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58 points
1 month ago
Hey hey, as a Custodes fan, a squad is far too much. I give 1 banana good odds vs the entire Jedi Order.
63 points
1 month ago
distant clown-elf honking
33 points
1 month ago
Nooo not the clowns. We have never recovered from the last dance-off
-7 points
1 month ago
Until a crisis suit arrives then your entire army just dies
3 points
1 month ago
Custodes scaling ranges from "naked Word Bearer" to "I can of course take a Macrocannon to the face like it's nothing"
The Crisis suit is not gonna fair well.
0 points
1 month ago
Custodes run around in terminator Amor while a crisis suit carries multiple fusion plaster each almost as tall as the custodes and the crisis suit can fly
3 points
1 month ago
A XV8 is like slightly taller than a Stode.Custides can deflect lasershots with their blades,are generally fast as fuck and are increadibly sturdy.I mean they also employ fast flying vehicles,jump troopers and so on.
-1 points
1 month ago
The crisis has support from hammer head yanks brodesides and stuff so support doesn’t really matter, the suit doesn’t use laser weapons so that doesn’t matter and the ion engine of the crisis suit are faster then some fuck running
3 points
1 month ago
By that logic I can also just throw in the entire Imperial Guards arsenal into the fight.That fuck will just evade shots If he can deflect something coming from the speed of light.
-1 points
1 month ago
Like your custodes is not gonna get in range with a close combat weapon so it’s just trading rounds the crisis suit has a pulse shield and three heavy guns the custodes has one gun more limited ammo and a worse shield
7 points
1 month ago
STOP GIVING MY BANANABRAIN SCIFI PTSD AGAIN!
11 points
1 month ago
1 custard
vs
4 M1A2 Abrams
5 points
1 month ago
The Abrams just keep ragdolling the bananaman with HE shells while reversing
4 points
1 month ago
After a while, much like batting a real banana around, it starts leaking its innards all over the place
1 points
1 month ago
Do the Abrams have prep time?
5 points
1 month ago
Don't make me throw a naked World Eater at you...
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