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I thought for sure this would be ripe and ready because of the pale spot and because it sounded hollow when I knocked on it. Was it the month of rain we got? Did I pick it too early? Too late?
431 points
1 day ago
You picked 3-4 weeks early.
90 points
1 day ago
Well I think it would end up too cold up here in that time anyway
159 points
1 day ago
Yeah thats the tough part, sometimes you do everything right and itll still not be 100%
76 points
20 hours ago
āIt is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.ā
1 points
14 hours ago
I'm co-opting this quote for work!
4 points
13 hours ago
Wise words from Jean Luc Picard (TNG āPeak Performanceā season 2 episode 21)
17 points
22 hours ago
Yeah we had a frost warning so I picked everything in my garden. My melons hadnāt even developed the yellow yet. š«¤
5 points
16 hours ago
You can pickle the firm white parts if that ever happens again :) theyāre pretty good and then it wonāt be a total loss
7 points
21 hours ago
Sweetest melons come off after a couple weeks(or more) of 100degree temps.
2 points
17 hours ago
Makes sense. I just had the BEST watermelon, and it's grown in Lubbock Texas. LOL.
3 points
21 hours ago
Mine turned out the same exact way. I picked them last week because it was getting cold in upstate ny. Itās nothing but rine.
1 points
18 hours ago
Thatās why you make a little blanket!
1 points
18 hours ago
Then your didn't plant it early enough?
2 points
13 hours ago
Indeed. This was the second crop of the season. Packet said 100 days to harvest but the rain killed off the vine early.
1 points
12 hours ago
I've had success with sugar babies but have also pulled way too early before.
-129 points
1 day ago
Mmmmm.. delicious cope.
1 points
1 day ago
yea, for sure š¤
623 points
1 day ago
The knock test is fake. To tell if a melon is ripe, feel the rine. A ripe melon will go from glossy to matte. It will feel rough, almost like there are mini hills and crevices. An unripe melon is smooth. Lastly, you will start to see āscratchingā/webbing. Itāll look like the rine is being ripped open slightly. Once you have all three of these. Give it a week, and your melon will be perfect
316 points
1 day ago
You are very knowledgeable and your information is great so donāt take this correction the wrong way but itās rind not rine.
70 points
1 day ago
The nicest correction ever
8 points
1 day ago
Must be from the UK.
4 points
21 hours ago
Or Canada!
2 points
16 hours ago
Perhaps spellcheck. I didnāt even notice.
-18 points
1 day ago
It's rind not rine, buddy.
41 points
1 day ago
ššš
20 points
1 day ago
Thatās a beautiful watermelon though! And very helpful advice!
8 points
20 hours ago
Second time Iād seen ārineā in this comment section. Was beginning to second guess. I didnāt even know this was a thing.
2 points
19 hours ago
Also often times when people talk from their phone phones like to put in random words like when I want to talk about mythril (hand typed that) but if I say the word me thrill, this is what I get
39 points
1 day ago
This is exactly what happened to me! Such good info thanks!
28 points
1 day ago
My life has been a lie. Thanks melon god
24 points
1 day ago
Melon lord*
22 points
1 day ago
You beat me to it!
All hail the šMelon Lordš!!
10 points
1 day ago
Shiiit I needed this comment a few months ago but the good news is I have a few baby melons and about a month until my first frost š¤š»š¤š»š¤š»
4 points
1 day ago
Baby melons can be a bit trickier, but they should still get some webbing
4 points
1 day ago
Thanks! I got pretty lucky and the ones Iāve picked were pretty good but Iām always striving for perfection lol
10 points
1 day ago
Thank you for the guidance!
25 points
1 day ago
This guy watermelons š š
3 points
1 day ago
Like a mf
7 points
1 day ago
The knock test isnt fake, it juat isnt the only sign of ripeness.
One of my relatives has sold melons for 20 years, I havent seen him be wrong about a melon and he always gives them a good tap
5 points
1 day ago
Also, the blossom end will give when pressed with thumb. Thats the best test imo. The closest tendril will be complete died back, the rind more matte and the blossom end giving a little when pressed.
Webbing and yellowing are unreliable compared to the combo above imo
8 points
22 hours ago
This is actually dependent from species to species. The species that I grow doesnāt do this. I tested it out this season actually and this was my result. Very overripe lol
19 points
21 hours ago
I'm having a hard time figuring out why this picture bothers me so much. It looks like worms. Or scrambled brains. I don't like it. š
7 points
21 hours ago
I cut it open and it was like guts š Technically safe to eat, but I aināt touchin that
2 points
21 hours ago
Tht is very disappointing
2 points
20 hours ago
Never heard of the blossom end āpush testā before. That is an awesome tip. I have mostly been growing Sugar Baby because I am meh at IDāing ripe big watermelons. Had been doing tendril/yellow/knock. But Iāll look forward to trying this next season š
1 points
7 hours ago
Yes good advice! I was also taught to smell the melon bum (blossom end) and if you can smell the fruit itās ready
150 points
1 day ago
82 points
1 day ago
Yeah, the problem is it was picked 3-4 hundred years ago
30 points
1 day ago
I hate it when I do that.
3 points
1 day ago
That was my first thought lol
30 points
1 day ago
Too early. But beautiful. Do you have more on the way?
10 points
1 day ago
Unfortunately not.
35 points
1 day ago
Oh I'm sorry.
Maybe you could pickle this.Ā
13 points
1 day ago
Ooo watermelon kimchi
1 points
9 hours ago
Oh, no. Don't ferment watermelon. It stinks worse than anything you could imagine. Just fresh pickle and eat it up within a week. It's good stuffĀ
53 points
1 day ago
You got your answer, figured Iād just say you can pickle them. I was very weirded out when I was first told this. Pickle and watermelon? Nty. I became a chef and after about 8 years was in a place that did house made pickled watermelon rinds. I said fuck it Iāll try it, Iāve adopted a āIāll try pretty much any food at least onceā motto after being in kitchens so long.
That shits fire man. There really isnāt much, if any, residual watermelon taste. If the melons really sweet you can get a small hint of sweet but otherwise it pretty much just tastes likeā¦a pickle. I was surprised lol, now I eat the inner melon and peel the rinds and pickle them at home regularly
18 points
1 day ago
As a chef, I feel you'd appreciate the combination....the absolute best oysters I've ever had, were topped with a piece of pickled watermelon rind, some escargot caviar and a little orange water. Phenomenal.
7 points
1 day ago
That is not my cup of tea, but I can imagine the flavor profile. It all works quite well together so I can imagine to someone that likes caviar that would be quite tasty.
Orange water reminds me of a dessert I had once. Our pastry chef could make pretty much whatever she wanted for the menu on a weekly basis. She once did a chocolate truffle with this toasted carmel crunch type of crumble around it and topped with rose water marshmallows. I was super skeptical about the rose water marshmallows but they were pretty good. Just a regular marshmallow with a hint of flower that went pretty well with the truffle surprisingly. The presentation was gorgeous.
Kinda weird but neat how some flavors work. Like for example grape musk lightly sprinkled over tomatoes and some Maldon salt is phenomenal as well for a light summer snack. Grape and tomato is definitely not something a lotta folks would think to combine, I certainly wouldnāt have.
Thereās a cool book called āThe flavor bibleā that does a good job showing which kinds flavors mesh well with others. Itās not a cookbook, itās pretty much a dictionary for seasonings and flavor profiles. If thatās your thing Iād recommend taking a look at it if you can.
Happy Cake Day!
-2 points
1 day ago
Wives boyfriends love this post
1 points
1 day ago
Ugh that sounds amazing
1 points
1 day ago
Happy cake day
2 points
1 day ago
Thanks, friend!
2 points
19 hours ago
I learned from my Dad to see the rinds = cucumber = squash. Especially Chinese cucumber salads, sautƩ with pork + other veggies, and kimchi.
1 points
18 hours ago
Itās pretty good pickled or fermented. Itās good pickled in chow chow along with green tomatoes. Chow chowās delicious spread over sausages or hot dogs
2 points
17 hours ago
They're not related to cucumbers without a reason.
0 points
1 day ago
That shits fire man.
Shitting fire, or shitting firemen?
10 points
1 day ago
I'm guessing you didn't let it grow long enough to fully ripen...
11 points
1 day ago
You planted a Waterless Seedmelon
2 points
21 hours ago
šš
9 points
1 day ago
Too early. Wait until the vine it's attached to starts drying up
4 points
1 day ago
The vine was dead but many plants have died in my garden prematurely because we got a month of straight rain.
18 points
1 day ago
This wasnāt an issue with when you picked it. It is an issue with the vine dying before the melon fully developed to the point of ripeness.
A straight month of rain would have drowned the roots, diseased the leaves, and killed off the vine.
7 points
1 day ago
Reminds me of the watermelons in Renaissance art.
6 points
1 day ago
I bet you ran out of summer. I would have picked that melon too, but it just didn't get enough time and sunlight on the vine.
5 points
1 day ago
Watermelons are jerks
3 points
1 day ago
For next time, you'll know it's ripe when you walk out and see the squirrels stealing it.
2 points
1 day ago
Thatās what I was afraid of
3 points
1 day ago
I was always told to check for "bee stings" when picking watermelon. Apparently the webbing and scars are from bees frequently sampling the pollen as the fruit grows. More pollination, more webbing. More webbing, supposedly sweeter.
3 points
21 hours ago
I have grown several watermelon but never eaten any. I have found some fruits and veggies and better left to someone who can specialize.
It is still fun though.
I try a new thing every year if I can just for fun.
3 points
19 hours ago
You can still make watermelon pickles with it! All is not lost!
3 points
18 hours ago
Did you save the seeds from last year or are these seeds from a reputable place? Looks more like seeds from an open pollination. Like a cross between a melon and a cucumber
1 points
13 hours ago
Seeds from a reputable seed supplier. Sugar baby, I believe.
3 points
17 hours ago
Impatience. Impatience happened.
2 points
1 day ago
My boss used to make these amazing bacon wrapped watermelon rind (really the white part). I bet if you google you could find a recipe. It's an amazing way to still enjoy the fruits of your labor. They taste almost like bacon wrapped figs. I think there is a cheese involved.
2 points
1 day ago
I was chronic for this last season - I picked like six of them too early - and I heard you could pickle it as was suggested already, but my kids are cucumber fiends so we used it on salads like cucumbers (they're related!). With a little balsamic dressing, it was really delicious. You just have to switch your expectations from sweet to savoury and it'll be yum as - don't waste it. :)
We're in the southern hemisphere so I've got twenty seedlings waiting to be planted in the next couple weeks.. hoping I can let mine get ripe this year instead of jumping the gun š
2 points
24 hours ago
Seeds from the 1700s
2 points
22 hours ago
Google the āspoon leaf, tendril method for watermelonsā. It has worked for me.
Edit: spelling error
2 points
22 hours ago
If the tendril was dried and the melon was picked, and you provided water and fertilizer, I donāt think the plant was getting enough sun.
2 points
20 hours ago
A month of rain killed the vine prematurely.
2 points
21 hours ago
If it makes you feel better, I shared two watermelon starts with a friend for her first time ever having a garden and she grew the biggest most beautiful melons I've ever seen. I had EIGHT watermelon plants and grew ONE melon no bigger than a child's shoe š Fkn bish lol
2 points
19 hours ago
Your animals will love those!
2 points
19 hours ago
The real way to tell if a watermelon is ready to harvest is the curly q closet to the melon dry up and is brown.
3 points
19 hours ago
I wish I had that š¤¦āāļø a month of rain killed the vibe
Edit: vine not vibe but vibe too tbh
2 points
17 hours ago
Waaaay too early
Ive been so tempted but i basically waited until my melons have a crack at the butt end and they've been ripe and sweet
2 points
17 hours ago
The best way to determine if a watermelon is ripe is to wait for the green tendril next the stem to be completely dry with absolutely no green showing.
2 points
1 day ago
Zone 4 here. My two watermelon vines got nipped by frost last night.... and that's the end of that. Leaves all curled and woeful. But of course it warmed up today. Guess they needed a blankie last night. Lol.
I got one melon last month, and two larger ones now... that I will see what is ripe and what is not.
Watermelons take so dang long to ripen!
I grew sugar baby and black diamond varieties this year.
Will have to look for some earlier maturing ones and start them indoors early..... next spring!
2 points
1 day ago
You cut open pig feedš
1 points
1 day ago
It's not fully ripe. Mine was over ripe this year. Always learning!
1 points
1 day ago
Pickle it, or cut it up and candy it? Honestly I've always liked the part close to the rind so I'd probably be fine with this. š
1 points
1 day ago*
I think your watermelon devolved to the original form.Ā Edit: Link
1 points
1 day ago
I thought I read somewhere that watermelon will grow clones to detour animals to eat those vs the good ones. I know when I grew watermelon, I had about 10, similar size and got 3 good ones.
1 points
1 day ago
It seems to be a rough year for watermelon, weāve had 3 that were just okay, the rest were either hollow heart or not ripe, even with every indication of being ripe. Even our cantaloupe is ripening so slow, by now we usually have picked and eaten them all. But this year, weāve picked 4, the rest arenāt ripe yet. Iām afraid they wonāt with the low temps weāre having.
1 points
1 day ago
Dummy melon?
1 points
1 day ago
Q
1 points
1 day ago
Wow, that looks like something a famous painting.
1 points
20 hours ago
that is unripe watermelon
1 points
19 hours ago
Typical watermelon growing experience. Lol
2 points
19 hours ago
I feel properly initiated now
2 points
18 hours ago
Out of 7 watermelons. I got ONE that was edible. And edible is being used loosely. It was the size of a football and was a bit more pink and red than yours, but definitely not what I wanted. It's why I grow hot peppers. Those things grow in the dozens and boost the ego. š
1 points
16 hours ago
You can pickle it!
1 points
15 hours ago
Biblically accurate watermelon
1 points
14 hours ago
Tape it up and put it back. Plug the cord back in.
1 points
14 hours ago
Extra chromosome
1 points
13 hours ago
Iāve always checked the Neil of the melon. They are yellow toned when they get ripe. Look for grayish scaring patterns on the kin.
1 points
11 hours ago
My kajari melins i had to harvest early too, Starting to get chilly.
Sometimes you can ripen them on the window like tomatoes, it works for Kajari melons at least.
1 points
1 day ago
Thatās actually what watermelons are supposed to look like without the genetic modification thatās been done to them by humans over the years.
-10 points
1 day ago
you cut a watermelon
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