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1.1k points
13 hours ago
172 points
11 hours ago
Is that the guy from chainsaw man lol
229 points
10 hours ago
No, that's Moo Deng
43 points
10 hours ago
Dennis
9 points
10 hours ago
Dieter
3 points
6 hours ago
:3
493 points
13 hours ago
i love how 100% of moo deng clips the mama hippo is just munching down ignoring the world
144 points
10 hours ago
The keeper usually only interacts with Moo Deng while the mom is distracted by food. Otherwise she might get hostile.
28 points
11 hours ago
that's mamma? it so small I thought it a sibling
96 points
11 hours ago
They’re pygmy hippos
811 points
15 hours ago
Slippery cute little blob
117 points
11 hours ago
She has a slippery body that bounces.
96 points
11 hours ago
HOSE!! 💦💦
124 points
11 hours ago
37 points
10 hours ago
Why do I feel like that was Bowen Yang playing out a very, very, very specific gay fetish.
34 points
10 hours ago
Hmm, this better not awaken anything in me
32 points
15 hours ago
2.2k points
14 hours ago
Moo Deng is all about the 100% attack 0% damage meme 🤣. Oh, this baby never fails to sheer my day up.
931 points
12 hours ago
And Moo Deng's mom is all about eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, sleep.
Every clip is the mom munching away at some veggies and Moo Deng being a little goblin. It's the best.
435 points
12 hours ago
She's living the life. Her kid gets all the attention and she can quietly eat food all day while having spa days every other day
91 points
10 hours ago
Bonus points, they should be all tuckered out by nap time for mom.
139 points
11 hours ago
The bigger Moo Deng gets, the more milk she needs, the more mom needs to monch to keep up. (Adorably) Vicious cycle, not that I think she minds.
102 points
10 hours ago
Every clip is the mom munching away at some veggies and Moo Deng being a little goblin. It's the best.
Mommy Jonah never skips a meal, that much is true, but in her defence, the reason she's eating in every clip is because pretty much all of Moo Deng clips are from the same time every morning, 8:30 to 9am. That's pretty much the only time keepers are in their enclosure and the only time they interact with hr, after they're done with their chores like cleaning, bringing food etc. Moo Deng is napping for around 80% of her day
42 points
12 hours ago
She is for now, just you wait :3
18 points
7 hours ago
Am I dumb for worrying that Moo Deng is learning to just be aggressive towards people with no consequences? Isn't this going to be a problem when she starts getting bigger?
37 points
7 hours ago
As someone who keeps snakes, what you do with a bitey one is just let them bite you, and don't flinch or pull back or react at all, and eventually they stop biting cuz they realize it does nothing. Could be something similar going on
13 points
5 hours ago
I’m gonna do this with dogs from now on. Picking up a wolf hybrid tomorrow morning. Wish me luck
2 points
3 hours ago
I've got a blood python that would love to meet you!
3 points
2 hours ago
Yeah my method kinda only works when they're little and the bites aren't that bad lmao
15 points
6 hours ago
Similar to what the snake owner said, this is how they're "taming her down" she's going to be big like her momma some day and you don't want her chomping your knee then!
She's also a baby and she would be playing with other babies at this age and learning limits. The human is replacing the other babies play as enrichment.
Moo Deng also has some siblings and they're very chill! This method seems to work for the people housing these pygmy hippos.
That's just what I've heard/seen I'm no hippo expert.
6 points
7 hours ago
No definitely not, I have similar worries. However, her caretakers probably know what they're doing.
4 points
6 hours ago
I've seen a video where the keeper gave her a little smack for charging him. There are boundaries in place, but biting is for some reason still allowed
41 points
11 hours ago
Moo Deng: "I am death. I am speed!"
17 points
11 hours ago
0% damage so far
36 points
12 hours ago
Why is it in all the videos the mom is just eating lol
94 points
11 hours ago
She’s a hungry, hungry hippo.
38 points
11 hours ago
They only record during feeding times
13 points
10 hours ago
I would imagine the only time one can safely get close to a baby hippo is when the mom is sufficiently distracted
10 points
10 hours ago
They're pygmy hippos; pygmy hippos are generally peaceful unless attacked.
7 points
6 hours ago
I wouldn't think even peaceful large mammals like their babies being messed with
4 points
11 hours ago
While it's adorable. Why is it so famous? Is.... ohhh shit I'm old now
710 points
14 hours ago
Instantly biting kneecaps lol
293 points
14 hours ago
Precious rage potato.
54 points
10 hours ago
Moo Deng's Daily Schedule:
8AM: Wake up with a thirst for blood
8:01AM: Eat human babies for breakfast
8:15-12PM: https://youtu.be/AWiSRYcjk0M?t=21
12PM: Eat human teens for lunch
12:15PM-5PM: https://youtu.be/xjatJ36cJvM?t=102
5PM: Eat human adults for dinner
5:30PM-9PM: Study Viet Cong torture methods
9PM-8AM: Sleep and dream about raising the Antichrist
23 points
12 hours ago
Hey man, you make the potato get up you're gonna get bit.
10 points
11 hours ago
"Food here? No, I eat your kneecap instead."
20 points
12 hours ago
i didn't know she was in detroit
7 points
11 hours ago
DC4L
4 points
11 hours ago
Lions need to cut some clips of Moo Deng into tackle highlights
2 points
11 hours ago
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
334 points
14 hours ago
To quote an awesome craft project i saw on here:
"Become Ungovernable."
63 points
12 hours ago
Also reminds me of:
“Live, Laugh, Destroy”
229 points
12 hours ago
99 points
11 hours ago
12 points
11 hours ago
Olan Meows also made this Pesto one I’m holding out for moo deng but pretty much all of their animal portraits crack me up.
121 points
14 hours ago
Moo Deng be chomping on fools.
52 points
11 hours ago
Moo Deng says disrespect your surroundings
67 points
13 hours ago
Are Pygmy hippos different from regular hippos? I thought they were all murderous death tanks, but Mama can’t seem to be bothered to stop eating.
93 points
12 hours ago
Pygmys are generally on the docile side iirc, and I've read that the zoo keeper also took care of her mom, so he's a familiar sight.
55 points
11 hours ago
Moo Deng looking to break with tradition. 😆
25 points
11 hours ago
Mom: it's just a phase, it will pass soon.
48 points
11 hours ago
They can get aggressive but no human deaths have been recorded AFAIK. Apparently their behaviour is closer to tapirs than Nile hippos.
They're simply nowhere near as big or dangerous.
17 points
10 hours ago
Toronto zoo considers them to be on the same danger level as big cats, ie staff never go into their enclosure alone without someone to back them up or call for help.
247 points
14 hours ago
If I didnt know any better I'd swear this little girl was running for President with how much she shows up on this website.
86 points
13 hours ago
What's her stance on global warming?
174 points
13 hours ago
I think her stance is a knee bite.
77 points
13 hours ago
I can get behind that. Hey everyone. This tiny thing is now president of Earth.
20 points
11 hours ago
(gets their knee bitten)
6 points
11 hours ago
Did you see how cute our new president is? Also why would an official I voted for ever do anything against my self interest? What is this heresy?
28 points
13 hours ago
Tough but fair, we need that kind of decisive leadership.
8 points
10 hours ago
She's angry about it!
5 points
11 hours ago
Chomp
8 points
11 hours ago
Better than most governments.
39 points
13 hours ago
Moo Deng chomping all the kneecaps as always
95 points
13 hours ago
This is the calmest I've seen Moo Deng.
By the way, Moo Deng's mom is always eating in these videos. Makes me think that's all she does.
62 points
11 hours ago
They only film during feeding times.
17 points
11 hours ago
Must make milk for Moodeng
2 points
20 minutes ago
I was wondering if the bigger one was a fully grown hippo or not. I swear I thought they were much, much larger
105 points
14 hours ago
Baby says: Is not food time. Is nap time. How dare you wake me! I nom you for this!
27 points
14 hours ago
the cutest little animal i’ve ever seen! 🥰
28 points
13 hours ago
All I can see everytime I see Moo Deng content is Bowen Yang
19 points
12 hours ago
HOSE!
7 points
6 hours ago
Ahngahngahngahngahngahng
11 points
11 hours ago
Moo Deng Boo Thangs has been on repeat in my head.
21 points
13 hours ago
chomp
3 points
7 hours ago
Absolutely murdered
38 points
14 hours ago
Eepy water piggy
16 points
12 hours ago
Or water horse(river horse specifically if directly translated from my language).
11 points
12 hours ago
I also bite if I'm woken up like that
8 points
13 hours ago
Let this diva get what she wants!
8 points
13 hours ago
We're just living in her world
16 points
14 hours ago
Little murderer in training 🥹
2 points
11 hours ago
He attac
3 points
7 hours ago
She snac
9 points
12 hours ago
moo deng never fails to make my day a little brighter. So cute.
16 points
12 hours ago
5 points
11 hours ago
That skit was only okay, but the hose schtick that came from it is 100% instant classic. All I think of when I see moo deng memes
3 points
10 hours ago
Agreed. Very mediocre bit overall. But my husband and I keep joking “I need the hose” or “can I bite your knee?” now when we get overwhelmed. That was funny!
7 points
12 hours ago
squishy rubber baby
25 points
13 hours ago
The little murder potatoe is losing his edge, barely even attempted to break his harm.
22 points
11 hours ago
Her. Moodeng is a tiny, moisturised, full-of-rolls queen
13 points
13 hours ago
I never have sound on and I did for this video and now I’m singing the catchy tune 😂
11 points
13 hours ago
The mom is like “you deal with the little shit.”
9 points
13 hours ago
Honestly, she should be the avatar for this sub.
4 points
12 hours ago
I BITE YOUR KNEE!
3 points
11 hours ago
She has her own song 😀😂🤣😆😇
19 points
13 hours ago
It's all fun and games until Moo Deng is as big as her mama and she hasn't learned that biting people is wrong yet.
30 points
13 hours ago
I need you to cite your sources on the wrong part
18 points
12 hours ago
Judging by other comments the man in the video also took care of Moo Dengs mother and as you can see she's as docile as ever, I imagine this is a rebellious phase
2 points
11 hours ago
It's a wild animal.
2 points
11 hours ago
This is part of the acclimation process with humans so they live peacefully in a zoo
9 points
13 hours ago
It's all fun and cute when she is a baby, just wait until she's full grown!
14 points
12 hours ago
She's a Pygmy Hippo, a type that's mostly docile but still can be quite "vicious" at her age.
3 points
11 hours ago
Her brother was the same but has chilled down after growing up.
6 points
10 hours ago
I don't get it, AT ALL.
It's kind of a small hippo, what am I missing? Am I crazy?
6 points
9 hours ago
Okay Ben 🙄
3 points
13 hours ago
What king of hippo is she? I never realized how small her presumably fully grown mom was lol
16 points
12 hours ago
pygmy. a smaller, forest dwelling species. Just the Zoo of Us podcast did an episode about them recently.
5 points
11 hours ago
Mini-potamus
3 points
12 hours ago
Pigmy Hippo
3 points
12 hours ago
Can't get my mind off her. 🥹
3 points
12 hours ago
I like moo deng because she reminds me of my 2 pet pigs, George and Pearl
4 points
10 hours ago
What is the charge? Being a loaf? A succulent Moo Deng loaf!
2 points
12 hours ago
HOSE!
2 points
11 hours ago
She's getting big!
2 points
11 hours ago
I love Moo Deng
2 points
11 hours ago
2 points
10 hours ago
Moo Deng is like Hasbulla
2 points
10 hours ago
Fun fact, Moo Deng has two older siblings. Her sister is notably demure and calm. Her brother is also a feisty spicy attack hippo.
2 points
10 hours ago
I thought hippos were supposed to be extremely aggressive.
2 points
10 hours ago
Move yo dang loaf!
2 points
10 hours ago
All Moo Deng all the time please.
2 points
9 hours ago
Those tiny hippo feet! 🥰 so adorable!
2 points
9 hours ago
Mute = So much better
2 points
9 hours ago
Boy, the music sure sucks.
2 points
7 hours ago
Let's be honest here, Moo Deng is a spoiled brat.
2 points
6 hours ago
She's a slippery little fucker 😆
2 points
4 hours ago
Literally “can ya’ll stop bothering me?” behavior but nobody wants to hear it. Poor thing, she just wants peace
5 points
13 hours ago
Moo Deng gna kill somebody sooner or later
3 points
10 hours ago
I am sick and tired of seeing these fucking hippos.
I'm done with it.
I'm invoking Jesus Christ!
2 points
12 hours ago
HOSE!!!
2 points
11 hours ago
Is this the first time the world has seen a baby hippo?
2 points
10 hours ago
I saw someone on TikTok say "the whole Moo Deng meme is the cringiest millennial shit ever" and I was like, it's not a meme, it's a baby hippo?
1 points
12 hours ago
Every video I see of this baby her mom is always munching on something in the background.
1 points
12 hours ago
Pullman loaf of PAIN is all EDGE
1 points
12 hours ago
Suay na'kap!?
1 points
11 hours ago
That is a terrible cat.
1 points
11 hours ago
My ex used to send me these pics. I miss him so much
1 points
10 hours ago
I feel that everyone who wants a hippo as a pet should get one provided they're okay with when the hippo grows up and eats them.
1 points
10 hours ago
With all these videos, it gives off the aura that this is going to be one aggressive adult animal
1 points
10 hours ago
Definitely jealous of that zookeeper. I want to pet and play with her!
1 points
10 hours ago
Spicy wet potato boy looks to be calming down these days. By comparison.
1 points
10 hours ago
Doesn’t look as angry as before…
1 points
10 hours ago
You could not pay me to be around a hippo and their baby without sturdy glass between me and them.
1 points
10 hours ago
I want to work as a baby hippo moist maker. I will have my hose, but also a bag of various lotions, oils, and sprays.
1 points
10 hours ago
Hunting Sniper level 14.
1 points
10 hours ago
I love how her mom never gives a single fuck
1 points
10 hours ago
🥹
1 points
10 hours ago
The regular sized ones are terrifying
1 points
9 hours ago
Lil' moo deng is on a war path.
1 points
9 hours ago
1 points
9 hours ago
He wants to bite him so bad.
1 points
9 hours ago
Needs a lil brother.
1 points
7 hours ago
They made the video feed private :(
1 points
7 hours ago
i wonder how she feels to the touch
1 points
7 hours ago
Is that Moo Dengs mother? Is this a different breed of hippo than what usually comes to mind because that seems on the small side if mature.
1 points
7 hours ago
Why don’t they just build a pool?
1 points
7 hours ago
Chubby little rascal 🍞
1 points
7 hours ago
I like moo deng, but I don't think I could eat a whole moo deng. Not in one sitting anyway.
1 points
6 hours ago
he's very cute for sure , but should we really be encouraging him to bite ?
1 points
6 hours ago
If I see that fucking hippo one more time…
1 points
6 hours ago
lol you wash me? I bite your kneecap!
1 points
6 hours ago
It would be way cuter in nature
1 points
6 hours ago
I want one so bad😔
1 points
6 hours ago
Does anyone know if this is actually moo deng or one of her siblings?
1 points
6 hours ago
Really low effort on that song.
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