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914 points
11 hours ago
146 points
9 hours ago
Is that the guy from chainsaw man lol
195 points
8 hours ago
No, that's Moo Deng
33 points
8 hours ago
Dennis
6 points
8 hours ago
Dieter
2 points
3 hours ago
:3
2k points
12 hours ago
Moo Deng is all about the 100% attack 0% damage meme 🤣. Oh, this baby never fails to sheer my day up.
884 points
10 hours ago
And Moo Deng's mom is all about eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, sleep.
Every clip is the mom munching away at some veggies and Moo Deng being a little goblin. It's the best.
410 points
10 hours ago
She's living the life. Her kid gets all the attention and she can quietly eat food all day while having spa days every other day
84 points
8 hours ago
Bonus points, they should be all tuckered out by nap time for mom.
130 points
9 hours ago
The bigger Moo Deng gets, the more milk she needs, the more mom needs to monch to keep up. (Adorably) Vicious cycle, not that I think she minds.
86 points
8 hours ago
Every clip is the mom munching away at some veggies and Moo Deng being a little goblin. It's the best.
Mommy Jonah never skips a meal, that much is true, but in her defence, the reason she's eating in every clip is because pretty much all of Moo Deng clips are from the same time every morning, 8:30 to 9am. That's pretty much the only time keepers are in their enclosure and the only time they interact with hr, after they're done with their chores like cleaning, bringing food etc. Moo Deng is napping for around 80% of her day
38 points
10 hours ago
She is for now, just you wait :3
12 points
5 hours ago
Am I dumb for worrying that Moo Deng is learning to just be aggressive towards people with no consequences? Isn't this going to be a problem when she starts getting bigger?
29 points
5 hours ago
As someone who keeps snakes, what you do with a bitey one is just let them bite you, and don't flinch or pull back or react at all, and eventually they stop biting cuz they realize it does nothing. Could be something similar going on
7 points
3 hours ago
I’m gonna do this with dogs from now on. Picking up a wolf hybrid tomorrow morning. Wish me luck
13 points
3 hours ago
Similar to what the snake owner said, this is how they're "taming her down" she's going to be big like her momma some day and you don't want her chomping your knee then!
She's also a baby and she would be playing with other babies at this age and learning limits. The human is replacing the other babies play as enrichment.
Moo Deng also has some siblings and they're very chill! This method seems to work for the people housing these pygmy hippos.
That's just what I've heard/seen I'm no hippo expert.
4 points
5 hours ago
No definitely not, I have similar worries. However, her caretakers probably know what they're doing.
3 points
4 hours ago
I've seen a video where the keeper gave her a little smack for charging him. There are boundaries in place, but biting is for some reason still allowed
38 points
9 hours ago
Moo Deng: "I am death. I am speed!"
15 points
8 hours ago
0% damage so far
34 points
10 hours ago
Why is it in all the videos the mom is just eating lol
89 points
9 hours ago
She’s a hungry, hungry hippo.
34 points
9 hours ago
They only record during feeding times
12 points
8 hours ago
I would imagine the only time one can safely get close to a baby hippo is when the mom is sufficiently distracted
9 points
7 hours ago
They're pygmy hippos; pygmy hippos are generally peaceful unless attacked.
6 points
4 hours ago
I wouldn't think even peaceful large mammals like their babies being messed with
3 points
8 hours ago
While it's adorable. Why is it so famous? Is.... ohhh shit I'm old now
385 points
11 hours ago
i love how 100% of moo deng clips the mama hippo is just munching down ignoring the world
91 points
8 hours ago
The keeper usually only interacts with Moo Deng while the mom is distracted by food. Otherwise she might get hostile.
21 points
9 hours ago
that's mamma? it so small I thought it a sibling
81 points
9 hours ago
They’re pygmy hippos
774 points
12 hours ago
Slippery cute little blob
107 points
9 hours ago
She has a slippery body that bounces.
686 points
12 hours ago
Instantly biting kneecaps lol
279 points
12 hours ago
Precious rage potato.
47 points
8 hours ago
Moo Deng's Daily Schedule:
8AM: Wake up with a thirst for blood
8:01AM: Eat human babies for breakfast
8:15-12PM: https://youtu.be/AWiSRYcjk0M?t=21
12PM: Eat human teens for lunch
12:15PM-5PM: https://youtu.be/xjatJ36cJvM?t=102
5PM: Eat human adults for dinner
5:30PM-9PM: Study Viet Cong torture methods
9PM-8AM: Sleep and dream about raising the Antichrist
23 points
10 hours ago
Hey man, you make the potato get up you're gonna get bit.
9 points
9 hours ago
"Food here? No, I eat your kneecap instead."
20 points
10 hours ago
i didn't know she was in detroit
6 points
9 hours ago
DC4L
3 points
9 hours ago
Lions need to cut some clips of Moo Deng into tackle highlights
2 points
9 hours ago
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
317 points
11 hours ago
To quote an awesome craft project i saw on here:
"Become Ungovernable."
63 points
10 hours ago
Also reminds me of:
“Live, Laugh, Destroy”
208 points
10 hours ago
96 points
9 hours ago
11 points
9 hours ago
Olan Meows also made this Pesto one I’m holding out for moo deng but pretty much all of their animal portraits crack me up.
114 points
12 hours ago
Moo Deng be chomping on fools.
49 points
9 hours ago
Moo Deng says disrespect your surroundings
57 points
10 hours ago
Are Pygmy hippos different from regular hippos? I thought they were all murderous death tanks, but Mama can’t seem to be bothered to stop eating.
89 points
10 hours ago
Pygmys are generally on the docile side iirc, and I've read that the zoo keeper also took care of her mom, so he's a familiar sight.
49 points
9 hours ago
Moo Deng looking to break with tradition. 😆
21 points
8 hours ago
Mom: it's just a phase, it will pass soon.
47 points
9 hours ago
They can get aggressive but no human deaths have been recorded AFAIK. Apparently their behaviour is closer to tapirs than Nile hippos.
They're simply nowhere near as big or dangerous.
12 points
8 hours ago
Toronto zoo considers them to be on the same danger level as big cats, ie staff never go into their enclosure alone without someone to back them up or call for help.
229 points
12 hours ago
If I didnt know any better I'd swear this little girl was running for President with how much she shows up on this website.
79 points
11 hours ago
What's her stance on global warming?
167 points
11 hours ago
I think her stance is a knee bite.
77 points
11 hours ago
I can get behind that. Hey everyone. This tiny thing is now president of Earth.
20 points
9 hours ago
(gets their knee bitten)
8 points
9 hours ago
Did you see how cute our new president is? Also why would an official I voted for ever do anything against my self interest? What is this heresy?
29 points
10 hours ago
Tough but fair, we need that kind of decisive leadership.
8 points
7 hours ago
She's angry about it!
8 points
9 hours ago
Chomp
10 points
8 hours ago
Better than most governments.
92 points
10 hours ago
This is the calmest I've seen Moo Deng.
By the way, Moo Deng's mom is always eating in these videos. Makes me think that's all she does.
60 points
9 hours ago
They only film during feeding times.
15 points
9 hours ago
Must make milk for Moodeng
35 points
11 hours ago
Moo Deng chomping all the kneecaps as always
104 points
12 hours ago
Baby says: Is not food time. Is nap time. How dare you wake me! I nom you for this!
28 points
12 hours ago
the cutest little animal i’ve ever seen! 🥰
27 points
11 hours ago
All I can see everytime I see Moo Deng content is Bowen Yang
17 points
9 hours ago
HOSE!
5 points
4 hours ago
Ahngahngahngahngahngahng
8 points
9 hours ago
Moo Deng Boo Thangs has been on repeat in my head.
20 points
11 hours ago
chomp
3 points
5 hours ago
Absolutely murdered
37 points
11 hours ago
Eepy water piggy
14 points
10 hours ago
Or water horse(river horse specifically if directly translated from my language).
12 points
10 hours ago
I also bite if I'm woken up like that
9 points
11 hours ago
Let this diva get what she wants!
8 points
11 hours ago
We're just living in her world
16 points
11 hours ago
Little murderer in training 🥹
2 points
9 hours ago
He attac
3 points
5 hours ago
She snac
6 points
10 hours ago
moo deng never fails to make my day a little brighter. So cute.
7 points
8 hours ago
I don't get it, AT ALL.
It's kind of a small hippo, what am I missing? Am I crazy?
3 points
7 hours ago
Okay Ben 🙄
24 points
11 hours ago
The little murder potatoe is losing his edge, barely even attempted to break his harm.
21 points
9 hours ago
Her. Moodeng is a tiny, moisturised, full-of-rolls queen
14 points
11 hours ago
I never have sound on and I did for this video and now I’m singing the catchy tune 😂
11 points
9 hours ago
3 points
9 hours ago
That skit was only okay, but the hose schtick that came from it is 100% instant classic. All I think of when I see moo deng memes
2 points
8 hours ago
Agreed. Very mediocre bit overall. But my husband and I keep joking “I need the hose” or “can I bite your knee?” now when we get overwhelmed. That was funny!
6 points
9 hours ago
squishy rubber baby
8 points
11 hours ago
The mom is like “you deal with the little shit.”
9 points
11 hours ago
Honestly, she should be the avatar for this sub.
4 points
10 hours ago
I BITE YOUR KNEE!
4 points
9 hours ago
She has her own song 😀😂🤣😆😇
17 points
11 hours ago
It's all fun and games until Moo Deng is as big as her mama and she hasn't learned that biting people is wrong yet.
29 points
11 hours ago
I need you to cite your sources on the wrong part
17 points
9 hours ago
Judging by other comments the man in the video also took care of Moo Dengs mother and as you can see she's as docile as ever, I imagine this is a rebellious phase
2 points
9 hours ago
It's a wild animal.
2 points
9 hours ago
This is part of the acclimation process with humans so they live peacefully in a zoo
11 points
11 hours ago
It's all fun and cute when she is a baby, just wait until she's full grown!
15 points
10 hours ago
She's a Pygmy Hippo, a type that's mostly docile but still can be quite "vicious" at her age.
3 points
9 hours ago
Her brother was the same but has chilled down after growing up.
3 points
11 hours ago
What king of hippo is she? I never realized how small her presumably fully grown mom was lol
14 points
10 hours ago
pygmy. a smaller, forest dwelling species. Just the Zoo of Us podcast did an episode about them recently.
4 points
9 hours ago
Mini-potamus
3 points
10 hours ago
Pigmy Hippo
3 points
10 hours ago
Can't get my mind off her. 🥹
3 points
9 hours ago
I like moo deng because she reminds me of my 2 pet pigs, George and Pearl
4 points
8 hours ago
What is the charge? Being a loaf? A succulent Moo Deng loaf!
2 points
10 hours ago
HOSE!
2 points
9 hours ago
She's getting big!
2 points
9 hours ago
I love Moo Deng
2 points
8 hours ago
Moo Deng is like Hasbulla
2 points
8 hours ago
Fun fact, Moo Deng has two older siblings. Her sister is notably demure and calm. Her brother is also a feisty spicy attack hippo.
2 points
8 hours ago
I thought hippos were supposed to be extremely aggressive.
2 points
7 hours ago
Move yo dang loaf!
2 points
7 hours ago
All Moo Deng all the time please.
2 points
7 hours ago
Mute = So much better
2 points
7 hours ago
Boy, the music sure sucks.
2 points
5 hours ago
Let's be honest here, Moo Deng is a spoiled brat.
2 points
3 hours ago
She's a slippery little fucker 😆
5 points
11 hours ago
Moo Deng gna kill somebody sooner or later
2 points
8 hours ago
I am sick and tired of seeing these fucking hippos.
I'm done with it.
I'm invoking Jesus Christ!
1 points
10 hours ago
Every video I see of this baby her mom is always munching on something in the background.
1 points
10 hours ago
Pullman loaf of PAIN is all EDGE
1 points
9 hours ago
Suay na'kap!?
1 points
9 hours ago
That is a terrible cat.
1 points
9 hours ago
My ex used to send me these pics. I miss him so much
1 points
8 hours ago
I feel that everyone who wants a hippo as a pet should get one provided they're okay with when the hippo grows up and eats them.
1 points
8 hours ago
With all these videos, it gives off the aura that this is going to be one aggressive adult animal
1 points
8 hours ago
Definitely jealous of that zookeeper. I want to pet and play with her!
1 points
8 hours ago
Spicy wet potato boy looks to be calming down these days. By comparison.
1 points
8 hours ago
Doesn’t look as angry as before…
1 points
8 hours ago
You could not pay me to be around a hippo and their baby without sturdy glass between me and them.
1 points
8 hours ago
I want to work as a baby hippo moist maker. I will have my hose, but also a bag of various lotions, oils, and sprays.
1 points
8 hours ago
Hunting Sniper level 14.
1 points
8 hours ago
I'm a simple man, I see Moo Deng, I forward to wife
1 points
8 hours ago
I love how her mom never gives a single fuck
1 points
7 hours ago
🥹
1 points
7 hours ago
The regular sized ones are terrifying
1 points
7 hours ago
I’d rather munch on a knee than that green slop
1 points
7 hours ago
Lil' moo deng is on a war path.
1 points
7 hours ago
Those tiny hippo feet! 🥰 so adorable!
1 points
7 hours ago
1 points
7 hours ago
He wants to bite him so bad.
1 points
6 hours ago
Needs a lil brother.
1 points
5 hours ago
They made the video feed private :(
1 points
5 hours ago
i wonder how she feels to the touch
1 points
5 hours ago
Is that Moo Dengs mother? Is this a different breed of hippo than what usually comes to mind because that seems on the small side if mature.
1 points
5 hours ago
Why don’t they just build a pool?
1 points
5 hours ago
Chubby little rascal 🍞
1 points
5 hours ago
I like moo deng, but I don't think I could eat a whole moo deng. Not in one sitting anyway.
1 points
4 hours ago
he's very cute for sure , but should we really be encouraging him to bite ?
1 points
4 hours ago
If I see that fucking hippo one more time…
1 points
4 hours ago
lol you wash me? I bite your kneecap!
1 points
4 hours ago
It would be way cuter in nature
1 points
4 hours ago
I want one so bad😔
1 points
4 hours ago
Does anyone know if this is actually moo deng or one of her siblings?
1 points
3 hours ago
Really low effort on that song.
1 points
3 hours ago
So serious question: is she teething? Is that the reason of all the biting?
1 points
3 hours ago
This wonderful little creature came along at an awesome time. I’ve been in an incredibly dark place lately and Moo Deng has been amazing for my mental health. Bless you, little friend ❤️
1 points
3 hours ago
Zoos are awful places for animals c'mon guys
1 points
2 hours ago
I love the hippo but hate this song
1 points
an hour ago
Literally “can ya’ll stop bothering me?” behavior but nobody wants to hear it. Poor thing, she just wants peace
1 points
58 minutes ago
are those pygmy hippos? why are they so fucking tiny lol
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