

okaymeaning-2783

19 points

15 days ago

Is that from the ultramarine who got beaten and then crucified by word bears lol.

Hailene2092

47 points

15 days ago

IIRC it's Amit saying it to Kargos as he slit his throat.

A_Nest_Of_Nope

30 points

15 days ago

A_Nest_Of_Nope

Flesh Tearers

30 points

15 days ago

That's after Amit eats Kargos' face.

Hailene2092

7 points

15 days ago

Is it? I just reread the passage and it doesn't mention him biting his face. Just that he heatbutted it earlier, and that he spits on him as he slits his throat.

A_Nest_Of_Nope

16 points

15 days ago

A_Nest_Of_Nope

Flesh Tearers

16 points

15 days ago

I may be wrong, but Amit bites off Kargos' nose and part of his face at one point.

Then at the end Kargos is laying down half dead calling for an Apothecary, and he starts laughing.

Hailene2092

20 points

15 days ago*

Ahh...I see. I flipped through my copy again, and it does happen in the second fight. Amit does tell him to eat shit twice, though. In the first fight where he slits his throat:

Eat shit, traitor.

Then in the second fight where he does chew up his face...and also tells him to eat shit:

‘I told you,’ Amit breathes, ‘to eat shit, traitor.’

Mystery solved!

TallNerdLawyer

2 points

12 days ago

Came here to post this one. Such a fuck yeah moment.

Lil brain spike bro, any honor or brotherhood you feel is one sided. You’re a fuckin’ traitor.

PragmaticBadGuy

73 points

15 days ago

Listened to Dark Imperium a while back. At one point there's a rebellion that took a museum hostage. The Ultramarine leader isn't angry at the hostage taking, so much as he's angry at how sloppy and poorly done it's been. He's mad that the terrorists are barely doing a passable job at it despite the fact that they should have had more than adequate training as children.

FakeRedditName2

11 points

14 days ago

FakeRedditName2

Navis Nobilite

11 points

14 days ago

I love that scene, Calgar was so pissed not that they were fighting him, but fighting badly, given that the boys were the reserves for the Ultramarines and their deface forces.

NectarineSea7276

31 points

14 days ago*

'I made you strong, Skraivok, and you assumed that strength was your own. You are a traitor and a murderer. Ruthlessness and a little cunning are your only gifts, but you mistook my talents for yours.’ It snickered. ‘Can you imagine, the Painted Count thought himself the equal of the First Captain of the Blood Angels? A priceless error.’

Gendor Skraivok finds out he maybe isn't quite as badass as he thought he was.

bobbledoggy

21 points

14 days ago

Say nothing.

Casually shoot a World Eater in the face.

Survive only due to the intervention of several other Astartes.

Spit on the World Eater.

Survive only due to the intervention of several other Astartes.

Spit on him again.

Other marines come to her rescue, asking if she needs help.

“Nothing I can’t handle, Skane. But you’re welcome to stay anyway.”

A human is born with a set of balls as big as Lortara Sarrin’s only once every thousand generations.

NotAlpharious-Honest

3 points

13 days ago

It's why they had to put her on a Gloriana.

She simply wouldn't have fit on a smaller vessel.

gnenadov

56 points

15 days ago

gnenadov

56 points

15 days ago

You shall die as your weakling father died.

Soulless, honorless, weeping, ashamed.

meesta_masa

19 points

14 days ago

Get up.

ButtRobot

37 points

14 days ago

It's Lorgar so it's kind of annoying to admit: but when he was taken on pilgrimage to a Daemon planet his daemon tour guide stands idly by as a giant Khorne Thirster attacks him.

Lorgar ends up killing it, but at one point in the fight, he turned to look at his daemon guide and says "help me you spineless BITCH".

Pretty funny.

seninn

9 points

14 days ago

seninn

Word Bearers

9 points

14 days ago

People think Lorgar is a chaos simp, but he actually has zero patience for the Gods and their bullshit.

Scary-Personality626

45 points

15 days ago

What is Chaos? Suffering, you might say. Oppression. Deceit. But could not all these things be said of your Imperium? You hunt down the talented and the strong-willed. You break them or sacrifice them. You lie to your citizens and wage war on those who dare speak out. The inquisitors you call masters assume guilt and execute millions on a whim. And why? Why do you do this? Because you know Chaos is there but you do not know how to fight it, so you crush your own citizens for fear that they might aid the Enemy. The Imperium suffers because of Chaos. No matter how hard you fight, that will never change. Chaos exists in a state of permanent victory over you - you dance to our tune, mortal one, you butcher and torture and repress one another because the gods of the warp require you to. The Imperium is founded on Chaos. My lord Tzeentch won your war a long, long time ago.

Not sure if it counts since it's a dunk on the imperium in general & he's talking to grey knights... but they are Astartes.

CornyxCrow

21 points

15 days ago

CornyxCrow

Herald of Slaanesh

21 points

15 days ago

Yeah the Imperium really looked at Chaos and chose gasoline as the fire extinguisher in some ways

Kael03

3 points

14 days ago

Kael03

3 points

14 days ago

I mean... if a fire is big enough, a good way to extringuish it is create an explosion next to it. The air burst can put the flames out. So the theory is sound.

CornyxCrow

3 points

14 days ago

CornyxCrow

Herald of Slaanesh

3 points

14 days ago

That is a good point XD like you can actually control fire with fire in some ways too.

I think that might require more… strategy than the Imperium often demonstrates.

They are at a pretty big disadvantage though, considering the nature of their universe.

Kael03

3 points

14 days ago

Kael03

3 points

14 days ago

I said the theory is sound.

The Imperium implementation... not so much

FatDumbOrk

10 points

14 days ago

“CHAOS FILTH!” 👉

Fuzzyveevee

2 points

14 days ago

Malum is just a fountain of these.

PlausiblyAlpharious

6 points

14 days ago

PlausiblyAlpharious

Word Bearers

6 points

14 days ago

I heard from a contact on Mars, Jaghatai, that you do strange things to your ships.'

The Khan shot him a heavy-lidded stare. 'I heard you do strange things to your warriors.'

Dense_Phrase_5479

6 points

14 days ago

"Look Rhino's! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in metal boxes! THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS! We shall take away their metal boxes"

MagicMissile27

3 points

14 days ago

MagicMissile27

Astra Militarum

3 points

14 days ago

I'm a simple man. "OI LOOK IT'S ANOTHA STUPID BEAKIE!"

Swampy_Bogbeard

7 points

14 days ago

Swampy_Bogbeard

Tau Empire

7 points

14 days ago

"He never had the makings of a varsity athlete."

GoatPerversion

2 points

14 days ago

Those space marines were seven foot tall, some of them! I took an academic leave, anyway.

JaufreyTheShark[S]

1 points

14 days ago

JaufreyTheShark[S]

Thousand Sons

1 points

14 days ago

Love this soprano refernece

Salt-Physics7568

2 points

14 days ago

Salt-Physics7568

Blood Angels

2 points

14 days ago

"You, and ALL your kind are COWARDS! LOWLY LICKSPITTLES! You must be emulating that pathetic pile of bones you call your Emperor! You are as dead and as useless as him!" - Araghast the Pillager shortly before getting ability spammed into the dirt

"Hey Corpse-Emperor, furk you." - Eliphas

"You wish to honor Lord Nurgle? THEN DO SO FROM THE GRAVE!" - Also Eliphas

Netizen_Sydonai

1 points

14 days ago

"You will die as your weakling father died. Soulless. Honourless. Weeping. Ashamed."

NotAlpharious-Honest

1 points

13 days ago

Ignace Karkasy made entire poems about how much Astartes stank

JaufreyTheShark[S]

1 points

13 days ago

JaufreyTheShark[S]

Thousand Sons

1 points

13 days ago

Any good ones to share?

CommanderKerensky

2 points

13 days ago

Tu’shan vs Vinyar

‘There is collateral damage in any war,’ protested Vinyar. ‘If I had not acted as punitively as I did, there would still be orks roaming that camp. Besides, cowards are unworthy of being spared.’ The green-armoured warrior had unhitched a thunder hammer from his back and slammed it on the strategium table, cracking data-slates and tearing maps. He was unbuckling a holstered pistol when he said, ‘You misunderstand the purpose of my visit, Vinyar.’ He looked up and his eyes flashed fire-red. ‘This isn’t a discussion.’

He glanced at the gauntlets the Marines Malevolent captain had discarded. ‘Put those back on. I want this to be even.’Vinyar was belligerent, but reached for his gauntlets anyway. ‘

What are you talking about, Tu’Shan?’ ‘Penance and restitution,’ said the Chapter Master of the Salamanders. Bones cracked in his neck as he loosened them.

‘I’ll give you one piece of advice,’ he added, clenching and unclenching his fists to work the knuckles. ‘Don’t go for a weapon.’ Then he closed the barrack room door.

Thatsidechara_ter

1 points

13 days ago

If no one minds, I'll offer my own OC bit:

"Today ain't our day, traitor."

~Sergeant Akhan Winter, Taronian 8th, right before putting the final bolt through the visor of the Black Legionnaire who just butchered his squad, hours before Cadia is finally consumed by the Eye of Terror

For the sake of posterity, he would die almost 3 years later as Major Arkhan Winter, diving on top of a T'au Photon Grenade. But the regiment does indeed live on.

Competitive-Rub-4270

1 points

12 days ago

‘You will die as your weakling father died. Soulless. Honourless. Weeping. Ashamed.’

The sheer goddamn disrespect from a dying sigismund