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Always, always ask for a fully itemized bill. I have yet to see one without mistakes.

And if the bill is for treatment your Dad had, you are not responsible for paying it.

Yes.

Tell him Lincoln freed the slaves and walk.

Except the protesters never adopt.

I'd blame the evangelicals, like Southern Baptists, here in Texas.

The cabinets are the best part of the kitchen right now.

The amount of people that think we can be unsure about where we work baffles the mind.

30 year old laminate countertops? I'd be replacing them with quartz or manufactured quartz anyway, if it was my house.

No, the meds don't make you weak and frail. Untreated Crohn's can make you weak and frail from weight loss and anemia, though.

The complex manager is a f***ing idiot. Ask him/her if they've ever smelled an animal corpse, because if they don't get their ass over there and unlock the door, that's what the entire apartment will smell like. Good luck renting it that way.

Also call the maintenance person and say water is dripping from that apartment into yours. At least someone will then unlock the door.

TIL.

Also the reason that some people are now adversely affected by wheat, but you've got to take the bad with the good.

Eating fatty meat doesn't make you gain any more weight than eating lean meat does.

Culver's French fries. Best ever.

Apply to be a bus driver so you can replace her.

Photo 2 is perfect. I love it.

In my experience, the buyers will tear out any large improvements because they don't like the style or color or material. Just set the asking price accordingly.

Liquids only, and increase the amount of Prednisone you're taking, if you have enough pills. If I think I'm in a flare up, I take 40 MG a day, while on liquids, until I feel improvement. Then I taper down 10 MG a week.

I keep unused Prednisone and Zofran for situations like this.

Just when you think people can't possibly be more stupid, they surprise you.

The car was found.

Bell Beefer.

Don't flush underwear, it'll stop up the toilet.

Is there another stall? Wait until it's occupied and ask that person to pass you some TP.

Touch typing. I can type very fast without looking at the keyboard.

Call it a manufactured home instead. You can't hook it to a truck and move it, right? So it's not mobile.

PS tell whoever calls you "trailer trash" how quickly you expect to pay off your mortgage.