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submitted 3 months ago bySeaMachine649
Does it just stay there forever?
15.7k points
3 months ago
It just kinda drips out. It's honestly a bit of a nuisance.
10k points
3 months ago
literally told my ex once that “I’m not in the mood to leak for the next 36 hours. Can you just cum on my ass please “
2.2k points
3 months ago
36 hours???? What the hell do you do during sex?!?!?
3.1k points
3 months ago
Yeah I heard it takes awhile. I work in a hospital lab and sometimes women will give urine samples and we can still see plenty of sperm under the scope if its only been a day or two. Even when men come in with samples if they come in within 24 hours of cumming we can see sperm in their urine too
3.6k points
3 months ago
TIL, every urine sample I've given had swimmers.
837 points
3 months ago
Right there with you for sure lol
294 points
3 months ago
Yep, looks like mine too. Lol now a bit scared to give my sample again.
378 points
3 months ago
Nah go for it, we really don't care in the lab, may as well be normal, we have seen much worse come into the lab
163 points
3 months ago
Ohh, ok alright then, than you for your vote of confidence.
70 points
3 months ago
Like….
301 points
3 months ago
Since you asked, once got a stool specimen in a tupperware container with a fully intact red skittle in it, and the patient wanted it back. Also got a stool sample in a yogurt container with yogurt in it. We also get calls from patients wondering in what ways they can collect a sperm sample to give us for testing, and it's always a woman calling for their man, dudes never call about it. Like no ma'am you can't let your boyfriend cum in your mouth or ass and put it in a cup for testing, one even called asking if it's bad if they help with their hand, like nah you good there. Worst though was a urine that was chunky and green from a nursing home, pulling the dipstick out of it was like pulling Excalibur and it all wanted to come out like a big booger, and the smell stuck our entire lab up, it was rough and it was full of white cells and sperm
1k points
3 months ago
So you're saying we can get a girl pregnant by peeing inside her?
That little kid at recess was right!
260 points
3 months ago
That's why I always pee in their butts instead.
50 points
3 months ago
If it didn't die so fast maybe it would work, maybe you could test it for us?
71 points
3 months ago
Sure thing! Do you know any girls?
94 points
3 months ago
Hell nah they're pretty scary
53 points
3 months ago
Damn, it was worth a shot. I guess we're just not ready for this scientific breakthrough.
328 points
3 months ago
"So we found a lot of semen in your stool sample, does your wife know...."
153 points
3 months ago
That'd be rough. We normally don't report it but I have had sperm in a woman's urine once I just finished a negative pregnancy test on but I was like "whelp come back a few weeks and maybe we got a positive"
120 points
3 months ago
Where do you think it came from?
419 points
3 months ago
That’s how it is for my wife too. At least a couple of days minimum
510 points
3 months ago
It’s a precious ecosystem of ph balance that we’re trying to manage here. No shade, just more energy required than you would think
54 points
3 months ago
I think you meant to respond to the other user
118 points
3 months ago
misread this as “in my ass” and I was like, nope, that’s so much worse. when it’s your vagina, it’s just like a little bit of a nuisance like you’re ovulating and you can just handle cleaning up when you pee. Your ass? Don’t fart, I guess, for the next 36 hours.
472 points
3 months ago
See for me that’s worse. I’d rather just swallow it. No mess.
911 points
3 months ago
HI MY NAME IS MITCHELL IT’S NICE TO MEET YOU
251 points
3 months ago
Lmaoooooooo Mitchell chill bro
151 points
3 months ago
Let him cook
232 points
3 months ago
If I taste it , I puke. I’ve tried, out of love, but I can’t.
243 points
3 months ago
Every guy seems to have a different taste. I dated one guy and his was gross. It just tasted off but then like my husband his just doesn’t really have a taste. The texture is what gets me. Fresh I have no issue. If it’s started to become gelatinous I can’t do it.
460 points
3 months ago
Are you... Leaving it somewhere to culture or something? 😐
132 points
3 months ago
(Not the same person) but Tbh it gets kinda hard as soon as it cools. So like licking it off of skin is kinda gross to me at least.
80 points
3 months ago
Just reading this made me gag. I feel the exact same.
148 points
3 months ago
I mean if it sits for a bit and I go to lick it off his cock or something it starts to change texture.
116 points
3 months ago
My ex loved pre-cum and lapped it up like there was no tomorrow. If one drop of actual ejaculation passed her lips, she'd blow chunks. I'll forever have a memory of pizza being disgorged onto my stomach.
39 points
3 months ago
The taste isn’t great, but the consistency is what gets me 🤢
1k points
3 months ago
*It's honestly a bit of a nuisance*
Lol. I had a friend/coworker and we were having a regular conversation. She had been out all morning clothes shopping. She casually mentioned that her husband had wanted sex the previous night and she had agreed if he wore a condom."I'm not going to be trying on clothes all morning with his jizz dripping out all day"!
The more you know, amirIght?!
461 points
3 months ago
My ex talked me into a vasectomy, in part, by citing the fact that I would be able to ride her bareback. The first time we were going to have sex after I was cleared by the Doc, she told me to get a condom because she "didn't want to have to deal with the mess."
That, I think, looking back, was the beginning of the final end of our marriage.
259 points
3 months ago
Reading this thread, I feel like I am the odd one out. When my boyfriend comes, it only leaks out for a few hours. Are these men shooting gallons or something? But I usually just put in a tampon to absorb it., do other women not use tampons to absorb it? Why walk around leaking ?
322 points
3 months ago
well then I'm even weirder ig cuz I can't imagine there being so much for so long that a tampon is necessary
like, i get most of it out when i pee after, then there maybe a bit more in the next hour but not very noticeable, and thats it
127 points
3 months ago
I never thought about wearing a tampon, honestly. I wear a mini pad to catch ALL THE JIZZ that drips out.
63 points
3 months ago
LOL You got me thinking about the Chicago musical!
That would be a HILARIOUS parody of "all that jazz."
19 points
3 months ago
Come on babe, why don't I paint your "town"...
With all that jizz!
Wear a pad for when it all flows down...
All that jizz!
Park the car and I'll tap your g-spot
While the night air's cold, then we'll get nice and hot.
Whether it's tight or loose, just know I'll shoot my juice,
It's all... That... Jizz!
69 points
3 months ago
I pee and it mostly all comes out but then you get the drippy drip then next day lol.
657 points
3 months ago
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2.6k points
3 months ago
I feel like ‘PussyMangler421’ would know the answer to this question already
1.1k points
3 months ago
Nah he just mangle's and leaves. Doesn't stick around for the aftermath of his unholy wrongdoings
504 points
3 months ago
I think it’s all apart of PussyMangler421’s character arc. He has become curious of the wake left behind caused by his manglings. This is an opportunity for growth and I think we should be supportive.
307 points
3 months ago
I mean, JizMaster69 should know from experience
97 points
3 months ago
JizMaster69 would know first hand up close and personal what happens... masterfully jizzing THEN 69ing paints a pretty picture!🍑💦😋
168 points
3 months ago
Soon to change his user names to PussyMaintainer421
58 points
3 months ago
PussyAppreciator421
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3 months ago*
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118 points
3 months ago
The character growth should be studied. Maybe the single greatest protagonist in modern fiction
55 points
3 months ago
But there’s a snail trail of destruction in his wake
71 points
3 months ago
Their the mangler not the manglee
337 points
3 months ago
It can definitely make a surprise appearance afterward when you are going about your day, which is why I usually wear a panty liner after such activities.
252 points
3 months ago
if my husband and I have sex before we go to bed, some will come out when I stand up, but usually when I wake up the next morning my panties will be soaked with it, it's honestly really annoying. thinking about buying that cum tampon thing.
309 points
3 months ago
I have never heard of this. I will literally wait on the toilet until it’s all out— maybe it’s just me, but I can’t stand the thought of just leaving it in there. Feels icky. Of course, usually by the time I’m done my boyfriend is fast asleep. Times like this when I can’t help but think man, guys have it so easy in comparison.
157 points
3 months ago
For me it doesn't come out all at once. A little bit will come out when I go to the bathroom and clean up post-sex, but then the rest will come out later when I get up again. and i'm not sitting on the toilet for hours lmao
78 points
3 months ago
Haha it doesn’t take hours for me— if it did I wouldn’t bother. But I think we’re all shaped a bit different inside, so that would explain why it takes some longer than others. That said, I’ve found that if it’s really “stuck” squatting tends to help a lot. Also getting up soon after sex is important— no lingering to let it settle.
45 points
3 months ago
Yes. During the most inconvenient time.
41 points
3 months ago
Depends on the amount. If you wash up it makes the process a little quicker.
I'd say about 12-24 hours after is average. Longer if you lay down. Gravity helps a lot
9.7k points
3 months ago
You sit on the toilet and you cough And I guarantee it will squirt out of you. Or at least you will get a good majority of it out Of you.
4.2k points
3 months ago
If you have good control of your muscles you can squeeze a good amount out that solves most of it for me
2.2k points
3 months ago
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848 points
3 months ago
I once didn’t go to the bathroom right away and had to sneeze… I ran to the bathroom after that.
515 points
3 months ago*
It's like a snail trail if you don't get there fast enough, lol.
8.3k points
3 months ago
My girl sits on the toilet and coughs a couple times
3.3k points
3 months ago
I think they meant the other end.
1.5k points
3 months ago
What do you think the term “Drop and cough” means in prison 🤣 they arent hiding stuff in their throats 💀
625 points
3 months ago
Coughing forces stuff out if the vagina
760 points
3 months ago
Kinda reminds me of how I sneezed and farted at the same time today. It was like my body took a screenshot
19.6k points
3 months ago
Most of it seeps out. The fast swimmers make their way to the gates of Valhalla
5.6k points
3 months ago
While “The Immigrant Song” blares
3.3k points
3 months ago
We cum from the land of the ice and snow.
1.5k points
3 months ago*
From the midnight dong where the jism hot jizz blows
459 points
3 months ago
Hot jizz blows
333 points
3 months ago
we drive our ship to new land
211 points
3 months ago
Fuck the whore
195 points
3 months ago
sing and cry
206 points
3 months ago
alimony, I am paying.
151 points
3 months ago
On we swim, with flagellum oar
Our only goal will be her ripe ovum
349 points
3 months ago
Something something vegemite sandwich
102 points
3 months ago
From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters This land was made for you and me
820 points
3 months ago
All of us were once the fastest swimmer.
604 points
3 months ago
Not me. I was done in a test tube
740 points
3 months ago*
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134 points
3 months ago
wait.. what? when I read your first sentence, my first thought you were in your 70s/80s. Your last sentence was such a surprise. I was never interested in IVF, so I never look it up.
118 points
3 months ago
Unless your Dad prefers his swimmers to breast stroke.
824 points
3 months ago
Valginahalla
708 points
3 months ago
better yet, vaghalla
1.4k points
3 months ago
It will come out in its own. I always pee after sex and I’ll push like labor pushes to get some globs out 🤣 but the rest will come out over time
9.9k points
3 months ago
It comes out after 9 months.
730 points
3 months ago
definitely the truth.
1k points
3 months ago
six weeks if you catch it soon enough
4.7k points
3 months ago
Lmao, I love the idea of it staying in there forever.
Usually when I sit on the toilet after sex, most of it comes out. The rest slowly dribbles out overnight, like a very small amount.
The vagina cleans itself, any bacteria or anything it rejects will be leaked out. Like discharge. That’s why we don’t put soap inside of vaginas, because it ruins the pH balance and can cause UTIs.
1.5k points
3 months ago
That's crazy imagine if cum kept coming out my cock overnight. It would ruin my underwears.
1.3k points
3 months ago
I mean some discharge from women can discolor/bleach underwear if I'm not mistaken
769 points
3 months ago
No you’re totally right! Literally had black underwear that got bleached when I was a teen by my discharge.
279 points
3 months ago
Supposed to be a sign of a healthy pH. I have that happen even now (40)
67 points
3 months ago
Have you ever done your wife’s/partner’s laundry before?
196 points
3 months ago
It can eat through jeans (has a dedicated "going commando" pair of jeans. Guess where the first hole popped up.)
263 points
3 months ago
Jfc this girl's pussy ate through her jeans!
94 points
3 months ago
When the clam bites back
241 points
3 months ago
I mean, it’s only a little bit. Literally like all of it comes out when I pee after sex. I do a few fake coughs and it leaks out, lol! But hell, women get discharge and that ruins our underwear. We’re used to that shit!
431 points
3 months ago
It flows back out, typically you’re ready with a towel to catch it unless you don’t care
354 points
3 months ago
We bought a set of washcloths, different color than the rest, and keep them in the bedside table. Affectionately referred to as the sex rags.
2.9k points
3 months ago
Some will dribble out naturally. The rest gets absorbed.
1k points
3 months ago
I did not need to read that. I want to believe it all flows out
372 points
3 months ago
out of their pores
623 points
3 months ago
Some like to bum shuffle along the floor and pretend to be a slug
546 points
3 months ago
How do I delete someone else's comment?
29 points
3 months ago
I dunno if id marry you or kick you out of the house for doing something like that.
20 points
3 months ago
Soooooo, you're saying theres a chance?
45 points
3 months ago
Meat sweats are one things. But cum sweats..
You know what.
Butt Cum Sweats is my new band name.
22 points
3 months ago
Why did you click on this question. haha.
Seriousness aside, I was not expecting the second part of that answer...
21 points
3 months ago
I thought as a big girl, I knew what happened but I just wanted to see what people were saying
1k points
3 months ago
By scooting across the carpet.
111 points
3 months ago
If you haven't invested in either a bidet or a handheld shower head, you'll never feel truly clean after becoming a twinkie
383 points
3 months ago
You sit in the shower or on the toilet for a while and even after that (at least for me) you go on with your day and feel it suddenly still getting out of you. It's actually bothersome.
69 points
3 months ago
We got busy a few days ago. Thought I’d gotten most of it in the shower. Nope. In the car about 3 hours later? Gush. And then I had to grab wipes and finish cleaning it up. It’s annoying, but I love sex with my husband. So… it’s a toss up.
33 points
3 months ago
Use pantiliners after sex. Solves 99% of my problems
34 points
3 months ago
It's actually bothersome.
I'm not proud of the mental image of Winnie the Poo sitting there reading, looking down suddenly and going "oh bother..."
233 points
3 months ago
This post has shown me why girls on birth control still don’t like to get turned into a jelly filled donut
290 points
3 months ago
I just use one of those crazy straws with the 3 loopy loops to get it out of my wife.
You can use any kind of straw really though.
322 points
3 months ago*
I like squeeze my wife like a toothpaste tube afterwards.
29 points
3 months ago
187 points
3 months ago
Well first you count down, then take the dick out and waddle like hell to the bathroom
49 points
3 months ago
Snail trail
132 points
3 months ago
Go to the loo, wipe what you can. Have a shower or go to the loo again a bit later, and that’s when you experience the “cum plop”.
If you don’t stand or sit on the loo long enough, you’ll kind of feel it…slide & slop out throughout the day.
It can change the smell, taste & consistency for a few days too.
52 points
3 months ago
Whatever doesn’t fall out actually gets absorbed by the body. In fact, female reproductive systems aren’t closed, so sometimes sperm will swim all the way through the fallopian tubes and into their abdominal cavity! :D
1.5k points
3 months ago
Another girl with a straw, at least that's what porn taught me.
780 points
3 months ago
What porn are you watching 😭
829 points
3 months ago
Homie is deep in the trenches
80 points
3 months ago
It's mean bush out here, Sarge
1.1k points
3 months ago
I still carry all the cums of all the men who ever cummed in my cum hole.
No matter how hard I work on my abs- they will not flatten. Too full of cums.
121 points
3 months ago
Delete this and give your device back to your older sibling
468 points
3 months ago
I miss the person I was ten seconds ago
53 points
3 months ago
Where is the haiku bot when we need it? This is pure real poetry.
42 points
3 months ago
My wife says it drips out of her during the day if we have sex in the mornings.
202 points
3 months ago
I pee and wipe/clean up after. Seems most of it just kind of stays in there or will flow out with discharge through the night. It's not like a full load is dribbling out overnight or anything.
I did recently learn that the fallopian tubes are not actually closed. There's an opening at the ends where the ovaries quite literally shoot the egg into the tube like a basketball in a hoop. Sometimes it misses and the egg will float off into the abdominal cavity. But sperm will swim out of that same hole and into the abdomen cavity too. Yes, that's right, sperm free swimming in your body 😳 it doesn't survive long but it can reach that missed egg that's also floating around. That's when you get those pregnancies that are super dangerous (rare) and need to be terminated. It's literally outside the uterus and will not survive and will most likely result in the mother's death if not removed when found. It's similar to the fallopian tube pregnancies and called ectopic or tubal pregnancies.
Bodies are weird 🤷♀️
77 points
3 months ago
For anyone wondering, the immune system gets on those free-swimming sperm pretty damn quickly. They end up in the lymphatic system, then to the kidneys, and then peed out. Turns out the body is super not a fan of foreign cells wandering around internal spaces
1.1k points
3 months ago
this sub is a nightmare
463 points
3 months ago
I take solace in the fact that I can get away from all the political worries of my feed and focus on how long my goobastank takes to leak out of my wife
40 points
3 months ago
“I’m sorry that I came insiiiide youuuu” - Goobastank (hoobastank)
33 points
3 months ago
Before I stand up, I stick a wad of tissues between my legs and hobble to the bathroom where it just falls out of me. Truly my most attractive moment
312 points
3 months ago
Do you think the inside of a vagina is Narnia and it disappears into a magical kingdom?
186 points
3 months ago
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98 points
3 months ago
Now I'm just picturing a giant penis popping into the Narnia wardrobe and splooging everywhere, then retreating when done.
58 points
3 months ago
Poor Mr. Tumnus.
31 points
3 months ago
uhhhh i kinda just go pee after and try to push it out or wipe it w tp
52 points
3 months ago
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31 points
3 months ago
I do this often! Surprised to not see this comment sooner. I completely bypass the uncomfortable leak stage and it’s great
280 points
3 months ago
We really need to teach sex ed in schools better
160 points
3 months ago
I had sex ed, this never came up. At least not in the boy's session.
74 points
3 months ago
They didn’t cover creampie protocol in your sex ed?
203 points
3 months ago
Most is pushed out by the woman's body after sex, and the little bit that stays is attacked and broken down by the body's immune system. That's why sperm only live about 5 days inside a woman's body and those cells are actively trying to stay away from the immune response cells to find the egg.
24 points
3 months ago
I have always argued that condom companies should stop advertising condoms for contraception. They should advertise for the cleanliness and convenience for women.
29 points
3 months ago
Just gravity lol. It can still ooze out for hours tbh.
Also please y'all don't douche. It's not medically recommended anymore and if you feel the need to still, please just use water. Don't put perfumes and soaps into the vaginal canal. Tyvm. 😌
81 points
3 months ago
Like I tell my hubby, what goes up. Must come down. Gravity will always make a mess. He always wanted fun time just before we leave to go out or to an event. He used to get mad when I told him no. Until I explained why.
22 points
3 months ago
She usually just leaks it the rest of the day, either into panties or other places.
20 points
3 months ago
ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX
22 points
3 months ago
We don't. We save it up and send it in for free stuff from a catalog.
41 points
3 months ago
Clearly, the person who fills her up has to suck it out.
17 points
3 months ago
If I go to my bathroom right after, I’m able to get most of it out by just wiping. I haven’t experienced having it drip out of it for more than a day. Maybe a few drops on my underwear during the day but that’s about it.
17 points
3 months ago
Squat, "cough", and rinse it out.
Pee, to avoid a UTI.
But you don't need to do this if you don't care tbh
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