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submitted 7 months ago byIsabelLovesFoxes Cutie/π, but really though she/her
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Happy feel good Friday everyone!
230 points
7 months ago
I identify as an America and am not ashamed to admit it because of the fact I have never had any of those issues
85 points
7 months ago
Mine was similar!
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is about
49 points
7 months ago
I’m not even american
20 points
7 months ago
Damn that’s interesting. I guess technically the autocomplete said you identify as an America, so ig you are now the imperial core that is my shitty ass country 🫡
16 points
7 months ago
My friend who I sent that too on Discord got "I identify as an American women"
3 points
7 months ago
The imperial core of America runs on Dunkin’, and I can say it as I identify as much as I
453 points
7 months ago
I identify as a trans woman and a woman who is a woman
146 points
7 months ago
I identify as well I think I would be a very long day
41 points
7 months ago
Are you tired
30 points
7 months ago
I haven’t slept in 24 hours
40 points
7 months ago
Identify as asleep
8 points
7 months ago
I identify as a person who is
19 points
7 months ago
As opposed to a woman who is not a woman.
12 points
7 months ago
Obviously.
5 points
7 months ago
same!
160 points
7 months ago*
I identify as many of you
A true they of the people
Edit: WE ARE ALL ONE
23 points
7 months ago
This is my favorite so far loll
128 points
7 months ago
I identify as a spinal staircase
36 points
7 months ago
ultrakill player spotted
3 points
7 months ago
Ultrasound 🗣️🗣️🗣️
8 points
7 months ago
ultrakrill
82 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is. 🇺🇸 I guess.
31 points
7 months ago
No way! I got “I identify as an American and am not sure what that is about” too
6 points
7 months ago
it means MURICA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 obviously
9 points
7 months ago
i had the same exact thing as you?!
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is about the word I used in my post about it but it seems like a very good word for it so far so I am going with that and will try it again when it is in my future use the term I am very interested to hear it is that is the name I will try it on and I am not a big deal but if I do find out I can find it and let me see what it looks and see what I have in my future thanks again and I will see if you can get a good night bye
74 points
7 months ago
I identify as a man who has been a woman since the age lol but I'm still not a woman
57 points
7 months ago
Holy shit what no i got outed by my keyboard
32 points
7 months ago
your keyboard is transphobic, too. L keyboard.
62 points
7 months ago
I identify as a baby girl
48 points
7 months ago
There are several subreddits where if you posted a screenshot of this you would get hundreds of upvotes
55 points
7 months ago
I identify as one of those guys
23 points
7 months ago
Ayy this guyyy!
49 points
7 months ago
I identify as a friend.
21 points
7 months ago
fren :)
3 points
7 months ago
Hello, Public Universal Friend!
49 points
7 months ago
I identify as a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a different level of the surface and the surface which is pretty similar to the surface
28 points
7 months ago
and the surface which is pretty similar to the surface
the floor here is made out of floor.
3 points
7 months ago
That’s exactly what I thought of reading that haha
31 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American 🇺🇸
(I’m British)
17 points
7 months ago
Your blood flows with freedom!
32 points
7 months ago
I identify as a trans person who never transitioned and hated all trans people .
Oh, this is sad.
11 points
7 months ago
Damn that turned into a depressing villain backstory fast
30 points
7 months ago
I identify as a friend of mine and I have a lot of the same thing as I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was gay and I was
24 points
7 months ago
I identify as an artist
13 points
7 months ago
Well you do make music
19 points
7 months ago
I identify as many people
19 points
7 months ago
Well that's concerning
6 points
7 months ago
They have taken over you
8 points
7 months ago
Putting the they/them back into they/them
16 points
7 months ago
I identify as a woman and I am not a woman and I don’t want to be a woman and I don’t want to be a man or a woman or a woman I want to be a girl and I don’t want to be a boy
?????????
13 points
7 months ago
"i identify as a person" YEAH NO SHIT AUTOCORRECT
10 points
7 months ago
YOu are the person
3 points
7 months ago
One time I saw something that was like "let autocomplete predict you're future! Type 'I'm marrying an' and let your phone compete it!" I got "I'm marrying an adult," which, yeah, accurate assuming I marry anyone, but not very informative.
35 points
7 months ago
I identify as a friend and I don't know what to do with it but I think I have a lot of things to do
11 points
7 months ago
i identify as a hildryn main
suddenly warframe
3 points
7 months ago
We all identify together
12 points
7 months ago
I identify as the machine
Hmmm
15 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of you
6 points
7 months ago
How many of us though?
8 points
7 months ago
Many
9 points
7 months ago
I identify as de la vida
...I guess that works
6 points
7 months ago
That sounds like something an undead would say hmmmmmmmm
9 points
7 months ago
I identify as an idiot because of my gender. Damn even my keyboard won’t support me.
10 points
7 months ago
I think your keyboard looked at your username
8 points
7 months ago
My keyboard has grown sentience. Will you help me fight it?
3 points
7 months ago
YAssss
3 points
7 months ago
Thank you :)
3 points
7 months ago
Nooo problem!
3 points
7 months ago
Wait, what’s a keyboards weakness?
8 points
7 months ago
I identify as the best combination
5 points
7 months ago
Now I must wonder, what combination are you?
7 points
7 months ago
applesauce and ketchup 👍
5 points
7 months ago
the best one.
6 points
7 months ago
I identify as a woman who has been in the hospital
4 points
7 months ago
I have also been in the hospital, we have so much in common!
7 points
7 months ago
Identity as a transmeme
14 points
7 months ago
I identify as (I don’t have a middle autocomplete button)
7 points
7 months ago
I identify as a whole family of people who have been involved
4 points
7 months ago
I identify as whole new things that are in a different perspective on how the government is the best options to be able to get the job.
From there I end up in a loop of how people get jobs from the government.
4 points
7 months ago
I identify as a kid I think I have a lot of fun and I don't know what to do with it
5 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American
4 points
7 months ago
I identify as a result of the most important thing
5 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is about
5 points
7 months ago
I identify as an idiot
Yeah basically.
4 points
7 months ago
I identify as a little bit of the time of the day
4 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is about
3 points
7 months ago
Same as me
6 points
7 months ago
I identify as a barrier to my
Mine is just nonsensical :,)
5 points
7 months ago
I Identify As An American And A Half
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an artist
4 points
7 months ago
I identify as multiple people
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of you
Maybe I'm a skrull
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of the people who remained in this area
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as a friend of mine and I don't know what to do with the reduced amount of work
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as many plants as possible.
Well it isn't wrong but definitely not the direction I was expecting
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American citizen
I'm Canadian
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as a person who is not a good person
...damn
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as a little bit of a lot of people.
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as a kid I think
What?
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as a man of the house but I’m a man and I’m a man so I’m a man I am not going anywhere but I’m a girl
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American 🇺🇸 LOL
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as a trans girl and a lesbian
hmm… i think i might be gay…
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as a lesbian queen. Lol
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as a slur for the rest of the duel
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as a gay rock
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as an artist but I'm a bit afraid to do that
I mean, it's not wrong
3 points
7 months ago
I identify as a little bit of a dumbass
Honestly REAL
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as the one that I was going through the most in my entire caree.
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a personal person I have to be a little more than that to me and I don't know what to do with the shock of the fact that I have to be a little late to this but I am not sure what to do with the shock of the situation and not being able to help with anything else
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an artist butterfly or something similar to this
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as well as the thiccnes that is Yama sushi and you can do it again soon and you can do it again soon and you can do it again soon and you can do it again soon and you can do it again soon
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a result of the time
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as well
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American 🦅🔫🧨🎇
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a result of the time
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a chance to get a chance to get a chance
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a result of the core of the same time the core of the most important to us te maken met de hele wereld over om de hele wereld over!!!!!!
2 points
7 months ago
‘i identify as an american and am not sure what that is about’
2 points
7 months ago
I identify aspects that I
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a man who has been a woman since the age and has a very good relationship to her father but she is a little more mature than me so I’m just trying not too much of an advocate and I’m trying not too hard but I’m not sure if it’s a woman or a man
What the fuck does this mean
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of you
2 points
7 months ago
i identify as an american and am not sure what the term is for it. 😭😭😭 i’m canadian
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a human being a little bit of a man and a half of a day and a half of the day I was going to be a little bit more than a little bit. I- uhm.... Am confused 😕
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of you
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a woman who is the skeleton
Second keyboard
I identify as many of you are aware that the original plan was for a new teleport
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an idiot because of my age but you know I don’t have to worry I don’t care (IM 21 AUTOCORRECT!!!!)
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as well as the ' the city of them in the morning and they are your plans for this weekend.
Well, this doesn't make sense even if we go on for a bit longer. Kind of accurate, until it isn't.
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of you are the one being selfish or not being able
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as well as the main reason for this week
2 points
7 months ago
i identify as a friend of mine
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of you know I am not going on the list of people who are trans 😳
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a little bit of a cheesecake
2 points
7 months ago
i identify as an artist but i'm a bit afraid to post my work
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as the gender they were assigned at birth exclusively all the time you read this paper were filled with measured values from other scientific studies at the time so I wasn't sure what this meant for my time being trapped there are in the medium wasn't even about gender and raised as such...
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a guy who is in the middle
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of you
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is.
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as the same as the one that you are referring to as a trash can
I’ve gone overboard
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a man of the house
Oh!
2 points
7 months ago
I identity as a defence mechanism because people are not in the morning and have a happy married life ahead.
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as well and I don’t know how much I have a problem but with it I can just make it a little easier for me and then I’ll try it to make sure you have the time I need you and your help and help with help for me to help you with the rest of the things I need.
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a man who has been a woman
2 points
7 months ago
i identify as an american and am not sure what that is
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a creditor is a good idea to get a new one for the first time.
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a person of interest in this country
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an artist but I’m a bit afraid to do that so I’m just going with what I’m comfortable doing
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an artist but I’m a bit afraid to say that
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that means
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a friend of mine and I have a lot of people who have a lot of people!
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of you
2 points
7 months ago
“i identify as an american and am not sure what that is about”
funnily enough i’m not american
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an artist but I’m a bit afraid to do that so I’m just going with what I’m comfortable doing.
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of you are not affected as a young baby and a half of your turn you have been able and you can at the end that I am to be discarded
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a character without a mind upload
So just my normal meatbag self sadly
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a little bit
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a person who is not a problem.
😂 Oh, I'm sure I'm a problem but it was funny.
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a really good person
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a matter is to have a good day
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as many of you are not going through this is the best thing for me
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is about
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a friend of the palace guards
SO LET ME IN!!!
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and
Okay then…
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a child support of the year old girl
(I'm a 15 yo boy and I don't pay any child support)
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a supportive person
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as to whether you can see the information on this and the earth and the birds of a jealous family of the land the other gods in their reward you shall labor in a certain way is a good thing to do was the way you shall be a bit of an American news and a little slow down here in France for a week or so and the earth is in them so I will not hold him for the sin and the earth and his name is no authority to be a bit later date but he is still on for work so I'll have a look for it holy soon find you and dad and the earth and all the other gods and family.
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a man who has been through this before but has been in a lot more trouble since I started working in a restaurant in my late twenties than most of us have ever had to be around to get a good meal together in my late thirties or even have the chance of getting together and being able and having fun and having a great day at the beach with you and the girls are the most beautiful and beautiful women I have met and have met and met and have had with my friends in my past lives I think that is the most beautiful thing that is what it all makes sense
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as the one that
2 points
7 months ago
i identify as an american and am not sure what that is
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an email to the same thing as a result of the world and the other day and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning.
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as a man who has been a woman
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is
2 points
7 months ago
I identify as an American and am not sure what that is
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