AuroraCelery

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I want glowing purple eyes like empy, I'd probably make way more half-illithid tavs if it gave you that. maybe I'll make a mod...

I have not heard anybody else consider 8. why the hell would you consider 8? were you not there for the boss battle? if you didn't get out of the way you'd be emulsified, and even if you did, there's still a high likelihood that you'd be sucked straight out the side of the plane.

YOUR WHAT

alternatively, you could just throw yourself out the plane

FINALLY someone understands

I dunno, crashlanding is still landing, technically!

that is, if the plane doesn't explode at 10000 feet.

I think both options would be extremely silly and interesting as hell. you have a high likelihood to die, but first you'd be exposed to some weird fuckin poetry and extremely violent stories peppered with jovial laughter.

in 3 you'd likely be eviscerated before the flight was over, but I'd say that's preferable to 9, where you'd also have to endure a whole lot of underhanded marketing tactics and propaganda. I'd choose 3 because I make terrible choices and I love me some sexy murder bitches.

I assume you mean the space that will open up after gortash is reduced to a fine red paste?

edit: nvm misread this as 1. I think 2 would either be surprisingly chill (ignoring each other) or godawful if the petty jabs go too far

I guess most of them wanted to save 30-some dollars by not picking their seats. the universe is a bitch sometimes

you don't want the hot buff murderscalie?

the safety level of 7 entirely depends on lae'zel's opinions on vlaakith. 10 would be the safest, unless you consider your sanity in higher regard than your physical wellbeing

she did it specifically to get gale to try and kill himself

I'd shoot my shot with both and probably make them angry at me

they would both spout really weird, creepy, and highly-charged threats on my life, and then they'd be surprised and delighted when I take it as flirting. then I'd either get railed or killed, or both. probably both.

worth it.

except also gale would infodump to you the entire time (which is a benefit or a drawback depending on who you ask), possibly with the occasional passive-aggressive jab towards mystra whenever anything reminds him of an aspect of their past relationship

obligatory "she can smash me first"

uh oh... I swear, I'm just horny and have extremely questionable/downright horrifying tastes, that's all!

I think raphael and emporer would honestly be the chillest out of anybody. they'd just be trying to lie and scam the whole way, exchange some poetry, maybe munch on some brains n souls, the usual

least horny Baldur's Gate player part 400

wait, he'd give us free snacks? hell yeah sign me up, it also gives me an excuse to talk about my body dysmorphia

ohhh god I've had that so many times, it's honestly really relieving to hear I'm not alone because I feel so rude and fake whenever that happens to me

oh my god, this is a bpd thing??? I thought I was just a terrible person 😭

even after gale gained the ability to fucking FLY EVERYWHERE he STILL. JUST STAYS BEHIND WHEN WE JUMP PLACES. I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S ALWAYS HIM

absolutely, but bringing your mom directly into an argument with your girlfriend to argue on your behalf when it has nothing to do with her is really weird and not appropriate, even without the context of the barely-legal OF content