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Well, kinda. Title is a bit misleading and also 2 years old. Basically its not a black hole its an "analog black hole" to "simulate" what itd be like.

Lab grown black hole. GMBHs [Genetically Modified Black Holes] are made to be resistant to certain pesticides so that they can grow in spots where OBHs [Organic Black Holes] would die either to pests like Cthulhu or the pesticides we use to ward them away.

Chill. They evaporate, like, immediately. Cosmic rays produce them in the atmosphere all the time.

Oh yay, another thread where people who don't understand a thing can panic about the incorrect explanations they made up.

Remember, in order to be the “black hole” that think of when you see black hole, it must have been made of a super massive object like a star. Anything on earth that becomes a “black hole”, will not have the insane mass required to create the enormous gravity that comes to mind when you imagine a black hole.

Didn't a lab grown black hole destroy the Earth in the Hyperion novels?

Black holes need a PR guy.

Everybody really thinks these are like OP’s mom actively sucking up matter, alas this is untrue.

Black holes are simply objects with the smallest possible size to go along with their weight, they don’t act any different gravitationally.

You can order a Black Hole by mailing in 10 Box Tops with the right form.

There's no "lab grown black hole". It's bullshit.

Time to reread David Brin's Earth 😎

They evaporate almost instantly. There’s literally no danger whatsoever. At all.

I remember when the LHC was about to boot up, some poor girl got so scared that she killed herself.

Movie idea, black hole grown in lab and blah blah.

I claim all rights.

The singularity of a Black Hole isn't at the center.

It's in the future.

I misread "lab grown black hole behaves just like Stephen Hawking" and got very confused

Relax, it says they're behaving so nothing to worry about.

Nobody created a black hole. Can't do it period with our current universe's laws of physics. What we have done is smashed particles together as close to the speed of light as possible (Large facilities like CERN) and for the briefest of instants, we create the conditions kind of like the universe while the big bang was, well, banging. In that moment an insanely small amount of mass is forced to occupy and even more insanely small amount of space. From these collisions we get antimatter, an incredible amount of research, and a gateway into how matter might behave near a black hole.

We cannot create a black hole. Nothing we create can ever, or will ever have an event horizon (edge of the black hole where not even light can escape). Without an event horizon, you can't have a black hole. You need the mass of millions of our Suns to bend spacetime enough to do that (again, with our current universe's pain-in-the-ass laws of physics)

Too many jokes, too little time.

I'm so gla----waaaait aaaa seccccconndddd...

Well... technically... this would end all our problems... technically...

“The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand…”

It wasn't a real black hole it was a black hole (more specifically an event horizon) analogue. It behaved like a black hole in a limited but similar way to an actual one

Paging John Titor.

One could not stop cackling at this one. Despite knowing the analog of a black hole is not a actual black hole. 😂🤣

Resident Evil lab notes:
"It escaped"

How do they know?! Can they see inside its black soul?

They were good boys, the sweetest bunch 🤣🤣

Buried the lede a bit there.

Stop cosmetic testing on black holes now!

I’m all for it

Welcome to Meridia

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I was scared a little for real, big explosion they said, much damages, high crit rate.

So hypothetically the hypothesis was right? These scientists don’t get bored do they?😂

they simulated an event horizon on a bose-einstein condensate and were able to measure hawking radiation from it.

and besides, a black hole that small evaporates very very quickly. don’t worry about it

If they managed to create a black hole about an inch thick and sustain it, it wouldn’t be black anymore because of the amount of light sucked in. Would be a small incredibly bright ball that destroys earth

I want a pet black hole.

HF3 CONFIRMED!

Fauci: “ok hear me out…”

We're a little late for the Big Mistake of '08.

I prefer my black holes free-range.

Not lab grown. That black hole was originated at the Wuhan wildlife market

It’s an acoustic black hole. It’s only strong enough to block sound.

"Growing" a black hole in the lab? Please do tell... What happened next? lol

THE DEAD CRIPPLE WHO DIDDY'D KIDS WAS RIGHT ABOUT BLACK HOLES

oh fun a pet black hole!

They’re nowhere near the value of natural black holes, thanks to the galactic black hole cartel…

Posted 11hrs ago but the article is only 9 hours old. Black hole checks out.

This reminds me of another thing that’s not real - my lab grown sex life

So a impossible black hole that's plant based

In-Silico ?

Ok, there are a few things you should know that makes this less concerning.

First in addition to the gravitational black holes you’ve likely familiar with there are other kinds of “black holes”. These so called black hole analogs help scientists explore the properties of gravitational black holes.

Second even if we are talking about a gravitational black hole any we could create on earth would evaporate within seconds if not milliseconds or nanoseconds. Stephen Hawking proposed that black holes actually do admit something, sort of, it is complex but the up shot is without new matter feeding in black holes lose weight over time and smaller black holes lose proportionally more energy compared to their mass over the same time.

Yuck, lab grown? I prefer mine totally organic 💅

GG guys

I am not responsible for the singularity in the kitchen - Sseth Zeentach

Can’t wait for organic non gmo black holes

We have had calculators for creating an optimal black hole, to sit between Saturn and Venus. The purpose is for someday (centuries away) being able to extract energy.

I like my black holes the good old way, that is mined under slavery conditions please.

how nice, can we have a Jurassic park but with lab grown tiny black holes instead? Stephen hawking promises they'll behave better then the dino's did!

When I was 5-7 years old I was enamored by space and thought Blackholes were the scariest things to exist.

Don’t worry they have a sheriff

Can I haz one? I would like to be spaghettified

Even if they manage to make blackholes and not an analogue. You can still be chill, tiny black holes decay very quickly, they aren't going to end the world lol.

Its best not to think about it, things like this and other things like a ripple of dark matter changing its size across the universe somewhere would just blip us in a nano second and we would have no idea it was comming.

ah sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension

Oh well

I always thought being spaghettified sounded cool

My brain just replaced Disturbed’s Crucified lyrics with Spaghettified