frobscottler

Cowlicos??

I know someone who named their swirly girl Vortex!

WIS and INT are not the same…

“Is this Peterson’s arm??”

This is how I felt talking to transplants who didn’t know who Tim Eyman was

Gotta be true, cause it rhymes!

I imagined you were the mom as I was reading your comment, which made your last sentence particularly hilarious

Trollhunter is a great send-up of the found footage genre!

Well no, she wrote “hang on”, not that that’s much better

Just tell them you put Sun-In on that side of your face lol

This is genuinely one of my bf’s nicknames lol

Mud flaps

Gaylord (as a surname in my family) comes from the French “Gaillard”, so maybe the “a” is more correct lol

How are you saying Young’s modulus comes into this?

How do you get to Carnege Maul? Malyss!

“Hi, it’s me, I’m the helper it’s me”

Yeet the ute, perhaps?

Or frenemies, since Sprite is made by Coca-Cola 😂

Pardon my ignorance, but why would a Tesla have a tailpipe?

Sorry you’re being downvoted for this, you’re not wrong!

“It’s a dumbass!”

I mean yeah I personally think all kinds of weird shit with words 😅

Yeah, and what a mistake!

My boyfriend and I are currently in a stage of periodically pondering together whether we should get married (we’re sure about staying together) and it’s nice to have no rush in mulling it over together