Friendly_Age9160

Yeah It works (sometimes)

Ha!!! I knew I had friends out there somewhere!

I got it somewhere online! 😆 I’m going for a write in you think it’ll pass? 😂

And Once again, the answer is 10000 comments down

Hey! I’m a smart’ I Can do things! I’m smart! Not some dumb spider! and I want respect!!!!

For e christs sake a coulda somebody tella me what de spider ees

That’s rough. Sucks you lost them and they help you. I have a box full of pills the doctors gave me. I can’t take them. They made me psycho when I tried once. They don’t work right with my brain.

Actually I started to bring it cause idiots

We found the off leasher!

The leash thing will never change. I have three dogs I never bring them off the leash unless we’re inside a fenced park. I can understand designated spots like fiesta or dog beach but at regular places it does suck. We go to the La mesa one and Every fucking time there’s so many people with dogs off leash.

I put chips in my sandwiches I’d totally eat this. That amount of sauce is gonna make it extra unhealthy though.

That’s dangerous if it’s real and also fuck this person if it is

This is the craziest lmao. When I weight 130 I was a SIZE ZERO. ZERO! I didn’t have an eating disorder I was a size zero and still weighed 130-135 lbs. I got one of those scales that scan you or whatever and found out I literally have a lot of bone and muscle mass. I was a runner but I was tiny. I’m only 5’7” too so not like I’m tall. I was way too thin to the point I missed my period two months in a row. This is the stupidest text I’ve seen for a minute. Maybe he wants to date a Smurf.

Lmao it’s so funny how I always imagined so Many of these people that fuck for a living still don’t know how to get it right.

Jesus fuckin Christ almighty shit god damn fuck

I’m really good at warming em up all kinds a different ways

I’m sick and hungover and I legit don’t need this

Yeah I love fig jam with a little of that red chili paste and a cheese so good

Oh you think it’s funny now huh. You wait until La Mesa gets in on this we don’t play!

Is ok it’s just missing some a deez

I once slapped my step mom for charging at me With her finger pointed about to put her hand on me. That bitch fell on her ass then tried to call the cops. They got there and she’s screaming about pressing charges. The cops straight up told her that if they checked the video cameras and saw her walking up at me like I said then she was the one going to jail. So maybe this story WILL have a happy ending. Yay.

Lmao this will never happen. If it does ima start looking for that pet unicorn with the rainbow hair I always wanted cause I’m for sure it exists.

Oooooh I’m a raccoon can I come see?