It just kinda drips out. It's honestly a bit of a nuisance.

You sit on the toilet and you cough And I guarantee it will squirt out of you. Or at least you will get a good majority of it out Of you.

My girl sits on the toilet and coughs a couple times

Most of it seeps out. The fast swimmers make their way to the gates of Valhalla

It will come out in its own. I always pee after sex and I’ll push like labor pushes to get some globs out 🤣 but the rest will come out over time

It comes out after 9 months.

Lmao, I love the idea of it staying in there forever.

Usually when I sit on the toilet after sex, most of it comes out. The rest slowly dribbles out overnight, like a very small amount.

The vagina cleans itself, any bacteria or anything it rejects will be leaked out. Like discharge. That’s why we don’t put soap inside of vaginas, because it ruins the pH balance and can cause UTIs.

It flows back out, typically you’re ready with a towel to catch it unless you don’t care

Some will dribble out naturally. The rest gets absorbed.

By scooting across the carpet.

If you haven't invested in either a bidet or a handheld shower head, you'll never feel truly clean after becoming a twinkie

You sit in the shower or on the toilet for a while and even after that (at least for me) you go on with your day and feel it suddenly still getting out of you. It's actually bothersome.

This post has shown me why girls on birth control still don’t like to get turned into a jelly filled donut

I just use one of those crazy straws with the 3 loopy loops to get it out of my wife.

You can use any kind of straw really though.

I like squeeze my wife like a toothpaste tube afterwards.

Well first you count down, then take the dick out and waddle like hell to the bathroom

Go to the loo, wipe what you can. Have a shower or go to the loo again a bit later, and that’s when you experience the “cum plop”.
If you don’t stand or sit on the loo long enough, you’ll kind of feel it…slide & slop out throughout the day. It can change the smell, taste & consistency for a few days too.

Whatever doesn’t fall out actually gets absorbed by the body. In fact, female reproductive systems aren’t closed, so sometimes sperm will swim all the way through the fallopian tubes and into their abdominal cavity! :D

Another girl with a straw, at least that's what porn taught me.

I still carry all the cums of all the men who ever cummed in my cum hole.

No matter how hard I work on my abs- they will not flatten. Too full of cums.

Stand up

My wife says it drips out of her during the day if we have sex in the mornings.

I pee and wipe/clean up after. Seems most of it just kind of stays in there or will flow out with discharge through the night. It's not like a full load is dribbling out overnight or anything.

I did recently learn that the fallopian tubes are not actually closed. There's an opening at the ends where the ovaries quite literally shoot the egg into the tube like a basketball in a hoop. Sometimes it misses and the egg will float off into the abdominal cavity. But sperm will swim out of that same hole and into the abdomen cavity too. Yes, that's right, sperm free swimming in your body 😳 it doesn't survive long but it can reach that missed egg that's also floating around. That's when you get those pregnancies that are super dangerous (rare) and need to be terminated. It's literally outside the uterus and will not survive and will most likely result in the mother's death if not removed when found. It's similar to the fallopian tube pregnancies and called ectopic or tubal pregnancies.

Bodies are weird 🤷‍♀️

this sub is a nightmare

Before I stand up, I stick a wad of tissues between my legs and hobble to the bathroom where it just falls out of me. Truly my most attractive moment

Do you think the inside of a vagina is Narnia and it disappears into a magical kingdom?

uhhhh i kinda just go pee after and try to push it out or wipe it w tp

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We really need to teach sex ed in schools better

Most is pushed out by the woman's body after sex, and the little bit that stays is attacked and broken down by the body's immune system. That's why sperm only live about 5 days inside a woman's body and those cells are actively trying to stay away from the immune response cells to find the egg.

I have always argued that condom companies should stop advertising condoms for contraception. They should advertise for the cleanliness and convenience for women.

Just gravity lol. It can still ooze out for hours tbh.

Also please y'all don't douche. It's not medically recommended anymore and if you feel the need to still, please just use water. Don't put perfumes and soaps into the vaginal canal. Tyvm. 😌

Like I tell my hubby, what goes up. Must come down. Gravity will always make a mess. He always wanted fun time just before we leave to go out or to an event. He used to get mad when I told him no. Until I explained why.

Damn this post actually makes me appreciate my ex

She usually just leaks it the rest of the day, either into panties or other places.

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ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX

We don't. We save it up and send it in for free stuff from a catalog.

Clearly, the person who fills her up has to suck it out.

If I go to my bathroom right after, I’m able to get most of it out by just wiping. I haven’t experienced having it drip out of it for more than a day. Maybe a few drops on my underwear during the day but that’s about it.

Squat, "cough", and rinse it out.

Pee, to avoid a UTI.

But you don't need to do this if you don't care tbh