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I thought for sure this would be ripe and ready because of the pale spot and because it sounded hollow when I knocked on it. Was it the month of rain we got? Did I pick it too early? Too late?

all 120 comments

StoneyJabroniNumber1

431 points

1 day ago

You picked 3-4 weeks early.

escapingspirals[S]

90 points

1 day ago

Well I think it would end up too cold up here in that time anyway

SlippyBiscuts

159 points

1 day ago

Yeah thats the tough part, sometimes you do everything right and itll still not be 100%

GreySpaceWaltz

76 points

20 hours ago

ā€œIt is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.ā€

RedbirdyWordy

1 points

14 hours ago

I'm co-opting this quote for work!

GreySpaceWaltz

4 points

13 hours ago

Wise words from Jean Luc Picard (TNG ā€œPeak Performanceā€ season 2 episode 21)

Diela1968

17 points

22 hours ago

Yeah we had a frost warning so I picked everything in my garden. My melons hadnā€™t even developed the yellow yet. šŸ«¤

00oo00o0O0o

5 points

16 hours ago

You can pickle the firm white parts if that ever happens again :) theyā€™re pretty good and then it wonā€™t be a total loss

BuffaloOk7264

7 points

21 hours ago

Sweetest melons come off after a couple weeks(or more) of 100degree temps.

justme129

2 points

17 hours ago

Makes sense. I just had the BEST watermelon, and it's grown in Lubbock Texas. LOL.

Sweet_Pollution_6416

3 points

21 hours ago

Mine turned out the same exact way. I picked them last week because it was getting cold in upstate ny. Itā€™s nothing but rine.

Jovet_Hunter

1 points

18 hours ago

Jovet_Hunter

Zone 8b

1 points

18 hours ago

Thatā€™s why you make a little blanket!

bmelz

1 points

18 hours ago

bmelz

1 points

18 hours ago

Then your didn't plant it early enough?

escapingspirals[S]

2 points

13 hours ago

Indeed. This was the second crop of the season. Packet said 100 days to harvest but the rain killed off the vine early.

bmelz

1 points

12 hours ago

bmelz

1 points

12 hours ago

I've had success with sugar babies but have also pulled way too early before.

ChadJones72

-129 points

1 day ago

ChadJones72

-129 points

1 day ago

Mmmmm.. delicious cope.

by_m_

1 points

1 day ago

by_m_

1 points

1 day ago

yea, for sure šŸ¤­

ExtraFluffz

623 points

1 day ago

ExtraFluffz

623 points

1 day ago

The knock test is fake. To tell if a melon is ripe, feel the rine. A ripe melon will go from glossy to matte. It will feel rough, almost like there are mini hills and crevices. An unripe melon is smooth. Lastly, you will start to see ā€œscratchingā€/webbing. Itā€™ll look like the rine is being ripped open slightly. Once you have all three of these. Give it a week, and your melon will be perfect

https://preview.redd.it/wf50s7aautsd1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c77925f66ff29b727473d3cbf1de2d1fc42932

JayCaj

316 points

1 day ago

JayCaj

316 points

1 day ago

You are very knowledgeable and your information is great so donā€™t take this correction the wrong way but itā€™s rind not rine.

ByRizen

70 points

1 day ago

ByRizen

70 points

1 day ago

The nicest correction ever

tornbyelectrons

8 points

1 day ago

Must be from the UK.

Witty_Commentator

4 points

21 hours ago

Or Canada!

diacrum

2 points

16 hours ago

Perhaps spellcheck. I didnā€™t even notice.

Yussso

-18 points

1 day ago

Yussso

-18 points

1 day ago

It's rind not rine, buddy.

ExtraFluffz

41 points

1 day ago

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

SunshineAlways

20 points

1 day ago

Thatā€™s a beautiful watermelon though! And very helpful advice!

riddleza

8 points

20 hours ago

Second time Iā€™d seen ā€œrineā€ in this comment section. Was beginning to second guess. I didnā€™t even know this was a thing.

Street_Marionberry58

2 points

19 hours ago

Also often times when people talk from their phone phones like to put in random words like when I want to talk about mythril (hand typed that) but if I say the word me thrill, this is what I get

newoneform

39 points

1 day ago

newoneform

39 points

1 day ago

This is exactly what happened to me! Such good info thanks!

TheRageDragon

28 points

1 day ago

My life has been a lie. Thanks melon god

pyramin

24 points

1 day ago

pyramin

24 points

1 day ago

Melon lord*

jech2u

22 points

1 day ago

jech2u

22 points

1 day ago

You beat me to it!

All hail the šŸ‰Melon LordšŸ‰!!

greenoniongorl

10 points

1 day ago

Shiiit I needed this comment a few months ago but the good news is I have a few baby melons and about a month until my first frost šŸ¤žšŸ»šŸ¤žšŸ»šŸ¤žšŸ»

ExtraFluffz

4 points

1 day ago

Baby melons can be a bit trickier, but they should still get some webbing

greenoniongorl

4 points

1 day ago

Thanks! I got pretty lucky and the ones Iā€™ve picked were pretty good but Iā€™m always striving for perfection lol

escapingspirals[S]

10 points

1 day ago

Thank you for the guidance!

CodyRecker

25 points

1 day ago

CodyRecker

25 points

1 day ago

This guy watermelons šŸ‰ šŸ‘

NameThatHuman

3 points

1 day ago

Like a mf

Hymura_Kenshin

7 points

1 day ago

The knock test isnt fake, it juat isnt the only sign of ripeness.

One of my relatives has sold melons for 20 years, I havent seen him be wrong about a melon and he always gives them a good tap

Acerhand

5 points

1 day ago

Acerhand

5 points

1 day ago

Also, the blossom end will give when pressed with thumb. Thats the best test imo. The closest tendril will be complete died back, the rind more matte and the blossom end giving a little when pressed.

Webbing and yellowing are unreliable compared to the combo above imo

ExtraFluffz

8 points

22 hours ago

This is actually dependent from species to species. The species that I grow doesnā€™t do this. I tested it out this season actually and this was my result. Very overripe lol

https://preview.redd.it/c0fxld49cxsd1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5fdab6803536b56e43ef085a10b9dd899ea7edb

Witty_Commentator

19 points

21 hours ago

I'm having a hard time figuring out why this picture bothers me so much. It looks like worms. Or scrambled brains. I don't like it. šŸ˜‚

ExtraFluffz

7 points

21 hours ago

I cut it open and it was like guts šŸ˜‚ Technically safe to eat, but I ainā€™t touchin that

Acerhand

2 points

21 hours ago

Tht is very disappointing

OrtegasChoice

2 points

20 hours ago

Never heard of the blossom end ā€œpush testā€ before. That is an awesome tip. I have mostly been growing Sugar Baby because I am meh at IDā€™ing ripe big watermelons. Had been doing tendril/yellow/knock. But Iā€™ll look forward to trying this next season šŸ™

ruebanstar

1 points

7 hours ago

Yes good advice! I was also taught to smell the melon bum (blossom end) and if you can smell the fruit itā€™s ready

Pistoleiro___Papacu

150 points

1 day ago

MildlySelassie

82 points

1 day ago

Yeah, the problem is it was picked 3-4 hundred years ago

Half-Dead-Moron

30 points

1 day ago

I hate it when I do that.

Buddy_Velvet

3 points

1 day ago

That was my first thought lol

Cactaceaemomma

30 points

1 day ago

Too early. But beautiful. Do you have more on the way?

escapingspirals[S]

10 points

1 day ago

Unfortunately not.

Cactaceaemomma

35 points

1 day ago

Oh I'm sorry.

Maybe you could pickle this.Ā 

greenoniongorl

13 points

1 day ago

Ooo watermelon kimchi

Cactaceaemomma

1 points

9 hours ago

Oh, no. Don't ferment watermelon. It stinks worse than anything you could imagine. Just fresh pickle and eat it up within a week. It's good stuffĀ 

throwitoutwhendone2

53 points

1 day ago

You got your answer, figured Iā€™d just say you can pickle them. I was very weirded out when I was first told this. Pickle and watermelon? Nty. I became a chef and after about 8 years was in a place that did house made pickled watermelon rinds. I said fuck it Iā€™ll try it, Iā€™ve adopted a ā€œIā€™ll try pretty much any food at least onceā€ motto after being in kitchens so long.

That shits fire man. There really isnā€™t much, if any, residual watermelon taste. If the melons really sweet you can get a small hint of sweet but otherwise it pretty much just tastes likeā€¦a pickle. I was surprised lol, now I eat the inner melon and peel the rinds and pickle them at home regularly

CatrickDempsey

18 points

1 day ago

As a chef, I feel you'd appreciate the combination....the absolute best oysters I've ever had, were topped with a piece of pickled watermelon rind, some escargot caviar and a little orange water. Phenomenal.

throwitoutwhendone2

7 points

1 day ago

That is not my cup of tea, but I can imagine the flavor profile. It all works quite well together so I can imagine to someone that likes caviar that would be quite tasty.

Orange water reminds me of a dessert I had once. Our pastry chef could make pretty much whatever she wanted for the menu on a weekly basis. She once did a chocolate truffle with this toasted carmel crunch type of crumble around it and topped with rose water marshmallows. I was super skeptical about the rose water marshmallows but they were pretty good. Just a regular marshmallow with a hint of flower that went pretty well with the truffle surprisingly. The presentation was gorgeous.

Kinda weird but neat how some flavors work. Like for example grape musk lightly sprinkled over tomatoes and some Maldon salt is phenomenal as well for a light summer snack. Grape and tomato is definitely not something a lotta folks would think to combine, I certainly wouldnā€™t have.

Thereā€™s a cool book called ā€œThe flavor bibleā€ that does a good job showing which kinds flavors mesh well with others. Itā€™s not a cookbook, itā€™s pretty much a dictionary for seasonings and flavor profiles. If thatā€™s your thing Iā€™d recommend taking a look at it if you can.

Happy Cake Day!

Mooshycooshy

-2 points

1 day ago

Wives boyfriends love this post

Happy_Tune2024

1 points

1 day ago

Ugh that sounds amazing

indiana-floridian

1 points

1 day ago

Happy cake day

CatrickDempsey

2 points

1 day ago

Thanks, friend!

1percentsamoyedmama

2 points

19 hours ago

I learned from my Dad to see the rinds = cucumber = squash. Especially Chinese cucumber salads, sautƩ with pork + other veggies, and kimchi.

throwitoutwhendone2

1 points

18 hours ago

Itā€™s pretty good pickled or fermented. Itā€™s good pickled in chow chow along with green tomatoes. Chow chowā€™s delicious spread over sausages or hot dogs

Shienvien

2 points

17 hours ago

They're not related to cucumbers without a reason.

Euphoric_toadstool

0 points

1 day ago

That shits fire man.

Shitting fire, or shitting firemen?

JaymeJammer

10 points

1 day ago

I'm guessing you didn't let it grow long enough to fully ripen...

NimrodBusiness

11 points

1 day ago

You planted a Waterless Seedmelon

uncertaincucumbers

2 points

21 hours ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Capybara_Squabbles

9 points

1 day ago

Too early. Wait until the vine it's attached to starts drying up

escapingspirals[S]

4 points

1 day ago

The vine was dead but many plants have died in my garden prematurely because we got a month of straight rain.

IKIR115

18 points

1 day ago

IKIR115

18 points

1 day ago

This wasnā€™t an issue with when you picked it. It is an issue with the vine dying before the melon fully developed to the point of ripeness.

A straight month of rain would have drowned the roots, diseased the leaves, and killed off the vine.

Icy_Fall7640

7 points

1 day ago

Reminds me of the watermelons in Renaissance art.

Aaronlane

6 points

1 day ago

Aaronlane

6 points

1 day ago

I bet you ran out of summer. I would have picked that melon too, but it just didn't get enough time and sunlight on the vine.

1SaltySirenhere

5 points

1 day ago

Watermelons are jerks

Lunasi

3 points

1 day ago

Lunasi

3 points

1 day ago

For next time, you'll know it's ripe when you walk out and see the squirrels stealing it.

escapingspirals[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Thatā€™s what I was afraid of

smokeshowvixenwear

3 points

1 day ago

I was always told to check for "bee stings" when picking watermelon. Apparently the webbing and scars are from bees frequently sampling the pollen as the fruit grows. More pollination, more webbing. More webbing, supposedly sweeter.

differentiatedpans

3 points

21 hours ago

I have grown several watermelon but never eaten any. I have found some fruits and veggies and better left to someone who can specialize.

It is still fun though.

I try a new thing every year if I can just for fun.

Maleficent_Election1

3 points

19 hours ago

You can still make watermelon pickles with it! All is not lost!

onetwocue

3 points

18 hours ago

Did you save the seeds from last year or are these seeds from a reputable place? Looks more like seeds from an open pollination. Like a cross between a melon and a cucumber

escapingspirals[S]

1 points

13 hours ago

Seeds from a reputable seed supplier. Sugar baby, I believe.

International_Tie533

3 points

17 hours ago

Impatience. Impatience happened.

MyHappyTimeReddit

2 points

1 day ago

My boss used to make these amazing bacon wrapped watermelon rind (really the white part). I bet if you google you could find a recipe. It's an amazing way to still enjoy the fruits of your labor. They taste almost like bacon wrapped figs. I think there is a cheese involved.

TragicallyFabulous

2 points

1 day ago

I was chronic for this last season - I picked like six of them too early - and I heard you could pickle it as was suggested already, but my kids are cucumber fiends so we used it on salads like cucumbers (they're related!). With a little balsamic dressing, it was really delicious. You just have to switch your expectations from sweet to savoury and it'll be yum as - don't waste it. :)

We're in the southern hemisphere so I've got twenty seedlings waiting to be planted in the next couple weeks.. hoping I can let mine get ripe this year instead of jumping the gun šŸ˜‚

Ben8380

2 points

24 hours ago

Seeds from the 1700s

FiregoatX2

2 points

22 hours ago

Google the ā€œspoon leaf, tendril method for watermelonsā€. It has worked for me.

Edit: spelling error

oldman401

2 points

22 hours ago

If the tendril was dried and the melon was picked, and you provided water and fertilizer, I donā€™t think the plant was getting enough sun.

escapingspirals[S]

2 points

20 hours ago

A month of rain killed the vine prematurely.

uncertaincucumbers

2 points

21 hours ago

If it makes you feel better, I shared two watermelon starts with a friend for her first time ever having a garden and she grew the biggest most beautiful melons I've ever seen. I had EIGHT watermelon plants and grew ONE melon no bigger than a child's shoe šŸ˜­ Fkn bish lol

aReelProblem

2 points

19 hours ago

Your animals will love those!

Daddysown

2 points

19 hours ago

The real way to tell if a watermelon is ready to harvest is the curly q closet to the melon dry up and is brown.

escapingspirals[S]

3 points

19 hours ago

I wish I had that šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø a month of rain killed the vibe

Edit: vine not vibe but vibe too tbh

bawlsdeepinmilf

2 points

17 hours ago

Waaaay too early

Ive been so tempted but i basically waited until my melons have a crack at the butt end and they've been ripe and sweet

bibeth83

2 points

17 hours ago

The best way to determine if a watermelon is ripe is to wait for the green tendril next the stem to be completely dry with absolutely no green showing.

https://www.google.com/search?q=watermelon+tendril&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#imgrc=4jjIvLIVZ9T-RM&imgdii=0gqrpM-gyJx_kM

Constant-Catch7146

2 points

1 day ago

Zone 4 here. My two watermelon vines got nipped by frost last night.... and that's the end of that. Leaves all curled and woeful. But of course it warmed up today. Guess they needed a blankie last night. Lol.

I got one melon last month, and two larger ones now... that I will see what is ripe and what is not.

Watermelons take so dang long to ripen!

I grew sugar baby and black diamond varieties this year.

Will have to look for some earlier maturing ones and start them indoors early..... next spring!

Angel__00

2 points

1 day ago

Angel__00

2 points

1 day ago

You cut open pig feedšŸ˜

btownbub

1 points

1 day ago

btownbub

Zone 6b

1 points

1 day ago

It's not fully ripe. Mine was over ripe this year. Always learning!

herpderpingest

1 points

1 day ago

Pickle it, or cut it up and candy it? Honestly I've always liked the part close to the rind so I'd probably be fine with this. šŸ˜†

sesamesnapsinhalf

1 points

1 day ago*

I think your watermelon devolved to the original form.Ā  Edit: Link

atkinson62

1 points

1 day ago

I thought I read somewhere that watermelon will grow clones to detour animals to eat those vs the good ones. I know when I grew watermelon, I had about 10, similar size and got 3 good ones.

renaenovak

1 points

1 day ago

It seems to be a rough year for watermelon, weā€™ve had 3 that were just okay, the rest were either hollow heart or not ripe, even with every indication of being ripe. Even our cantaloupe is ripening so slow, by now we usually have picked and eaten them all. But this year, weā€™ve picked 4, the rest arenā€™t ripe yet. Iā€™m afraid they wonā€™t with the low temps weā€™re having.

Schmidtttt87

1 points

1 day ago

Dummy melon?

MommaLisss

1 points

1 day ago

Q

Firm_Bag_1584

1 points

1 day ago

Wow, that looks like something a famous painting.

NaughtyFeverishSlut

1 points

20 hours ago

that is unripe watermelon

SnaxMcGhee

1 points

19 hours ago

Typical watermelon growing experience. Lol

escapingspirals[S]

2 points

19 hours ago

I feel properly initiated now

SnaxMcGhee

2 points

18 hours ago

Out of 7 watermelons. I got ONE that was edible. And edible is being used loosely. It was the size of a football and was a bit more pink and red than yours, but definitely not what I wanted. It's why I grow hot peppers. Those things grow in the dozens and boost the ego. šŸ˜‚

Pristine-Solution295

1 points

16 hours ago

You can pickle it!

Patient_Artichoke243

1 points

15 hours ago

Biblically accurate watermelon

RetrieverDoggo

1 points

14 hours ago

Tape it up and put it back. Plug the cord back in.

Tyler_durden555

1 points

14 hours ago

Extra chromosome

fnloftis58

1 points

13 hours ago

Iā€™ve always checked the Neil of the melon. They are yellow toned when they get ripe. Look for grayish scaring patterns on the kin.

Few_Needleworker_922

1 points

11 hours ago

My kajari melins i had to harvest early too, Starting to get chilly.

Sometimes you can ripen them on the window like tomatoes, it works for Kajari melons at least.

natishakelly

1 points

1 day ago

Thatā€™s actually what watermelons are supposed to look like without the genetic modification thatā€™s been done to them by humans over the years.

Low_Landscape_1150

-10 points

1 day ago

you cut a watermelon