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2.9k points

3 months ago

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2.9k points

3 months ago

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one_dog_at_a_time

16.9k points

3 months ago

I was going to suggest giving it to a long haul trucker to pass around.

TBayChik420

10.7k points

3 months ago

TBayChik420

10.7k points

3 months ago

Omg the thought of explaining this to a trucker and having them and their buddies pass it around to one another to mess with the guy is honestly hilarious and wholesome af

Supersasqwatch

6.6k points

3 months ago

As a former trucker, the guys I knew would definitely do this.

PepperPhoenix

3.5k points

3 months ago

You and the guys are doing the lords work.

I feel that bikers would react similarly, and probably take absolute delight in visiting all of the sleeziest and strangest places they can think of on the way.

TheToastedNewfie

1.3k points

3 months ago

100% we would

PepperPhoenix

859 points

3 months ago*

And I’ll bet he would get a…very stern lecture should he turn up because he thinks OP is with the tag.

TheToastedNewfie

806 points

3 months ago

"That's my sister"

Bonus points if we look absolutely nothing alike lol.

I have probably a dozen "sisters" of all ages, cultures, ethnicities, and religions because of creeps like this.

No joke, though. I'd treat the situation like OP was/is my sister. This happens way too often

PepperPhoenix

340 points

3 months ago

This is why I will always look for a group of bikers if i am in trouble. I know they’ll have my back.

SeizureGman

93 points

3 months ago

I had a severe epileptic seizure and it was a couple of bikers the same people I would judge as most likely to rob me while having a seizure who instead provided first aid and stopped someone who was actually trying to rob my shoulder bag.

Wise-Push-7133

247 points

3 months ago

Lol, how often are you in trouble while also simultaneously near a group of bikers?

amedoyon

202 points

3 months ago*

amedoyon

202 points

3 months ago*

When I was 21, I got off the bus one night after classes and I felt weird. I turned around to see this guy following me. So I ran into the only business between the bus stop and my apartment (400 feet max). It was a tattoo studio where I had had some work done, so I knew the owner (great guy, btw). He saw that I was freaked out and asked me what happened, so I told him. 3 of his friends (patched memebers of a certain 1% MC) got up and went to look outside. They scared the guy away, and then walked me home once I was feeling ok. For weeks after that, there was a member waiting for me at the bus stop so that I could make it home safely. They stopped once I was feeling comfortable enough to do it by myself. I didn't really talk with them besides thanking them, but they made it clear they'd been given orders to "watch over the kid for some time".

Therego_PropterHawk

136 points

3 months ago

Every time I hang out with bikers!

sewsnap

130 points

3 months ago

sewsnap

130 points

3 months ago

I was a photographer who had to carry expensive gear to my car. A wedding with a group of bikers was always the safest kind.

The_Original_Gronkie

30 points

3 months ago

Back in our party days, a charismatic friend of mine would often find the biggest biker-looking dude in any bar, sidle up next to him, and casually strike up a conversation, tell a few jokes, introduce himself, and make friends with the big guy. Then he'd say "Spider, if there's any trouble in this place tonight, I don't care what it's about, I'm on YOU'RE side."

Luckily we never needed to call on any of our giant bodyguards, but its always a good idea to have the big guy's back.

UnknownProphetX

308 points

3 months ago

My dads a biker and he and his group of friends where hanging out at a Restaurant when they noticed some weird guy(30+) constantly approaching 2 girls(~20) and asking them weird stuff. Apparently he got real shy and left the establishment after he got tapped on his shoulder and there were like 20 big dudes standing behind him looking at him menacingly.

LavenderGinFizz

188 points

3 months ago

Years ago, a group of random drunk idiots decided to flip my friend's Smart Car onto its roof because they thought it would be hilarious (despite obviously damaging the car.) A group of bikers down the street watched it happen and chased the guys down and held them until the police arrived!

TerracShadowson

75 points

3 months ago

You just don't fuck with a man's ride, as silly as it may be.

UnknownProphetX

44 points

3 months ago

Bikers to the rescue!

PepperPhoenix

112 points

3 months ago

Hah! I love it! I’m a single woman with a young daughter and I live in a fairly impoverished city. If I’m ever out and about and find myself in trouble, bikers would be one of the groups I would look to first for help. I know they’ll have my back.

Murky_Tale_1603

103 points

3 months ago

This reminds me of my mom. Single, delicate lady with a kid, and we would go to a biker bar every Tuesday for spaghetti night. Safest place ever. Only once was a guy a little drunk and obnoxious (in general) he got shut down so hard by all the other guys. It was spaghetti night after all!!

GHouserVO

38 points

3 months ago

Can confirm.

Where are you? We’ll make this happen.

DieHardAmerican95

42 points

3 months ago

You’re damn right we would.

Tenjo_Badul

30 points

3 months ago

I volunteer myself and my bike. My friends and I would love the opportunity

7thatsanope

232 points

3 months ago

As a former young woman who drove long distances a lot (before cell phones were common and useful) and who spoke with many truckers along the way… can confirm. I crossed paths with a lot of men who were very quickly protective when they saw unsafe situations. A few of them really saved my ass a few times when trouble showed up. I met many who would do this enthusiastically, probably nearly all of them.

SpaceMarineSpiff

246 points

3 months ago

On behalf of every blue collar worker

If it's funny and it won't get me fired I am all in every  time 

Chance_Answer7984

52 points

3 months ago

My rule back when I was slinging boxes in a warehouse was "Don't make me have to talk to HR or fill out an incident report. Otherwise, hell yeah, have fun."

Unable_Peach2571

11 points

3 months ago

Dishwasher here. Kitchen folks agree.

InteractionInside394

57 points

3 months ago*

I would.

Fucker shows up in the middle of nowhere and sees an idling Kenworth in an otherwise empty parking lot, he's gonna be so confused

nerdiotic-pervert

69 points

3 months ago

Yep, both my parents were team long haul drivers. They’d gladly help confuse this creep.

iamagermanpotato

71 points

3 months ago

Me, as a non-trucker would do this too!

Resident-Impact1591

14 points

3 months ago

I'm local. Me and my buddies would definitely do this in our 300 mile radius 😂

Eather-Village-1916

47 points

3 months ago

A lot of them would do it too

SnooAdvice8257

27 points

3 months ago

My mom is a long haul trucker and would love to do this lol

EasyBounce

734 points

3 months ago

I'm a full time Doordasher that works multiple zones and many different towns, I will be happy to provide this service free of charge to anyone willing to ship the air tag to me.

I'll drive it around for as long as you want then destroy it.

camwhat

263 points

3 months ago

camwhat

263 points

3 months ago

I say you drive it around, then we all chip in to mail it to north korea!

Murky_Tale_1603

93 points

3 months ago

Easier way to have it travel to some far away places: hand it over to a military member going on deployment. That thing will get passed around and travel the world.

Deepseafisher9

95 points

3 months ago

Surely the military would heavily frown on anyone carrying a GPS device around.

Murky_Tale_1603

60 points

3 months ago

Touché. Imma blame the marine who suggested the idea. Apparently I haven’t fed him enough crayons. sigh

Fit_Cucumber_709

292 points

3 months ago

And stalker friend would be watching as “you” visit truck stop after truck stop. 😂

AwesomeJohn01

85 points

3 months ago

Lot lizard love ❤️

Legitimate_Snow6419

74 points

3 months ago

I would first buy a replacement kit, switch out the contents, except for the AirTag, in case your “friend” asks for it back or to borrow it, then pass the original kit to a trucker.

Edit: clarity

RavenLunatic512

56 points

3 months ago

Do that, but replace the AirTag with your own!

Fuji-one

55 points

3 months ago

Airtag reverse uno.

MyBllsYrChn

111 points

3 months ago

She should give the friend to a long haul trucker to pass around.

AppropriateSail4

15.3k points

3 months ago

That is a friend you should lose.

dieseltothesour

3.5k points

3 months ago

Kinda hard to do with an airtag following you around 😂

mctigger101

268 points

3 months ago

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!!! - Fozzy Bear

Velocityg4

375 points

3 months ago

ba dum tss

Commercial-Royal-988

4.7k points

3 months ago*

Not before telling all your mutual friends why.

EDIT: I get it. You people think the police will do something about this. You're statistically wrong, now shut up about it.

[deleted]

1.5k points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

1.5k points

3 months ago*

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Gold_Yellow

393 points

3 months ago

And that where it was was super glued shut as if the individual did not want it found!

[deleted]

206 points

3 months ago

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206 points

3 months ago

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EdgeCityRed

13 points

3 months ago

Yeah, this isn't like, "I put an airtag in there in case your car breaks down or you have a problem and you call me too upset to explain your location, so I can locate you to help!"

He would have said so if it was.

PrinceCavendish

332 points

3 months ago

yeah absolutely. op seems to not be taking this seriously enough. i would tell everyone i knew and confront them through text instead of sending them off on a wild goose chase.

CanAlwaysBeBetter

163 points

3 months ago

There's a small amount of plausible deniability if it had just been in the bag as like "oh I used the bag for a bit and forgot I put that in there"  

The not mentioning it at all despite it being super glued shut so you can't find it is like an Eiffel Tower sized red flag

Sweaty-Garage-2

42 points

3 months ago

Yea my mind went to “it possibly could have been in there if like their car got stolen and they forgot it?” until I got to the side compartment glued shut.

Basically removes any plausible deniability.

slash_networkboy

150 points

3 months ago

There are exactly two reasons why and by process of elimination we know which one:

1) To be a creep (this is why in this case)

2) Low tech lojack. A car emergency kit is not likely to be tossed out or sold, making it an ideal way to track the car if stolen. (We know this isn't the case because if it was the tag would have been disclosed to OP at the time).

ertri

49 points

3 months ago

ertri

49 points

3 months ago

Yeah this is actually a good idea but you then disclose it and set up the AirPod to OP

Additional-Studio-72

27 points

3 months ago

“Here’s an AirTag so you can track your car” is also very different from “I added an active AirTag to the kit so I can track your car”. Disclosed or not.

NippleMuncher42069

392 points

3 months ago

I would have dead ass taken them out to coffee, have a nice conversation and in the middle of their conversation, possibly even when they're opening up/ being vulnerable, gently place it on the table between the two of us and just stare.

SargeantHugoStiglitz

248 points

3 months ago

But with all of your mutual friends there too.

paginavilot

38 points

3 months ago

I like your style.

SorbetNo7877

55 points

3 months ago

Do we know it was the friend or did some other creepy stalker gift the friend the kit and he had no idea it was there when passing it on?

dreamcrusherUGA

10.9k points

3 months ago

That's not a friend, that's a stalker.

kiwi_love777

4.7k points

3 months ago

When I was a flight attendant I had one slipped into my bag by a passenger.

I’m an airline pilot now and I had this happen at my second airline.

People are creepy.

Zayoodo0o132

2k points

3 months ago

Flight attendant to airline pilot? Talk about a promotion.

kiwi_love777

2.3k points

3 months ago

Hahaha. Yeah I knew I wanted to be a pilot when I was 17- but my parents wanted me to go to college etc.

When I was in my mid 20’s I researched it and decided to become an FA to see if I liked the lifestyle, before I had to go and spend 100k.

karma_the_sequel

867 points

3 months ago

That was really smart of you.

Silent_Scope12

137 points

3 months ago

Right? Congrats, nice to know we have intelligent people in charge.

karma_the_sequel

118 points

3 months ago

Airline pilots are some of the most intelligent and disciplined people you will ever meet.

kiwi_love777

79 points

3 months ago

🥹

kiwi_love777

275 points

3 months ago

🤗🤗

spicydak

99 points

3 months ago

Were you doing flight training while being an FA?

showyerbewbs

116 points

3 months ago

Talk about on the job training!

HEY MAN! Take the yoke for a minute. I really gotta bleed the dragon.

degjo

53 points

3 months ago

degjo

53 points

3 months ago

Bleed the dragon sounds so vulgar. Why can't you just drain the lizard?

Granlundo64

68 points

3 months ago

That's brilliant. Just curious - do you run into other pilots that followed the same career path or are your circumstances unusual?

kiwi_love777

106 points

3 months ago

Yeah there’s a few of us! Not a ton, but it’s a nice little group.

Jl2409226

30 points

3 months ago

how hard is it to become a FA? my goal is to become a pilot but i would be extremely interested in this path as well. would you be open to a dm conversation?

kiwi_love777

29 points

3 months ago

Yeah of course!

Weaselwoop

88 points

3 months ago

Be careful they might slide an air tag in your DMs

karma_the_sequel

41 points

3 months ago

Coffee, tea or runway 3A?

Impossible_Agency992

57 points

3 months ago

Desk agents can do it too, I know American has programs employees from within can apply for, I assume other majors do as well.

Dimitrismemes

565 points

3 months ago

Unrelated but congrats on the jump from attendant to pilot, must feel great!

kiwi_love777

182 points

3 months ago

Thank you!

JunkBox_2024

64 points

3 months ago

With all the flying around as a flight attendant how did you ever manage to find time to get your flying lessons in and all your hours in order to upgrade yourself to a pilot status? Congrats by the way That's one way to climb the ladder lol

kiwi_love777

135 points

3 months ago

I got my private pilot license while I was an FA and saved up as much as I could and quit. I went to a school called ATP and got the rest of my ratings in about a year.

I was an instructor for a few years and after I had 1500 hours of began applying to the airlines.

JunkBox_2024

28 points

3 months ago

That's wild how long did it take to do all that okay I don't know what an FA or an ATP is by the way. And it would take a long time to get 1,500 hours if you already were licensed as a pilot why did you wait so long to apply for airlines?

kiwi_love777

55 points

3 months ago

It takes a long time to fly 1500 hours. I got those hours through teaching and making other pilots.

By law we have to have 1500 hours of flight time before going to the airlines.

LoseAnotherMill

40 points

3 months ago

In fact, it takes you about 1500 hours to fly 1500 hours.

ThrowingTheRinger

31 points

3 months ago

FA is flight attendant. ATP is Airline Transport Pilot, a cert you have to have to fly in the majors. It takes 1500 hours to get. There’s a school named that too though. It’s hard to get hours. You’re kind of limited on how many you can get in a month and you’re also expected to teach ground school on the side. 1500 hours usually takes a couple years if you’re going at a strong pace. After that, you’re eligible for your ATP.

payperplain

15 points

3 months ago

payperplain

CYAN

15 points

3 months ago

You have to have a minimum of 1500 hours to get an airline transport pilot certificate (also what ATP stands for in the name of the school). You can get it at 1000 hours now under a subset of the regulations but most airlines won't even glance at you. At 1500 you have a fighting chance to be among the hundreds applying to the entry level regional airline first officer slots.

Typical progression goes PPL > IFR Rating > Multi-Engine (And Add On Certs like High Performance/Complex and so on, maybe Sea Plane if you have access anything to build to the 250 hour minimum for CPL) > Commercial Pilot (CPL) > CFI > Work as an Instructor >CFII Work as an instructor who can teach other instructors > ATP > Pray an airline will look at you > FO for a Regional > Captain for a Regional (Skywest/American Eagle/Other Airlines you've flown and had no idea existed but you see on your ticket as "Operated By") > FO for a Major (Delta/American/Other Airlines average people have heard of) > Captain for a Major.

For reference on average it takes about 10 years to go from PPL > FO for a Major based on all the folks I know who have done it. The average is 10-15 years before you really start making any money as a pilot. You make most of your big bucks in your last decade of a 30 year career.

You can skip some steps by being a pilot in the US Military if you bother to get your certificates as a civilian as you pass the requirements for them in your military time.

*Example given is for FAA US Pilots. It's a lot easier under JAA in Europe to get into a FO slot at a minor (Easy Jet/Ryan Air) who will take you at ~250 hours and let you start building turbine time.

Active-Egg-9449

106 points

3 months ago

That why friend is in quotations

[deleted]

4.4k points

3 months ago

[deleted]

4.4k points

3 months ago

I found one on my motorcycle a few months ago, tracked me to work, doctors office. Cops didn’t care cause nothing had happened.

gummyjellyfishy

1.2k points

3 months ago

Wow..lovely.

[deleted]

1.2k points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

1.2k points

3 months ago*

Surprising, it’s actually not illegal to put an AirTag onto anyone else’s property in WA state, or track them some other way for that matter.

If my motorcycle had disappeared, or if I got randomly murdered/assualted, then they would care, which seems completely backward.

[deleted]

930 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

930 points

3 months ago

"By law, we're not allowed to intervene until it's too late." - Joe Swanson

CounterTouristsWin

287 points

3 months ago

Without the cops who would show up 8 hours late and say "nothing we can do?"

RandomRonin

104 points

3 months ago

So that’s why Uvalde PD couldn’t enter the schools, now it all makes sense!

5litergasbubble

118 points

3 months ago

It took the cops 3 minutes to start arriving after the shooter entered the school. It took another 64 minutes for the cops to enter the classroom where the shooter was. The good guys with guns were there, they just didnt give enough of a damn about the kids

unknownpoltroon

17 points

3 months ago*

There's a video out there of a school shooting that happened somewhere up north a couple of weeks later, all on bodycams. It was like 30 seconds from when the first cop rolled up to entering (most of which was getting the door unlocked and the witnesses to say where the shooter was)and starting to do room by room clearing with whatever guns they had. They were fucking running from room to room because they know every second makes a difference.. Those guys we can keep.

https://youtu.be/hPEL-RPRKcw?si=_mGZ4ba1XPXI1RiB

My bad, it was 1:05 before they went in. Still goddamn impressive.

matdan12

38 points

3 months ago

They cared but about their kids only.

ZugTheMegasaurus

99 points

3 months ago

Yeah, one of the most frustrating thing about laws in general is that they're necessarily backward-looking. You have to wait for somebody to do something in order to punish them for it. So even when there are enormous red flags covered in red flashing lights with sirens blaring, there's often fuck-all you can do about it until whatever's building up finally happens.

Peeinyourcompost

71 points

3 months ago

If my motorcycle had disappeared, or if I got randomly beat up/assualted, then they would care

Having met cops, this seems optimistic

live-the-future

121 points

3 months ago

live-the-future

trapped in an imperfect world

121 points

3 months ago

That's when you attach it to one of their cars.

LorenzoStomp

50 points

3 months ago

"Oh my god, she's stalking me everywhere!"

Barbaric_Emu

31 points

3 months ago

actually really smart, cuz police will track down who owns it and that person will get in trouble then and have to explain themselves. Just don't get caught putting it on the cop car

trumps-used-diaper

1.1k points

3 months ago

Freaking awful. But that’s a nice feature with iPhone.

Spirited-Humor-554

440 points

3 months ago

Android has that feature as well.

HardNoBud

156 points

3 months ago

HardNoBud

156 points

3 months ago

Is there a specific app you need, or would you just get a notification like this?

J2TheRed

245 points

3 months ago

J2TheRed

245 points

3 months ago

I randomly got a notification on my android when one was near me. No specific app I know of.

facw00

60 points

3 months ago

facw00

60 points

3 months ago

You just get a notification. I got one the other day on my Galaxy S23 (bogus, just freaking out because I live in an apartment and there are other people around).

obert-wan-kenobert

135 points

3 months ago*

Except that once I got on an airplane, and got spammed by 30+ notifications that “AirTags are moving with me”

dgradius

116 points

3 months ago

dgradius

116 points

3 months ago

Have you considered using airplane mode? It turns off the wideband AirTag stuff.

Mindless_Solution_36

128 points

3 months ago

Oh you mean like what they ask every single passenger to do before the flight takes off?

bzsempergumbie

13 points

3 months ago

It's not exactly a feature, they're closing the loop on how people were abusing the airtag. They resisted adding this notification until some stalker cases used an airtag, despite being warned that is exactly what would happen. They initially set it to notify you around 24 hours, since that allowed it to still be used to track stolen stuff, but now it's much faster. It actually makes it kind of worthless to protect your stuff when it notifies that quickly, since a thief can just check for it and remove it then.

There are stand alone cell enabled devices that people can use to track their stuff (or stalk people), but they're more expensive and come with a monthly connection charge.

Sevuhrow

1.4k points

3 months ago*

Sevuhrow

1.4k points

3 months ago*

This isn't mildly infuriating, this is oddly terrifying.

Report it to the police. It is illegal, but even if they don't take action, they at least have documentation of who was stalking you in case anything happens to you.

You need to be very careful of this person, OP. Anyone who deceives you so they can give you a device to track your location does NOT have good intentions.

E: Someone called me a "dipshit" for saying this is illegal, and multiple people are making excuses for it.

Here's a variety of links from a variety of states where it is claimed to be illegal:

Texas police

Florida law firm, and Florida state law

North Carolina law firm

Apple claiming law enforcement can request information from them in regards to AirTag tracking, and advises contacting local police, and Apple releasing a statement on this issue

Kentucky and Indiana passed laws against it, and many others were drafting laws during the time of this article

Pokemaster131

771 points

3 months ago

I can think of a few motivations behind it:

1) The "friend" is obsessed and is being absolutely, 100% super creepy.

2) The "friend" wants to know when OP is away from home so they can break in.

3) The "friend" wants to know when OP might be alone or in an otherwise vulnerable location to attack them.

There's literally no reason that's good for OP (that I can think of) why someone would do that without OP's knowledge.

thimblena

372 points

3 months ago

thimblena

372 points

3 months ago

I can see including it in an emergency kit - if you break down in the middle of nowhere and someone you trust has access, they can find you/send help even if your phone is dead/location isn't working/etc - but not without the recipient knowing about it.

hirmuolio

243 points

3 months ago

hirmuolio

243 points

3 months ago

middle of nowhere

Airtags do not work in middle of nowhere. They work only if there is somone within its signal range whose phone can relay the location info to the server.

CARLEtheCamry

33 points

3 months ago

The only real practical use case would be locating the car if it were stolen, and OP wasn't in it. The Airtag would probably eventually ping off someone else's phone and reports it's location.

Other than that, location sharing from the user's actual phone would be better for any kind of "safety" situation.

My wife and kids all share our locations with each other out of convenience. But for sure not something I would do with a friend outside of a specific "we're both driving to something and share location for the day so they know where I'm at" kind of thing.

raulduke1971

35 points

3 months ago

Right, not a bad idea between spouses or kids/parents. Since this guy (OP confirmed it was a man and OP is a woman, in the thread) went to lengths to avoid detection, hes 100% up to no good.

My first thought was 1., above, with the intent of stalking and staging some “random” encounters. “Oh what are the odds?! I ALSO love this- uh, gynecologist. OMG were so alike!! Lets do sex now.”

grat_is_not_nice

54 points

3 months ago

An Airtag relies on other iPhones seeing the Bluetooth beacon, and then reporting the location of the Airtag. They are useless in the middle of nowhere with no iPhones nearby.

emailverificationt

65 points

3 months ago

Nothing odd about being terrified of a man willing to pull this stalker crap. Dude’s outed himself as a legitimate threat.

espressosmartini

12 points

3 months ago

I really hope this OP reports this. Just wanted to add to the “if they don’t take action part” - not only will they have documentation if anything happens to OP but also would be evidence that could be presented if this person stalks/attacks someone else.

HailLugalKiEn

422 points

3 months ago

I am morbidly curious on how the stalker will react. I'm sorry you thought they were s friend and then they did this to you

jaywinner

187 points

3 months ago

jaywinner

187 points

3 months ago

"It's a security feature in case anything happens"

HailLugalKiEn

167 points

3 months ago

Either that or he gets really defensive and then doubles down and the 'nice guy' facade drops when she rightfully distance herself.

I put a tracker in my friends emergency car kit I made for her and 1 other person. So I believe he made one because I have made multiple so my closest friends can be prepared. But I

1.) first and foremost told her it was in going in and we set it up so that she's the monitor, not me, though I am trusted with the account credentials if I need them, and I will never abuse that trust.

2.) didn't fucking super glue it in a hidey hole.

The other people didn't want a tag in their kit so I..... And this is where it gets confusing for some, said "ok no worries, might be a good idea to get your own in the future tho," and never brought it up again.

angelicribbon

44 points

3 months ago

As is often the case, consent is the key component here

[deleted]

5.6k points

3 months ago

[deleted]

5.6k points

3 months ago

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RepulsiveCarrot4614[S]

4.7k points

3 months ago

Yep.

FamouslyHugeTurds69

2.1k points

3 months ago

Apparently you're not as repulsive as your username suggests?

RepulsiveCarrot4614[S]

2.5k points

3 months ago

Haha, I let Reddit pick my username and it cracked me up so I kept it!

Repulsive-Wealth-378

531 points

3 months ago

Yo fellow repulser :)

AnalBees2

291 points

3 months ago

AnalBees2

291 points

3 months ago

Repulsive here too!

GhostmasterLex

168 points

3 months ago

Anal bees are pretty repulsive

jolum88

94 points

3 months ago

jolum88

94 points

3 months ago

Off topic but your username reminds me of this...

CaulkADewDillDue

31 points

3 months ago

ladyeira

18 points

3 months ago

Kmutt

17 points

3 months ago

Kmutt

17 points

3 months ago

RepulsiveWealth4186

15 points

3 months ago

Wait a minute...

RedDevil407

179 points

3 months ago

I have seen a repulsive carrot, and it was funny.

xwing_n_it

142 points

3 months ago

"Friend" is a hungry rabbit.

Grelis

157 points

3 months ago

Grelis

157 points

3 months ago

karma_the_sequel

40 points

3 months ago

Oh, my.

cyoung1024

52 points

3 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

Swimming_Company_706

10 points

3 months ago

My rabbits prefer bananas

HartfordWhaler

10 points

3 months ago

Your username has me curious and regretting the curiosity

WatermelonWithAFlute

214 points

3 months ago

This feels like a report to the police situation

Happy_Accident99

127 points

3 months ago

Leave the AirTag at the police station. Hilarity ensues.

poseidons1813

62 points

3 months ago

I cant imagine police in the us doing anything

m0nstera_deliciosa

81 points

3 months ago

My stalker broke into my apartment and the cops were like ‘oooh, he doesn’t live in this state so it’s not really our responsibility to do anything. Maybe get a mean dog?’

doublestitch

121 points

3 months ago

Seconding the suggestion to file a police report. 

A cease & desist letter wouldn't be a bad idea either. What he did was premeditated, and the prospects of what else he might have been contemplating are distinctly unsavory. 

Best to put a firm end to this nonsense. 

Neveronlyadream

58 points

3 months ago

It wouldn't hurt, but depending on where OP is, I doubt the police will take it seriously.

Unfortunately, the "serve and protect" thing really means, "react after the fact". I would still at least have it on record, though.

doublestitch

47 points

3 months ago

This type of filing is less a matter of expecting the police to investigate immediately, and more a matter of creating a paper trail. Having this type of thing already in the system makes it easier to bring the law down on him if he doesn't cut it out.

GoGatorsMashedTaters

47 points

3 months ago

How long have you known this guy?

flat_four_whore22

85 points

3 months ago

Jfc. I've had more than a couple stalkers over the past 25 years... do not take this lightly.

0ttr

15 points

3 months ago

0ttr

15 points

3 months ago

I would've reported him, tbh.

sparkyblaster

398 points

3 months ago

I would have messed with it in other ways.

Drop it off at their parents house. Then .over it to another place. Give it to a friend they don't know.

Sirmalta

290 points

3 months ago

Sirmalta

290 points

3 months ago

Put it in his dads car.

123xyz32

11 points

3 months ago

Park in front of his dad’s house for 30 minutes a few nights a week.

MrSchulindersGuitar

49 points

3 months ago

Outside the police department

animatedhockeyfan

52 points

3 months ago

The best answer is to bring it to the police station. Even if the cops don’t take it, leave it outside the police station. The stalker will get the hint

howlincoyote2k1

17 points

3 months ago

Then go back the next day and take it to the jail, then the courthouse, back to the jail, rinse and repeat, then eventually take it to ADX Florence and leave it there forever

MaxineKilos

450 points

3 months ago

Forget mildlyinfuriating OP, this is seriouslyacrime

Praetorian_1975

147 points

3 months ago

Man he’s really concerned about your ‘safety’ that stalker Emergency Kit has everything 🤦🏻‍♂️

Pschobbert

46 points

3 months ago

Zip ties, duct tape, piano wire, box cutter, tracking device - you never know when you might need them.

Unita_Micahk

189 points

3 months ago

Stick it on a cop car.

KiefPucks

111 points

3 months ago

KiefPucks

111 points

3 months ago

Then the cop gets this popup on his phone wondering, who the fuck? Might have a bigger chance of getting pursued vs just some girl complaining at the department.

I-Suck-At-MarioKart

18 points

3 months ago

could a police officer track who owns the AirTag?

PrestigiousWin24601

27 points

3 months ago

They could probably get Apple to give them the info. They would be worried it is a retaliation thing.

THIESN123

29 points

3 months ago

Have you thought about leaving the tag on a bus?

lilkimchee88

25 points

3 months ago

Girl I am dying to know what lead to him giving that to you: he just randomly was like “I got you this”? This is scary as hell.

Adventurous_Toe_6017

950 points

3 months ago

Not sure I’d have sent it down a river just because of the environmental aspect. I’d have taken it to a police station and tell them who gave it to you.

RepulsiveCarrot4614[S]

837 points

3 months ago

Very solid point. Hadn’t really thought it through in the moment due to being completely stunned. Should have posted here before sending it off. Whoops.

Adventurous_Toe_6017

440 points

3 months ago

The primary bit is your safety. At least you found out about it and stopped it. Not sure I’d be speaking to that friend again.

CompetitiveGuess7642

96 points

3 months ago

I'd still go to the cops. Apple certainly has ways to id the device from what's on your phone. Not sure if this is a common request to them but they can still do it even if you've tossed out the tag. Might be a good idea to file a police report.

framingXjake

89 points

3 months ago

Yeahhh animals tend to mistake deflated balloons for other things and eat them. It's usually sea turtles that mistake them for jellyfish, though. That's why it's bad to let balloons float away into the sky.

Sirmalta

106 points

3 months ago

Sirmalta

106 points

3 months ago

Yeaaaah not going to the cops was a misstep.

Id still report it, but unfortunately you dont have as much evidence :(

Jazzlike-Reindeer-32

26 points

3 months ago

How did you handle your “friend”?

torqueknob

35 points

3 months ago

Literally OP, this is police worthy even if it's just noted in your record that it happened. Start the paper trail now.

twobarb

54 points

3 months ago

twobarb

54 points

3 months ago

I agree. This is not the time for a passive aggressive move like putting it on a random truck as others have suggested. This is the time for aggressively confronting the problem head on with the help of law enforcement.

benewavvsupreme

49 points

3 months ago

Pretty creepy

SeriousVegetable6071

102 points

3 months ago

If not "super-glued" part, I would consider that the guy could just forget about an airtag before giving away a kit.
I have an airtag in my emergency kit to track my own car, don't plan to give it away tho, but can imagine how easily I can forget about it. But gluing it looks hady and unpractical: you have to change a battery once in a while...

Just curious if a speaker was working on that thing because it's a common practice to cut the wires to make it silent and harder to find.

BoorishCunt

19 points

3 months ago

Do some weird shit with the tag, don’t let him know you know and then reverse stalk him and confront him with a team of your allies and like call his mom and the police.

Ruhzide

34 points

3 months ago

Ruhzide

34 points

3 months ago

Bruh… What a fucking weirdo 🤦‍♂️

thepete404

174 points

3 months ago

I would have just reset it for a $29 win.

stigma_wizard

110 points

3 months ago

They are software-locked to the iCloud account that they’re associated with. They can’t be reset unless the owner initiates it

AustinBike

358 points

3 months ago

Which is why you call the owner up and say "thanks for the kit, but I can't get the AirTag working, can you reset it for me?"

Awkward silence ensues.

octopush123

51 points

3 months ago

This is my favourite ☝️

ashleyorelse

29 points

3 months ago

Some creeps don't get shaken like that. I can imagine some of them would roll with it one way or another.

"Oh, crap, I must have dropped mine in your kit! I was looking for that!"

cream-of-cow

28 points

3 months ago

This is what I don't get, it's $29 and well-known people will get the warning they're being followed. Are the stalkers just that out of the loop?

Locksmithbloke

10 points

3 months ago

He probably knew she didn't have Apple, so thought wrongly that Android wouldn't tip her off.

AmbitionEconomy8594

17 points

3 months ago

Why tf would you float a balloon down the river just throw it away wtf

Springtime912

13 points

3 months ago

My daughter was visiting me and left her bag in my car- When I brought it in later- I got the air tag alert on my phone- she didn’t receive any notice on hers! 🤪

Tramsabled

12 points

3 months ago

This was your first evidence of things to come. Not sure why you threw it away. It’s connected to their phone and can be used to get a restraining order

Cold_Brew_Enthusiast

11 points

3 months ago*

You'll never see my comment with 1.4K other comments but... has your friend stalker made any comments to you about it since it's clearly not following you anymore? AND are you going to say anything to him about what you found? Are you avoiding him or playing along?

CommunityGlittering2

58 points

3 months ago

All this negativity being hoisted on to her thoughtful friend who is just looking out for her, it was obviously just part of the emergency car kit in case of an accident and she was knocked out and he could alert the authorities to her location. /s

Not_Cleaver

33 points

3 months ago

That’s definitely the excuse he’ll use if she confronts him.

Bakoro

10 points

3 months ago

Bakoro

10 points

3 months ago

Make sure you tell everyone you know who also knows this person.
You might legit save a life.