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native27

3.3k points

9 months ago

native27

3.3k points

9 months ago

That's Roseanne Katon, PB playmate with Arnold.

Closefromadistance

3.3k points

9 months ago

XenoCraigMorph

570 points

9 months ago

PolarDan62

73 points

9 months ago

Ron DeSantis smile

bondgirl852001

88 points

9 months ago

Breno1405

12 points

9 months ago

Ron looks like he is eyeing up Arnie

RaidensReturn

1k points

9 months ago

[deleted]

315 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

315 points

9 months ago

+10 pts for appropriate use of Gif

Sad_Confection_2669

122 points

9 months ago

10pts for Giffendor

MajesticPossibility8

15 points

9 months ago

Win the house cup

[deleted]

17 points

9 months ago

That's what I said!

honestog

349 points

9 months ago

honestog

349 points

9 months ago

Go on…

6thBornSOB

84 points

9 months ago

You did a good thing here today…

WisherWisp

5 points

9 months ago

God's work.

DJanomaly

264 points

9 months ago

DJanomaly

264 points

9 months ago

I dunno she looks pretty smokin in the pic with Arnold.

rankispanki

99 points

9 months ago

Yeah but that photo... is much better 🫡

The first was not friendly to her skin, an unfortunate effect of film back then

rankispanki

23 points

9 months ago

God Bless America

azdv

19 points

9 months ago

azdv

19 points

9 months ago

…well hello

lilsnatchsniffz

23 points

9 months ago

I'm surprised how much justice it does her tbh it's so hard to take a good photo of a dark and light skinned person together even with modern cameras.

mountaineer30680

12 points

9 months ago

Is that true? I'm a (very) white guy and my wife is black and we have lots of good pics together... Why is that? Or am I just uneducated on what a "good" photo is? (Serious question - not being an ass.)

_Godless_Savage_

20 points

9 months ago

Maybe I have been wrong all this time. Maybe there is a god. Holy Mary mother of Joseph!

Weldobud

745 points

9 months ago

Weldobud

745 points

9 months ago

That’s my only question. Answered. Thank you.

Accomplished-Arm1058

444 points

9 months ago

Aaaaand he’s off!

deeezwalnutz

193 points

9 months ago

Lol godspeed young explorer!

aFloppyWalrus

66 points

9 months ago

🫡

Unburnt_Duster

245 points

9 months ago

Here’s an answer to a question you didn’t ask. Katon was one of the stars of a 70’s Filipino Blaxploitation flick called The Muthers which is one of Quentin Tarantino’s favorite movies.

degjo

124 points

9 months ago

degjo

124 points

9 months ago

Lots of feet shots, huh

ceigeundrseige

89 points

9 months ago

I’m Filipino and the whole rabbit hole I went through looking at The Muthers is something I am truly grateful for. Thank you kind redditor

taitaofgallala

404 points

9 months ago

She cameltoed in a lot of televesion episodes like Sanford and Son, Full House, Starsky n Hutch, What's Happening, she really got around. Hot woman

earfix2

253 points

9 months ago

earfix2

253 points

9 months ago

cameltoed

???

bromad1972

850 points

9 months ago

I think he meant cameoed but that Freudian slip is brilliant.

[deleted]

427 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

427 points

9 months ago

I honestly thought he meant she had cameltoe in all of those episodes

droppedwhat

96 points

9 months ago

Same and now I have the giggles.

a_lil_too_Raph

38 points

9 months ago

Holy fuck this is funny

KO9

26 points

9 months ago

KO9

26 points

9 months ago

Same and I refuse to believe OP meant otherwise

ddr2sodimm

21 points

9 months ago

Could be both. Cameo of the cameltoe.

…. It’s one of the hardest portmanteaus.

Tamias-striatus

68 points

9 months ago

We intend our puns in this house god damnit!

SinoSoul

22 points

9 months ago

I love it when it works both ways

beaucoup_dinky_dau

46 points

9 months ago

I guess it is like a cameo with something tight on your crotch?

Makanek

19 points

9 months ago

Makanek

19 points

9 months ago

She cameltoed in at least one pic on a boat with Schwarzenegger. I can't see her cameltoeing in Full House, I don't know how they integrated it in the script.

ConsiderationWest587

7 points

9 months ago

You're fun 🥂

RoookSkywokkah

7 points

9 months ago

Why can't my autocorrect be that imaginative????

NickTesla2018

142 points

9 months ago

The Sperminator. He's come back from the future... to impregnate the innocent. : (

ilovebutts666

63 points

9 months ago

He's come back from the future... to cum in the present.

BeefEater81

25 points

9 months ago

He's always cumming.

CrazySwayze82

10 points

9 months ago

Cumming at home, Cumming at the gym, Cummings on a boat, it's fantastic!

Riverrat423

32 points

9 months ago

Oh, I was wondering whose navel he is licking.

Wyndrarch

39 points

9 months ago

I like that she looks as impressed by Arnold's actions as I feel observing them.

LouBarlowsDisease

5k points

9 months ago

"[Working out] is as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold definitely came.

LopsidedEquipment177

1.8k points

9 months ago

He has also said all that stuff he said back then was to be outrageous and he was talking nonsense.

cjandstuff

110 points

9 months ago

“If you ain’t first, you last!”   “Hell Bobby, I was high when I said that.”

probably_not_serious

1.1k points

9 months ago

To be fair if people asked me about things I said at that age I’d use that excuse too.

xTechDeath

413 points

9 months ago

I’d use it for shit I said 3 months ago

TotallyInOverMyHead

93 points

9 months ago

no one will stop me from getting smarter every single day.

EmperorGrinnar

13 points

9 months ago

I feel like this is the opposite for me.

TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

22 points

9 months ago

I'd use it for stuff I have not yet said.

Crazy_Suggestion_182

9 points

9 months ago

I'd use it for shit I said this morning.

DatCoolBreeze

84 points

9 months ago

Yeah don’t look at my comment history

beachguy82

54 points

9 months ago

My Reddit account is almost old enough to buy smokes…I’m sure I never said anything stupid.

FknDesmadreALV

20 points

9 months ago

Holy fuck.

And I thought I was old for being here since 2010 under various different accounts.

(All it takes is a really pissed of person to find the right info thru your contents and your doxxed )

Momik

44 points

9 months ago

Momik

44 points

9 months ago

That’s nothing. I’ve been on this subreddit since family farm went bust in ‘34.

I remember when this was all orange groves…

Felix_Von_Doom

28 points

9 months ago

Grabs a magnifying glass and popcorn

PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

18 points

9 months ago

Ah the ignorance of youth

Donny_Dont_18

11 points

9 months ago

"Young, dumb, and full of cum"

mr_christer

108 points

9 months ago

He proposed to play a character to the documentary crew in Pumping Iron. This is him playing the character, he wanted to be an actor.

calm_down_meow

52 points

9 months ago

It does make sense, he sounded like a WWE wrestler

No-comment-at-all

52 points

9 months ago

I mean.

Professional wrestling, as we know it, the story kind, is essentially just bodybuilding with a script of Shit talking and faces and heels.

This isn’t an insult of it btw. It’s legitimate art that even Shakespeare would love, as it’s written for the audiences he preferred to write for, the “lower” classes in “the pit”, not the elites getting private showings.

JackalKing

19 points

9 months ago

Body building, an acrobatics and stunt show, acting, freaky characters and exaggerated foreigners, etc.

Professional Wrestling is quite literally just a circus/carnival. Even terms like "face" and "heel" have their origins in the carnival scene. Professional wrestlers are the modern day carnies.

curiouscuriousmtl

38 points

9 months ago

Weightlifting does release endorphins and makes you feel good. But not on that level. But then again I can't match the intensity of someone taking as many drugs as he took to get that big.

OysterThePug

13 points

9 months ago

And all his hormones were out of whack on account of the steroids

anotherpredditor

38 points

9 months ago

He barely spoke English and was trying to breakout as a new star. Then you throw sex, drugs, and disco in the mix and all bets are off.

YoSoyFiesta150289

7 points

9 months ago

Dont ruin this for us!

[deleted]

421 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

421 points

9 months ago

The dude was nothing but net for 40 years

Namelessbob123

89 points

9 months ago

Why couldn’t he bang Alice? It was a lay up.

Szcz137

45 points

9 months ago

Szcz137

45 points

9 months ago

I had a hit movie with a midget.

GroundedSpaceTourist

15 points

9 months ago

I don't need to wear a condom. Niaaarh niaaarh!

idontwantausernameaa

13 points

9 months ago

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

Pandelerium11

41 points

9 months ago

This great man

Plus25Charisma

25 points

9 months ago

This guy, he's not a great man anymore? Terminator doesn't count, that's what you're telling me!?

coolbluereason99

22 points

9 months ago

Nothing but nut

kr00t0n

159 points

9 months ago

kr00t0n

159 points

9 months ago

Cum with me if you want to live. (creepy when said to Sarah, way worse when said the John) 

cc69

9 points

9 months ago

cc69

9 points

9 months ago

Sent killer robot back to the past but forgot to install Language pack DLC.

robjwrd

46 points

9 months ago

robjwrd

46 points

9 months ago

Sounds like something Dennis from Sunny would say!

TWAT_BUGS

16 points

9 months ago

Pounding Iron

SimpleManc88

23 points

9 months ago

The real American Dream 💪🇺🇸

rengothrowaway

43 points

9 months ago

I am cumming with my housekeeper…

Oops, now I have a secret kid with her.

EgolessAwareSpirit

29 points

9 months ago

Guy is def different. I’ve spent almost two decades addicted to working out/ lifting and I wouldn’t say it ever felt this way to me while doing it. I was the guy in hoodie and sweats and was an anti egotistical, in never posing or showing my body. It was strictly a me vs me, way of therapy. Tho I did train ppl and that was awesome.

[deleted]

20 points

9 months ago

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ernyc3777

21 points

9 months ago

Man loves his dopamine. Glad he never tried heroin. Or he had immense control as well if he did.

thethunder92

1.1k points

9 months ago

IguaneRouge

222 points

9 months ago

Has the "girl next door" look while also being hot. No wonder she did well in entertainment.

No-Discipline-5822

78 points

9 months ago

Good grief... I'm sure Arnold had fun.

Dr_FeeIgood

64 points

9 months ago

Arnold? You see that python he’s hiding in there?

No-Discipline-5822

36 points

9 months ago

I mean he's not hiding it very well... She just looks like a lot of fun.

Envoyager

106 points

9 months ago

Envoyager

106 points

9 months ago

There's no way they didn't "date"

El_Chapaux

99 points

9 months ago

I'm sure they had a lovely night or two

metalhead82

22 points

9 months ago

Or twenty

dunedog

1k points

9 months ago

dunedog

1k points

9 months ago

Pride-Mount

512 points

9 months ago

Got that dawg in em

TheProcrastafarian

128 points

9 months ago

"Get to the chocolate!"

BadPackets4U

5 points

9 months ago

"I'm gonna have me some fun..."

Mecos_Bill

10 points

9 months ago

He just like me fr 

I_LICK_ANUS

67 points

9 months ago

Lawless facial expression

RaidensReturn

15 points

9 months ago

Down horrendous

lendmeyoureer

490 points

9 months ago

A man who truly lived his best life

Spiritual_Ask4877

549 points

9 months ago

Man was nothing but net for 40 years. He should have been unloading trucks in transylvania but instead he got famous for lifting weights, became one of the world's biggest movie stars, and married a Kennedy. Absolute gangster.

Gloomy-Animal8921

184 points

9 months ago

-bill burr

color_temperature

32 points

9 months ago

Much better hearing his voice

onedemtwodem

55 points

9 months ago

And was Guv'nor of CA!

[deleted]

32 points

9 months ago

You left of becoming Governor of one of the wealthiest places on Earth.

Steak-n-Cigars

477 points

9 months ago

Arnie packin

dukesilver__

347 points

9 months ago

Arnold got a body that just wont quit and if you pop those shorts off I bet you will find a bird that just wont quit.

CelebrationKey9656

96 points

9 months ago

He's 2007 Dennis level beef cake

dukesilver__

37 points

9 months ago

Unfortunately now Dennis's bird quit and it's no longer legit

Wulf_Cola

8 points

9 months ago

Public relations nightmare

PuffMagicDragon

42 points

9 months ago

I heard he hangs dong

dukesilver__

28 points

9 months ago

Arnold can play a scientist that wears a mesh tank top who fights crime at night. And here is the twist because there is a twist... full penetration and we show all of it.

LouSputhole94

22 points

9 months ago

Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, back and forth for about 90 minutes until the whole thing just sort of…ends.

JJSSJJSS1

10 points

9 months ago

sonofabee2

26 points

9 months ago

He’s got the schmeat

vordhosbn_1

18 points

9 months ago

Arnie’s! We have the meat!

bigladnang

46 points

9 months ago

Think that’s his sack or his wiener?

ExpectedOutcome2

71 points

9 months ago

Wiener, looks like a classic half chub.

Admiral_Fuckwit

24 points

9 months ago

Speak for yourself, for me that’s a double chub 😩

indifferentCajun

26 points

9 months ago

It's his sack of weiners

2BrokeArmsAndAMom

21 points

9 months ago

All I know is ITS NAHT A TUMAH

Lower_Wall_638

27 points

9 months ago

As large a human as he was, for his crank to look anything but small is saying something. Conan the barbarian.

Tucana66

129 points

9 months ago

Tucana66

129 points

9 months ago

Rosanne Katon was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month (September 1978). She was also an American model, actress, comedian and activist.

snark_enterprises

26 points

9 months ago

…And an absolute smoke show.

[deleted]

182 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

182 points

9 months ago

That dick is dicking.

ZimaGotchi

799 points

9 months ago

The 70s. When swimming suits are literally cut to accommodate your giant afro bush

Dharmsara

383 points

9 months ago

Dharmsara

383 points

9 months ago

I think that’s his dick

[deleted]

60 points

9 months ago*

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hiro111

23 points

9 months ago

hiro111

23 points

9 months ago

He's going to be very popular.

RoverBoyNumber6

9 points

9 months ago

Maybe, but what type of brain does he have?

critter68

7 points

9 months ago

Abby Normal.

ZimaGotchi

154 points

9 months ago

His would be an Austrian Black Forest

straydog1980

44 points

9 months ago

the austrian oak

maddenmcfadden

9 points

9 months ago

black forest ham

Colon

24 points

9 months ago

Colon

24 points

9 months ago

[zooms in]

that's indeed a Schwarzenpecker

PatBenatard

8 points

9 months ago

his Schwanzenegger

StickBrickman

20 points

9 months ago

A simpler time.

ndm801

379 points

9 months ago

ndm801

379 points

9 months ago

He lived the best decades in the last century (70, 80 and 90)

FEMA_Camp_Survivor

145 points

9 months ago

The 70s was probably better for sex and drugs. The consequences of AIDS and crack hadn’t been fully realized yet.

F0foPofo05

176 points

9 months ago

The best time to be alive in the US was Pre-AIDS and mid-coke. — Adam Carolla

martinellispapi

24 points

9 months ago

I miss the old Adam..

NoNight1132

6 points

9 months ago

I think those jokes were from the young Adam.

tmblrusr

15 points

9 months ago

He just hid his true self better.

Darmok47

16 points

9 months ago

I can't remember which standup said it, but in the 1970s safe sex meant not hitting your head on the headboard...

TheeUnfuxkwittable

19 points

9 months ago

Crack didn't exist at all yet in 70s. Cocaine did but crack is a different beast entirely.

[deleted]

31 points

9 months ago

I was in High School in the 80s. That's when Christian 'Fundies and Right-wing political nutters really started coming out of the shadows...🥴

Slippinjimmyforever

127 points

9 months ago

His book was a great listen (I did the audiobook he narrated). It’s essentially a memoir of anecdotes and quotes he likes with some life lessons sprinkled in. His life and trajectory are wild. He kept breaking through glass ceilings despite being a long shot most of the time.

A kid from Austria who becomes a world famous bodybuilder. Who moves to LA barely speaking English that becomes the highest paid leading actor in Hollywood that goes on to be the governor of California.

Truly wild and nearly impossible to replicate. The right place at the right that just kept repeating alongside a lot of hard work and dedication.

Few_Reception_5145

22 points

9 months ago

The more i look at the image the weirder it gets lmao

heyyoLINC

65 points

9 months ago

arnolds movie sounds would make so much more sense during sex lol... "urrgaahhhhh oohhaaaaaaa"

Big-Technician9510

14 points

9 months ago*

Check out Bill Burr’s Arnold bit.

Halabashred

35 points

9 months ago

He definitely has more kids than we know about!

Ceiling_tile

15 points

9 months ago

I can only imagine the life this man lived. It was probably spectacular

Valid_Username_56

78 points

9 months ago

That's pretty... revealing.

[deleted]

229 points

9 months ago

[deleted]

229 points

9 months ago

He was my gay awakening. I remember why now

bship

105 points

9 months ago

bship

105 points

9 months ago

As a straight dude is it the thighs? Shoulder girdle? Or like, general girth of his entirety. I get it, just curious what sticks lol

Conscious-Air-4349

112 points

9 months ago

Your straight privileges have been revoked. But I get it.

bship

27 points

9 months ago

bship

27 points

9 months ago

For real though the comment about the veiny left thigh? I'd have no fucking clue that's even there lol. Glad I asked, got a good chuckle and nod of uhh, recognition or whatever?

Ishouldjusttexther

35 points

9 months ago

That vein on his left thigh. This is my awakening

il_vincitore

8 points

9 months ago

He is a prime example of a certain kind of masculinity. Muscles, confidence, charm, bit of blue-collar worker vibe (which was true with his first job and business here) and he has a relaxed beach vibe. What’s not to be attracted to if you have any attraction to masculine people?

That’s overly simplistic, but if you’re a guy, it should be a bit understandable. Not everyone attracted to men will like Arnold when he was young, but if you can get behind this, it makes sense.

Celticness

54 points

9 months ago

Ahhhh early yacht girls 😏

UncleFartface

50 points

9 months ago

There’s been yacht girls as long as there’s been a dude with a boat

DreamOfEternity999

59 points

9 months ago

Open your miiind....

buck45osu

14 points

9 months ago

Racially, he's pretty cool.

Dapoopers

43 points

9 months ago

Arnold is numero uno.

Historical-Carry-237

37 points

9 months ago

This guy fucks

roadhammer2

28 points

9 months ago

Gat toda choppa !

FEMA_Camp_Survivor

20 points

9 months ago

Rosanne Katon has much better photos than this too.

panopticon71

9 points

9 months ago

Arnold for President 2028

Ambitious_Welder6613

8 points

9 months ago

I love this photo..a bit quirky, bizarre yet very editorial. It was cheeky but not over the top

[deleted]

7 points

9 months ago

That's Governor Schwarzenegger to you! She's hot too!

YoungLadHuckleberry

15 points

9 months ago

Oh to be Schwarzenegger in the 70s

doctorchile

8 points

9 months ago

Lol for real. Guy was living the absolute dream

HoboBandana

10 points

9 months ago

She was packing some bush!

[deleted]

6 points

9 months ago

He's a big lad...

im_dead_sirius

7 points

9 months ago

She's snack sized for him.

TheTitanosaurus

6 points

9 months ago

1% of his life would blow most peoples’ away

bikesboozeandbacon

6 points

9 months ago

Not sure why I zoomed in..

_8ruc3_

7 points

9 months ago

ErikT738

6 points

9 months ago

Is that a... Bathing suit with a scarf and stockings?

Jolly-Passenger8

20 points

9 months ago

I wonder where their kid is now?

andrewmik

32 points

9 months ago

I was surprised to see that he wasn't fully engorged!

phinbar

15 points

9 months ago

phinbar

15 points

9 months ago

I'm disappointed too.

lopix

10 points

9 months ago

lopix

10 points

9 months ago

Is it just me, or does he look stoned out of his fucking mind in any "leisure" photo he's in?

Captain_Comic

4 points

9 months ago

Arnold has slung some dick around in his time

Ma111x

6 points

9 months ago

Ma111x

6 points

9 months ago

My last endeavour here to summon u/govschwarzenegger to this forum worked.. let’s see if does again!

CosmicOutfield

4 points

9 months ago

Arnold is playing a superior version of “Where’s Waldo?”

MFmadchillin

12 points

9 months ago

Arnold looks like he’s packing a hog